Boba Fett, Baseball Boyfrend

Patti marks the release of the latest Star Wars movie by spoiler-free naming Boba Fett, er, Bo Bichette, her Blue Jays boyfriend for 2020. Pottymouth is happy to find that even though we never stopped talking about Vladimir Guerrero, Jr. last season, he wasn’t an official boyfriend, until now. Over in San Diego, Pottymouth lays claim to Eric “Red Hot Chili Peppers” Hosmer, while Patti chooses Josh “Born with Skates on” Naylor.  Let. The. Kids. Play.

We realize we might actually like Gerrit Cole, since that whole World Series situation is firmly behind us. How can you not believe in childhood dreams coming true, and “f*n book reports?”

Some of MLB’s record profits are going to programs designed to reach out to under-represented populations, and we’re here for that, but Pottymouth has some ideas for the rest of that excess cash.

Patti puts the plus in OPS+ and explains “Ballpark Factors.” Stats? Math? Vocabulary? We’ve got it all going on.

Did you know that the MLB is not allowed to play in Stupidface? Pottymouth explains it all in her current events/politics/winter baseball round up,.

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