Garth Brooks Got The Midas Touch

Peepz on the show: Jason, Bryan, Brandon, Faren, & Justin

Nicknames
Jason still thinks he’s Snake Eyes.
Bryan thinks he’s the Mic Spiker. He’s actually Wario

Old Business
“We cheap fucks refuse to spend bucks!”
Bryan bullies old ladies.
No one has phone books.
“Angel’s Advocate”
Brandon is “The Butcher”
Brandon is the “The Cleveland Butcher”
We talked about Caturday
Meowsical Competition
Meowed Carry On My Wayward Son
Saturdog or VIP: Very Important Pupper
Trying to figure out how it will work not how it won’t
“What do you do at Books & Brews? Read and get drunk?”
Side tangent: Bryan talks about “Nancy”
Farenough
Just in time
Two quick stories from Jason
“Like a hydra” - Brandon
Old manager put on depressing music story: “Who put on this cutting music?”- Jason
Debate story: Micro-machine speed talking
The seriousness of debates
If you get accused of cheating, it’s a big damn deal in Michigan apparently

New Business
“Wings with jets on them?” -Bryan
“Faren smells like dog farts” -Brandon
“Baseball is a sport.” -Jason
“Zoom out. Zoom back in.” -Jason
Jason said “baseball” like, 3 times within 5 minutes
Garth Brooks got the Midas Touch
Discussed how he thinks about the people up in the stands
T-Shirt Gun: people like t-shirts from guns
Trying to give everyone the same experience
Told Dixie’s Mug Club / AA story
Jason talked about ADD and the vulnerability of talking about your mental health
Results, not tasks
“Be cooler if it came from a gun… a t-shirt gun” -me
Talked about this during AIYF, but circled back:
Mix in business with sarcasm / humor
The Dog Whisperer(?) lol
Buzzers? Razers? Clippers!
Jason talks about having conversations with his daughter, Callie
“You make me mad when you say that”
“You’re angry because I said XYZ”
“I get mad when you tell me what I should have said” just say “Let’s try that again” because it’s a challenge.

Beer Break
Art in Your Face
“It smells eclectic” -Bryan, “It smells like Clapton?” -me
Jason said something and I still have no idea what he said and he said it twice.
“Did you do acid recently?” - Bryan
Jason has said “baseball” so many times. I think we are on #6.
Bryan stole Brandon’s old art.
Justin and I both saw Spiderman: Into The Spider-Verse
Cover of romance novels always is not in a well-lit area, the moon is always in the back, but the light is always at the front
“These motherfuckers are paying too much for this square footage” -Bryan
Jason talks about his sleeping techniques which is essentially pretending that he’s camping.

Beef of the Week:
Justin and I’s Beef of the Week: Buying Cinderella anywhere
I beefed for Zach: Mermaid in the sink
No one else had beef

Guilty Pleasure of the Week:
Jason nerded the fuck out about Fantasy Fantasy Baseball
Jason’s Raspberry pi / Original X-Men game
Bryan talked about Fantasy Football aka the Best story ever told
Bryan tells the Best stories

Stump the Brewer started with Willy Wonka
Jason doesn’t do redos.
Glenn Howerton is in Serenity.
Will Ferrell is in everything.