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Not Clickbabes Podcast

53 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 year ago - ★★★★★ - 11 ratings

Listen along as these witty baddies (Mercedes and Val) talk about their weekly vibe checks, friendship, and of course Not Clickbait moments. 

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Episodes

We Got Married?! *SHOCKING*

April 06, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 63.3 MB

The Clickbabes are BACK with another episode. The discussion this week; wedding bells, Catfishing, health scares and of course, the weekly vibe check.

We Saved the Internet?! *ALLEGEDLY*

March 29, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour - 60.7 MB

The Clickbabes are BACK (again) for their annual vibe check. Val and Mercedes dish the hot goss on their jobs, turning 25 and what it means to be a young, hot, sexy adult. Also, they spill if they're Team Selena or Team Hailey

We're Done?! *HEARTBREAKING*

July 01, 2022 00:00 - 1 hour - 68.5 MB

Mercedes and Val have a big announcement to make... it's time for the truth. A long awaited and requested episode. The Clickbabes discuss the future of their podcast/the world/their friendship.

We're Expecting?! *SHOOK*

July 21, 2021 19:00 - 1 hour - 47.9 MB

The Clickbabes are expecting... the worst! Listen to them discuss the ethics of childbirth, billionaires in space and the most embarrassing moments of their sexy lives. 

We Were Robbed at Gunpoint?! *WILD*

July 14, 2021 19:00 - 54 minutes - 37.4 MB

The Clickbabes can't get away from a life of excitement. Explore the highs and lows of bikini season, birthdays, robbery, and literature. 

We Were Stalked?! *IN BROAD DAYLIGHT*

July 07, 2021 19:00 - 1 hour - 52.4 MB

Val and Mercedes start this week off with new introductions and a wild new vibe check. Val was stalked, Mercedes was enlightened and the Clickbabes start a new business called TwinThin. 

We Owe $50,000?! *TRIGGER WARNING*

July 01, 2021 19:00 - 1 hour - 47.3 MB

The baddies talk about capitalism, school bullies, and Mercedes' $50,000 hospital vacay. Will the Clickbabes be able to dismantle capitalism? Listen to find out!

We Won a Lawsuit?! *EMOTIONAL*

June 23, 2021 19:00 - 54 minutes - 37.6 MB

The Clickbabes have their briefcase ready and court is now in session. Val’s enemy returns and Mercedes gains a new foe. We talk about the nitty gritty details of being scammed by Jerry and how we can never again trust a manager from a national ice cream chain. 

We Were Scammed?! *CAUGHT LIVE*

June 16, 2021 19:00 - 1 hour - 66.7 MB

The Clickbabes dive into the art of gaslighting, manipulating and manifesting. Val reads Mercedes to filth about her horrible dating habits and we got scammed LIVE ON AIR. 

We Were Hospitalized?!

June 02, 2021 19:00 - 1 hour - 52.8 MB

The Clickbabes discuss going under the knife and the meaning of life. Mercedes finally has something worth talking about happen to her and do men deserve the right to speak? They get into it!

We Lived With the Devil?!

May 20, 2021 19:00 - 1 hour - 50.2 MB

Val and Mercedes talk about the most devastating, traumatic experience they have ever had... roommates. The Clickbabes tried to live, laugh, love but all they did was die, cry, loathe. Don't sign that lease yet with your bestie!

We Wrecked a Car?!

May 10, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 46.3 MB

The Clickbabes are BACK and more sorry than ever! Val and Mercedes give you the weekly (or monthly) vibe check which includes a dead coyote, found love and a late ADHD diagnosis. 

We Lost Our Jobs?!

January 06, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 49.9 MB

Val and Mercedes take on 2021 with real hot girl shit. As always, they discuss their love lifes, careers and how they would handle being famous. 

We Are One?!

November 18, 2020 06:00 - 1 hour - 47.2 MB

Your favorite Clickbabes made it to one year! Val and Mercedes discuss their hiatus, and what they have been up to for the past couple of months. They also talk about the highs and lows of the podcast. Can you believe their mothers of a 1 year old podcast?! They can't!

We Finally Ended Our Depression?!

September 17, 2020 08:00 - 55 minutes - 37.9 MB

Val and Mercedes give the world an update on their plans to find husbands via dating apps. The ladies admit they lack empathy and how they navigate this nasty world without it. The Clickbabes discuss how far they have come, year anniversaries, and the future of "Not Clickbabes" in this season finale. 

We Stole $4,000?!

August 19, 2020 16:00 - 1 hour - 53.5 MB

Mercedes and Val welcome their Clickbabes back with another episode about the misadventures of their lives. Val stole $4,000, Mercedes is still single and the Clickbabes talk about the crazy world we live in (as they always do). P.S Val gets a little too heated in this one. 

We Found Love on the Internet?!

July 24, 2020 07:00 - 1 hour - 50.3 MB

The Clickbabes discuss the validation they receive from dating apps as well as the lack of "husband" material they run into. Also, Val is a homewrecker?! *Disclaimer: Mercedes' mic stopped working and so she sounds like she's at the bottom of a well for 98% of the episode so please disregard that. 

We're Sorry... for real this time.

July 14, 2020 07:00 - 1 hour - 55.1 MB

The Clickbabes give a heartfelt apology for taking an unplanned month hiatus... but for real this time. Catch up with Val and Mercedes as they discuss their month hiatus, what they're watching, intellectual growth and of course... other shenanigans. 

We're Sorry... for real this time.

July 14, 2020 07:00 - 1 hour - 55.1 MB

The Clickbabes give a heartfelt apology for taking an unplanned month hiatus... but for real this time. Catch up with Val and Mercedes as they discuss their month hiatus, what they're watching, intellectual growth and of course... other shenanigans. 

We Were Exposed?!

June 10, 2020 07:00 - 59 minutes - 40.6 MB

Val and Mercedes share their thoughts, radical opinions, and fears about the world. Also, Val was caught slippin and this episode is her confessional. The girls know their uploading schedule is bad-- so don't talk about it!

We Sold Our Virginities?!

May 28, 2020 07:00 - 52 minutes - 35.9 MB

Val and Mercedes publicly apologize, again, for their terrible job at time management for a podcast that no one listens to. They play catch and emphasize the importance of selling your virginity as well as highlighting some sexy songs they have on their Spotifys. 

Our College Scandal?!

May 04, 2020 09:00 - 1 hour - 70.3 MB

The Clickbabes describe their highs and lows of their college experience. Their sorority scammed them, they got heartbroken beyond repair and they got called out on Twitter. Buckle up and get comfy for this messy ride. 

We Were Cancelled?!

April 28, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 48.4 MB

Long time no talk. The Clickbabes are doing their podcast of shame. They left you in the dark with no text or callback. Val and Mercedes had to test their friendship when their beloved podcast was put on hold. But-- they're back so it's okay!

We Didn't Pass 5th Grade?!

March 02, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour - 49.2 MB

Val and Mercedes talk more about their future. The vibe checks start to blend together. They also test their knowledge of common 5th grade knowledge and the results are not pretty.

Traumatized to Talentless?!

February 25, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour - 49.8 MB

Val and Mercedes have not always been the baddest bitches they claim to be. They talk about how their fucked up childhoods created the unfunny, talentless women you listeners love to hate.

Uncovered Government Secrets?!

February 18, 2020 03:00 - 1 hour - 47.5 MB

Val and Mercedes deep dive into the world of government secrets, paranormal activity, and the shape of their vaginas. Listen as Val is given a history lesson and Mercedes gets a reality check when it comes to ghosts. 

We Hate Women?!

February 09, 2020 20:00 - 57 minutes - 39.4 MB

Val and Mercedes dive in to their psyche or some shit. They discuss the intricacies of a woman's brain and why Mercedes feels the need to be the baddest bitch in the room. Also, Val is finally gonna lose her virginity... her concert virginity at least. 

Episode 1: We Hate Women?!

February 09, 2020 20:00 - 57 minutes - 39.5 MB

Val and Mercedes dive in to their psyche or some shit. They discuss the intricacies of a woman's brain and why Mercedes feels the need to be the baddest bitch in the room. Also, Val is finally gonna lose her virginity... her concert virginity at least. 

Seasons of Vibe Checks

February 04, 2020 03:00 - 58 minutes - 40.5 MB

On the season finale of "Not Clickbabes" season 1, Val and Mercedes reminisce on their journey of podcasting. They are still single and have made no progress in their dating lives, but at least they have each other to keep the vibes going. Join these baddies in discussing their dating profiles. celebrities crushes and Superbowl picks. 

Episode 12: Seasons of Vibe Checks

February 04, 2020 03:00 - 58 minutes - 40.5 MB

On the season finale of "Not Clickbabes" season 1, Val and Mercedes reminisce on their journey of podcasting. They are still single and have made no progress in their dating lives, but at least they have each other to keep the vibes going. Join these baddies in discussing their dating profiles. celebrities crushes and Superbowl picks. 

Episode 11: Sad Girls Only

January 26, 2020 17:00 - 57 minutes - 38.5 MB

Mercedes and Val are still recovering from the off vibes of last week. They want to bring back the jokes but life keeps bringing them down. Overall-- they're on the right path to *~*~*~good vibes only. Please support them in these trying times. xoxo

Sad Girls Only

January 26, 2020 17:00 - 57 minutes - 38.5 MB

Mercedes and Val are still recovering from the off vibes of last week. They want to bring back the jokes but life keeps bringing them down. Overall-- they're on the right path to *~*~*~good vibes only. Please support them in these trying times. xoxo

The Vibes Are Off

January 20, 2020 20:00 - 59 minutes - 40.9 MB

Val and Mercedes had an interesting week.  They go into detail about their terrible chance with timing, roommates and more about their love lives. Also- this is actually episode 10, they just don't know how to count.

Episode 10: The Vibes Are Off

January 20, 2020 20:00 - 59 minutes - 41 MB

Val and Mercedes had an interesting week.  They go into detail about their terrible chance with timing, roommates and more about their love lives. Also- this is actually episode 10, they just don't know how to count.

Episode 10: The Truth

January 14, 2020 03:00 - 1 hour - 45.8 MB

Val and Mercedes decided to admit the truth to you guys. 2020 is the year of realization, honesty and airing out our dirty little secrets. Come along with us on our podcast back from break to catch up on all the hot (messy) gossip. 

The Truth

January 14, 2020 03:00 - 1 hour - 45.8 MB

Val and Mercedes decided to admit the truth to you guys. 2020 is the year of realization, honesty and airing out our dirty little secrets. Come along with us on our podcast back from break to catch up on all the hot (messy) gossip. 

Episode 9: The Truth

January 14, 2020 03:00 - 1 hour - 45.8 MB

Val and Mercedes decided to admit the truth to you guys. 2020 is the year of realization, honesty and airing out our dirty little secrets. Come along with us on our podcast back from break to catch up on all the hot (messy) gossip. 

Episode 8: That New New

January 06, 2020 06:00 - 46 minutes - 31.3 MB

Mercedes and Val are still shocked that time moves. We hope to have a new year of money, love, but most importantly... real hoes. Thanks for ringing in the new year with your fave baddies. 

That New New

January 06, 2020 06:00 - 46 minutes - 31.3 MB

Mercedes and Val are still shocked that time moves. We hope to have a new year of money, love, but most importantly... real hoes. Thanks for ringing in the new year with your fave baddies. 

New Year, New Hoes

December 30, 2019 01:00 - 48 minutes - 31.9 MB

Listen as Val and Mercedes talk about the hype of New Year's resolutions. They hope to keep good vibes only in 2020. They also discuss their relationships with their siblings, being certified by Broadway and the Pope and the fact that they can read!

Episode 7: New Year, New Hoes

December 30, 2019 01:00 - 48 minutes - 31.9 MB

Listen as Val and Mercedes talk about the hype of New Year's resolutions. They hope to keep good vibes only in 2020. They also discuss their relationships with their siblings, being certified by Broadway and the Pope and the fact that they can read!

Ho ho Hoe-lidays

December 22, 2019 12:00 - 43 minutes - 29 MB

Val and Mercedes dive into their Mexican holiday traditions while also dishing the tea on who they buy presents for. The clock is ticking down to the big day and they're not sure if there is enough time to prepare! Tune in to find out what they want for Christmas... or who they want...

Episode 6: Ho ho Hoe-lidays

December 22, 2019 12:00 - 43 minutes - 29 MB

Val and Mercedes dive into their Mexican holiday traditions while also dishing the tea on who they buy presents for. The clock is ticking down to the big day and they're not sure if there is enough time to prepare! Tune in to find out what they want for Christmas... or who they want...

What's the Point?

December 15, 2019 12:00 - 47 minutes - 31.8 MB

Mercedes and Val talk about the point of holiday break, procrastination and their young childhood dreams. They're five episodes deep and didn't think it would mean this much to them. 

Episode 5: What's the Point?

December 15, 2019 12:00 - 47 minutes - 31.8 MB

Mercedes and Val talk about the point of holiday break, procrastination and their young childhood dreams. They're five episodes deep and didn't think it would mean this much to them. 

Fame, Fakes and Fans

December 10, 2019 04:00 - 54 minutes - 37 MB

Val and Mercedes talk about the troubles of being too famous as well as the types of "fakes" in their lives. They mention their gratitude to their listeners and how fun it is to be thotties with a podcast.

Episode 4: Fame, Fakes and Fans

December 10, 2019 04:00 - 54 minutes - 37 MB

Val and Mercedes talk about the troubles of being too famous as well as the types of "fakes" in their lives. They mention their gratitude to their listeners and how fun it is to be thotties with a podcast.

Episode 3: Thankful Thotties + Other Thoughts

December 03, 2019 04:00 - 48 minutes - 33.5 MB

Val and Mercedes talk about their extraordinary holiday weekend and dive into what they really look for in a partner. Val is sick with the flu of string beans and Mercedes is sick (but not physically- just in a figurative way)

Thankful Thotties + Other Thoughts

December 03, 2019 04:00 - 48 minutes - 33.5 MB

Val and Mercedes talk about their extraordinary holiday weekend and dive into what they really look for in a partner. Val is sick with the flu of string beans and Mercedes is sick (but not physically- just in a figurative way)

Episode 2: We Were Almost Murdered?!

November 24, 2019 21:00 - 51 minutes - 35.3 MB

Val and Mercedes address the tea of the name change, share times of when they were both almost murdered, and they discuss their upcoming holiday shenanigans! Buckle in for this wild ride with your two favorite baddies.