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Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast

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Jess & Ducko wake you up with a laugh weekdays 6-9am, hear the weird, wonderful and outrageous stories from around the corner and across the globe. Listen live on the radio or anytime on the LiSTNR app

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BONUS | Letting 100+ listeners loose on Shortland Waters Golf Club

March 28, 2024 06:00 - 6 minutes - 5.84 MB

We give away $10,000 worth of prizing this morning on the grounds of Shortland Waters Golf Club with our Easter Bunny Money! Watch the full video on Instagram now @JessandDucko Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-ducko See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW | Ready, set, go!

March 28, 2024 00:12 - 48 minutes - 44.6 MB

We're live from Shortland Waters Golf Club for our $10,000 Easter Bunny Money day! Jess explains why Angus and Lucia didn't make it to the golf club today, we play a round of Shy Guy Dips with a live audience! Ducko explains his Easter plans and we let 100 listeners loose on the grounds fo Shortland Waters Golf Club with $10K up for grabs! Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-ducko See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW | MSN hookups

March 26, 2024 23:41 - 1 hour - 57.4 MB

Ducko missed the toilet last night much to his wifes dissapoitment, Kris Jenner is going broke, we have a gift for Adam Elliot and Morgan Evans in studio!  Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-ducko See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW | Do you know a monk?

March 25, 2024 23:25 - 1 hour - 58 MB

We talk silly tattoos, overrated/underrated is back and we ask whats the worst thing about your workplace? To round it out Pez goes against Producer Billie in the 1 Second Song Game! Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-ducko See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW | "The toilets here are f*****!"

March 24, 2024 23:16 - 1 hour - 57.4 MB

Ducko's comentated an NRL game and got pulled up for saying one word, we looks for phychics, Jess had a nightmare weekend with Lucia but found something that calms her down and the Olympic sex ban is lifted so why not celebrate with 300,000 condoms! Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-ducko See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

BONUS | Shy Guys Week in Review!

March 23, 2024 21:00 - 6 minutes - 6.21 MB

Producer Shy Guy takes a look back on this week that was with Jess & Ducko! Follow on the socials @jessandducko for more! Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-ducko See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW | The origins of Jess & Ducko's names

March 21, 2024 23:24 - 53 minutes - 49 MB

Ducko has a big weekend but got asked one question about something he'll need to wear, we talk icks in men, Morgan accidently froze her car keys. Its the debut of Bone It Fridays and Shy Guy wraps up the week with his week in review! Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-ducko See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW | The emoji hack you didn't know!

March 20, 2024 23:38 - 1 hour - 57.8 MB

Ducko invited himself to Jess's place then invited the rest of the team over for dinner, we find out which country is the 'happiest', Jess enters her gardening era and we play Wavelength! Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-ducko See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW | Ducko's new mantra!

March 19, 2024 22:46 - 1 hour - 59.9 MB

Adam Elliot in studio with a sports update, Shy Guy Dips returns, we find out who the new Bond actor is and we ask what's something you and your partner do? Shy Guy goes against Pez in the 1 Second Song Game, who will retain the crown? Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-ducko See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW | How do dolphins have sex?

March 18, 2024 22:51 - 50 minutes - 46.6 MB

We detail how dolphins mate, overrated/underrated returns for another week and Ducko's mum texted in some feedback after seeing him do the weather on Weekend Today. Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-ducko See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW | Jess's awkward high five!

March 18, 2024 01:04 - 1 hour - 59.2 MB

Jess had an awkward exchange at the hairdressers, Spotify releases new feature for sexy time, we ask what happened at the wedding and Quiz with a Twist is back for another week! Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-ducko See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW | Why not leave us a review?

March 14, 2024 22:37 - 49 minutes - 45.8 MB

There's some stoned rats in the USA, Shy Guy and Producer Billie paint each other, Jess goes through the best names in sport we play Wavelength and Adam Elliot join us! Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-ducko See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW | What's Ducko's tramp stamp say?

March 14, 2024 00:07 - 1 hour - 56.4 MB

There's tension within the team following a group text, NASA is sending messages to Jupiter, AI is helping people talk to the dead, we wanna know whta annoys you when driving and the 1 Second Song Game returns Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-ducko See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

BONUS | What distracts Guy Sebastian when he's working in LA?

March 13, 2024 05:00 - 7 minutes - 6.64 MB

Guy Sebastian tells us how his collab with Sam Fischer came about! Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-ducko See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW | Ducko's awkward massage

March 12, 2024 23:55 - 1 hour - 59.9 MB

Ducko has a new shirt for Jess made by Red Rooster, Jess is singing to Lucia and her husband is not a fan! Ducko details the awkward moment during his massage yesterday and Guy Sebastian tells us how his collab with Sam Fischer came about! Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-ducko See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW | The drama with the neighbour!

March 12, 2024 00:20 - 1 hour - 61.4 MB

The price of the iconic Bunings snag is rising and are the royals overrated? Jess details the drama with her neighbur involving a fence and blood and we aks what went wrong on the holiday? Ellie Angle Mobbs joins us for Endometriosis Awareness Month and comedian Arj Barker calls in! Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-ducko See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

BONUS | Jess's message to Lucia on International Womens Day

March 08, 2024 05:45 - 5 minutes - 5.32 MB

Jess wrote a letter to her 4 month old daughter Lucia to commemorate International Womens Day Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-ducko See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW | Would Ducko take Pam on a flight?

March 08, 2024 00:09 - 52 minutes - 48.3 MB

Pets on flights, DJ Khalid avoids getting his shoes dirty, Adam Elliot plays Wavelength and Jess writes a letter to her daughter Lucia for International Womens Day Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-ducko See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW | Please respect me!

March 07, 2024 00:15 - 1 hour - 56.4 MB

We dive into the nude cruise with more then 2000 passangers and ask you what you'd take in an emergency. The 1 Second Song game returns for another week and we talk to Adam Voigt on whether or not closing schools during the Carona Virus pandemic was a good move.  Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-ducko See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW | "Tasting balls"

March 05, 2024 23:00 - 1 hour - 61.4 MB

Should we make Jess & Ducko branded tampons? Shy Guy Dips returns, Jess explains the 'boy look' to Lucia and why is Ducko avoiding his neighbours? Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-ducko See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW | Are you dumb?

March 04, 2024 23:18 - 49 minutes - 45.7 MB

Ducko gaslit producer Babs, Jess is taking medication she thinks Ducko should get on, the KIA ad with an all aussie line up and we ask are you dumb? Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-ducko See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW | Shut up Shy Guy!

March 03, 2024 23:15 - 1 hour - 55.5 MB

We ask do you have a naughty name and what do you want to apologise to your mum for? We work out Leonardo DiCaprio is a bad kisser and Quiz with a Twist is back for another week! Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-ducko See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW | Pool pissers unite!

March 01, 2024 00:39 - 58 minutes - 53.8 MB

Ducko has a name he wants to test out for our listeners, Jess has an update on whether she'll let Angus go see Fred Again in Sydney, Adam Elliot gives us the latest in sport, we ask what food are you afraid of and Shy Guy wraps up with week in his Week in Review! Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-ducko See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW | Is it that bad?

February 29, 2024 00:37 - 1 hour - 56 MB

The guys paint each other throughout the show today, we ask did you get egged? The 1 Second Song Game returns will Shy Guy reclaim his title and Ducko gave Morgan a hand made gift for her birthday but did she enjoy it? Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-ducko See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW | PENIS!

February 27, 2024 22:25 - 59 minutes - 54.9 MB

Sex toy sales reveal the ideal size, we played Toot for TImberlake, Jess and Angus had a fight last night over nothing, Shy Guy Dips returns, Ducko reveals how he saves his contacts and we ask for your dumb injuries! Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-ducko See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW | The box vs the bleachers

February 26, 2024 22:32 - 47 minutes - 43.1 MB

Jess is now officially a celebrant but there was one issue with her papers, Ducko and Producer Billie went to Taylor Swift last night and had very different experiences and pineapple on a pizza overrated or underrated? Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-ducko See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW | Gandalf & Ducko

February 25, 2024 23:42 - 53 minutes - 49.4 MB

Pam's medication lead to some confusion at Ducko's place with some tradies, we talk unfortunate nicknames and we we get your weekend wins! Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-ducko See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW | I am Groot

February 22, 2024 23:40 - 1 hour - 55.2 MB

Granddad discovers porn, Travis Kelce brings golf clubs to Australia, we play a round of Wavelength and we wanna know, did you have surgery while awake? Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-ducko See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

BONUS | Our obsession with Taylor Swift explained

February 22, 2024 20:37 - 7 minutes - 7.24 MB

Kate Pattison calls into the show explaining why the world is obsessed with Taylor Swift! She is a fan studies PhD candidate at RMIT in Melbourne and a big ol Swiftie (but who isn't!)  Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-ducko See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW | Sup Harlots!

February 22, 2024 01:24 - 52 minutes - 48.4 MB

Someone accidently gave their baby an X rated name, Jess talks us through the new rules of long jump, Producer Shy Guy gets owned in a new game and we ask where did you pump? Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-ducko See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW | I have a favour to ask...

February 21, 2024 08:07 - 1 hour - 57.6 MB

Ducko has a question for Shy Guy, there's a rat with a giant penis according to a paper, Jess got distracted from sexy time with Angus, Trevor Long breaks down Swiftie scams and we wanna know what made you go ugh! Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-ducko See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

BONUS | Ducko begins his IVF journey with his wife Morgan

February 21, 2024 04:00 - 8 minutes - 7.91 MB

Ducko gives an insight into the beginning phase of his IVF journey, please respect Ducko and his wife Morgans privacy during this time and favorite the show for any updates. Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-ducko See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

BONUS | Going to Taylor Swift this weekend? You need to hear this!

February 20, 2024 20:42 - 4 minutes - 4.44 MB

"Download your tickets now!" says Trevor Long from EFTM.com Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-ducko See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

BONUS | Sam Pang's a Swiftie?

February 20, 2024 05:00 - 7 minutes - 6.71 MB

The Front Bar's and Have You Been Paying Attention's Sam Pang called into the show ahead of his tour this weekend, revealing he's an avid golfer and a bit of a Taylor Swift fan! Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-ducko See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW | We missed the golden age of radio...

February 19, 2024 23:07 - 53 minutes - 49 MB

Have You Been Paying Attention's Sam Pang calls in for a chat ahead of his tour this weekend. Jess had a go at eating healthy like Ducko regularly does and instantly regrets it! Khloe Kardashian face tunes her cat, Jess opens up about the challenges of mum life and Ducko borrowed something from his neighbours! Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-ducko See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW | You won't believe what a man put up his p****!

February 18, 2024 23:59 - 54 minutes - 49.8 MB

A guy farts during a game of darts, Tik Tok just got alot better, Ducko recaps the bucks party he went to and we wanna know what backfired? Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-ducko See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW | Why Ducko didn't get laid last night!

February 15, 2024 23:15 - 59 minutes - 54.7 MB

Ducko thought he did everything right last night but he made one crucial error! Pink gets stung by a blue bottle, Shy Guy debuts a new game and he wraps up the week in his Week in Review! Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-ducko See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

BONUS | How to score a free roast chicken from Coles!

February 15, 2024 04:00 - 10 minutes - 9.56 MB

Confirmed by staff! If you want to score a free roast chook from Coles you need to hear this! Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-ducko See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW | Babe!

February 15, 2024 01:01 - 1 hour - 55.9 MB

How you can snag a free chook from Coles, Ducko's wife Morgan is leaving keys in cars and Jess called her mother in law babe! Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-ducko See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

THE LATEST | Shooting at Kansas City Chiefs Super Bowl parade

February 14, 2024 22:38 - 5 minutes - 4.7 MB

7 News US correspondent David Woiwod gives us the latest out of Kansas City during their Super Bowl parade Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-ducko See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW | Can dogs get hemorrhoids?

February 13, 2024 23:47 - 46 minutes - 42.8 MB

Ducko's dog has an issue, Pink swallowed a bug on stage last night, Jess became her mum and Shy Guy Dips is back! Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-ducko See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW | Why Ducko's neighbours hate him!

February 12, 2024 22:46 - 54 minutes - 50 MB

How did Ducko pull up after yesterday's Superbowl? We wanna know how thick your partner layed it on after a vasectomy and Ducko realises why his neighbours hate him and the shark and stingray who got it on! Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-ducko See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW | Noodles out Monday!

February 11, 2024 23:15 - 56 minutes - 51.9 MB

Andy Lee calls in but is he nude as promised? We ask if you have a bad ass granny and what lead Jess and Angus to some mummy and daddy time that might not happen again if it were up to Jess? Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-ducko See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

BONUS | What you need to know before watching the Superbowl!

February 11, 2024 20:58 - 8 minutes - 7.53 MB

ESPN commentator Laurie Horesh calls in ahead of the big game! Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-ducko See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

BONUS | Shy Guys Week in Review!

February 10, 2024 21:00 - 7 minutes - 6.9 MB

Producer Shy Guy takes a look back on this week that was with Jess & Ducko! Follow on the socials @jessandducko for more! Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-ducko See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

BONUS | Why Christian Hull spent $20,000 on a cruise!

February 09, 2024 23:00 - 8 minutes - 8.15 MB

Viral sensation Christian Hull called into the show to tell us why on earth he spent $20,000 on a world cruise! Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-ducko See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW | Chopper dumps poo over suburb!

February 08, 2024 23:52 - 59 minutes - 54.3 MB

Man builds Eiffel tower out of matchsticks and gets denied from Guinness World Records, Christian Hull tells us why he spend $20,000 on a cruise and Ducko gives Jess kudos for working with a 3 month old at home PLUS Producer Shy Guy wraps up the week with his Week in Review! Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-ducko See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

BONUS | We read fairy porn!

February 08, 2024 20:45 - 14 minutes - 13.6 MB

LANGUAGE WARNING We read a passage from A Court of Mist and Fury, book 2 in the Acotar book series and things got steamy! Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-ducko See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

BONUS | Why Gary Barlow wants his kids to leave him alone!

February 08, 2024 06:30 - 10 minutes - 9.53 MB

Take That superstar Gary Barlow joins the show! Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-ducko See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

BONUS | How to avoid getting SCAMMED!

February 08, 2024 04:00 - 5 minutes - 5.02 MB

A banker who wished to remain anonymous called in this morning and give some tips on how to detect a scam and what to do if you think someone is scamming you! Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-ducko See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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