Nobody's Perfect
54 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsJoin Christopher Tewes in his attempt to hold a conversation with friends and acquaintances. Its just questions nobody really cares about, so we're here to talk about them!
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Episodes
Ep 50. Dusting and Virtual Reality
March 29, 2022 04:00 - 30 minutes - 20.8 MBSpecial Guest Emma, the Shark Hoarder, tells me about her longest hangover ever and how many pool floaties she owns.
Ep 49. Roller Coasters and Camouflage
March 08, 2022 05:00 - 26 minutes - 18.1 MBSpecial Guest Sam, The Painter, helps explain how he got into his hobby and what theme park rides are his favorite from his childhood.
Season Tewes
February 22, 2022 05:00 - 2 minutes - 1.72 MBHey, missed you, enjoy the biggest Tewesday ever!
Ep 48. Human Centipede and Lost Toys
February 22, 2022 05:00 - 31 minutes - 21.3 MBSpecial Guest Jon, He Sucks at Film, sits down with me and teaches me about CRT TV's and what position of the human centipede he would be.
Ep 48. Human Centiped and Lost Toys
February 22, 2022 05:00 - 31 minutes - 21.3 MBSpecial Guest Jon, He Sucks at Film, sits down with me and teaches me about CRT TV's and what position of the human centipede he would be.
Ep 47. Chicken Tenders and Plungers
July 14, 2020 04:00 - 30 minutes - 21.2 MBSpecial Guest Sean-Carl, New Dog Owner, sits down with me and explains his thoughts on hamburgers and why everyone should own a plunger.
Ep 46. Scooby Doo, where are you?
July 07, 2020 04:00 - 27 minutes - 18.7 MBSpecial Guest Alex Garcia, The Brazilian Bullet, helps decide who is the worst of the mystery gang and why school Ipads will never work.
Ep 45. Social Distancing and Ceiling Fans
June 30, 2020 04:00 - 28 minutes - 19.9 MBSpecial Guest Kyle Vrban, Not a Typo, logs on and helps me with my first online episode. I'm back, with new guest but the same format where we talk about french fries and ceiling fans!
Ep 44. Downtown and Downtime
March 10, 2020 04:00 - 26 minutes - 17.9 MBSpecial Guest Brian A. Tewes, The Big Bro, finally joins the podcast and tells me his experience at a Backstreet Boys concert and his least favorite Disney character.
Ep 43. Salsa Dancing and Key Club
March 03, 2020 05:00 - 27 minutes - 18.9 MBSpecial Guest John Sirera, Up and Coming Salsa Dancer, tells me why he started to learn salsa dancing and what clubs he was a part of in highschool
Ep 42. TechDecks and Hairstyles
February 25, 2020 05:00 - 28 minutes - 19.3 MBSpecial Guest Jacken Holland, The OG Guest, helps me one more time with this idea and goes down memory lane with his childhood and what haircuts he thinks he looks best with.
Ep 41. Arcade Cabinets and Snapbacks
February 18, 2020 05:00 - 28 minutes - 19.7 MBSpecial Guest Tim, Snapback hater, makes me the guest in his home and we go over his personal projects and the last time he used colored pencils.
Ep 40. Valentine's Day Special
February 11, 2020 05:00 - 28 minutes - 19.6 MBSpecial Guest Mariah, Stuffed Animal Specialist, helps me understand what Valentine gift ideas are good and what other ones suck.
Ep 39. Scuba Diving and Dumpster Diving
February 04, 2020 05:00 - 29 minutes - 20.4 MBSpecial Guest Zach, Scuba Training Dummy, stops by and wanted to be in the episode, so I was like "sure, why not?" We talk about our first cell phones and the bad places they've been.
Ep 38. Lunchables and Lamps
January 28, 2020 14:00 - 30 minutes - 21 MBSpecial Guest Adriana, Cruise Director Extraordinaire, sits down after 16 years of knowing me to update me on her life. Topics like theater, furniture, and lunchables all come into play.
Ep 37. Bad Heroes and Bad Popcorn
January 21, 2020 05:00 - 28 minutes - 19.9 MBSpecial Guest Chris Valentine, Color Coordinator, tells me what makes pants stand out and how I can pull off looking like Luigi.
Ep 36. Nick Cannon and Chain Wallets
January 14, 2020 05:00 - 27 minutes - 18.6 MBSpecial Guest Danny, Wrestling Prodigy, challenges the Dealer in Deal or No Deal and what type of headphones work the best for him.
Ep 35. Cosplay and Bad Photos
January 07, 2020 05:00 - 29 minutes - 20.2 MBSpecial Guest Paolo, The Unseen Roommate, finally joins the podcast and explains why he was fundamental in the creation of the podcast and how he feels about re-watching movies.
Ep 34. Fever Dreams
December 24, 2019 05:00 - 24 minutes - 17 MBSpecial Guest Christopher Tewes, wait, what? This holiday episode is all about answering questions about my time abroad and why I made the podcast in the first place. Happy Holidays!
Ep 33. Speed Limits and Meat Reduction
December 17, 2019 05:00 - 28 minutes - 19.7 MBSpecial Guest Philly, Helpful Time Keeper, confuses me on speed conversions and what she had for dinner recently.
Ep 32. School was and is Tough
December 10, 2019 05:00 - 26 minutes - 18.2 MBSpecial Guest Lea Beck, 3 Doors Down, gives me Alligator vs. Crocodile and when she was most recently angry
Ep 31. Famous Logos and Hairstyling
December 03, 2019 05:00 - 27 minutes - 18.6 MBSpecial Guest Ming Ng, First Abroad Friend, informs me on what the term 'beaters' is, and why I should use toothpaste to clean my shoes
Ep 30. Burping and Music Festivals
November 26, 2019 05:00 - 32 minutes - 22.2 MBSpecial Guest, Jarrett Craw, Mr. Fashion, teaches me about luxury shoes and his thoughts on astrology.
Ep 29. Movies That Make Us Cry
November 19, 2019 05:00 - 27 minutes - 18.8 MBSpecial Guest Anna Zdarilova, is that how I spell it?, helps me remember what movies I've cried to and what she'd like to change in the modern world.
Ep 28. Competitive Swimming and Tea
November 12, 2019 05:00 - 27 minutes - 19.2 MBSpecial Guest Amy Clark, Future World Saviour, explains to me the perfect time for tea, and how far she'll let leftovers go before throwing them out.
Ep 27. Garden Gnomes and Tattoos
November 05, 2019 05:00 - 26 minutes - 18.4 MBSpecial Guest Madison, Hater of the Modern World, helps me understand how much she needs to pack for vacations and what her one wish would be from a genie.
Ep 26. Halloween Special
October 29, 2019 04:00 - 26 minutes - 18.3 MBSpecial Guest Atty, The Spooky Boi, reveals he has a secret passion for anatomy and why he thinks bats are scary. Oh, also, boo
Ep 25. Natural Disasters and Sneezing
October 22, 2019 04:00 - 27 minutes - 19 MBSpecial Guest Venla Vidgren, The Finnish Flatmate, teaches me about the Finnish alphabet and why sneezing makes her mad.
Ep 24. Life Lessons and Blockbuster
October 15, 2019 04:00 - 27 minutes - 18.9 MBSpecial Guest Anjelle Allen, Famous Carpet Farter, tells me an embarrassing story and what she thinks is the hardest invention to make.
Ep 23. Nude Sports
October 08, 2019 04:00 - 27 minutes - 18.7 MBSpecial Guest Tiffany Troia, 5 Year Old Fighting Specialist, teaches me about what she learned in gym class and how many 5 year olds she can take in a fight.
Ep 22. Allowances and Ghosts
October 01, 2019 04:00 - 25 minutes - 17.4 MBJake Pretzell, the Fastest Dog Walker in the East, tells me why he likes where he lives and what's the secret to how he runs so fast.
Ep 21. Moms Drink Free
September 24, 2019 04:00 - 27 minutes - 18.8 MBSpecial Guest Scott Gould, Excited Tailgate Host, disagrees with my choice of cereal and explains the differences between jet skying, ski boarding, and wake boarding.
Ep 20. Best Friends and Climbing Trees
September 17, 2019 04:00 - 26 minutes - 18.1 MBSpecial Guest Maria, @Foodie.girly, tells me a little bit about her food blog and how she met her first friend!
Ep 19. Cake vs. Pie
September 10, 2019 04:00 - 27 minutes - 19.1 MBSpecial Guest Evan Holden, a Cake Supporter, tells me his reasoning for why he would make his kids ride the bus and why he wears long socks.
Ep 18. Teen Talk
September 03, 2019 14:00 - 28 minutes - 19.8 MBSpecial Guest Jacob Yurdakul, the Medieval Weapons Expert, keeps me informed on what holidays are the most important and different ways to pronounce different words.
Ep 17. Swimming and Different Languages
August 27, 2019 04:00 - 26 minutes - 17.9 MBSpecial Guest Brian S. Tewes, My Father, tells me about what sports he played and currently plays. Plus we go over some "Belizian" terms to know!
Ep 16. Whiskey and Rules
August 20, 2019 04:00 - 38 minutes - 26.5 MBSpecial Guest Chad Rebrovic, The Chad, brings me a gift and helps me make my longest episode to date.
Ep 15. Movie Passes and Curfews
August 13, 2019 04:00 - 28 minutes - 19.4 MBSpecial Guest Carla Benitez, a Valley Girl, tells me about why she didn't have friends in high school and what the girl scouts is like
Ep 14. Tailgates and Stuffed Animals
August 06, 2019 04:00 - 26 minutes - 18.2 MBSpecial Guest Luke Mutchie, Tailgate Enthusiast, tells me the name of his first dog and why he has a gator stuffed animal.
Ep 13. Jobs and Amanda Seyfried
July 30, 2019 05:00 - 27 minutes - 18.9 MBSpecial Guest Julia Thomas, the not-so-graphic Graphic Designer, finds out why I don't like Amanda Seyfried and how safe of a driver she is.
Intermissions are for dummies
July 30, 2019 04:00 - 56 seconds - 693 KBMaking a quick change in where I'm recording the episodes. Also, I might be putting moderately more effort into editing them, but no promises!
Ep 12. Santa and the Tooth Fairy
July 23, 2019 13:00 - 25 minutes - 17.8 MBSpecial Guest Caitlin Schlicht, the Chili's Connoisseur, tells me when she found out the ultimate truth and what she always gets at Chili's.
Ep 11. Skating vs. Surfing
July 16, 2019 13:00 - 26 minutes - 17.9 MBSpecial Guest Pryia, the Mystery Skater, helps me decide what's more attractive: Skating or Surfing?
Ep 10. Cleanliness and Favorite Tech
July 09, 2019 04:00 - 26 minutes - 18.3 MBSpecial guest Nick Brown, King of Shoutouts, helps the podcast understand how to he cleans himself and what his hopes for his future are.
Ep 9. Hangry and Social Media
July 02, 2019 04:00 - 26 minutes - 18 MBSpecial Guest Nadya Alzate, the Professional Fangirl, joins the podcast and warns me about keeping calm in the dark and the popularity of Twitter.
Ep 8. Sky Diving and Cryptids
June 25, 2019 04:00 - 25 minutes - 17.7 MBSpecial Guest Jay Parmar, the Study Buddy, joins the podcast and teaches me about drawing guns and what he's most recently seen in theaters.
Ep 7. Ugly Birds and Train Rides
June 18, 2019 04:00 - 27 minutes - 18.7 MBSpecial Guest Adryelle Villamizar, the Hardest Artist, joins the podcast and informs me about Celiac disease and some the ugliest birds out there. Check her out @ArtofAdry
Ep 6. Gymnastics and Common Courtesy
June 11, 2019 04:00 - 26 minutes - 12.1 MBSpecial Guest Emily Shiflett, the Casual Concert Attendee, joins the podcast and tells me what makes her angry and the time someone puked on her.
Ep 5. Travelling and Lightsabers
June 04, 2019 04:00 - 25 minutes - 11.9 MBSpecial guest Jesus Ortiz, the Terror of Trigonometry, joins the podcast to talk about his travels and love of nerdy culture.
Ep 2. Collector's Collections
May 26, 2019 16:00 - 26 minutes - 12.1 MBSpecial guest Finelli, the second Italian Stallion, joins the podcast to speak of his heartfelt collections and other things.