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Not For Human Consumption

337 episodes - English - Latest episode: 25 days ago - ★★★★★ - 46 ratings

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Join us each week as we discuss everything between important and stupid.

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Episodes

The Tragedy of Ohioan Coasters - THE FUN TIME BOYS : 009

March 04, 2024 19:42 - 1 hour - 77.3 MB

Back this week with a Hurty Head Feel, The new "The Crow" actor looks like a soundcloud rapper with dumb tattoos, Dead Moms and their Tributes, Bellybutton to root measurements, What the hell is in Ohio, Roller Coasters are for the youth, Wendy's Surge Pricing Fails, White Castle stinks, NWO Wars Video Game, "Epstein" The Survival Video Game looks interesting, Release The Truman Show Jerk Off Cut, We learn more French, Jay and Dylan fight, Star Trek Discovery still slaps, Bent Dicks are we...

Meat Cute - THE FUN TIME BOYS : 008

February 26, 2024 23:30 - 1 hour - 91.6 MB

Back this week and Dylan is going pantless! National Dry Out from Weed Challenge, We got that coveted Custom Discord Link: Discord.gg/NFHCStudios, Bruce Wayne's Birthday and how to celebrate it, Jay was soft serving up some old meals all week, Which way does the donk hang?, We spend most the show trying to make Dylan hard, Cyberattacks or Human error, going back to pager times, The First week of being an out and proud French, Pronunciation of the language of love, visit the new discord cha...

The French Time Guys - THE FUN TIME BOYS : 007

February 19, 2024 23:30 - 1 hour - 88.4 MB

NFHC Studios Presents: THE FUN TIME BOYS PODCAST!!!   We discuss all the things every week.   Failed to get the F out of the show but Jay is back and is suddenly no longer Itailan, Chinese New Year, Chinese New us, Valentines Day Curmudgeons, New Website, Not Saying It, New insults hits too hard, Dylan gets a Cop Haircut and becomes corrupt, Mouth Stuff, Interview Trilogy Incoming, Jay broke his face, New Accents, Going to Ireland, Foot Fetishes the wrong way, Tree loads are just for...

Drake the Snake - THE FUN TIME BOYS : 006

February 12, 2024 20:31 - 1 hour - 97.9 MB

NFHC Studios Presents: THE FUN TIME BOYS PODCAST!!! We discuss all the things every week. Still attempting to get the F out! Our buddy Jason sits in for Jay this week and looking handsome after all his heart healing, Neuralink test subjects, Who's your favorite Billionaire?, Loads of wrastlin', Why do youtube commenters hate our middle seat?, Beard denial until weight loss is a thing,  @Nipdoesthings Tiktok "Supgirl" channel needs some follows, Drake has an absolute hammer on him, We are...

Best of the Broccolis - THE FUN TIME BOYS : 005

February 05, 2024 23:30 - 1 hour - 79.5 MB

NFHC Studios Presents: THE FUN TIME BOYS PODCAST!!! We discuss all the things every week.   Jay had work so we grabbed our buddy Markendeya and his imported thighs to sit in with us. Kicking off this week with gaming talk, Apex Legends skin game is on point, Balders Gate 3, Halo Infinite, Hair up, D*ck out, Matt and Dylan have never taken a calculus class, Microtonal Music Internet Arguments are the best, Godzilla, Reminiscing of drinking and previous drunken Deyasodes, Dylan's struggl...

Spaghettin' Over it - THE FUN TIME BOYS : 004

January 29, 2024 23:30 - 1 hour - 82.7 MB

NFHC Studios Presents: THE FUN TIME BOYS PODCAST!!!  We discuss all the things every week.   Crackin' Toilet Bowels, Breaking Appliances, Gas Station Whiskey Dealers, Jay gets deFEETed, Trying to stop F'ing around in the first 10 minutes of the episodes, Dylan gets multidimensional dreams, we have a ton of episodes for new listeners, Naming our A.I. assistant, Caffeine Panic Melties, Drinking Drains Matt's Happy Chemicals, Bars Suck and the tale of the ancient bar darts, Sticking Dart...

Stuck in the Keller Algorithm - THE FUN TIME BOYS : 003

January 22, 2024 23:30 - 1 hour - 66 MB

NFHC Studios Presents: THE FUN TIME BOYS PODCAST!!!  We discuss all the things every week. Youtube continues to SA Jay, Stuck in the Helen Keller Algorithm, Dylan gets closer to the singularity, Nailing the pronunciation of foreign products and getting shamed for it, Grocery Hacks, Installing Culture, Matt's rude and doesn't listen to Dylan's car trouble, Interdimensional Alien Talk, Is life as we know it is just a Simulation so Advanced A.I. can determine what happened to Earth?, Trick...

A HINT OF NECK - THE FUN TIME BOYS : 002

January 15, 2024 23:10 - 1 hour - 85.7 MB

NFHC Studios Presents: THE FUN TIME BOYS PODCAST!!!  Hosted by: Matt, Jay, and Dylan, Just 3 guys with 1 that shows full thigh.   We discuss all the things for every week. Milking the Helen Keller Algorithm. Jay drops his first uplifting segment on a listener, Our new Video Editor Loses his job to A.I., Adult Video games on Steam are dumb and weird, Matt gets hypnothighsed, the story of man losing his V-Card under a romantic flashlight, Caffeinated Dylan takes a minute to get used to,...

Gravity is Cray! - THE FUN TIME BOYS : 001

January 10, 2024 01:08 - 1 hour - 84.5 MB

New Year, New You, New Us, New Name? 2024 is Live as is Episode 317!! We discuss some upcoming changes, Jay is showing ALOT of thigh, Being the cool ageless handsome at the pool, Discussing the upcoming changes, Big Bill's Beef Review, Voice Cracking as an Old, New Segment trial "Gamer Words", Gamertag of 2023 review, New Years Bingo, Flight logs reveal same stuff from 2016, Wheelchaired Physicist Memes are a thing, Bad Teeth but Huge Tube, 9ft Tall Florida Shadow Aliens, Look at this!, Voi...

Episode 316 - Bone Mech for the Brain!

January 01, 2024 20:04 - 1 hour - 94 MB

Happy New Year Everybody! Episode 316 rings it in with a bang, Technology is kinda rad, Mustached men and their HGH, Rodent Box Flashbangs, Cookie Dropoff and Metal Guitar Tones, Dry Strains,   A.I. Robots attack, Billionaire Bunkers, Being Related to a Mysterious Drifter is Cool AF, We say our goodbyes to Binky the prettiest Kitty, Matt has an out of body nicotine dose, Gamertag the Year comes to end as we tally up the votes! Thanks to everyone rolling with us this past year!    Segmen...

Episode 315 - IT CRIMUS

December 25, 2023 22:37 - 1 hour - 84.8 MB

Episode 315 is out just in time for the holiday! A Fresh Shorned Jay looks different and brings a funny Would You Rather?, Dylan experiences a horrible local comic, Bass VI has been purchased, Lubing Tubes for work, Xmas Party Narcs, The story of being a Roadie for a Day, Milano's Music is Rad, Drink a Beer Play a Game Appearance and more!!!   Segments: - Look at This!   Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our...

Episode 314 - Belly to Belly Meat Sweats

December 18, 2023 23:30 - 1 hour - 100 MB

Episode 314 is here and the count of old man fingers are up there! Dylan got stolen from us for a party so we brought in our buddy Jason, Master Reface Artist and Casual Heart Attack Survivor to sit in with us. We talk Surgeries, Unfortunate Mustache Trimmings, Eternal Memes, Not knowing your own Culture, Jay gets waxxed, Only Losers Bleed, T-Mobil Tuesday sounds like a party, Weird Beards, Online Darts at Real Bars, Getting Hit on by a Lady with a Huge Boyfriend, Youthful Fighting / Aggres...

Episode 313 - Tweety Pop

December 11, 2023 23:30 - 1 hour - 95.5 MB

Crimus time in Episode 313 is in full swing, Recorded live on Jesus's Moms Creampie Day, The world would be better with the Witches of old, Broads Brewing Beer, Chair Fails, Free Meat Delivery, Creepy Ice Cream Van Men, Harvey WineBurgers is a thing, Keytar'd Players, Pain Pill Nostalgia, New Warzone Map is out and great, The Game Awards 2023 rundown brought to you by Dylan, GTA 6 Trailer, Jay attends a Music Recital of our fallen brothers son and its nice but sad, The game "The Finals" laun...

Episode 312 - Happiness is Rad!

December 04, 2023 23:30 - 1 hour - 105 MB

Back from the Holiday and we are thick with a fat load of content so get your NERB ready.  6 years of casting, Dealing with Random Boners, Flicking them Flaccid, ↓↓↑ is the code fix extra chromosomes, The Double Dude Ranch is the place to handle all that strength, Matt Breaks Everything Around Him (MBEAH), Wayfairing the new chairs, Jay maintains his anti-footfetish, Seethrough shoes seem like a nightmare, Dudesy Hard Seltzer smells like old beer carpet, Going Hard in the Freshly done Pa...

Episode 311 - As Soon As Popsicle

November 20, 2023 23:30 - 1 hour - 72.2 MB

Episode 311 is an inside job! Our studio is being remodeled, Male bracelets are a gateway to toe rings, NuMetal Necklaces, Beads By Dre, Snoop Dog goes Smokeless, Personal Blunt Roller Salaries, Show Roster Update, Forced Vacation Trips, Blue Dream the is still a go to strain, Sick of being sick and stuck at home, Jay grows a six pack and might trim up the beard, Fecal Faucet Times, SA'ing Dylan with Scritches on his Tum Tum and more! Segments: NFHC News!, Gamertag of the Week, "Hurt Peopl...

Episode 310 - Smooth Ego

November 14, 2023 11:00 - 41 minutes - 38.8 MB

Episode 310 Take 2! Quick Check in this week with the trips up north and such, Nature's WiFi, Dog wounds in unfortunate places, aggressively being hit on, smooth tubes, Knife Shows, Boat Shows, Sickness and more!   FOLLOW ZWICK'S STUFF: https://linktr.ee/ZwickTheEditor Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/NFHCPodcast Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast...

Episode 309 - Dylan's Capitalist Hellscape

November 06, 2023 23:30 - 1 hour - 99.8 MB

Join us for Episode 309 as we welcome our buddy Zwick to the team. Dylan and Matt conquered communism at the Trangle L Ranch Glow Festival, Late Hot Dogs, Self Depricating Appreciation and No Blowies Under Water, Chocolate Fueled CryptoBro Headchanges, Gaslighting Zwick, Kink Toys, Investing in WW3 for profits, Emergency Student Pizzas, teh New Segment Hurt People, Hurt People Continues to delight, Look at this and more! FOLLOW ZWICK'S STUFF: https://linktr.ee/ZwickTheEditor Visit us at ...

Episode 308 - The Fettuccine Sequence

October 30, 2023 23:30 - 1 hour - 94.3 MB

Halloween is here and we get a visit from Snarleston Heston on 308.  Interviewing a Werewolf from a different time, Feeding the needy, almost fighting another, Becoming soulmates with A.I., The Trauma of Podcasting, News: Vaginal Beer, Poop in the lines of Disney World, Segments: Local Bands are Everywhere, Hurt People-Hurt People, Look at this!, Voicemails and more!   Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patre...

Episode 307 - An Atmosphere of Taint

October 23, 2023 23:30 - 1 hour - 91.3 MB

307 has arrived! Leaner, Cleaner and Less Meaner! Like and subscribe on Youtube.com/NFHCPodcast, The Weekly Strain, Empty Eyes, Congratz to the Thought Cops on a fantastic pod run but now All your Zwick are belong to us, He is helping us with video clips and various upgrades coming down the line, Walter's trip to Surgery is soon, Quitting Smoking, new Futurama is here, Streaming Platform Wars, How to start a fight a homeowner, Nicotine Lozenges, Health Advise from Smokers is a weird vibe, B...

Episode 306 - KILL BASA

October 16, 2023 21:51 - 1 hour - 102 MB

Hello fellow Sun Lookers! 306 is upon us, Balls deep in the spooky month and Walter has a confuse about the middle east, Utah sucks, Soaking, The Weekly Strains, Matt ruins a bit about the eclipse, building cults are hard, Fashionable Eclipse Eyewear, Dylan introduces a numbers game, Jonestown Drinks and cool cult shoes, Jay is in with Jason's family finally, Weinertimes with Maynard: A Masterclass in interviewing Walter's Trysts, Half Deaf still, Numb when on substances, Quitting Smoking P...

Episode 305 - Chemically Impossible

October 09, 2023 22:12 - 1 hour - 110 MB

Episode 305 is already an early favorite! Spooky month is in full swing, Matt doesn't know the date Halloween takes place on and ruins jokes, Food Rescuing Energy Drinks and Croutons, Looking for ways to soften your jerky, Halo is fixed and we gush about Star Wars, Cliff Hangering Random FB Friend Finds, Jay finds a fart on the episode he missed, We dive into the evidence, Is Sounding a tube like gauging an ear?, New Discord Sound Board is fun, Anne Kush's Bush makes an appearance and our r...

Episode 304 - Ketamine Nightcap

October 02, 2023 21:15 - 1 hour - 81.5 MB

Hello there! 304 is here. Dilly is tired of himself and needs a reboot, A Tale of Walt's Short Term Rental Eff Palace and the bruised booty, Star Wars: Ahsoka continues be rad and brings on excessive talk of both Star and Wars, Dumping Jizz for Jatz, ChatGPT update, Look at this! and more!!     Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/NFHCPodcast Leave us a voicemail anytime at 48...

Episode 303 - Tiny Little Subby Boy

September 25, 2023 23:30 - 1 hour - 90.3 MB

Episode 303 is a certified banger and we have the open-holed assless underwear to prove it. Dylan's new character Reginald Moonlight ruins his Audio Track so we call on A.I. to save it.  No one would care 9/11 in today's, Fake Vape Tobacco Pipes, Gall Bladders Happen and are as useless as Ole Angie Jolie's Breasts, Walt's kink party adventures continue and he competes an aggressive steak cook off, In the end he wins the beef, Spageddie in Chat is actually funny for once, a Tiny Little Subby...

Episode 302 - Conservative Talking Points

September 18, 2023 21:47 - 1 hour - 102 MB

Healthy AF this week and back in the studio live for 302! Fan Favorite Markendeya sits in with us as we forget about 9/11, Click Bait Episode Titles and will they work?, Fat Roosters, Coming to terms with Trauma, Old Pets, Dead Pets, Mitch Hedburg isn't funny to Matt, George Carlin just yells at people about the government, Gallagher has an impressive couch, Turns out Jay doesn't like Puns afterall, The New Strain "Anne Kushes Bush" Decimating Walter on EP300 was a good time, Superior Arizo...

Episode 301 - It's a Clip Show!

September 12, 2023 02:28 - 1 hour - 96 MB

Hey Everyone! It's a Clip Show. Matt & Jay were sick as f*ck and not in a kickflip way. Dilly made a clip show to float the week over until we are healthy.   Give him props and scoopies for his efforts.  Thank you all that listen and see you next week!    Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/NFHCPodcast Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: https://tiny...

Episode 300 - The Chasteness of Walter | Featuring: Chad Kultgen of Dudesy

September 04, 2023 21:32 - 1 hour - 110 MB

The BIG 300th Episode is here! The FunTime Boys have it all here for you. Chad Kultgen from the Dudesy Podcast stops by for a bit, 2/4's of our hosts practice excessive highness with almost extinct strains, Just breath in and out, Reminiscing about cigarettes with recessed filters, terrible CoWorkers and their jokes, A.I. taking out Human Opposition, Walt passing out at the Movies then gets flogged about it, The Pinkertons out there Gathering Magic, "Look at this!", Voicemails and more!  ...

Episode 299 - Don't Ever Punch A Rockstar ft. Danny Marianino

August 28, 2023 23:30 - 1 hour - 108 MB

We are back this week with our Old Friend, Film Scholar, Storyteller, Author, North Side King, Musician, Danzig Scuffle Specialist and all around Gentleman, Danny Marianino! Celebrating the 10th anniversary of  "Don't Ever Punch a Rockstar: A Collection of Hate Mail and Other Crazy Rumors". We get to catch up with him about, Gaining international fame with his band North Side Kings for punching out Glenn Danzig and the flood of hatemail that followed, Hilarious Tour Struggles, Funny Critic ...

Episode 298 - Mass Gas Lighting

August 21, 2023 21:29 - 1 hour - 110 MB

Episode 298, The Fermentation of Walt's P*ssy is upon us! Giggle Partyin' through the week. Dylan needs to calm down, Mass Gas Lighting, Throwin' Axe: A Team Building Event, Learning what targets are, Character voices, Old Man Bowling League is a Sad Time, Matt's a good friend and has the receipts, Hungover Moving sucks, Losin' Tube, Poly Puff Puff Pass the Card game, Giving yourself food poisoning, Day Old Warm Ranch,  W.A.P. is now Walt's Access Points, Girlfriends that don't listen get w...

Episode 297 - Driving Mister Daisy

August 14, 2023 21:32 - 1 hour - 89.6 MB

The Fun Time Boys are back and Dylan is weird now! "How does he get away with this Sh*t?" Soft Gross High Fives, Wizard Sleeves, If you pay the Money, no one will care, Times are tough, Dilly makes the other hosts rap with A.I., Walt learns about Periods on TikTok and only dates broads without their giblets, The Blood Blister Brothers compare battle wounds, Jay's Note, Where ya'll take dumps, Home or where you are currently at?, Refilling Craisons, Weird Weiner Manipulation, A simple Teeth ...

Episode 296 - Trump Wrap Supreme

August 07, 2023 23:30 - 1 hour - 90.9 MB

Episode 296 has fingerblasted it's way into the week! Lusting over Fruit Cocktails, Vaping Strawberry Space Food, Astronaut Milkers, Jay finishes his away mission, MonsterTrumpRallys, Recycling is Worthless, Boomer Lies, Dylan's Mouse has a well endowed parts, J-A.I. Version 01 is ready for airtime, Summertime in PHX has outlived it's welcome and balls are having a hardtime, Fitness Apps, Jalepeno Popper/Jalepeno Double Cheeseburger wrecks everything, Bluoop in the bottom of the Port-o-Jons...

Episode 295 - Glitch McConnell

July 31, 2023 21:55 - 1 hour - 104 MB

It's hot outside and our backs hurt but we somehow manage to bring you Episode 295! 3 excuses deep and an unranched meat pocket we bring you the latest in Alarm Clocks for the Deaf, UAP's, Algorithms bringing the Conspiracy, Ancient Politicians Glitching, Why are the hosts nicer when Matt is absent?, Passive Aggressive Whining, Not Smoking > Smoking Cigarettes > Vaping, Chaw Spit Flavored Vape Juice, Dilly's "You are not a Fish" works and is now being field tested, Consensual Non Consent Mu...

Episode 294 - Ground Hazards Day

July 24, 2023 23:30 - 1 hour - 73.5 MB

Episode 294 brought to you by “Dylan hates hosting productions” This week, we cancel Matt again for unknown reasons. Special guest Homeslice - Demon connoisseur and knower of things, joins us for Fakk checking! Sleepy goofy SOUND CHECKING happens! Blow back from your slide whistle is gross. God rest Matt’s soul. Going brass to mouth while hoping to win the Mega Dillions is a thing. Hiding your racisms in private. “The names Dick, Dick Feelsfine”. Sounding gardens full of dandelion fields ar...

Episode 293 - Illuminati After Dark

July 17, 2023 18:39 - 1 hour - 76.2 MB

Sounding off this week, it's the BIG Episode of 293!!!  This episode has it all: Conspiracies, UFO's, Aliens, Dick Pills, Falling off the wagon, Threesome's, Metal Rods going places,  Look at this, Voicemails and more!      Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/NFHCPodcast Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: https://tinyurl.com/yapnr7cf Spotify: h...

Episode 292 - Leathery Coward

July 10, 2023 18:29 - 1 hour - 96.8 MB

All up in it this week with Rocked Gapes, Frothded Tips, Marching Band Competitions are kinda cool, Dilly's First Annual Pow Pow Weekend Deathpool Conclusion, Dylan almost gets trafficked or beat up, Matt learns he has/had Road Rage, Jay spits hot Yellow, Doug Sucks: A Port-A-Potty Adventure, Homeless Battery ReSellers, Mom Meet Ups, Walt phones it in as he phones it in, Talking to your Partner works, Gamertag of the Week!, News, Look at this!, Voicemails and more! Tell your friends.   ...

Episode 291 - Bent Spokes

July 03, 2023 21:34 - 1 hour - 85.8 MB

Down one man but we still here to bring you the weekly dose of dumb.  The tale of a preshow shidded pant, Is the Flu the same thing as Influenza?, The Munsoning of Walter, Mispronouncing Dudsey Seltzers and it's flavor profile, Drowning your Air Pod Pros, Dismal Dylan brings a new deadly game idea, "Dilly's First Annual Pow Pow Weekend Deathpool", Diablo 4 remains great, Lilith can get it, The Segura Special we went to finally comes out, Walter falls off the Wagon and might of got his spoke...

Episode 290 - Helicopter Dogs

June 26, 2023 23:30 - 1 hour - 98.1 MB

Feelin' Musical this week as we slide into 290.  We test out Dudesy Seltzers and they are strong!, Dylan and Matt get pulled into UFO algorithms, Jay learns Russian, Missing out on Injury Payments, Old Lore Update, House Cleaning, Dead Body Story of the week, Oops' all Billionaires and their silly Nautical Adventures, James Cameron calls it a "skill issue" and to "git gud", Walt gets kinda Swatted then goes to a Kink-Fest for some tickle time, Some Old Lady Builds Sex Rooms on TV, GamerTag ...

Episode 289 - An Out of Potty Experience

June 19, 2023 23:30 - 49 minutes - 45.2 MB

We back at it this week fresh from our week off! The Murder by Death show was awesome, Walt stares at an orgy, Exhausted Jay and Dylan understand each other now, PortaPotty Grammar is not the best, Safety Inspector Fight Club, Ex-cons are stuck in the past, Flossing Finger Nail Nugs, Significant Other Foot Rubs, Coworkers Smellin' In-Grown ToeNails?, Matt can't talk correctly and unwilling participant in stopping a shoplifter, Freeway Dead Guys, Upsetting Acquaintances, Walt's PS5 Problems ...

Episode 288 - Sweet Delicious Creampies

June 05, 2023 23:25 - 1 hour - 110 MB

Swinging into this week with Episode 288! Coco Body Butter updates, Sun Burned Dillys are a bad time, Seeing Dave Attell Live Review, Going to the upcoming Murder by Death Show, Clothespinning Two Male Bags Together, Scheduling Sexcapades and the Memorial Day Swinger Salsa Sex Shack, Brainstorming New Segments for the Ladies, Apologies to Staphanie, Tossing one for the Troops, How many releases do you think are tossed at swinger events?, Dutchy Do Do and the Skychildren, Noone wants News ab...

Episode 287 - A MIGHTY HUNGER

May 29, 2023 21:06 - 1 hour - 91 MB

Enter episode 287. We are back this week with our usual brand of nonsense!  Inappropriate nicknames, Vitamix gifts, Swinger Salsa, Graduations, Overpriced Instruments with weird names, the art of being bored, Sentient Toilets and thier feelings, new jobs, News, Look at this!, Voicemails and more!   Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code NFHC at Manscaped.com. That’s 20% off with free shipping at Manscaped.com and use code NFHC. Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For H...

Episode 286 - Yikes Cat

May 22, 2023 19:56 - 1 hour - 105 MB

On a very special episode of NFHC Podcast, booze is back and we delve skin deep into where Walter has been. The end of NFHCPodcast is a threat if ya'll don't subscribe to us on youtube, Tiny Socks, Moving sucks, The cliffhanger of last episode was MRSA and it's gross, af, yikes, eating the wet bugs, Personal Sex Orgies, Walt's new Infinity Gauntlet move is horrendous, "Look at this!" Wade's chapter 3 of "Walter and the quest for the seven sharts" has arrived and more! Get 20% Off and Free ...

Episode 285 - Hangaring Brain

May 15, 2023 23:05 - 2 hours - 110 MB

Birthdaysode is here and who gives a sh*t?, we are old af and getting our brudders churned, new Sound Button ruins things, Dilly testin' strains, Maintaining Pozzed Attitudes, Albuquerque New Mexico Review, Annoying Jay by Hangaring Around, Italian Resturants, Normalizing Sex before Dinner Dates, Fart and Burp Play?, Weiner Butting and the FDA, Perfect Human Sauce, Karaoke Dive Bar Meat Heads singing Divorced Dad Rock, Tom Hanks Movies makin' Eyes Rain, It's not the movie Finch tho, Silo on ...

Episode 284 - The Water Wars of 2050

May 08, 2023 23:30 - 1 hour - 80.8 MB

We are back this week and Dylan thinks he could escape Cinco De Mayo, Falling in love with necks, Hungry-Hungry-HIPAA, Requesting time off, Not funny money, New Puppy still growing and the unfortunate Aussie, Financial advise for some reason, Swedish Chef found a new gig, The Water Wars of 2050 are coming, too old to sell man seed but no one wants it anyway, The origin of Hare lips, Vinyl Records with Human Tears in them, People are rad dude, Everything is way too expensive, Bad Restaurants,...

Episode 283 - Blood & Nerves

May 01, 2023 23:30 - 1 hour - 97.3 MB

Back this week with itchy B holes, Uncancelled, Hydrated, Staying in our lane, Walt reads a test backwards, HIV Dude drops, High Dylan, What strain is that?, Losing thumb privileges, Ambidextral Jerk Off, Removing your old self off, AirSoft(ism) Adventures, Popular Clothing Brand's name might have rude beginings, Jay has the juice but it's dangerous to remove, Fatherly visits, An attempt to remove a night of anusing with a Clorox bath, ForeSkinClibbins and where are they?!?!, Jelqing: An in ...

Episode 282 - An Episode of McSlurries

April 24, 2023 23:30 - 1 hour - 60.6 MB

New Week, New Episode! It's Walt's Birthday! Rapid Mobile AIDS Tests, Does the swab stink tho?, Dylans barber f*cked his shit up, Beard are just a Double Chin Suppressant, Guilt Free Negative tested Blasting, Taint quite it, Walt might have destroyed his Blood Pressure with Caffeine, Brakes & Rotors are expensive af, Vehicular Abuse, Matt gets canceled?, XDefiant closed Beat test is awesome so far, Feelin Down but it's ok, Walt's sensitive ass to a Death Metal Show, Dylan is a didiot and lea...

Episode 281 - Antler Hunks

April 17, 2023 23:30 - 1 hour - 97.3 MB

We are back this week and our throats are full. Remote casting as Walt is out sick....or is he?  The Noir Detective vibes are strong as we get to the bottom of it.  Dylan gets religiously indoctrinated, a botched haircut and a decent beard trim all for 50 bucks, Slam Poetry events with open mic music probably shouldn't be a thing,  the Pod studio has a bunny problem, Tactical Yardwork Flame Throwers, Pyromania is a part of one of us, Audio Hallucinations of USB are in your head,  Matt goes t...

Episode 280 - Giggle at a Funeral

April 10, 2023 23:30 - 1 hour - 94.7 MB

We are back remote this week with possible traumatic brain injuries that are sure to bring the Comedy!  CTE could lead to Benoit'ing your significant others, Matt Rife is the handsomest of Stand Up, Tiktok out ther blowing up comedians, Blueberry Waffles & Drying out Creampies, New Marijuana Dispensary Reviews, Walt attends a PHX Pride event, Alcoholism Exists & Dylan gets judgey about it, Vegan Hamburgers are dumb to 3 of us, Star Trek Picard is great, Apple TV suggestions, Star Wars Ahsoka...

Episode 279 - Mustached Androids

April 03, 2023 23:30 - 1 hour - 107 MB

We back with the finale of Marchendeya! Hurt tum tums and dehydration be damned. We did it! Cooking tips with cheap ingredients, Deya digs into Star Trek lore, Cobra Kai is just kids fighting, Googling is ruining the show, Streaming services, PreC*m is what now?, Dreams are weird, AI Writes a Comedy Special and bypasses CAPTCHA, So much DUNE content, RIP Gary the Goose, Dave Grohl and the MILFS that made them, News of pregnant hands in the after life if you masturbate, Cops movin Fenny, Mamm...

Episode 278 - The Gardeners of the Galaxy

March 27, 2023 23:30 - 2 hours - 125 MB

We back up in this with Deya Number 4! Gluten Myths, Pearl Jam ruins weeks, Spurt Cumvein is the worst Grunge era name, Sharing booze mouth smells, We aren't smart enough to see the book club channel, Traffic woes, Konsensual Kombat, Cocobutter and Day Beds for grown men, The appropriate way to leave gaming lobbies, StarTrek VS StarWars, PolyTransUniversal, America is Frak'd? Potential Tiktok bans, Congress is an embarrassment, Oil might be a problem soon, Cooking show update, Our freshly sp...

Episode 277 - DON'T LOOK A FART HORSE IN THE MOUTH

March 20, 2023 23:30 - 2 hours - 134 MB

St. Paddy's Day Recording Night and The Deya month continues! This episode brings the "remember times" of old.  Dylan reviews a Japanese Friendship Gardens & gets a car ride, Late 90's poops, Music Creation under the influence, Drinking Booze can be fun,  Jay and Matt used to be cool losers, Our Mighty Morphin Poly-Ranger Walt keeps goin' on dates and being vague of where it goes, Square Ciabatta Buns > All Bread, Deya remains intolerant of gluten, Corned Beef & Cabbage is nothing but a fart...

Episode 276 - Static Jackman

March 13, 2023 23:30 - 1 hour - 90.2 MB

Back this week with more nonsense stories and good times!  Our Buddy Markendeya is sitting with us for the month because we love him. new Periphery Album has arrived, Matt gets stunned we were correct about a thing, Podcast Dress codes, Sleeping in the nude and roomates that stare at your sleeping a**hole, We are experts at not landing jokes, Call of Duty Gun Builds, Old PC Problems, Living alone for the first time and where to toss them loads, 85 inch TV disasters, Gluten Allergy isn't real...

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