Nonna Roy’s NIGHTMARINARA
31 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 14 ratingsNonna Roy and a special guest explore the world of internet horror fiction. We read-a the creepypasta! We don’t pay-a the taxes!
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Episode 30 – TICCI TOBY: Emitting a Long Podcasting Noise
December 01, 2021 04:30 - 2 hours - 104 MBNonna Roy and János must once again join forces to try to both learn and endure the legend of TICCI TOBY! Featuring: Kevin's Famous Quote; Schrödinger's dad; a single Tourette; putting out hands (self-defense gesture); plus, what if Kojima made The Boondock Saints? Noise Space | Discord | Twitter | Roy | János
Episode 29 – SONIC.EXE: A Halloween Miracle
October 31, 2021 23:17 - 1 hour - 76 MBWE'VE MADE IT! A whole scary month in the can! Sonic.expert Dan is in the kitchen to help Nonna Roy get acquainted with a real 7/10 guy: SONIC.EXE! Happy Halloween! Featuring: Mariokinesis; The Smart Gamer; click on this ransomware!; ACAB (All Creepypasta Am Bad); plus, do you see this shit, Knuckles the Echidna? Noise Space | Discord | Twitter | Roy | Dan Take part in NONNA ROY'S CREEPYPASTA SECRET SATAN! Details here!
Episode 28 – DANNY PHANTOM CREEPYPASTA: Beats Event Horizon
October 29, 2021 05:50 - 1 hour - 64.2 MBAfter an entire year of podcasting, Nonna Roy has finally managed to get wife of the show Fallon into the kitchen to talk about DANNY PHANTOM CREEPYPASTA! Say "I'm goin' murderer" and join on in! Featuring: a Rorschach inkblot of Sesshoumaru; getting your pp on; lesser brothers; :papa:'s got a brand new bruise; plus, are you by chance a killer? Noise Space | Discord | Twitter | Roy | Fallon
Episode 27 – BLOOD WHISTLE: Neutral Hinck Hotel
October 23, 2021 01:45 - 1 hour - 84 MBIT'S LATE BUT IT'S STILL OCTOBER! And fellow Noise Space horror expert Sara joins Nonna Roy to descend into the depths of Mario Hell detailed in DubiousDugong's "magnum" """opus""" BLOOD WHISTLE! Featuring: the mechanics of queefing; Boob Woman; the Ludicolo Method; Ötzi the Iceman's dick; plus, this man is named BRADLEY? Noise Space | Discord | Twitter | Roy | Sara
Episode 26 – SLENDERMAN: So True, Slendie
October 10, 2021 01:41 - 1 hour - 84.6 MBThe October Festival Of Fiends continues...Friend of the show J is here to, at last, help Nonna Roy start venturing into the expansive forest of lore behind perhaps the most notorious creepyman of them all, SLENDERMAN! Featuring: Slenderproducts; the Thief of Cuck; I would not, could not, with a knife / I would not, could not, Borat voice my wife; Matt Groening illnesses; plus, are the Fresno Pantswalkers amogus? Noise Space | Discord | Twitter | Roy | Jared
Episode 25 – THE RUSSIAN SLEEP EXPERIMENT 2: Pwease No Sweepy
October 02, 2021 19:59 - 1 hour - 81 MBThe very "scary" month of "October" has begun, and you know what that means: Nonna Roy gets to be reminded that content is bad! János of the show is back to read the extremely sick and incredibly twisted sequel to a classic: THE RUSSIAN SLEEP EXPERIMENT 2! Featuring: Orange Man Scary; Morgan Spurlock rap battles; understanding the scientific method; issuing ourselves a challenge; plus, would this episode be better if either of us could do a (doctor) Jordan B. Peterson voice? Noise Space | ...
(PATREON PREVIEW) NIGHTMARINARA DOLCE #1: "The Simpsons: Krusty's Last Show"
September 25, 2021 14:59 - 1 minute - 1.38 MBA sneak peek at NIGHTMARINARA DOLCE, a Patreon-exclusive bonus treat! Subscribe here for more! what happens when im compiling "content" for nightmarinara is ill find some things that are funny but in the actual episode we either dont get to them or i just decide not to include them. so what ive decided to do is start a little thing im calling NIGHTMARINARA DOLCE. its your after-dinner mint. basically after an episode comes out ill read one of these scrapped pieces of content and post it her...
Episode 24 – DEAD BART UPDATE: Gay Guy (Derogatory)
September 12, 2021 02:59 - 1 hour - 68.4 MBIt's 2021 and a rude boy is still (not) dead. Nonna Roy is once again joined by Doctor "Cameron" B(art) Dandy, and they've got some to say about the DEAD BART UPDATE and more SIMPSONS CREEPYPASTA! Featuring: Korpse Injoyer; an undiagnoticated psychosic; eulogy plans; the image; plus, how life-changing is an Apu tulpa? Noise Space | Discord | Twitter | Roy | Cameron
Episode 23 – TED'S CAVING PAGE PT. II: Cavle XY
August 18, 2021 01:43 - 82.9 MBIf Ted wants closure, then by god, Nonna Roy and Gigalithic are gonna give it to him. This week, we're finishing the legendary and actually good TED’S CAVING PAGE! Featuring: Ted Might Be Cave; turdification; a fearsome (good) critter; Ted get gun; plus, who's taking care of B's dog? :( Noise Space | Patreon | Discord | Twitter | Roy | Giga | Colin (who edited, thank you)
Episode 22 – JEFF JULY 2021: Jeff Fan Films
August 11, 2021 01:59 - 1 hour - 46.9 MBMaybe it isn't July anymore. Maybe Jeff July had to go on pause. Maybe Nonna Roy's brain fell out. Maybe this was recorded 3 weeks ago. What of it. It's time for Nonna Roy and Fearbaiting's Sara "Sunhat" Zhenya to talk about JEFF THE KILLER FAN FILMS (and getting brutally Jeffbaited)! Find the featured pieces of cinema here! Featuring: movie that kills podcasts when they review it; Australian high school schematics; the Epic of Gilgajeff; tremending; plus, WHERE IS JEFF? Noise Space | Patr...
Episode 21 – JEFF JULY 2021: Jeff Crossovers
July 10, 2021 04:15 - 1 hour - 75.6 MBGrab your hoodie and steampunk goggles because JEFF JULY is going strong! This time, Nonna Roy is joined primarily by János to talk about JEFF THE KILLER CROSSOVERS--and whife of the show Fallon drops by to explore one crossover in particular! Featuring: a good name for a cat; the fucking Black Plague itself; the Jeff' ; a sequel of agony; plus, is it gay to stand nearly close to someone? Noise Space | Patreon | Discord | Twitter | Roy | János | Fallon stan kayleigh heartspell
Episode 20 – JEFF JULY 2021: Jeff the Killer Rewrite 2015
July 05, 2021 02:02 - 2 hours - 108 MBNonna Roy and returning Jeffspert Sam are kicking off the first ever JEFF JULY with K. Banning Kellum's """""award"""""-winning 2015 REWRITE! Featuring: Parental bedrooms; a ten-year-old boxer; tough (noun); the shady(?) origins of this contest; plus, syrup. Noise Space | Patreon | Discord | Twitter | Roy | Sam
Episode 19 – TED'S CAVING PAGE: Dudes, Rock
June 29, 2021 00:46 - 2 hours - 86.8 MBIn this rare excursion outside of the kitchen, Nonna Roy and Gigalithic rappel down into the depths of creepypasta-before-creepypasta legend TED'S CAVING PAGE! Featuring: Findommed by a cave; 20 Cool DIY Soap Ideas; dog wisdom; B is for Bitch (or Boyfriend); plus, which famous Ted is statistically the least bad? Noise Space | Patreon | Discord | Twitter | Roy | Giga
Episode 18 – KINGDOM HEARTS CREEPYPASTA: We Fear A Short King
June 15, 2021 03:01 - 1 hour - 56.9 MBIn this edition, Nonna Roy and professional Disney understander Stephen explore the multiverse of KINGDOM HEARTS CREEPYPASTA! Another in the ongoing series known as "Properties Nonna Roy Must Have Explained To Her Like A Child!" Featuring: Official creepypasta colors; The Gaming Hour; apologizing to Mutahar; punished Yzma; plus, can Nonna Roy determine what is and isn't Kingdom Hearts canon content? Noise Space | Patreon | Discord | Twitter | Roy | Stephen
Episode 17 – GOOGLE MAPS CREEPYPASTA: Joy Division Shirt Shirt, NY
May 30, 2021 21:20 - 1 hour - 80.3 MBNonna Roy and Pagliacci's very own ProtoJ Jared are logging on and getting zooted on GOOGLE MAPS CREEPYPASTA! Featuring: Wild amogus sightings; dog juice; let's go shoes, baby; she just wants SMASH SMASH SMASH; plus, which YouTuber has decided to join in on the episode? Noise Space | Patreon | Discord | Twitter | Roy | J
Episode 16 – RUGRATS CREEPYPASTA: Ceci N'est Pas Une Death
May 17, 2021 02:22 - 2 hours - 82.7 MBIt's time to go back to the nineties (remember them?)! Nonna Roy and Val Flightcub explore the unimaginable imaginations behind RUGRATS CREEPYPASTA! Tasks: Women Be Gaming; Stupenwolf; Slenderbaby; DON'T MAKE RICE-A-RONI AT 4AM; plus, what does Vocaloid have to do with all of this? Noise Space | Patreon | Discord | Twitter | Roy | Val
Episode 15 – AMONG US CREEPYPASTA: The Upvote of Damocles
May 02, 2021 05:12 - 2 hours - 86.3 MBNonna Roy and I'mposter Syndrome sufferer Brooks have dropped ship and are ready to read some AMONG US CREEPYPASTA! Tasks: Becoming evil to give developers a living wage; a potential dissertation topic (for anyone interested); Diamond is Often Unbreakable; no disrespect to Helga Pataki; plus, how many times can two adults say "Amoung pequeño" in two hours? Noise Space | Patreon | Discord | Twitter | Roy | Brooks
Episode 14 – SQUIDWARD'S SUICIDE: The God-Emperor of Bikini Bottom
April 18, 2021 05:32 - 1 hour - 74.1 MBOldheads join your tentacles (hands) in unison, because Nonna Roy and longtime friend of the her Christina are here this week to finally read lost episode "classic" SQUIDWARD'S SUICIDE! And free of charge, a side of SPONGEBOB QUORA QUESTIONS and SPONGEBOB FANON WIKI! Featuring: Patrick Thanos; a sexy bra; SconeBill CubeTux; dark Joey Tribbiani; plus, who killed Mr. Krabs? Noise Space | Patreon | Discord | Twitter | Roy | Christina
Episode 13 – SMURFS CREEPYPASTA: Sock and Sadness
April 05, 2021 00:55 - 2 hours - 88.1 MB(CONTENT WARNINGS FOR CHILD ABUSE (both human and smurf), CHILD DEATH (both human and smurf), DISCUSSION OF HATE GROUPS (human only, probably), AND WEIRD VAGUE HORNINESS (smurf-centric)) This episode's pool of content is a bit shallow, but Nonna Roy and Rainer have nevertheless fished up some of the most horrifying literature of all time. Alongside SMURFS CREEPYPASTA, we also take a dive into some ghoulish GERMAN FOLKLORE, and wade into the hideous waters of one of the most notorious forum ...
Episode 12 – THE STAIRS IN THE WOODS: COVID Creepy Woods
March 22, 2021 03:51 - 2 hours - 92.2 MB(CONTENT WARNING FOR CHILD DEATH) Join Nonna Roy and Spinning "David" Voices as they experience the entire gamut of Reddit emotions in this reading of parts 1-3 of "r/nosleep - I'm a Search and Rescue Officer for the US Forest Service, I have some stories to tell," better known as THE STAIRS IN THE WOODS! Featuring: the ongoing Fucked-Up Guy Count; Napoleon Dynamite (2004) funny moments; McDonalds tube sherpa; a spooky Roy thing; plus, is Seth Rogen large? Noise Space | Patreon | Discord ...
Episode 11 – NIGHTMARINARA: THE LOST EPISODE
March 07, 2021 05:20 - 5 minutes - 3.98 MBYou know podcasts, right? The episodic audio programs you subscribe to over the internet? They're all over the place these days. I can't get enough of them. I have a few favorites, but my absolute favorite of all time has to be Nonna Roy's NIGHTMARINARA. At least...it used to be. Until the episode 11 technical difficulties happened. -- (thank you so much sam) Noise Space | Patreon | Discord | Twitter | Roy | Cat, who was supposed to be on this episode until Audacity decided it simply wou...
Episode 10 – SLIMEBEAST'S "SHITTY STORIES": Ph. D (Podcast Host Disease)
February 20, 2021 18:59 - 1 hour - 66.3 MBUnclog your toilets, listeners, because Nonna Roy & Morg are plumbing the depths of SLIMEBEAST'S lesser-known collection of internet horror nuggets, "THE SHITTY STORIES!" Featuring: the Alabama leprechaun (2006 meme); romancing Thanos; our own inexcusable mistakes; Gak™ Tragedies; plus, have we actually finally found a good creepypasta? Check out Nonna Roy's Patreon in the links below! Noise Space | Patreon | Discord | Twitter | Roy | Morg
Episode 9 – SUPER SMASH BROS. CREEPYPASTA: Philip Zimbardo Hands You the Controller
February 07, 2021 03:47 - 1 hour - 67.4 MBIn order to get the most out of this exploration into SUPER SMASH BROS. CREEPYPASTA, Nonna Roy (not a gamer) had to invite The Island Shuffle's Bean (gamer) to help her out! This is an episode about quality over quantity--the themes are important here. Featuring: the sentiment and use of Gamzee; Mario's favorite activity; some very good impressions; the coward Sam Canning; plus, which Kong should get iPad? Noise Space | Discord | Twitter | Roy | Bean
Episode 8 – BEN DROWNED: Not Normal, But Regular
January 24, 2021 02:18 - 2 hours - 82.3 MBNonna Roy and Eddy of the Brotherhood Without Manners are here today to boot up their twisted save files and read part 1 of the ARG saga of BEN DROWNED! Maybe we'll find out why he did that. Featuring: Stone Temple Pilots (Temple); the gamer's mindset; a bespoke Joker (Bespoker) gnome; mattrebeiro.wmv; plus, what if BEN posted? Noise Space | Discord | Twitter | Roy | Eddy
Episode 7 – RAINBOW FACTORY: Blue Check Cutie Mark
January 09, 2021 16:59 - 2 hours - 90.8 MBIn the first of what will likely be many servings of MY LITTLE PONY CREEPYPASTA, Nonna Roy and Antigone violate OSHA in order to read RAINBOW FACTORY! Shine on, you crazy bitches! Featuring: even more cool fun wikis; neighpotism; a cameo by Maynard James Keenan; leaving it to the straights; plus, which type of pony is Pete Buttigieg (mayor)? Noise Space | Discord | Twitter | Roy | Antigone
Episode 6 – DEAD BART: Behold, A Glowing Green Horse
December 30, 2020 02:39 - 1 hour - 59.6 MBNonna Roy and Cameron may have endured significant misbehavior on the part of Craig Discordbot, but that's only because he must have been inspired by the (alive) boy of rude himself in this episode about DEAD BART (he's rude) and SIMPSONS CREEPYPASTA! Featuring: the true meaning of Tuesday; Simpsons sakuga; the risks inherent in a Bart-based economy; a thing of Mr. Sparkle; plus, is the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun a Ted Nugent with a gun? Noise Space | Discord | Twitter |...
Episode 5 – DISNEY CREEPYPASTA: Does A Baloo Shit In The Woods?
December 14, 2020 03:59 - 1 hour - 83.1 MBWith such a huge topic (monopoly) on the menu, more hands were needed in the kitchen this time. Nonna Roy, Scout, and Gnoll bravely read ABANDONED BY DISNEY, a Disney-themed R/NOSLEEP TALE, and, as an impromptu dessert, SUICIDEMOUSE.AVI! Featuring: MicKeyUltra; Clout™ storage; Eisner's little idea; more fun wiki discoveries and terrible Virginia facts; plus, we gotta ask: would Walt be in favor of this? Noisespace | Discord | Twitter | Roy | Gnoll | Scout
Episode 4 – THE RUSSIAN SLEEP EXPERIMENT: Spleen Crimes
November 28, 2020 16:59 - 1 hour - 75.7 MBIt’s about time we got to a classic, so Nonna Roy and Mr. Podcasts János team up to read THE RUSSIAN SLEEP EXPERIMENT! Featuring: Joker surgery; the cancellation of Roy’s dad; reverse creepypasta; Schrödinger’s the; plus, what happens when 5 POWs stop being nice and start getting real? Join the Discord to enjoy a special stream of The Soviet Sleep Experiment (2019) on Sunday, November 29, at 5:00 PM Eastern! Link is below! Noisespace | Discord | Twitter | Roy | János
Episode 3 – MINIONS CREEPYPASTA: GruAnon
November 14, 2020 16:30 - 1 hour - 65.9 MBEpisode Notes This weekend, Nonna Roy and podcast boy Max dose you up with some Vitamin M, because it’s time to talk about MINIONS creepypasta! Featuring: The Podcaster’s Burden; prehistory’s first evil deed; Joe Biden’s EPA Secretary and his Frackmobile; niche Virginian perils; plus, how many images can two people describe in one podcast episode? Noisespace | Twitter | Roy | Max
Episode 2 – MINECRAFT CREEPYPASTA: Hatsune Herobrine
October 31, 2020 22:59 - 1 hour - 64.7 MBOn this very special All Hallows’ Steve, Su joins Nonna Roy to dig through the vast and terrifying world of MINECRAFT creepypasta! Featuring: Being gay (happy); cool badass skulls; a nice evening with Shrek; Mothman’s yeeks; plus, what happens when the creepypasta podcast BECOMES the creepypasta? Noisespace | Twitter | Roy | Su
Episode 1 – JEFF THE KILLER: Sorry, I Love You...
October 18, 2020 05:35 - 1 hour - 79.2 MBWelcome to la trattoria, folks! On the inaugural episode of NIGHTMARINARA, Nonna Roy is joined by Sam to read and discuss the adventures and origins of the one and only JEFF THE KILLER. FEATURING: Michigan, the land of ice cream; basic chemistry facts; McCree LARP; completely boyfriend; and did Roy solve an internet mystery, or just learn more about the lengths to which a man in his 30s will go to preserve a property he created in his teens? Noisespace | Twitter | Roy | Sam