Making Sense of the World with Papp Johnson

Sometimes it seems like the world is completely spinning out of control and there's no way to make sense of it. And that's why I called Papp Johnson, a man of many talents and citizen of the world, to figure out what the heck is going on. We get to the bottom of several mysteries such as a German ballet director behind a premeditated feces attack on a harsh ballet critic, Ben Affleck writing a Michael Jordan movie directed by Ben Affleck and starring Ben Affleck, and a Florida school suspending a 7 year old boy because the principal was just too darned obsessed with his mom's OnlyFans content. We even start a new rumor about Michael Jordan and write Ben Affleck's next movie using a MadLib.