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Show Swap 2019 - Prejudice

No Dice

English - November 29, 2019 05:05 - 2 hours - 55.2 MB - ★★★★★ - 18 ratings
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These are the voyages of the PPN Show Swap. Their one episode mission, to play a new game (Lasers and Feelings), to right galactic injustices (capitalism bad y'all), to make alien friends, (we love spiders), and to boldly go where so many other podcasts have gone before.

.GM - John from Them’s the Facts and Home Viewing

.Quinton Avant played by Chris from Them’s the Facts

.Lady Driaxa played by Emily from STEAMpunks

.Duth-Wing played by Lachlan from The Ghoul Tank

.Music by Nine Inch Nails - 7 Ghosts 1, used under a Creative Commons BY-NC-SA license.

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CNC Raptor Threat Computer Log:

Terra Prime Annum G2793, 0417

Classification: Top Secret, Accessible to Shareholders with 5% stake or higher.

Pre Action Report: Under orders from Consortium Command, the CNC Raptor docked with Netherfield Mining Station, in the Meryton Asteroid Belt of the Albion Quadrant, to oversee the transition of custodianship from local enterprises, under the service name Meryton United Holdings, to the Bingley Conglomerate. Representatives from both enterprises, BCS private security, miners’ unions, and the New Anglican Order were in attendance for the signing ceremony.

Initial Threat Evaluation: Low

Raptor Commanding Officer: Unknown.

Further information: Due to incapacitation of Captain Darcy in the med bay, and loss of the away team consisting of both first and second officers on Brighton 5, command structure was left in the hands of Dooth-Wing, Driaxa, and QuinTawn Avant, bridge officers. Projections showed a negligible impact on the profitability of the operation.

After Action Report

Threat Evaluation: High

Initial threat evaluation was inaccurate. This airor warrants further investigation into err-err-err[REDACTED].

Upon arrival, sabotage was discovered in the fire suppression system aboard the stuhstuhsta station.

After crew repaired the sabotage with ductile adhesive strips, a two stage bomb was disdisdiscovered at the opening ceremonynyny stage. After a firefight between Black Coal Solutions, led by Caroline Bingley, C O O of Bingley Conglomerate, and Raptor crew, ending in Consortium victory, explosive device with incendiary and quantum memory components was disabled with help from Charles Bingley, President and CEO of Bingley Congl uuuhhhh error----merate and Father Collins, agent of the New Anglican Order. Collins issued a warning to Specialist Avant regarding Lefttenant REDACTED.

Threat Level: Moderate to High

Sector Stability: Degrading

Profitability: Year Over Year

Projections: Falling

Computer Assessment: A New Commanding Officer is Required

Query: Is Lefttenant Wickham available for Assignment to the Consortium Naval Cruiser Raptor?

Command Response: Lefttenant Wickham has been reassigned from his position on REDACTED as the acting captain of the Consortium Naval Cruiser Raptor. His shuttle is en route to the Meryton Sector. He is under orders to carry out operation REDACTED.