Noey Knows Nothing
74 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 88 ratingsNo one is as committed to their B.S. AND their growth as Noey Gnome. If you feel like you're constantly embarrassing yourself in relationships or can't seem to set your bad habits aside, this just might be the place for you.
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Episodes
AS IF w/ Aja MyQueen
April 18, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 146 MBWelcoming pop star, Aja MyQueen, to Noey Knows Nothing this week! (Well the 'pop star' part might be self-proclaimed, but we believe in speaking things into existence over here, baby) Aja, the host of "As If The Podcast", has created a lifestyle of peace and positivity... with immense odds stacked against her. She talks to Noey about one of her most traumatic childhood experiences, and explains what it means to be a "soft woman" in a world that is so demanding of the "strong independent bl...
Mutual Friends w/ Miles Gaines
April 01, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 142 MBNoey is joined this week by rapper & singer/songwriter Miles Gaines! Miles was discovered at the young age of 8, had almost ONE MILLION friends on MySpace (yes, MYSPACE) by the age of 10, and dropped his first hit single, "Stars" by 16. And then he wanted to quit. Now grown, Miles says 'fuck all that' & is ready to share his next moves in music, what's he's learned from his very successful father, and opens up about his friendship with a major GOAT in the NBA *eyes emoji* EPISODE BREAK...
Bread Necklaces
March 18, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 144 MBPhoenix Legend, NATASHA CASTLES, joins Noey this week! Known most commonly as "Castles," Natasha is a woman who worked HARD, from the ground up to prove herself in the radio industry. She has branded herself nationally, created her own platform for artists, AND............... knows how to make herself cum!! BBLU? Episode Breakdown: 2:40 - Who is Castles? 4:00 - The Roosevelt Tape 9:00 - Be Yo'self 16:20 - I Can't Even 23:33 - Relationships 27:20 - Is it Time to Shit on Men Yet?...
Whatever Makes You Jazzy
March 04, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 141 MBThis week, Noey chops it up with Sean "Jazzy" Jeff, a mf so complex, an hour doesn't even scrape the surface who he is! As someone who is often partying, traveling, and going against the grain of almost everything society has deemed "normal"... you may be surprised to learn just how business minded Jazzy really is. From slangin' m*lly in the rave scene to owning multiple businesses, Jazzy is a MEGA-HUSTLER who just don't give a f*ck. Period. The End. Episode Breakdown: 0:40 - Scottsdale's...
SixtyNine with Ruby Red
February 18, 2022 11:00 - 50 minutes - 116 MBWelcome to Season 3! Noey sits down with "Ruby Red", one of Arizona's sexiest social media influencers. She's a podcaster, a multi-brand ambassador, "Exclusive Fan Page" extraordinaire AND MORE! Aubrey talks openly about her life online versus the real world. Baddies, Bums, & Noey embarassing herself, per usual... Episode Breakdown: 0:50 - Where is your Co-Host? 2:00 - Who is Ruby Red? 4:00 - TikTok Famous 7:10 - Brand Management 10:05 - What in the Actual F**k Podcast 14:30 - On...
Ep. 68 - Sexual Slang
September 22, 2021 10:00 - 58 minutes - 134 MBKids these days are out of control!!!! Blame it on TikTok!!! (Okay Noey & Eric were pieces of shit too) @noeygnome @ericbernalcomedy
Ep. 67 - Down With O-P-P (ression)?
September 15, 2021 10:00 - 57 minutes - 131 MBAre heterosexual women CHOOSING to date their oppressors? Is EVERY man inherently a misogynist? Noey & Eric dive into the levels of "wokeness" and equality on Episode 67... @noeygnome @ericbernalcomedy
Ep. 66 - Publicity Stuntin'
September 08, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 139 MBWhat do Lil Nas X and Kanye West have in common? Well, Noey thinks they're fake af, and Eric thinks they are marketing geniuses. Perhaps, both are true? @noeygnome @ericbernalcomedy
Ep. - Preggo N Dating?
September 01, 2021 10:00 - 55 minutes - 127 MBIs it hoe-ing to date with a BABY BUMP? What are the rules for a single mommy-to-be? And are men even allowed an opinion on this?! On another episode of Why Life Isn't Fair -- erm, I mean Noey Knows Nothing. @noeygnome @ericbernalcomedy
Ep. 65 - Preggo N Dating?
September 01, 2021 10:00 - 55 minutes - 127 MBIs it hoe-ing to date with a BABY BUMP? What are the rules for a single mommy-to-be? And are men even allowed an opinion on this?! On another episode of Why Life Isn't Fair -- erm, I mean Noey Knows Nothing. @noeygnome @ericbernalcomedy
Ep. 64 - I'm Having Plastic Surgery
August 25, 2021 10:00 - 52 minutes - 119 MBAs common as plastic surgery has become these days, Noey is petrified for her very first EVER operation! Eric is supportive, and reveals that he has thought about enhancing a thing or two himself *gasp* @noeygnome @ericbernalcomedy
Ep. 63 - Noey Povich
August 18, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 168 MBNoey & Eric bring videographer, Gatsby the Artist, out from behind the camera. Let's just say things took an awkward turn when his "bestie" showed up... @noeygnome @ericbernalcomedy
Ep. 62 - Won't You Be My Neighbor
August 11, 2021 10:00 - 41 minutes - 95.3 MBNOEY'S BEEN PUT ON A NEIGHBORHOOD HIT LIST! Oops, I mean Watch List... @noeygnome @ericbernalcomedy
Ep. 61 - Noey Luh Da Kidz
August 04, 2021 10:00 - 56 minutes - 129 MBIs our main purpose in life to procreate? Is it selfish to have kids with how many unwanted and under cared-for children there are in this world? Here, let two idiot, non-parents tell you what they think! @noeygnome @ericbernalcomedy
Ep. 60 - My Type
July 28, 2021 10:00 - 45 minutes - 104 MBSome of us know exactly what our "type" is. Others of us claim not to have one. But what if I told you... that just because you aren't aware of it, doesn't mean you don't have one! @noeygnome @ericbernalcomedy
Ep. 59 - Lingerie & Air Maxes
July 21, 2021 10:00 - 45 minutes - 104 MBAre women in competition to see who can dress the 'sluttiest'? Do men even appreciate lingerie any more? SEX SELLS... but as what cost? @noeygnome @ericbernalcomedy
Ep. 58 - What About-ism
July 14, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 137 MBWhat about this? What about that? WHAT ABOUT... if we talk about the topic at hand? And that is Sha'Carri Richardson. @noeygnome @ericbernalcomedy
Ep. 57 - Keeping Up With The Cosbys
July 07, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 146 MBWhat do Bill Cosby, John McAfee, and Mattress Firm all have in common? Find out on Episode 57! @noeygnome @ericbernalcomedy
Ep. 56 - The Noey Effect
June 30, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 150 MBEpisode 56 is absolutely nothing but stripper talk and Nelson Mandela. @noeygnome @ericbernalcomedy
Ep. 55 - O Face
June 23, 2021 10:00 - 57 minutes - 131 MBWhat if the photo on your drivers license was your o-face? Ya know... the face you make when you're orgasming. This is the sh*t we think about on #NKN @noeygnome @ericbernalcomedy
Ep. 54 - Sad Fish
June 16, 2021 10:00 - 59 minutes - 136 MBWhy do we feel the need to put EVERYTHING on the internet? Should you keep your sad days and hardships to yourself? Find out the answer from two people who post their entire lives online... @noeygnome @ericbernalcomedy
Ep. 53 - Gay Gay Gay
June 09, 2021 10:00 - 58 minutes - 134 MBDoes anyone say "metrosexual" anymore? What even makes a guy considered metro?? Also, Eric knows where the clitoris is and we are *clap emoji* SO proud. @noeygnome @ericbernalcomedy
Ep. 52 - We Want Prenup
June 02, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 165 MBMarriage. Prenuptial agreements. True love. And tasting your own cum. We're all about balance here at Noey Knows Nothing. @noeygnome @ericbernalcomedy
Ep. 51 - Lola Mi Vida Loca
May 26, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 166 MBWelcoming Comedian Lola Hernandez, aka LOCA LOLA, to Noey Knows Nothing! Lola tells us about her alter ego, her dreams to work alongside George Lopez, & shares her thoughts on being a confident woman in the entertainment industry. In Lola's words... this episode is "espicy"! @LOLAMIVIDALOCA @noeygnome @ericbernalcomedy
Ep. 50 - Spiritual B!tches
May 19, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 266 MBCrystals, astrology, & the new moon in Cancer. Is spiritualism the new Jehovah's Witness? Pop your yoni egg in for this episode...
Ep. 49 - Caitlyn Gender
May 12, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 163 MBWe're talkin' the gender spectrum folks! From gender roles to gender identity to transgenders to Caitlyn Gender... I mean Jenner. @noeygnome @ericbernalcomedy
Ep. 48 - "Big Titty Beefin"
May 05, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 154 MBThere's more than one virus floating around these Arizona streets, and the easiest way to catch one is by sleeping with your partner's bestie. ...that'll all make sense once you're done listening to Ep. 48
Ep. 47 - Stalker Bernal
April 28, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 157 MBNoey meets Magic Mike, Eric tracks down an unfaithful lover & robots need love too.
Ep. 46 - Daddy F*cking Dre
April 21, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 164 MBScottsdale's favorite daddy, Dre Navarro, comes through the show and he brings his uncle Don Julio with him... @dre.navarro @daddyfuckingdre @noeygnome @ericbernal
Ep. 45 - Saviour Complex
April 14, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 141 MBHairy armpits, crisp $50's, and shallow attractions. That's Episode 45 for ya. @noeygnome @ericbernalcomedy
Ep. 44 - Killing B!tches
April 07, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 154 MBWhy do so many women think that serial killers are HOT? Is Netflix romanticizing murder?? Find out on Ep. 44, where Noey & Eric, once again, take it too far...
Ep. 43 - F*ck Us or Leave
March 31, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 161 MBNoey almost had a threesome, sorta. Eric has had a few, for sure. The two share their wildly different experiences, after first discussing gang bangers and Bitcoin.
Ep. 42 - No Good Reason
March 24, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 179 MBThis week, Noey and Eric are switching up positions like Ariana Grande.
Ep. 41 - Gentleman's DP
March 17, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 153 MBEric and Noey meet McLovin' in a hot tub... which of course, is an adults-only space.
Ep. 40 - For Da Bitches
March 10, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 160 MBYour parents always told you to get "Get a real job!" Well Noey & Eric say F*CK that. Episode 40 is a mixed bag of stripper chronicles, doomed DM's, and a touch of real life advice.
Ep. 39 - Maple & Ass
March 03, 2021 11:00 - 57 minutes - 133 MBNoey spills the tea about her first week on Only Fans (and finally shares another secret she's been keeping). True to character, Eric stands by to encourage ALL of the heathen behavior! Rest In Paradise Christopher Fernandez 3/2/87 - 2/21/21 <3
Ep. 38 - Why is Noey Single?
February 17, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 155 MBThis is the episode where Eric and Noey realize they will probably die alone, but also together, because they are both trash and make poor life choices. - Sponsored by Garlic Powder
Ep. 37 - Shoutout Valentine's Day
February 10, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 158 MBL is for the way you - spank my ass, choke me out, and make me say the p*ssy is yours. It's the Valentine's Day episode folks!
Ep. 36 - The Merch Episode
February 03, 2021 11:00 - 51 minutes - 117 MBThis week Noey and Eric get even more comfortable on the mic together. Baring it all, Episode 36 is about how the different sexes react online when they suspect their partner of... C H E A T I N G. Oh, and a bunch of other random sh*t.
Ep. 35 - What Up Eric Bernal
January 27, 2021 11:00 - 51 minutes - 118 MBPlease join me in welcoming comedian and Ecuadorian Zaddy, Eric Bernal to Noey Knows Nothing! Same ol' show, one more stream of messy anecdotes. Get Uncomfortable.
Ep. 34 - Take A Joke
July 01, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 176 MBNoey says it's okay to make jokes about sensitive topics. Also, DJ Take 2 is leaving his co-host position... because he sucks (lovingly).
Ep. 33 - UNDATEABLE w/ Radio Stuntman Jose Bolanos
June 24, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 176 MBThe man, the myth, the LAUGH... Radio Personality, Comedian and Hopeless Romantic, Jose Bolanos, joins the NKN podcast to share his journey on the way to finally "making it" in the media and how it affects his dating life. **You can watch the Zoom video call on YouTube: search "Noey Gnome"
Ep. 32 - Foggy
June 10, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 193 MBNoey and Take 2 dive deep into the current state of the world regarding police brutality, social injustice, racism and the Black Lives Matter Movement. What does it mean to be black in America at this time? What does it mean to be white? And what should YOU be doing?
Ep. 31 - F*ckboys Never Die
May 27, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 147 MBNoey can't seem to stop attracting the wrong type of guys and DJ Take 2 is literally no help. Where are all the "good men" at?
Ep. 30 - The Real Me
May 20, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 150 MBNoey opens up about her struggle with mental health. This episode is about honesty and healing... but of course, there's a few laughs and along the way!
Ep. 29 - Case of the Ex
May 15, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 144 MBWhat's crossing the line when it comes to being friends with your ex? Is it ever okay to stay in touch post breakup?! A rare episode where Noey & DJ Take 2 agree on almost everything... except the importance of vaginal rejuvenation in animals.
Ep. 27 - Da Braids
April 29, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 176 MBA black man and a white woman open up the conversation for racial differences and cultural appropriation.
Ep. 26 - BOB SAGET (The Weed is Showing)
April 22, 2020 10:00 - 55 minutes - 127 MBIt's the Four:Twenty edition. 'Nuff said. Rest Easy Joshua Smith (Jay Wheelzz) We love you!
Ep. 25 - A Touch of Ecstasy w/ Neveen the Queen
April 15, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 173 MBNoey sits down with Talent Manager Neveen Albediwa for an hour of purely Sex, Drugs and Rock N Roll... well more like R&B. Okayyyyyy, well more drugs. Whatever, press play.