Ed and Ron welcome dry comedy maestro Rick Wood to discuss his Nerd GOAT: Samwise Gamgee from The Lord of the Rings! Laugh-out-loud funny.

Rick is a comedian who obviously believes the books are better than the movies, but why be a dick about it? Follow him for highly retweetable hilarity @rickw00d on Twitter and Instagram.

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QUOTES:

"First learn this language, then I can properly explain to you just how fast this guy can shoot a bow and arrow."

"My life is a poem that I'm fighting."

"Every time someone's talking to a wizard, you gotta listen. Every time I see two Scientologists I try to walk real close behind."

"The comic book allure of superheroes is 'I want to be powerful enough to stop all this sh*t around me,' and I was like, 'Nah, I just wanna get outta here.'"

"When you're starting to fight the most fearsome army on the planet with a f**king cooking pan, your dick feels ten times its size."

"He had thirteen kids with that chick he likes, he was putting Sasquatch's Fist to good use."

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