When I first met Andrew Steiner, he told me that he was a stand-up comedian. But I felt like there was more to the story. So I investigated. Deeply. On Google. And I was astounded to find out there was so much he wasn't telling me! The first thing I uncovered in my research is that Andrew Steiner teaches theoretical nuclear astrophysics to graduate students. My research further revealed that he holds a senior position at a leading medical research organization and has had a decades-long career in finance. He has been passionate about cheese for years, and even rose from a waiter to become a nationally renowned cheese expert. On top of all that, he died in 2009 and yet still showed up to our interview. The following podcast you are about to listen to is my interrogation of Andrew Steiner and the discrepancies in his resume.