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#NoOffense

184 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 3 years ago - ★★★★★ - 71 ratings

The week’s best Florida Man headlines as well as a plethora of other nonsense

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HTNOS - Post Script

June 20, 2021 02:29 - 51 minutes - 41.5 MB

The final episode of the #NoOffense show.  Chris rambles solo and gives some insight to the decision to end the show.  Thank you for your ears for the last 4 years

HTNOS - Free Radicals

April 18, 2021 20:44 - 1 hour - 86.9 MB

This week on #NoOffense we talk about synchronicity and numerology, Ted Lasso on Apple+, Netflix's The Circle, Catfishes, juice cleanses, Bhad Bhabie on OnlyFans, Tiger King divorce, ghosts, RIP DMX, and a little impromptu couples therapy for Chris and Dutchy thanks to a listener question about true love.  All this plus a call from Jason Alme this week on #NoOffense!   #NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network and sponsored by   Onnit Onnit is a health & fitness juggernaut ...

HTNOS - Prosperity in Spacetime with Mykie Trudel

April 05, 2021 00:26 - 2 hours - 97 MB

This week on #NoOffense we're joined by our brother from the Inner Circle Mykie Trudel of the Failing Hollywood podcast.  Mykie is a prop master in Hollywood so naturally we talk a lot of movies. From production in Hollywood starting to ramp up again to how he passed the time during the shutdown and everything in between.  We also talked about Alkaline Trio, van life, Godzilla vs Kong, Mighty Ducks: Gamechangers, and even played a round of quote that movie.  WTF Florida provides a naked woma...

HTNOS - Godzilla Jesus!

March 23, 2021 05:33 - 1 hour - 79.6 MB

This week on #NoOffense we experience many unintended call backs to old episodes of ours.  We get into talks of St Patrick's Day, March Madness, Dutchy's Dumpers, Oral Roberts, dog training, Deshaun Watson's allegations, Falcon and The Winter Soldier, the Punky Brewster doc Kid90, The Last Blockbuster, Faces of Death and more.  WTF Florida provides a woman who hit a cop while online shopping, smuggling drugs in Easter eggs, a perverted Florida Man and his pickle, a bad break up temper tantru...

HTNOS - Playing Catch Up

March 14, 2021 21:56 - 1 hour - 60.6 MB

This week on #NoOffense we're playing a little catch up after missing a week.  We talk about Dutch's trip to Atlanta, WandaVision, One Piece, Flat Earth, the outbreak of cancel culture, our kid's bad attitude and more.  WTF Florida carries the theme of robbing this week as a Florida woman tried to rob a bank on a motorized scooter, a Florida Man broke into a home but was discovered watching TV before he could escape, a naked Florida Man on a trampoline and 2 Florida Women who pretended to be...

HTNOS - Cancelled! with Jason Alme

February 28, 2021 22:50 - 1 hour - 91.1 MB

This week on #NoOffense Duchess is out of town so Lord Jason Alme filled in for her to talk about his recent brush with an attempt to cancel him, censorship and free speech, and balancing a day job with being a personality online.  We also talked about his new new podcast projects he's launching, road trips, fatherhood, shoplifting as a child, karmic debt, anime, onlyfans and more!  Find Jason on patreon at patreon.com/teamalme   #NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network and s...

HTNOS - Date Night

February 14, 2021 18:50 - 1 hour - 76.6 MB

This week on #NoOffense we talk about Dutch's injury and how it effected the past week.  We also talk Valentine's Day, getting out for a date night, Gorilla Glue, being obsessed with weird movies, dealing with grief, float tanks, a Waraq update, and of course the Super Bowl.  WTF Florida brings us the Florida man who went streaking at the Super Bowl, a Florida Man who stole an engagement ring from one of his girlfriends to propose to another, a Florida Man smell test for infidelity, and a Fl...

HTNOS - Florida Man Jesus

February 07, 2021 18:48 - 1 hour - 87.3 MB

This week on #NoOffense it's that time of year again! We talk about the Super Bowl, our home town Buccaneers being in the game and Tom Brady is Florida Man Jesus?  We also talk sports conspiracies, the best song on Earth, video games, religion, Cobra Kai, WandaVision, mix tapes, vaccines, Dutchy's Dumpers and voicemails.  WTF Florida bring tales of a Florida Man with our great state tattooed on his forehead trying to call 911 for a ride, a Florida Man exposing himself while mattress shopping...

HTNOS - Welcome To The Family with Beth and DJ Ficarrotta

January 31, 2021 21:18 - 1 hour - 91.1 MB

This week on #NoOffense we're joined by the newest members of the Inner Circle Podcast Network Beth and DJ from  The Untrained Eye to talk about their decision to squad up with us as well as Dr. Pimple Popper, Don't F With Cats, the Gamestop stock market debacle, a voicemail about naming kids, music videos and how the Super Bowl is in our backyard and DJ couldn't care less.  All this nonsense and more this week on #NoOffense!   #NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network and spo...

HTNOS - Covid Sunrise with Jodie B

January 24, 2021 19:47 - 1 hour - 87.4 MB

This week on #NoOffense we're joined by our old pal Jodie B of Poboys Podcast to make some drinks and relax over talk of backyard wrestling, cocaine, and literally getting caught with your pants down.  We also talked lotto fantasies, gaming with your kids, Valentine's tips, vegan kids and near death experiences with Netflix's Surviving Death.  WTF Florida brings stories of stolen Tiki boats, more Twisted Tea threats, and stealing Nancy Pelosi's lectern.  All this nonsense and more this week ...

HTNOS - Plunging For A Cure LIVE!

January 18, 2021 02:09 - 1 hour - 71.2 MB

This week on #NoOffense we had the pleasure of participating in the make up session for our friends The Plunge 24 hour charity event that got cut short last month.   The guys at the Plunge have raised over $7000 for the Special Olympics at the time of this release and we are extremely proud to have been able to help make that possible.  This is the unedited audio of our contribution and we hope you enjoy!   #NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network and sponsored by   Onnit ...

HTNOS - Open Season

January 15, 2021 02:26 - 1 hour - 80.9 MB

This week on #NoOffense we're coming into the new year hot with stories of duck killing, poop phones, and generally being old AF.  We also talk New Years, video games, crazy people, Netflix's History of Swearing, listener questions, and a call from Adam Simmons yelling about sports and reptiles.  All this and more this week on #NoOffense!   #NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network and sponsored by   Onnit Onnit is a health & fitness juggernaut dedicated to delivering total...

HTNOS - Double Offensive

December 29, 2020 23:44 - 1 hour - 90.6 MB

This week on #NoOffense we recap Chris' trip to New Hampshire and the Plunge 24 hour stream. We also talk Christmas, craft beer, our first trip to the shooting range, the Twisted Tea guy, Wonder Woman 1984, Adventure Time: Obsidian, gay cartoons, moving out of the house and The Mandalorian. WTF Florida gave us stories of a grave robbery, a home invasion for a haircut, snake bites for science, a woman who stabbed her sister with a Christmas ornament and a real life Christmas Vacation with a r...

HTNOS - Minisode: Podcast on a Bus

December 21, 2020 22:51 - 33 minutes - 26.7 MB

This minisode was recorded at 4am on a bus with Adam Simmons on our way to the airport and we really just wanted to say hi, check in and kind of wrap up what turned out to be a great weekend despite some unfortunate circumstances.  Hope you enjoy Bus-T-Nos!   #NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network and sponsored by   Onnit Onnit is a health & fitness juggernaut dedicated to delivering total human optimization through a wide array of products and supplements, Onnit combine...

HTNOS - Close Encounters with Bad Santa

December 16, 2020 00:53 - 1 hour - 78.2 MB

This week on #NoOffense we talk about our kids being neighborhood troublemakers, a mall Santa destroying Christmas for a young boy, raunchy cookies at Target, Covid effecting our holidays, Aliens, meditation, healthy relationships and mental health, Disney's content explosion, an MCU dork out and more!     #NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network and sponsored by   Onnit Onnit is a health & fitness juggernaut dedicated to delivering total human optimization through a wide ...

HTNOS - Breaking Bread with Joe Bouley

December 06, 2020 20:27 - 1 hour - 84.7 MB

This week on #NoOffense, we're joined by our good friend Joe B to talk about his exit from podcasting, his new found love of bread baking, and how he intends to take that to the next level while keeping balance in his life.  We also talk about getting older, guns, dogs, MMA, The Cabin, and the upcoming 24 hr Plunge charity stream.  WTF Florida stories include a Florida Man who struck out in softball and punched out the umpire, a street race ending in song, a Florida Man who lit his true love...

HTNOS - A Series of Unfortunate Events

November 29, 2020 18:08 - 1 hour - 71.7 MB

This week on #NoOffense we're back after a brief hiatus and explain where we've been and why we were gone.  We also talk about hurricanes, Friday the 13th, Chris getting Covid, Thanksgiving, cougar attacks and why women cant just let men be sick.  WTF Florida gives us a Florida Man who stole a backhoe and dug up Biden/Harris signs in his neighborhood, a woman who stole items from her ex's gravesite, a woman who created a fake dating profile for her ex's new girlfriend advertising free meth, ...

HTNOS - Popscapades with The Homie kAZual

November 08, 2020 08:00 - 2 hours - 96.9 MB

This week on #NoOffense, we're joined by Kazual Lahnez, aka the homie kAZual from The Hood Diner to talk about his new side project Whatz POPn? where he goes DEEP into the world of buying and selling Funko pops.  We also paid tribute to the late Sean Connery and talked James Bond, new states passing marijuana legalization, Chris' new tattoo, Halloween, Slimmer Circle 2, karma, Ghost Adventures, Slenderman, wedding photos, Tiger King Halloween special and more!     #NoOffense is part of the...

HTNOS - Stare Into the Abyss with Jason Lamproe

October 25, 2020 22:55 - 1 hour - 87.2 MB

This week on #NoOffense we're joined by Jason Lamproe, host of the Mixed Media Forest Podcast.  We talk about his many podcast projects as well as Halloween costumes, Halloween movies, Saturday morning cartoons, cat videos on the internet, music, UFOs, Netflix's The Haunting of Bly Manor, Anime, shadow people and more.  WTF Florida brings us a man who was arrested for throwing a pumpkin at his girlfriend, a cleaver attack at McDonalds, a man who was beat by his Florida woman for not performi...

HTNOS - Maximum Power with Ben Bulman

October 18, 2020 16:42 - 1 hour - 75.2 MB

This week on #NoOffense we're joined by the one and only Ben Bulman of the Angry Dad Podcast.  We talk about his origin story and how he got into podcasting as well as parenthood, bodybuilding and diet and exercise.  Ben also shared some personal stories about Bigfoot, astral projection, UFOs and encountering the dark arts very up close and personally. WTF Florida continues the vibe with a Florida Man UFO sighting, a Florida Man lost at sea who was allegedly raped by mermaids, and two brothe...

HTNOS - I Condemn You!

October 11, 2020 19:06 - 1 hour - 59.2 MB

This week on #NoOffense we settle back in with talk of Halloween costumes, Hubie Halloween, our recent float tank trip, Van Halen, bathroom etiquette, Taco Bell wine, hypothetical Florida disaster scenario, dreams, piano bars, onlyfans, our kid's smart mouth, and the Stanley Cup back in Tampa.  WTF Florida brings us a guy who eats soiled undies, a deputy that got hit with a bible, a homeless meth dealer and a pregnant wife that saved her husband from a shark attack.  All this and more this w...

HTNOS - The Bacardi Episode

September 27, 2020 17:29 - 1 hour - 73.9 MB

This week on #NoOffense the Wutzke's celebrate 20 years together by waxing about underage drinking, favorite memories from their relationship, and playing a little newlywed game.  We also talk about the return of football, fake UFO videos, Lovecraft Country, WandaVision and the future of the MCU, horror movies, Netflix's The Babysitter, and that bitch Carole Baskin!  Wtf Florida brings us an artist who plans to immortalize the gator that attacked him, a guy who called 911 to report a dead bo...

HTNOS - Handcuffs and Headbutts

September 13, 2020 18:36 - 1 hour - 66.4 MB

This week on #NoOffense we're back after a week off to talk about our new dog, Carole Baskin, Ghostbusters, Keanu Reeves, Jelly Belly golden tickets, gender reveal fails, 9/11 and suicide prevention.  WTF Florida brings us a bet that resulted in a shark bite, a man who escaped custody and jumped in the bay while handcuffed, a Florida man who pushed his wife into traffic on I-75, trying sex toys before you buy them and propositioning a police officer oral sex for a Juul. All this plus a liste...

HTNOS - Wakanda Forever

September 02, 2020 05:16 - 1 hour - 72.9 MB

This week on #NoOffense we're saddened by the loss of the Black Panther, Chadwick Boseman, and reflect on his roles and speculate how the MCU will fill the void he left.  We also talk about home improvement, Bill and Ted Face the Music, back to school, parenting styles, Onlyfans, Hurricane Laura, Cobra Kai and Elon Musk.  WTF Florida brings us genetically modified mosquitoes, crack bacon, fist fights over farts and stolen Ubers.  All this and more this week on #NoOffense!   This week's fea...

HTNOS - Body Shots with Riley Trudel

August 23, 2020 18:24 - 1 hour - 88.5 MB

This week on #NoOffense we're joined by Riley Trudel of the Plunge Podcast to recap his recent production Podcast Royal Rumble 3 and his new explosion of shows under the Plunge Production umbrella.  We also talk dogs, back to school, Brooks and Dunn superfans, concerts, Lovecraft Country, and some new dumpers for Dutch.  WTF Florida brings us a sheriff that wants to ban masks, a man pulled over for DUI on his lawnmower, a Florida man breaking into a local sports venue to squat, stealing scra...

HTNOS - Sexual Power with Jason Alme

August 16, 2020 17:07 - 2 hours - 136 MB

This week on #NoOffense we're joined by our good friend Jason Alme to talk cultural appropriation, Asian culture, and martial arts.  We also do a Plunge Picks of our favorite 80's songs, discuss cultural phenomenons that missed us, Jason's dream about Jeffrey Epstein, genies, karma, simulation theory, ghost shows, paranormal experiences, exercising and eating healthy, and buying crack in Atlanta.  a quick WTF Florida brought us a man who claimed his pants were gifted to him when police found...

HTNOS - Full Court Press

August 11, 2020 03:22 - 1 hour - 62.5 MB

This week on #NoOffense it's just Chris and Dutch and they respond to some listener feedback, answer some submissions and talk about Chris' car accident, getting a dog, fighting the power, and watched some hidden camera videos.  WTF Florida returns with a Florida woman who attacked her dad for being stingy with his weed, mysterious seed packs from China, Florida Man hanging on a semi-truck windshield, and buying a Porsche with a check printed at home.  All this nonsense and more on another #...

HTNOS - State of the Union with Brooke and Randal Fowler

August 02, 2020 17:19 - 1 hour - 90.6 MB

This week on #NoOffense our good friends Brooke and Randal Fowler hosts of the Married AF podcast stopped by to talk about where they've been, dealing with Covid and Randal running for Georgia governor in 2022.  We also talked social media division, Anthony Fauci's pitching prowess, conspiracy theories, Bryan Callen's rape allegations, the dark side of Disney, wearing masks, reopening schools, and how Uncle Randy became what he is today.  All this and more this week on #NoOffense!     #No...

HTNOS - Monkey Snatches Peach with Creatures of the Night

July 26, 2020 17:55 - 1 hour - 83.2 MB

This week on #NoOffense we're joined by the Creatures of the Night, Chris's side project with Adam Simmons and Jason Alme.  We talked about the origin of creatures and what we do there as well as  UFO disclosure, Buddhism, Bermuda triangle, Hulk Hogan and Vanilla Ice, Atlantis, oceanography, shared psychedelic experiences, crazy girls, upcoming movies and more.  WTF Florida brings us a Florida Man who reads and sings to gators to comfort them through Covid, a woman who ripped the skin from h...

HTNOS - Frankentaint with 2 Rings

July 19, 2020 18:20 - 1 hour - 95.8 MB

This week on #NoOffense our old friend and former co-host 2 Rings stopped in to help celebrate our 3 year podcast anniversary. We caught up on whats been happening since he left the show last year and reflected on how we've changed and also stayed the same.  We also talked about Carole Baskin's Cameo train wreck, Eurovision, Freddy Krueger, Chris' recent experience in the float tank, dreams, forest gnomes, flamingos and being the best you.  We skipped WTF Florida this time and opted for more...

HTNOS - Burn The Ships with Amanda Wilson

July 12, 2020 19:44 - 1 hour - 95.2 MB

This week on #NoOffense we're joined by Amanda Wilson!  Amanda is a comic here in Tampa as well as a podcaster and we talked about everything including her getting her start, being a female comic, Chris D'elia and Joey Diaz, wearing masks, unsolved mysteries, Dr Dre's divorce, Kool Aid Man, semen smoothies, backyard wrestling and more!  Check out Amanda's podcast Keepin It Trill and follow her a follow!   This week's featured podcast is Simmons and Moore   #NoOffense is part of the Inner...

HTNOS - Meth Gators

June 28, 2020 17:46 - 1 hour - 90 MB

This week on #NoOffense Duchess tries to pitch getting a dog to Chris, we recap Father's Day and get into birthmarks, barbershops, Chris D'elia, Ron Jeremy, meth gators and coke hogs, Floor is Lava, a conspiracy theory involving Doritos, Jarule pimping gyros, buried treasure and lost friends.  In WTF Florida we cover Florida Man with a machete tattoo attacking someone with a machete, getting bit by a gator while chasing frisbees, stealing planes and stealing yachts. All this nonsense and mor...

HTNOS - In The Cards with Shaun Holton and Antanika Hoberg

June 21, 2020 02:59 - 2 hours - 154 MB

This week on #NoOffense we're joined by Shaun and Neeks from the Hey Dimmu podcast.  Shaun is a musician and Neeks is a student of Psychology.  We get into all sorts of things like parenting, public schools and mainstream education, relationships, marriage, podcasting, spirituality, body image, starseeds, following your dreams, some of Shaun's stories from the road and an oracle card reading for Dutch!  Check out their podcast Hey Dimmu and give them a follow on Facebook to catch their live ...

HTNOS - Salt Life

June 16, 2020 00:07 - 1 hour - 63.4 MB

This week on #NoOffense we're riding our island vibes as we recap our vacation last week...the fishing, the pranks, the good deeds and how Chris "ruined" it before it even started.  We also talk bad haircuts, Baywatch, Drive-ins, horror movies, Bill and Ted 3, driver's education, Nascar banning the confederate flag, and police brutality.  WTF Florida brought stories of underage drivers and police chases, covering racist tattoos and the man who quite possibly became the reigning Florida Man c...

HTNOS - Keep Rolling with Deandre Wilson

June 07, 2020 15:44 - 1 hour - 62.7 MB

This week on #NoOffense we were joined by Deandre Wilson of the Keep Rolling campaign.  Deandre joined us to tell his story about rolling a 230 lb tractor tire through town and what hes doing to raise funds and awareness for cancer research.  We talk about his relationship with his father, setting and example, mental toughness and leaving a legacy.  We also talk working out and eating right, strange obsessions, horrible pick up lines, superheros, dumb injuries and the age old question is a h...

HTNOS - Space Force

May 31, 2020 20:25 - 1 hour - 77.3 MB

This week on #NoOffense we talk about getting back out in the world, hurricane season, proud dad moments, singing lyrics wrong, Disney reopening, dating apps, high school dances, Taylor Swift fans trying to cancel Burger King, celebrity crushes, Space Force on Netflix, Randonauts, losing your virginity at an alien orgy and getting high with God.  In WTF Florida we cover a tinder date car theft, a woman mad about lack of social distancing in a bar, a naked vandal and graduation Key West style...

HTNOS - Waffle Stomp

May 24, 2020 15:10 - 1 hour - 86.1 MB

This week on #NoOffense we talk about Joe Rogan signing an exclusive deal with Spotify, what it means for the rest of us and what constitutes "selling out".  We also talk about dreams, Clockwork Orange, drive thru strip clubs, Jerry Stiller, celebrity doppelgangers, trash TV, ghosts, Soundcloud rappers and more.  In WTF Florida we cover Tom Brady's $45 Covid cure, that bitch Carole Baskin peddling masks, being quarantined in a haunted house and a parking lot paint fight at Home Depot.  We al...

HTNOS - Bad Trip

May 17, 2020 20:23 - 1 hour - 84.5 MB

This week on #NoOffense we talk psychedelics after watching the Netflix documentary Have A Good Trip:Adventures in Psychedelics. We share some of our own experiences and thoughts on the potential benefits of the drugs as well as our thoughts of life, death, the afterlife and the very nature of reality.  We also talk Midnight Gospel, Mother's Day, Onlyfans, carny popups, sex for rent and more.  WTF Florida brings a Florida Man who jumped into the tank at Bass Pro Shop, a Florida Man who was d...

HTNOS - Cultural Appreciation with Delvin Cox

May 11, 2020 00:32 - 1 hour - 89.5 MB

This week on #NoOffense we're joined by Delvin Cox to talk Florida life, cultural differences, turning 40 and being roasted. We also talk side projects, video games, keeping an open mind, time management, believing women and Michael Jackson.  WTF Florida stories include Death himself patrolling a Florida beach, Florida Man self quarantining at Disney World, a Florida woman that begged to be arrested and a Florida woman having "virtual sex" in front of a child.  Check out Delvin on his show T...

HTNOS - Shout At The Devil

May 03, 2020 16:38 - 1 hour - 70.2 MB

This week on #NoOffense, we talk about getting more settled in, meeting our new neighbors, and how to let our kids be kids. We also talk about hanging in hot tubs, swearing in front of your kids, the power of speech, trashy reality tv on Netflix, 90's basketball, Jay Cutler, and rewatching the Marvel movies. WTF Florida brought us a Florida Man busted with guns he blamed on his cousin John Wick, calling in a bomb threat to avoid work and Florida Man is possessed by the devil.  All this and m...

HTNOS - Welcome Home

April 26, 2020 19:58 - 1 hour - 77.2 MB

This week on #NoOffense we knock of the rust and get back to normal with talks of moving into our new house and studio and the stress and nonsense that comes with it.  We also do a quarantine update, talk about things we want to do right now but can't, falling in love with podcasting all over again and Chris' new side project Creatures of the Night.  Since we can't do anything else we're watching a lot of TV and go over the bright spots like Nailed It, the Tiger King Bonus episode, Midnight ...

HTNOS - Many Books and Antiquities with Adam Simmons

April 05, 2020 19:05 - 1 hour - 94.3 MB

This week on #NoOffense our good friend Adam Simmons stops by to talk about quarantine life, more Tiger King, pets, Skinwalker Ranch, food and cooking, Love is Blind on Netflix, Tom Brady, dinosaurs, hip hop education and a surprise line of questioning.  WTF Florida is very Corona based with a Florida Man who hacked online classes and exposed himself to the students, a woman who said she had corona virus coughing in the face of paramedics, a man who allegedly had Covid-19 in a bottle and spr...

HTNOS - Let's Get Weird with Juan Ayala

March 29, 2020 17:00 - 1 hour - 112 MB

This week on #NoOffense we're joined by Juan Ayala from The Juan on Juan podcast to talk all things conspiracy including aliens, flat earth, Skinwalker Ranch, vibrations, ghosts, dreams, ancient civilizations and more.  We also get into the Tiger King series on Netflix and crazy animal stories in WTF Florida with herpes infected monkeys in central Florida and a man who had an intense sexual relationship with a dolphin.  We had a blast and got weird! Follow Juan on Instagram   #NoOffense is...

HTNOS - Boogeyman Flu

March 22, 2020 16:54 - 1 hour - 77.8 MB

This week on #NoOffense we break down and discuss Covid-19, how its effecting our lives and the lives around us, some conspiracies about its purpose and origin and our feelings in general.  We also talk Poddecks, Alkaline Trio, moving in the midst of the apocalypse and buying a house, Bert Kreischer, Tom Brady and more.  WTF Florida stories include a guy busted for stealing toilet paper, sex outside a hospital, crashing your car and taking off your pants, and impersonating an officer mere da...

HTNOS - Reverse Gargoyle with Bobby Moore

March 08, 2020 17:52 - 1 hour - 66.5 MB

This week on #NoOffense we're joined by the great Bobby Moore of the Simmons and Moore podcast and we get into Bobby's origin story, a little Black History, debate super heroes, discuss Chris' dislike for James Bond, Kobe Bryant and Lebron James being involved with secret society, what celebrity chefs we'd like to cook for us, our own personal shortcomings and what we'd do if we were invisible for a day.  WTF Florida stories include crackdown on fake emotional support animals, horses in the ...

HTNOS - Tetris Pool

March 01, 2020 07:17 - 1 hour - 57 MB

This week on #NoOffense we take full advantage of the extra leap year day and talk Fabio killing a goose with his face, flat Earth and the guy who died trying to prove it, going in on Netflix's Locke and Key and the continued house hunt.  WTF Florida stories include a guy who wanted to expose his genitals at IHOP, a nurse accused of sucking patients toes, a woman who zipped her boyfriend up in a suitcase, and a Tampa pastor who claims he can cure the Corona Virus, but only in America.  All t...

HTNOS - Florida Man: Demon Hunter

February 23, 2020 20:50 - 1 hour - 71.2 MB

This week on #NoOffense we spotlight a new product that Chris picked up last week called Pod Decks that are designed to help podcasters create content.  We pulled some good cards from our decks...what's your worst trait, 3 silly mistakes to avoid, biggest fears and bucket lists to name a few.  We also talked  about our advertising getting blocked by social media, suicide bomber vests by Wish, prison yard justice on pedophiles, and the newest viral bully video.  WTF Florida brings us a Florid...

HTNOS - Butt Stuff

February 16, 2020 20:48 - 1 hour - 77.2 MB

This week in #NoOffense we talk Valentine’s Day, a trip to the emergency room with our youngest and answered a ton of listener questions with topics ranging from bread bowls to Chris running a record label to farting in front of your partner and more. WTF Florida brought us a drunk driver who pulled over a cop, a couple guys trying to pass themselves off as the Wutang Clan, and a guy who was upset he couldn’t bring a life size cut out of President Trump to his doctors office visits. All this...

HTNOS - Bully

February 10, 2020 00:16 - 1 hour - 66.8 MB

This week on #NoOffense Chris is back with tales from the Inner Circle meetup in New Jersey and we get into that but also talk Super Bowl commercials, the halftime show double standard, designer vaginas, update on crazy Jesus lady and more.  WTF Florida was a Florida Woman week with a woman who repeatedly tased her husband when he asked for a divorce, a woman who smacked her husband in the face with dog poop during an argument and a woman who beat up her neighbor after her kids weren't allow...

HTNOS - Live From The Compound

February 06, 2020 02:29 - 57 minutes - 46.1 MB

Bonus Episode! This episode was recorded from the couch at Adam Simmons' house last Friday night while the Inner Circle was together in New Jersey.  Riley from the Plunge, Kaz from the Hood Diner and Adam and Bobby Light from Simmons and Moore sit down to chat about the first night of the meetup, the first year of Inner Circle, a little Florida Man and for the first time since the space cookie incident Chris is in the same room with Bobby Light!  This isn't your typical episode of #NoOffens...

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