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Noey Knows Nothing

74 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 88 ratings

No one is as committed to their B.S. AND their growth as Noey Gnome. If you feel like you're constantly embarrassing yourself in relationships or can't seem to set your bad habits aside, this just might be the place for you.

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Episodes

AS IF w/ Aja MyQueen

April 18, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 146 MB

Welcoming pop star, Aja MyQueen, to Noey Knows Nothing this week! (Well the 'pop star' part might be self-proclaimed, but we believe in speaking things into existence over here, baby) Aja, the host of "As If The Podcast", has created a lifestyle of peace and positivity... with immense odds stacked against her. She talks to Noey about one of her most traumatic childhood experiences, and explains what it means to be a "soft woman" in a world that is so demanding of the "strong independent bl...

Mutual Friends w/ Miles Gaines

April 01, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 142 MB

Noey is joined this week by rapper & singer/songwriter Miles Gaines! Miles was discovered at the young age of 8, had almost ONE MILLION friends on MySpace (yes, MYSPACE) by the age of 10, and dropped his first hit single, "Stars" by 16. And then he wanted to quit. Now grown, Miles says 'fuck all that' & is ready to share his next moves in music, what's he's learned from his very successful father, and opens up about his friendship with a major GOAT in the NBA *eyes emoji* EPISODE BREAK...

Bread Necklaces

March 18, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 144 MB

Phoenix Legend, NATASHA CASTLES, joins Noey this week! Known most commonly as "Castles," Natasha is a woman who worked HARD, from the ground up to prove herself in the radio industry. She has branded herself nationally, created her own platform for artists, AND............... knows how to make herself cum!! BBLU? Episode Breakdown: 2:40 - Who is Castles? 4:00 - The Roosevelt Tape 9:00 - Be Yo'self 16:20 - I Can't Even 23:33 - Relationships 27:20 - Is it Time to Shit on Men Yet?...

Whatever Makes You Jazzy

March 04, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 141 MB

This week, Noey chops it up with Sean "Jazzy" Jeff, a mf so complex, an hour doesn't even scrape the surface who he is! As someone who is often partying, traveling, and going against the grain of almost everything society has deemed "normal"... you may be surprised to learn just how business minded Jazzy really is.  From slangin' m*lly in the rave scene to owning multiple businesses, Jazzy is a MEGA-HUSTLER who just don't give a f*ck. Period. The End. Episode Breakdown: 0:40 - Scottsdale's...

SixtyNine with Ruby Red

February 18, 2022 11:00 - 50 minutes - 116 MB

Welcome to Season 3! Noey sits down with "Ruby Red", one of Arizona's sexiest social media influencers. She's a podcaster, a multi-brand ambassador, "Exclusive Fan Page" extraordinaire AND MORE! Aubrey talks openly about her life online versus the real world. Baddies, Bums, & Noey embarassing herself, per usual... Episode Breakdown: 0:50 - Where is your Co-Host? 2:00 - Who is Ruby Red? 4:00 - TikTok Famous 7:10 - Brand Management 10:05 - What in the Actual F**k Podcast 14:30 - On...

Ep. 68 - Sexual Slang

September 22, 2021 10:00 - 58 minutes - 134 MB

Kids these days are out of control!!!! Blame it on TikTok!!! (Okay Noey & Eric were pieces of shit too) @noeygnome @ericbernalcomedy

Ep. 67 - Down With O-P-P (ression)?

September 15, 2021 10:00 - 57 minutes - 131 MB

Are heterosexual women CHOOSING to date their oppressors? Is EVERY man inherently a misogynist? Noey & Eric dive into the levels of "wokeness" and equality on Episode 67... @noeygnome @ericbernalcomedy

Ep. 66 - Publicity Stuntin'

September 08, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 139 MB

What do Lil Nas X and Kanye West have in common? Well, Noey thinks they're fake af, and Eric thinks they are marketing geniuses. Perhaps, both are true? @noeygnome @ericbernalcomedy

Ep. - Preggo N Dating?

September 01, 2021 10:00 - 55 minutes - 127 MB

Is it hoe-ing to date with a BABY BUMP? What are the rules for a single mommy-to-be? And are men even allowed an opinion on this?! On another episode of Why Life Isn't Fair -- erm, I mean Noey Knows Nothing. @noeygnome @ericbernalcomedy  

Ep. 65 - Preggo N Dating?

September 01, 2021 10:00 - 55 minutes - 127 MB

Is it hoe-ing to date with a BABY BUMP? What are the rules for a single mommy-to-be? And are men even allowed an opinion on this?! On another episode of Why Life Isn't Fair -- erm, I mean Noey Knows Nothing. @noeygnome @ericbernalcomedy  

Ep. 64 - I'm Having Plastic Surgery

August 25, 2021 10:00 - 52 minutes - 119 MB

As common as plastic surgery has become these days, Noey is petrified for her very first EVER operation! Eric is supportive, and reveals that he has thought about enhancing a thing or two himself *gasp* @noeygnome @ericbernalcomedy

Ep. 63 - Noey Povich

August 18, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 168 MB

Noey & Eric bring videographer, Gatsby the Artist, out from behind the camera. Let's just say things took an awkward turn when his "bestie" showed up... @noeygnome @ericbernalcomedy

Ep. 62 - Won't You Be My Neighbor

August 11, 2021 10:00 - 41 minutes - 95.3 MB

NOEY'S BEEN PUT ON A NEIGHBORHOOD HIT LIST! Oops, I mean Watch List... @noeygnome @ericbernalcomedy

Ep. 61 - Noey Luh Da Kidz

August 04, 2021 10:00 - 56 minutes - 129 MB

Is our main purpose in life to procreate? Is it selfish to have kids with how many unwanted and under cared-for children there are in this world? Here, let two idiot, non-parents tell you what they think! @noeygnome @ericbernalcomedy

Ep. 60 - My Type

July 28, 2021 10:00 - 45 minutes - 104 MB

Some of us know exactly what our "type" is. Others of us claim not to have one. But what if I told you... that just because you aren't aware of it, doesn't mean you don't have one! @noeygnome @ericbernalcomedy

Ep. 59 - Lingerie & Air Maxes

July 21, 2021 10:00 - 45 minutes - 104 MB

Are women in competition to see who can dress the 'sluttiest'? Do men even appreciate lingerie any more? SEX SELLS... but as what cost? @noeygnome @ericbernalcomedy

Ep. 58 - What About-ism

July 14, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 137 MB

What about this? What about that? WHAT ABOUT... if we talk about the topic at hand? And that is Sha'Carri Richardson. @noeygnome @ericbernalcomedy  

Ep. 57 - Keeping Up With The Cosbys

July 07, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 146 MB

What do Bill Cosby, John McAfee, and Mattress Firm all have in common? Find out on Episode 57! @noeygnome @ericbernalcomedy

Ep. 56 - The Noey Effect

June 30, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 150 MB

Episode 56 is absolutely nothing but stripper talk and Nelson Mandela. @noeygnome @ericbernalcomedy

Ep. 55 - O Face

June 23, 2021 10:00 - 57 minutes - 131 MB

What if the photo on your drivers license was your o-face? Ya know... the face you make when you're orgasming. This is the sh*t we think about on #NKN @noeygnome @ericbernalcomedy

Ep. 54 - Sad Fish

June 16, 2021 10:00 - 59 minutes - 136 MB

Why do we feel the need to put EVERYTHING on the internet? Should you keep your sad days and hardships to yourself? Find out the answer from two people who post their entire lives online... @noeygnome @ericbernalcomedy

Ep. 53 - Gay Gay Gay

June 09, 2021 10:00 - 58 minutes - 134 MB

Does anyone say "metrosexual" anymore? What even makes a guy considered metro?? Also, Eric knows where the clitoris is and we are *clap emoji* SO proud. @noeygnome @ericbernalcomedy  

Ep. 52 - We Want Prenup

June 02, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 165 MB

Marriage. Prenuptial agreements. True love. And tasting your own cum.  We're all about balance here at Noey Knows Nothing. @noeygnome @ericbernalcomedy

Ep. 51 - Lola Mi Vida Loca

May 26, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 166 MB

Welcoming Comedian Lola Hernandez, aka LOCA LOLA, to Noey Knows Nothing! Lola tells us about her alter ego, her dreams to work alongside George Lopez, & shares her thoughts on being a confident woman in the entertainment industry. In Lola's words... this episode is "espicy"! @LOLAMIVIDALOCA @noeygnome @ericbernalcomedy

Ep. 50 - Spiritual B!tches

May 19, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 266 MB

Crystals, astrology, & the new moon in Cancer. Is spiritualism the new Jehovah's Witness? Pop your yoni egg in for this episode...

Ep. 49 - Caitlyn Gender

May 12, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 163 MB

We're talkin' the gender spectrum folks! From gender roles to gender identity to transgenders to Caitlyn Gender... I mean Jenner. @noeygnome @ericbernalcomedy

Ep. 48 - "Big Titty Beefin"

May 05, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 154 MB

There's more than one virus floating around these Arizona streets, and the easiest way to catch one is by sleeping with your partner's bestie. ...that'll all make sense once you're done listening to Ep. 48

Ep. 47 - Stalker Bernal

April 28, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 157 MB

Noey meets Magic Mike, Eric tracks down an unfaithful lover & robots need love too.

Ep. 46 - Daddy F*cking Dre

April 21, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 164 MB

Scottsdale's favorite daddy, Dre Navarro, comes through the show and he brings his uncle Don Julio with him... @dre.navarro @daddyfuckingdre @noeygnome @ericbernal

Ep. 45 - Saviour Complex

April 14, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 141 MB

Hairy armpits, crisp $50's, and shallow attractions. That's Episode 45 for ya. @noeygnome @ericbernalcomedy

Ep. 44 - Killing B!tches

April 07, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 154 MB

Why do so many women think that serial killers are HOT? Is Netflix romanticizing murder?? Find out on Ep. 44, where Noey & Eric, once again, take it too far...

Ep. 43 - F*ck Us or Leave

March 31, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 161 MB

Noey almost had a threesome, sorta. Eric has had a few, for sure. The two share their wildly different experiences, after first discussing gang bangers and Bitcoin.    

Ep. 42 - No Good Reason

March 24, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 179 MB

This week, Noey and Eric are switching up positions like Ariana Grande.  

Ep. 41 - Gentleman's DP

March 17, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 153 MB

Eric and Noey meet McLovin' in a hot tub... which of course, is an adults-only space.

Ep. 40 - For Da Bitches

March 10, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 160 MB

Your parents always told you to get "Get a real job!" Well Noey & Eric say F*CK that. Episode 40 is a mixed bag of stripper chronicles, doomed DM's, and a touch of real life advice.

Ep. 39 - Maple & Ass

March 03, 2021 11:00 - 57 minutes - 133 MB

Noey spills the tea about her first week on Only Fans (and finally shares another secret she's been keeping). True to character, Eric stands by to encourage ALL of the heathen behavior! Rest In Paradise Christopher Fernandez 3/2/87 - 2/21/21 <3

Ep. 38 - Why is Noey Single?

February 17, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 155 MB

This is the episode where Eric and Noey realize they will probably die alone, but also together, because they are both trash and make poor life choices. - Sponsored by Garlic Powder

Ep. 37 - Shoutout Valentine's Day

February 10, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 158 MB

L is for the way you - spank my ass, choke me out, and make me say the p*ssy is yours. It's the Valentine's Day episode folks!

Ep. 36 - The Merch Episode

February 03, 2021 11:00 - 51 minutes - 117 MB

This week Noey and Eric get even more comfortable on the mic together. Baring it all, Episode 36 is about how the different sexes react online when they suspect their partner of... C H E A T I N G. Oh, and a bunch of other random sh*t.  

Ep. 35 - What Up Eric Bernal

January 27, 2021 11:00 - 51 minutes - 118 MB

Please join me in welcoming comedian and Ecuadorian Zaddy, Eric Bernal to Noey Knows Nothing! Same ol' show, one more stream of messy anecdotes. Get Uncomfortable.

Ep. 34 - Take A Joke

July 01, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 176 MB

Noey says it's okay to make jokes about sensitive topics.  Also, DJ Take 2 is leaving his co-host position... because he sucks (lovingly).

Ep. 33 - UNDATEABLE w/ Radio Stuntman Jose Bolanos

June 24, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 176 MB

The man, the myth, the LAUGH... Radio Personality, Comedian and Hopeless Romantic, Jose Bolanos, joins the NKN podcast to share his journey on the way to finally "making it" in the media and how it affects his dating life.  **You can watch the Zoom video call on YouTube: search "Noey Gnome"  

Ep. 32 - Foggy

June 10, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 193 MB

Noey and Take 2 dive deep into the current state of the world regarding police brutality, social injustice, racism and the Black Lives Matter Movement. What does it mean to be black in America at this time? What does it mean to be white? And what should YOU be doing?

Ep. 31 - F*ckboys Never Die

May 27, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 147 MB

Noey can't seem to stop attracting the wrong type of guys and DJ Take 2 is literally no help. Where are all the "good men" at?

Ep. 30 - The Real Me

May 20, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 150 MB

Noey opens up about her struggle with mental health. This episode is about honesty and healing... but of course, there's a few laughs and along the way!

Ep. 29 - Case of the Ex

May 15, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 144 MB

What's crossing the line when it comes to being friends with your ex? Is it ever okay to stay in touch post breakup?! A rare episode where Noey & DJ Take 2 agree on almost everything... except the importance of vaginal rejuvenation in animals. 

Ep. 28 - PAWG

May 06, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 144 MB

Quarantine thotting and PB&J sandwiches. 

Ep. 27 - Da Braids

April 29, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 176 MB

A black man and a white woman open up the conversation for racial differences and cultural appropriation.   

Ep. 26 - BOB SAGET (The Weed is Showing)

April 22, 2020 10:00 - 55 minutes - 127 MB

It's the Four:Twenty edition. 'Nuff said. Rest Easy Joshua Smith (Jay Wheelzz) We love you!  

Ep. 25 - A Touch of Ecstasy w/ Neveen the Queen

April 15, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 173 MB

Noey sits down with Talent Manager Neveen Albediwa for an hour of purely Sex, Drugs and Rock N Roll... well more like R&B. Okayyyyyy, well more drugs. Whatever, press play. 

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