6: Children of the Night

Suddenly - without realizing it - you are him. Maybe you always were. Long, filthy black robes fall around your skeletal frame and drape onto the floor with terrible purpose. You've come to realize that you've been holding something in your grip: an imposing scythe that would glimmer in the moonlight above, were it not soaked in blood. You can smell the pungent aroma you've dispatched; a delicious, yet horrifying blend of dangerously spicy chili peppers. Tasty, yet terrible. Evil, yet refined. But, then, all of these things are to be expected when one finds oneself as the Ass Reaper.

Discussed: Todd "Ass Reaper" Sturgill and Seth "Melon Boy" Sturgill give brief thoughts on Spider-Man Homecoming before herding you toward their new episode of Shots on the subject. SGDQ raised a ton of money for charity. Castlevania on Netflix is fantastic, but fleeting. Todd likes Red Hood and microtransactions in Injustice 2. The sweet boys figure out which games they'd play in perpetuity or until death. Seth discusses his brush with death and the country's health care system and isn't sure which is scarier.

What we've been playing - 1:34
Todd's topic, "If You Could Only Play One Game for the Rest of Your Life" - 14:35
Seth's topic, "Healthcare Sucks or How I Almost Died in New Orleans" - 22:35