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No Plans to Merge

124 episodes - English - Latest episode: 21 days ago - ★★★★★ - 48 ratings

Real life code talk between two working developers.

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Episodes

Sweatshop Season

March 28, 2024 22:04 - 48 minutes - 59.3 MB

Laracon India. Lets get gross. Sweatshops. Cohort 2

(AI) You're Telling me a Shrimp Fried This Rice?

March 18, 2024 10:52 - 3 minutes - 4.95 MB

This episode was written and recorded by AI

Soup Season

March 13, 2024 22:11 - 1 hour - 78.8 MB

We've become addicted to cheap money. Our cheap conveniences are like shifting sands. As VC titans play on our insecurities and whims, only soup stands to sustain us in the world to come.

Recorded Before the Planetscale Thing

March 12, 2024 17:05 - 1 hour - 72.7 MB

Look we all know there are things to talk about but we recorded this last week before any of that stuff happened!

This is an Ad for John's Board Game

November 30, 2023 18:06 - 1 minute - 2.38 MB

John's Board game has 6 days remaining on Kickstarter! I absolutely insist that you buy it. Colossi on Kickstarter John's Twitter Catacombian Games

WIRECON

November 29, 2023 17:37 - 1 hour - 131 MB

Daniel and Caleb wax nostalgic about the various eras of Laravel, their long and eventfull friendship, Laracon talk nerves, and a tentative plan for WIRECON.

I promise this episode isn't exclusively about skateboarding and bricks

September 01, 2023 20:03 - 1 hour - 108 MB

Whistling A brick is about 48 cents Skateboarding Linear Command Palettes Junior Devs

The Post Laracon Episode

August 04, 2023 01:17 - 1 hour - 134 MB

It's been years since our last Laracon episode. It's good to be back

Caleb Learned React (Finally)

June 22, 2023 17:31 - 1 hour - 89 MB

This episode was recorded 2 weeks ago. For that reason, I don't remember in detail what we talked about.

Rust™ and Audio

May 11, 2023 15:22 - 2 hours - 161 MB

Daniel and Caleb talk about how you could like, process audio with like, Laravel collections. Wild.

Event sourcing should be named something cooler

April 20, 2023 17:10 - 1 hour - 109 MB

In this ep, the fellas compare their respective YouTube algos and Caleb learns why the hell Daniel is so amped about event sourcing. It's a good one.

Alpine is faster than React

March 31, 2023 02:19 - 1 hour - 155 MB

Daniel and Caleb finally got to work together for money. We paired on some really cool deep AlpineJS performance stuff.

Live Soundboard

March 21, 2023 04:11 - 1 hour - 85.5 MB

We have a live soundboard now.

Thunk.dev

March 16, 2023 08:46 - 1 hour - 136 MB

Daniel started an agency.

PHP attributes are insanely cool

February 24, 2023 20:38 - 1 hour - 163 MB

This week we talk about whether to leave eloquent support in Livewire and have some crazy fun brain blasts about PHP attributes and how we can use and abuse them.

Solid, rusty, futons (Daniel forgot to press publish)

February 03, 2023 08:27 - 2 hours - 115 MB

Daniel forgot to press publish. This episode is a week old.

Writing is so good

December 15, 2022 22:02 - 1 hour - 96 MB

This week is jam-stack-packed full of fun meanderings all culminating in a passionate conversation about the virtues of writing. It's a good one.

We're all out of jobs...

December 08, 2022 21:34 - 1 hour - 73.5 MB

In this episode, we discuss the potential impact of chatgpt, a powerful language processing AI, on the workforce. We also talk about Mastadon, a decentralized social media platform, and the recent news that the popular code editor VS Code has been experiencing some technical issues. Join us as we explore these topics and consider the implications of advancements in AI for the future of work. [Yes, this description was lovingly written by AI]

Doing chores...

December 08, 2022 19:58 - 1 hour - 60.2 MB

Daniel and Caleb talk productivity, Obsidian, having a third brain, and doing dishes...

Let it Snow

December 01, 2022 08:07 - 1 hour - 66.5 MB

Daniel & Caleb talk about being snowed in, dreaming of databases, and love hating Twitter and email. It's a night record folks. Grab a turkey leg and enjoy... This episode is brought to you by PlanetScale

AI Generated Haircut

November 05, 2022 00:45 - 1 hour - 104 MB

Daniel regales Caleb with tales of cheating in fishing, chess, and poker. Daniel applied for a job and failed. AI art

Leaves, a reckoning

October 26, 2022 20:33 - 1 hour - 93.2 MB

This week, the boys cover topics, and the leaves cover lawns. Those topics are: Next JS, the new webpacky thing, paying developers money, and lukewarm coffee. It's all there.

indefenseoftypescript

October 11, 2022 13:43 - 2 hours - 112 MB

Daniel and Caleb debate types, talk about why php is both great and terrible, and brainstorm a few neat-o APIs. It's a good one. THIS EPISODE WAS BOUNCED BY DANIEL's GOLANG AUDIO EDITOR!!!!

Crazy Concurrency Paradigms

September 29, 2022 20:33 - 2 hours - 131 MB

Neck Stuff Alpine Components and Tailwind UI Go Routines and Channels

The Future of Livewire

September 16, 2022 21:25 - 1 hour - 75.7 MB

We're back in action. We had a whole slew of topics to cover, but we didn't get to them because we were nerding out about Livewire stuff.

How To Get Rid Of Your Gold Fish

July 15, 2022 19:10 - 56 minutes - 52.1 MB

Tune in this week to find out!

We live. We die. We live again

May 06, 2022 16:00 - 2 hours - 136 MB

It has been too long. Caleb's empire is taking new shape. Daniel sold out the mint and is in the beginning stages of HIS empire. Oculus quest AdonisJS BotHead Alpine by Livewire We are gonna need some outhouses.

The 90

April 07, 2022 20:36 - 1 hour - 66.6 MB

We talk about the Dwight D. Eisenhower Interstate system. Florida is full of people from New Jersey. Input masking and React Plugins are both hard nuts to crack. Caleb is home. It's grind time.

The Final Boss of Developer Aesthetic

March 18, 2022 21:11 - 1 hour - 69.8 MB

We do a very good 40 minute Youtube recommendations segment. Devaslife: https://www.youtube.com/c/devaslife Princes of the Yen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5Ac7ap_MAY Principles for Dealing with the Changing World Order: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xguam0TKMw8

Back and Better than Ever

February 17, 2022 16:53 - 1 hour - 109 MB

Daniel is a modern fullstack serverless buzzword bingo javascript developer. Caleb is doing yoga on the lanai. This episode brought to you by Tensorflow.

Aruba Jamaica Oooh I Wanna Take Ya

January 30, 2022 02:36 - 1 hour - 55.2 MB

It's a quick one because Caleb simply has to go. We talk about an Alpine pattern, seafood, and a brief outro on NFTs

Sharks and snow

January 17, 2022 21:33 - 1 hour - 90.9 MB

Island Caleb is catching things. Daniel is snowed in.

Daniel is more into NFTs than Caleb is.

December 10, 2021 21:39 - 1 hour - 57.4 MB

Much to his chagrin

Aeropress and ADHD

December 03, 2021 23:01 - 1 hour - 91.5 MB

We talk about coffee mechanisms, some alpine news, and a big segment on ADHD. Also Daniel is very bullish on those Dapper Ducks.

Max is not well-liked at school

November 29, 2021 21:38 - 2 hours - 119 MB

Max is a misunderstood good boy. Where is Daniel's passport? React. Dom. Collections just feel heavy....

Home Automation

November 12, 2021 23:45 - 1 hour - 72.7 MB

We talk about home automation and Caleb starts to pitch us on his Pot Heads NFT when disaster strikes.

Caleb Keeps Buying Things (House, Fridge, M1)

November 04, 2021 18:02 - 1 hour - 93.8 MB

We're back. Everyone was awake at the agreed upon time. We talk about Caleb's house, The fridge. The facebook guys with trucks, the Macbooks and some Livewire and Alpine jazz

This is Your Brain on Transducers

October 08, 2021 22:15 - 1 hour - 97.1 MB

We talk about drugs, and the great and good drug called transducers.

NFTs Are a Scam and We are Doing One

October 01, 2021 20:59 - 1 hour - 67.1 MB

Brock is here. NFTs are a total scam. We are making an NFT. We briefly touch on the super complicated topic of transducers.

Four Hard Tech Topics

September 24, 2021 20:48 - 1 hour - 77 MB

Daniel has no life, only programming. This leads to an episode with zero talk of knots.

What's Coming To Livewire (etc.)

September 03, 2021 21:03 - 1 hour - 102 MB

LINKS: Melvor Idle Hannanie - I Forced 100 People to Pick Cabbages... Now I'm Rich Caleb's 3 Approaches to Arrays of Models

Lil Livewire Job

August 27, 2021 21:04 - 1 hour - 67.7 MB

Lil Dicky is great. Daniel's got a new Livewire gig with lots of fun problems to dive into. You know?

Embrace the Grind

August 20, 2021 21:33 - 1 hour - 75.6 MB

Caleb is streamlining his setup. All mini-wheats before noon. Daniel beat Dragon Slayer 2. What is the point of Minecraft? Whose trip is it? Can I bring my gat? Checksum invalid what does this even mean?

Kohl's Cash

August 05, 2021 19:41 - 1 hour - 87.2 MB

They pay you to shop there

The 4 Day Work Week

July 23, 2021 20:36 - 1 hour - 68.3 MB

5 days is for chumps.

Github Copilot

July 14, 2021 20:55 - 1 hour - 88.5 MB

The fellas dive deep into the technical social and political implications of Github Copilot.

Captain Tying Knots

June 25, 2021 20:56 - 1 hour - 82.8 MB

The bowline knot is useful for tying a fixed loop in the end of a line. Why would you ever need that? Tune in to find out. Also Caleb killed issues, Daniel is excited about Medusa, Livewire is going to be on the first page next week. Drinking out of Cups: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zm5o_r4Lyc0

The Alpine Day Aftershow

June 10, 2021 19:34 - 38 minutes - 35.1 MB

Alpine day has finished. We are exhausted.

JavaScript Framework Guts

May 28, 2021 21:13 - 1 hour - 92.2 MB

In this ep. Deek and Caleb go deep on framework implications in Vue, React, Svelte, Alpine yayada. We also talk about all the things Caleb so selfishly needs to communicate to Daniel about what he's been up to. It's just a hoot if I ever had one.

Recursive Livewire

May 21, 2021 20:12 - 57 minutes - 53 MB

This is episode is a real good deep tech one where we explore different Livewire component structures and Alpine yiznaz.

Guests

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