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Nobody Knows Anything

24 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 3 years ago - ★★★★★ - 20 ratings

Are you always the smartest person in the room? Do you think you're ahead of the curve on sports and pop culture? Well, odds are, you're not and Mark and Dan will show you that, in fact, you definitely aren't...

Fantasy Sports Sports Comedy
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Episodes

"Why Are These Guys Touching Each Other?"

October 20, 2020 13:42 - 1 hour - 101 MB

Poverty franchises....What are they? Who are they? Does anyone care? Also, the boys do a little pre-NBA draft analysis with only draft profiles.

"I'm Pro Player"

October 02, 2020 13:01 - 1 hour - 85.5 MB

Are you cool/uncool based on your NBA Finals pick? Are you overreacting to the first three weeks of NFL football? Do you care that baseball exists and is in the playoffs? Answers to these questions (and more!) lie within...

"Do You Really Love Them?"

September 12, 2020 02:21 - 51 minutes - 70.7 MB

Ah, you know we'd be back. NFL, NBA, MLB...NHL? We're back into it all and it's beautiful. You're all welcome.

"Greatest Team of My Generation"

January 31, 2020 16:44 - 1 hour - 124 MB

Pre-Super Bowl bonanza! The boys cover coaching hires, NKA Awards of the Year, and their upcoming New Year's resolutions. If you're reading this, take San Francisco +1.

"We Have To Have Hayden Hurst"

January 01, 2020 15:02 - 59 minutes - 81.3 MB

A little late, but, who's checking!? The boys did a little pre-Christmas inventory then dive into our favorite game, "Where They Ever Good?". They also cover the possibility that teams messed up by not drafting Lamar Jackson...who would've thought?

"Blind Santa"

November 22, 2019 12:37 - 1 hour - 82.4 MB

The boys walk you through the absolutely correct NFL playoff predictions, touch on Thanksgiving misgivings, and begin the slow march towards understanding the NBA.

"I'll Take a Murderer"

October 25, 2019 18:56 - 1 hour - 104 MB

Mark FINALLY returns from exile and we dive into "near mid-year" NFL jargon. What happens when a team loses their first game and returns from fantasyland? Only these two morons know the real answers...

"Guys With Fresh Legs"

September 13, 2019 15:50 - 1 hour - 57 MB

NFL Week 1 Overreaction Tuesday is here! Get ready to learn why your favorite team isn't going anywhere. Now with microphones!

"The Crispest Football I've Ever Seen"

August 28, 2019 10:51 - 57 minutes - 52.6 MB

More pre-season football talk because....why not?! The boys tackle the QB position and figure out contract details and whether any young gun is worth a second contract. All the while admitting they know nothing about how this business works!

"Face Gimmick"

August 20, 2019 11:08 - 1 hour - 57.4 MB

It's football season, baby! The boys take on the crucial task of predicting wins and losses with two random team schedules, hit up the ever-important topic of reality show drama, and determine whether MLB managers should ever get fired.

"Shoot 3's; They're Worth More"

July 17, 2019 14:41 - 1 hour - 62.5 MB

The boys dive into the perplexing NBA Free Agency market, how HGTV ruined our lives, and whether wrestling is "predetermined". Listener emails just get better and better...

"They Actually Suck As Much As I Thought They Suck"

June 25, 2019 12:36 - 52 minutes - 48.1 MB

Gotta do pool talk now that we're into the hot season, wrap up basketball/hockey playoffs, and now it's time to move into NFL pre-season. What the heck are OTA's?

"Death of a Knicks Fan" - Part 2 (A Dogleg Right)

May 29, 2019 11:16 - 40 minutes - 37.4 MB

The madness continues with Zeus and the guys chatting all things NBA, Tiger, and a whole lot more. Consider this the grab bag episode when you keep the microphones open.

"Death of a Knicks Fan" - Part I

May 16, 2019 12:57 - 37 minutes - 34.7 MB

Listen to the final breaths of two Knicks fan as they watch the 2019 NBA Draft Lottery in real time. Other topics include the relevancy of Saturday Night Live and whether these NBA playoffs are actually enjoyable. Featuring Zach "Zeus" Campo!

"Boom, Book It"

May 02, 2019 01:07 - 1 hour - 55.2 MB

Gotta talk NFL Draft with a quick fire round, why hockey sort of sucks, and NBA playoff matchups. Plus, an additional MFK game for Dan!

"I Don't Remember What Happened Last Season"

April 16, 2019 18:44 - 57 minutes - 52.7 MB

The guys get amped for Game of Thrones but definitely not the hockey/basketball playoffs. Maybe a little early season baseball gets them excited? Probably not because, well, they know nothing about it. Also, Mark knows something!

"You Don't Know Kenny Wooten?!"

March 29, 2019 01:55 - 56 minutes - 51.4 MB

The guys talk mid-NCAA tournament and locks for the Final Four. But, first, the state of reality television in the worlds of two completely uncool dads.

"Jim Calhoun's Blood"

March 17, 2019 15:10 - 44 minutes - 40.3 MB

Big NFL trade news and a quick primer for your NCAA March Madness brackets. Don't forget to take Wofford in the first round and don't forget to email us your NKAA topics - [email protected]

"Tell Your Buddy Otto Porter Got Traded"

February 25, 2019 03:06 - 45 minutes - 41.6 MB

We're past the football season and the guys take you down the road of NBA draft deadline, March Madness, and some terrible fantasy season punishments

"He Was Sean McVay's Dog Walker"

February 01, 2019 18:36 - 48 minutes - 43.9 MB

Pre-Super Bowl episode...the guy's decide no one knows anything about recent NFL coach hirings and Dan has a take on True Detective Season 3.

"The Snow Falls White In San Antonio"

January 01, 2019 16:21 - 37 minutes - 34.5 MB

First Annual Holiday episode where the boys discuss Hallmark movies, the Cleveland Browns phenomenon, and the office football fortune teller

"Your Quarterback Sucks"

December 01, 2018 01:27 - 40 minutes - 36.9 MB

The Sports Broadcaster Conundrum, the test of a good QB, and nobody likes college basketball more than pro

"Dan's Rant: Hog Mollies and the Giant Mess"

November 03, 2018 01:11 - 34 minutes - 31.3 MB

The New York Football Giants are a disaster and here's what Dan thinks about that

"Name One Player On That Defense"

October 06, 2018 14:46 - 25 minutes - 23.6 MB