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Nappi & Jay

161 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 year ago - ★★★★★ - 284 ratings

Chris Nappi and Jay are life long friends whose path never seemed so unclear. The duo bond over their experiences of being glaringly different despite their indisputable success in their respective lives. They discuss the current state of society, analyze relationships and pound the table in their pursuit of life’s deeper meanings. Candid, intense, and usually absurd their genuine and positive outlook will captivate you. Special guests will bring to life the reality in which we will all live in.

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Episodes

Our Final Episode

January 10, 2023 05:55 - 1 hour - 57.4 MB

The boys say goodbye!

The Boys Search For Meaning

November 08, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 105 MB

In today's podcast, the boys talk about Nappi's quarter life crisis, Jay's breakup, the reasons why girls leave guys, and nature verses nurture.  Lightning Round Question of the Day: Would you let a girl spit in your mouth after she swallows your load?

Canada Girl

November 01, 2022 06:41 - 2 hours - 126 MB

In today's podcast, the boys sit down with @pleasurebhabiee aka Canada Girl and interrogate her about certain lies she allegedly told.  Lightning Round Question of the Day: How many times of day would you ideally have sex?

Boners, Nightmares, and Hookers

October 25, 2022 06:43 - 1 hour - 101 MB

In today's podcast, the boys talk about Nappi's search history, free bleeding, weird places to get boners, drug induced nightmares, and falling in love with a hooker.  Lightning Round Question of the Day: Would you take inches of your dick and put it on your height or take inches of your dick and put it on your height?

Sex Sells

October 18, 2022 16:11 - 1 hour - 78.2 MB

In today’s episode, the boys talk about Jay’s rave experience, Canadian girls, Nappi fumbling the bag, and dating girls with a OF. Lightning Round Question of the Day: beef curtains or coin slots?

Escort

October 11, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 95.5 MB

In today’s episode, the boys talk about Nappi's bowl cut, purchasing an OF while in a relationship, vag pics, and customer service in the sex work industry.   Lightning Round Question of the Day: Is it worse to be left on read or have the message not opened at all?

Broke Girl Therapy - Erotic Storytime Feat. HK Brains

September 29, 2022 17:00 - 1 hour - 121 MB

BROKE GIRL THERAPY is a podcast hosted by Stefanie Maegan, a 30 something year old serial dater who has trouble looking for love in Los Angeles. With today's modern day hookup culture and dating apps, Stefanie documents every experience as her form of therapy to help her separate the difference between relationships and situation-ships. She invites friends, ex-boyfriends, and dates onto the podcast to explicitly talk about topics everyone else is scared to bring up. Listen to new episodes ev...

Drugs, God, & Purpose

September 27, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 90.9 MB

In today’s episode, the boys talk about the societal impact of drugs, the pros and cons of religion, and realizing one's purpose.  website, tiktok, instagram 

Getting Roofied (ft. Emily)

September 20, 2022 20:24 - 1 hour - 90.4 MB

In today’s episode, the boys talk about virginity, dating without security, workplace relationships, and Emily getting roofied. Emily takes the listeners on a ride with an update on her life. We talk about her romantic relationships and her hospitalization. It’s an action packed episode full of controversy, erotism, drugs, and groping.

Feeling Whole Not Holes

September 13, 2022 05:07 - 1 hour - 74.2 MB

In today’s episode, the boys talk about getting their nails done, dating a transgender woman, having butt sex with yourself, and self-sacrifice. The words “whole” and “hole” are super underrated. For one, they are homophones, words that sound the same but are different in meaning and/or spelling. But even most interestingly, their meanings are in contrast with one another.  They are yin and yang. Cheech and Chong. Dark and Light. The Sun and The Moon. Because in order to feel whole, you must...

Attachment Styles

September 06, 2022 21:54 - 1 hour - 67.3 MB

In today's episode, the boys talk about Jay's virginity, simultaneous orgasms, Nappi's special wink and attachment styles. The boys would like to make a public apology for the disparaging comments they previously made about attachment styles. They have recently discovered the power behind understanding their own. They now realize their behavior towards women is not their fault. They are just avoidant creatures trying to find love in a dating pull full of anxious individuals. So please don't ...

Beta Males

August 30, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 98.2 MB

In today’s episode, the boys talk about Jay’s haircut, bully behavior, the hardships of breaking up, and male personality types. Beta males have a bad rep. Most people consider them to be soft and subservient. In contrast, alpha males are viewed as superior beings. But is this the case? Who wants a overly aggressive manly man when you can have a laid back, fun-going, and present guy? We’ve been all tricked to believe that alpha males are superior. When in reality, betas are the true alphas.

Love and Marriage

August 23, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 83 MB

In today's episode, the boys talk about Nappi’s pet spider, interacting with exes in the wild, and the reason for marriage. All our lives we’ve been told that the core of a healthy marriage is love. But is this true? Evidence suggests that marriage is around 4,350 years old and the first recorded marriage was in 2350 B.C. Throughout most of history, the main goal of marriage was to act as alliance between families. Most couples didn't marry because they were in love, but instead for economic...

Kill All Hot Girls

August 19, 2022 23:20 - 1 hour - 86.6 MB

In today’s episode, the boys talk about painful blowjobs, becoming disgustingly mature, dating the wrong friend in the group, and leading with appearance. In order to become really good at anything, you must spend a significant time working on it. This is even true when it comes to up-keeping an attractive ascetic. Instagram models spend endless hours making sure they look hot. With so many hours focused on their appearance, they tend to lack a dynamic personality. This doesn’t make them bad...

Little Miss Imperfect

August 09, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 101 MB

In today's episode, the boys talk about biting, Australian girls, Jay's concert experience, and overcoming perfection. Have you ever heard someone say, "practice makes perfect?" People use it to emphasize the role hard work has in the pursuit of success. The problem with the quote is that it fails to acknowledge the detrimental effects of overworking. Exhaustion, fatigue, excessive tinkering, and unwarranted analyzing all lead to destructive outcomes. There is a balance between working towar...

The Drag Show (ft. Barbra Seville)

August 02, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 79.3 MB

In today’s episode, the boys sit down with Richard Stevens aka Barbra Seville @barbraseville to talk about Drag Queens, growing up gay in Arizona, the perfect dick, and the scoop on Kari Lake. Barbra Seville is Arizona’s #1 drag queen. She won Miss Gay Western States America in 2022, Miss Gay Arizona in 2000, and has been a top 10 finalist at Miss Gay America 3 times. Barbra is classy, spunky, and unapologetically herself. She has gained recent notoriety due to her controversial relationship...

White Family

July 26, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 102 MB

In today’s episode, the boys talk about the effects of excessive exposure to sex, sus dreams, being solution oriented, and Nappi’s family vacation. Who doesn’t like a good ole white family vacation? Matching shirts, going to a lake, making s’mores, playing board games, and going for a bike ride (with a helmet of course). From the outside, it seems like perfect family bonding time. However, just beneath the surface there is still typical family drama at play. At the end of the day, not every ...

Choose You

July 19, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 98.2 MB

In today’s episode, the boys talk about responding to horny people, Nappi’s new tattoos, accepting responsibility, deodorant, and being yourself. Accepting yourself is not a an excuse to rest on your laurels. Accepting yourself is a realization of who you are meant to be. Most people are either paralyzed by their own insecurity or stunted by the idealization of their own mediocrity. Instead, we must self reflect to determine our individualized talents and gifts. We must then push ourselves t...

Horny But Single

July 12, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 79.4 MB

In today’s episode, the boys talk about appropriating cultures, small v. big butts, and being single and horny. It’s a hard life being a single non-promiscuous person with a high sex drive. You live in a state of continuous conflict. On one hand, you aren’t really down to just hook up with anyone. On the other hand, you have an undeniable urge in your pelvis region to make something happen. The solution is not one or the other, it is both... It’s your hands!

Feeling Moist

July 05, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 94.7 MB

In today’s episode, the boys talk about Nappi’s towel obsession, the smartest animals, life goals, pride, and shit. Have you ever had an itch that you can't scratch? A sneeze that you can't achoo? A thirst that you can't quench? A scab that you can't heal? A spot that you can't hit? or an ass that you can't eat? Then, this is the podcast for you. The boys discuss their personal experiences getting wet and relate their lives to the smartest animals in the world. It is time to go back to our r...

Makeups and Breakups

June 28, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 90.2 MB

In today’s episode, the boys talk about Nappi’s haircut, feeling vibes, nice guys, and Jay's toxicity. For some relationships, breaking up and making up are common actives. The habitual nature of it creates a never ending loop that is difficult to break. The words "I am breaking up with you" become useless because they are never reinforced by action. It is an unhealthy existence. However, there are instances where a strong couple encounters adversity and is forced to separate because of it. ...

Non-Monogamy ft. Doubled Teamed

June 21, 2022 05:44 - 1 hour - 105 MB

In today’s episode, the boys sit down with Cami and Niki from the Double Teamed podcast. They take a deep dive into astrology, non-monogamy, sex parties, and kinks. This is definitely not the episode to play in front of your parents. Unless, of course, you‘re into ageplay and your “parents” are really a 60-year-old couple that you fuck and refer to as mommy and daddy. In that case, do you bro… do you. Cami and Niki teach the boys about the judgment free, non-possessory, and kink friendly sid...

Non-Monogamy (ft. Doubled Teamed)

June 21, 2022 05:44 - 1 hour - 105 MB

In today’s episode, the boys sit down with Cami and Niki from the Double Teamed podcast. They take a deep dive into astrology, non-monogamy, sex parties, and kinks. This is definitely not the episode to play in front of your parents. Unless, of course, you‘re into ageplay and your “parents” are really a 60-year-old couple that you fuck and refer to as mommy and daddy. In that case, do you bro… do you. Cami and Niki teach the boys about the judgment free, non-possessory, and kink friendly sid...

Certainly Uncertain

June 14, 2022 20:16 - 1 hour - 93.6 MB

In today’s episode the boys talk about social media comments, the wonders of jellyfish, Jay’s new job, and the uncertainties of dating. People date for many reasons including physical connection, status, comfort, stability, and love. But for people in their lates 20s and early 30s, marriage is always on the back of their minds. This places a greater significances on one’s decision to commit to another. On one hand, you like a person and feel like they bring you joy. On the other, you don’t k...

Cringey, Douchey, & Creepy

June 07, 2022 05:35 - 1 hour - 98 MB

In today’s episode the boys talk about what animals they are most like, gender identity, the ability to commit, and the differences between being cringey, douchey, and creepy. There are an endless list of adjectives people use to describe behavior: Cocky, Pretentious, Creative, Intelligent, Pessimistic, Charismatic, Disciplined, Curious, etc. The interesting thing is that two people can perform the same action, but be defined by opposite adjectives. Our mannerisms and non-verbal signals dete...

Creepy, Douchey, & Cringey

June 07, 2022 05:35 - 1 hour - 98 MB

In today’s episode the boys talk about what animals they are most like, gender identity, the ability to commit, and the differences between being cringey, douchey, and creepy. There are an endless list of adjectives people use to describe behavior: Cocky, Pretentious, Creative, Intelligent, Pessimistic, Charismatic, Disciplined, Curious, etc. The interesting thing is that two people can perform the same action, but be defined by opposite adjectives. Our mannerisms and non-verbal signals dete...

Living In Reality (ft. Semi Sauced Boys)

May 31, 2022 20:33 - 2 hours - 116 MB

In today’s episode, the boys sit down with Skyler from Semisaucedboys. The boys talk about the attractive to craziness scale, old posts, growing up in Utah, following the “roadmap” and the revelations of becoming irrelevant and creating genuine content. While sharing everything with the world can be great entertainment, one starts to wonder what is authentic and what is staged, which in turn makes you ponder what is even real anymore. Let’s be real, sometimes in life, we all need to try new ...

Living In Reality

May 31, 2022 20:33 - 2 hours - 116 MB

In today’s episode, the boys sit down with Skyler from Semisaucedboys. The boys talk about the attractive to craziness scale, old posts, growing up in Utah, following the “roadmap” and the revelations of becoming irrelevant and creating genuine content. While sharing everything with the world can be great entertainment, one starts to wonder what is authentic and what is staged, which in turn makes you ponder what is even real anymore. Let’s be real, sometimes in life, we all need to try new ...

Living In Reality ft. Semi Sauced Boys

May 31, 2022 20:33 - 2 hours - 116 MB

In today’s episode, the boys sit down with Skyler from Semisaucedboys. The boys talk about the attractive to craziness scale, old posts, growing up in Utah, following the “roadmap” and the revelations of becoming irrelevant and creating genuine content. While sharing everything with the world can be great entertainment, one starts to wonder what is authentic and what is staged, which in turn makes you ponder what is even real anymore. Let’s be real, sometimes in life, we all need to try new ...

Losing Attraction

May 24, 2022 04:59 - 1 hour - 88 MB

In today’s episode, the boys talk about different methods of interpretation, re-naming pronouns, and sexless relationships. In the beginning of most 21st century relationships, sex is almost a non-stop activity. Partners are excited to explore each others most initimate and vulnerable states. You become intoxicated by your partners touch and you seek the constant feeling of euphoria. But sex is a lot like smoking cigarettes. The more you do it with the same person, the more you lose the feel...

Abortion II

May 17, 2022 05:27 - 1 hour - 198 MB

In today’s episode the boys talk about high body counts, dolphin assisted births, consuming shitty information, and the implications of Roe v. Wade being overturned. The boys once again take on the charged topic of abortion. With the recent leaked draft opinion, the likelihood of Roe being overturned is greater than ever. Women seeking abortions in 26 states will be forced to risk their lives in order to exercise a fundamental human right. None can be free if the government is allowed to dec...

Growing Pains

May 10, 2022 13:42 - 1 hour - 98.6 MB

In today’s episode, the boys celebrate Jay’s birthday and talk about the truth behind unicorns, the lies behind working hard, and the trials and tribulations of getting older. As we age, we become more cognizant of our most precious yet overlooked asset: TIME. Many sulk about the time they’ve wasted. Many others over think about how they’ll use the time they have left. But only few put their intentions to action and live every second striving to become the person they were meant to be. So ma...

New Beginnnings

May 03, 2022 18:48 - 1 hour - 87.9 MB

In today’s episode, the boys talk about climate change, changes to the podcast, Nappi’s revelations, and Rob going to a bachelor party. Early and fast success can be as detrimental as it is advantageous. It provides a false sense of security and promotes stagnancy. In order to maintain success, you must continual seek to evolve and adapt to change. The hardest part about changing is trying to simultaneously stick to your core tenants. The boys feel like they’ve hit a wall on their road to su...

Miami Speaks

April 26, 2022 15:33 - 1 hour - 99.7 MB

The boys sit down with Miami to get her perspective on everything. It is hard to date someone who exposes their whole life to the world. They always have a sense that the world doesn't understand their truth. The world only gets to hear one side of the story. The boys understand this unfairness because they hear about it from the girls their dating all the time. "That's not what really happened." "You completely left out all the details." "You didn't tell everybody what you did to make me ha...

Changes

April 19, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 101 MB

In today’s episode, the boys talk about the most sensitive areas of a penis, cumming in eyes, witchcraft, and becoming an unrecognizable person. The biggest initiator of change is discomfort. It may take cum to get in your eye before you stop cumming in other people’s eyes. It may take a baby scare to realize you need to start wearing condoms. It may take the loss of friends to realize you need to be a better person. Whatever the cause, change usually indicates that something went wrong. Yet...

Seeking Stability

April 12, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 107 MB

In today’s episode, the boys talk about unwanted perceptions, old people at the club, the levels of maturity, and the yearning to be tied down. I haven't found the girl of my dreams, but I am over looking for her. I just want to be mentally, emotionally, and physically close to someone. The stability that constant love and care brings is too intriguing. But would I just be settling to avoid discomfort and loneliness? The problem is that I don't know if my perfect person even exists. Love may...

Lower Your Standards

April 05, 2022 10:39 - 2 hours - 137 MB

In today’s episode, the boys talk about the winner of March’s challenge, perception of demographics, getting denied at the club, trying long distance, and the problem with high standards. Disney fucked us all. It taught girls that a prince aka a high value male will do the mostest for a girl that they barely know. It taught guys that ugly dudes aka Shrek and the Beast could win over the hottest girls by just being themselves. Everyone is looking for the next Cinderella or Prince Charming. Un...

Texting Is Foreplay

March 29, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 106 MB

In today’s episode, the boys talk about the positives of over-confidence, being annoyed at first sight, neighborhood Karens, and the power of texting. It’s common knowledge that if a person sends you a "good morning” or a “good night” text, they fuck with you. Is the opposite also true? If a person doesn't text you regularly, does that really mean they don't fuck with you? For the boys the answer is no. For example, if you see someone every night why would you need to text them throughout th...

Trouble In Paradise

March 22, 2022 07:00 - 2 hours - 132 MB

In today’s episode, the boys talk about their worst thoughts, people who don't like to self advocate, Nappi's chaotic trip to Miami, and friction in Jay's relationship. There will always be a point in every relationship where disagreement arises. Whether it's a boyfriend who wants to go out with his boys too much, a co-worker who believes everyone should do things their way, a wife who only wants to watch rom coms, or a parent who wants you to be a doctor even though you like producing music...

Dating Doubts

March 15, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 97.6 MB

In today’s episode, the boys talk about girls circulating nudes, Nappi meeting a NHL player, moving too fast, finding the one, and having doubts. If having cold feet is normal, then how do you know if you found the right one? Doubts are paralyzing to some. It makes it almost impossible to fully commit because you hope to find someone that leaves you without any doubts. But is that realistic? Is true love just looking past the doubts? Or are doubts an indicator that you are settling? One cann...

Cheugy > Gen Z

March 08, 2022 07:00 - 2 hours - 116 MB

In today’s episode, the boys talk about earth’s power, Nappi’s wild LA adventure, and being Cheugy. Growing up, millennials were hyper critiqued by older generations. We were called entitled, lazy, and narcissistic. In reality, we were just empowered, efficient, and individualistic. Every older generation is going to look at younger ones as less than. They provided the foundation to the playground that the younger generations get to use. It’s a feeling of resentment and unappreciation. As te...

The Big A

March 01, 2022 18:12 - 2 hours - 130 MB

In today’s episode, the boys talk about how culture influences sexual behavior, universal moral truths, the cum jar challenge, and anal. From ass eating to drug use, this shit is not for the light hearted. This may be the most open podcast the boys ever recorded. This is not the episode to listen to in front of your parents, unless your parents are on some freaky shit. We hope your assholes are clean because shit is coming out.

Sucking Boobs and Kissing Dudes

February 22, 2022 07:00 - 2 hours - 132 MB

In today’s Meat, the boys talk about sexual orientation pressures, step parenting, hoe phase, and their initial masturbation stimuli. But first, Nappi reflects on old Donald Trump tweets. Then, Jay brings food to the show and setups a good ole fashion Muckbang. Shows like Euphoria are a slap in the face to the beautiful innocence of adolescences. High school wasn’t about sex, addiction, and fluidity, it was about was about video games, gushers, and boobs. The one thing Euphoria gets right is...

Episide 110 - Sucking Boobs and Kissing Dudes

February 22, 2022 07:00 - 2 hours - 132 MB

In today’s Meat, the boys talk about sexual orientation pressures, step parenting, hoe phase, and their initial masturbation stimuli. But first, Nappi reflects on old Donald Trump tweets. Then, Jay brings food to the show and setups a good ole fashion Muckbang. Shows like Euphoria are a slap in the face to the beautiful innocence of adolescences. High school wasn’t about sex, addiction, and fluidity, it was about was about video games, gushers, and boobs. The one thing Euphoria gets right is...

I Was In Miami Bitch

February 15, 2022 07:00 - 2 hours - 116 MB

In today’s Meat, the boys talk about paying on the first date, the effects of being raised in a divorced family, and Nappi’s fly-in from Florida. But first, Nappi discusses the similarities of humans, click bate texters, tomato throwers, and a Valentine’s day test. Then, Jay details the miracle story of how the sperm travelled and found the egg. Love works in mysterious ways. When you want it too much, it never shows itself. When you don’t want it at all, it forces you into it. It is the mos...

The Roster

February 08, 2022 07:00 - 2 hours - 101 MB

In today’s Meat the boys talk about Jay’s recent Uber experiences, the dangers of isolation, and dating with a roster. But first, Nappi discusses Chris crossing apple sauce, feeling your feelings, and feeling like the odd one out. Then, Jay reflects on ufo sightings in history and claims aliens are already here. Being single is complicated. You are expected to go on dates with a variety of people but still hide the fact that you are dating variety of people. The best way to balance this is b...

Kissing

February 01, 2022 07:00 - 2 hours - 104 MB

In today’s Meat, the boys talk about February's challenge,  girls being into asses, and receiving a bad kissing review. But first, being a needy person, unexperienced people bragging about sex, fucking virgins, and friends you hated at first. Then, Jay presents an ethical dilemma about sacrificing undeveloped babies. What makes someone a good kisser? Soft lips? Face positioning? Tounge ratio? Confidence? It could be all of these or none of them. What makes someone a good kisser is preference...

Born Sexist

January 25, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 81.8 MB

In today’s Meat, the boys talk about women’s influence on society and men being inherently sexist. But first, hot showers, having Pokémon, horse guys, getting trouble as  a kid, and the history of sneaky links. Then, Jay details his epiphany concerning the negative impact of unlimited information. James Brown once said “this is a man’s world.” He followed that statement  with an extremely necessary "BUT". See James understood that although men invented cars, trains, boats, and electricity, w...

Drag Kings

January 18, 2022 07:00 - 2 hours - 105 MB

In today’s Meat the boys talk about February challenge proposals, Jay stumbling into a drag bar, and Nappi working in night life. But first, Nappi discusses Plankton and Karen's relationship, adding acquaintances on social media, movie themes, and dad friend energy. Then, Jay details the different types of orgasms women experience. The most important goal of a drag queen is to make others believe that their inauthentic physical self is actually their authentic self.  We are all in drag. We m...

High Maintenance Males

January 11, 2022 07:00 - 2 hours - 88.7 MB

In today’s Meat, the boys talk about psychics, old horny people, horny v. logical hot, and high maintenance males. But first, Nappi discusses NFTs (Nice Fucking Titties), sex drive, pleasuring your partner, and shooting content with a pornstar. Then, Jay details the evolution, thought process, and aftermath of his instagram photo. Contrary to popular belief, being high maintenance is not sex specific. For some reason it’s an issue for a woman to demand a lot but it is normal and expected out...