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My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2

239 episodes - English - Latest episode: 10 months ago - ★★★★★ - 1 rating

I am back on the podcast warpath. Jimbo and his gang of retards have done everything they can think of to suppress my unstoppable will to destroy those that sought to hurt an innocent person. I fucking hate Jimbo and the gang and will stop at nothing to ensure they are brought to justice. I am still on the streets and need legal assistance. I tried to seek counsel from Mrs Allred but that doesn't look to be the case. I have yet to speak to her. Since she isn't available than i will be searching for a new lawyer to represent me. 619-329-2848
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Scott and Corn Dog....

March 28, 2024 07:35 - 12 minutes - 4.94 MB

What a pair of absolutely terrible people. This recording features two total shit stains from the San Diego Police Department....i shit you not. Truly, the two deplorable ass clowns are discussing that when they find me they will make up some Bullshit charges and have me killed as well as my dogs, Bella and Oso. These motherfuckers think they can just run the fuckin world. Well, fuck you. You can't. Courtney and Scott, two star crossed lovers, in the San Diego Police Department, eat a dick. Y...

We Battle On.....

June 19, 2023 22:31 - 32 minutes - 30.2 MB

So, Tessa and Jimbo are massive piles of shit. They have no literary talent. Jimbo loves to "read" Gay porn but I think he just looks at the pictures. It's just fuckin terrible. He is a real shit stain. I don't intend to offend anyone else that does read or watch or do anything with gay men pornography....I just intend to piss Jimbo off. But, in a strange conundrum or quagmire or whatever the fuck word, ironic that's it. Irony is what I was looking for. Jimbo actually prefers to get pissed on...

Rodeway Ahead....

May 28, 2023 22:17 - 18 minutes - 9.11 MB

Another what is definitely not good for the shit stains especially Chris whatever the weirdo that wants to work out at five am and insisted on trying to show me some quote unuqote wrestling or grappling moved while his wife was out of town.....they seemed a little weird to me....but anywho I am not one to judge but the fact that he has gone after me knowing I did nothing wrong is where I must fight back. You know full I didn't fuckin do anything that purposely intended harm to another man, wo...

Mary Aught Hotel....

May 12, 2023 13:05 - 44 minutes - 41.6 MB

There is that movie Ghost of Girlfriends Past ....I am haunted by just girls from the past. I never really had the, what I assume would be, displeasure of having dated. The shit stain exwives are in tow as always....it's become clear that hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. That couldn't be more fucking correct.....Tessa Stevens ex wife number one and Kristi Kuhn ex wife number two have been, from their incorrect, point of view, scorned, because once I learned of their betrayals I fuckin ...

Shit, I Totally Forgot This One.....

May 09, 2023 22:26 - 1 hour - 74.3 MB

Yeah, it's not looking so good for a shit load of shit bag people that willingly decided that my life was worth the promise of pocket change....if they even were paid by Jimbo. Most, likely, they were not and will not paid a single penny or peso or anything. The only compensation provided to them will be a fucking very hard lesson learned that ultimately will cost them in the long run. It will be, in terms of non financial means, that directly affect their earning potential, distrust, a shit ...

Zero Fucks Given....

May 09, 2023 22:10 - 54 minutes - 50.3 MB

The people that have made a conscious decision to destroy my life for financial gain and supposed personal petty issues that in reality don't exist or ever happened will held to some level of responsibility. Seeing as how the San Diego Police Dept are among those committing the aforementioned violations it's difficult for me to ask for assistance from those that govern us....as you can never know which one is one is one your side and which one serves their own monetary interests. The social c...

Robbem, Cheatem and Steal, LLP.

May 07, 2023 01:34 - 15 minutes - 7.58 MB

Another recording that reiterates the absolutely, I guess it's believable, but unbelievable level of just complete scumbaggery that people whom I was friends with or once knew fairly well go to to fuck one, in this case me, directly in the ass without any lube or so much as even some spit to make the ass rape that much, not more pleasant, but fucking less terrible. These motherfuckers won't even spit something gross into my as s before they try to ass fuck me. That's how inconsiderate these c...

The Only Way Out Is Through.....

May 06, 2023 22:32 - 1 hour - 81.9 MB

The Golden Rule states do unto others as you would have them do unto you. So fuck you...fuck all of you for thinking that I don't matter. Fuck you, for believing without a doubt that your artificially insignificant and egomaniacal driven vastly inferior lives matter more than me. This is a lesson in hubris. Think of Icarus flying to high after Dadelus, his real father that cared for his best interests, told him not to go to high as the heat from the sun would melt the wax holding his wings to...

I Owe, I Owe It's Off to Court I Go...Yeah I Know!

May 04, 2023 19:58 - 30 minutes - 27.6 MB

Well, basically the ingredients to fuck the shit out of the motherfuckers whom have indeed tried to fuck the shit out of me are in fact all there. It just depends on the precise level of corruption that currently exists determining whether they want to back the fuck down or roll the fucking dice and say despite all the incontrovertible evidence showing I am innocent let's continue this charade and push the normative level of skepticism and incredulity to the fucking breaking point. I for one,...

Why The Fuck Not.....

May 02, 2023 16:43 - 1 hour - 74.3 MB

I do care about fucking with peoples lives and that is the primary reason I don't do it. However, if that is a externality or side effect of protecting myself, shut the fuck up you stupid retard Tessa, then I will choose that option everytime. It is purely defensive and never intentionally aggressive. I have been fucked with and fucked over for years and so I know all too well what getting screwed feels like. That's why I don't put these recodings out for the purpose of destruction but to pro...

Fuck You for Thinking I am Nothing.....

May 01, 2023 21:47 - 43 minutes - 39.7 MB

This segment features two real Hollywood scumbags. That is based upon my perception of things. My pile of shit adoptive family and ex cunty wives try to fuck with me every day to make mistakes or massive legal fuck ups. This is what I understand as my reality. These motherfuckers, Jeff Ross and Bob Odenkirk, are doing anything they can to steal my material. My shit bag family has no legal rights to anything of mine or what I say or do. I represent myself in all matters legal, financial and so...

Fuck You...Eat Shit and Commit Suicide.....

April 24, 2023 14:41 - 2 minutes - 1.04 MB

I am truly done tolerating what these motherfuckers have done and continue to do to my life. I am angry. That's not only gong to piss me off to the extent I will guarantee the snake or shit box. Most likely, I will combine the two. I am winning the game now and have been for quite some time. Fuck You Tessa, Jimbo and the remaining shit stains. You will not win so fuck off. Oh and I know as sure as day follows night most of the populace has the wrong idea about my character and my corr values....

Pawn Broke As A Motherfucker...

January 31, 2023 00:53 - 6 minutes - 616 KB

Pawn shop off of Broadway in down town San Diego. It's there but it's hard to hear at times. What a pile of shit human being. It's fun to destroy shit stains like that though. What a fucking unemployment piece of shit loser. Fuck you.

Murder She Wrote...

January 22, 2023 11:50 - 38 minutes - 3.5 MB

Jimbo, Tessa and the shit stains play out a insanely stupid fuckin series of unfortunate and ineffective events that has me scratching my balls wondering what is the point of such extensive stupid fucking shit that they waste their already pointless lives on and not one of these said shits or skits have ever had an effect on me. Do something real. Real events and real people have an impact in the real world. Shit actually takes place. Maybe I have stood around waiting for something for like a...

Stupid Bitch is Foley of Shit.....

January 21, 2023 04:23 - 6 minutes - 563 KB

Wow. They are fucked. I don't feel like writing much at this time but I will let the recording speak for itself.

Macy's....You Done Fucked Up....

January 09, 2023 01:50 - 10 minutes - 986 KB

I realize it's pis poor improper Grammer but he fuck it...whatever. However, in all seriousness, Macy's, an agent of your company has literally made you mother fuckers liable for a shit load of money. An employee straight up stole from me. But that makes Macy's Corp liable for his actions. let's not go to court and say fifty fuckin million dollars within 48 hours or it's one hundred million dollar USD in court. I have a feeling you all will lose.

Dumb Bitch Nurse Whom Is Soon to be Unemployed.....

December 22, 2022 02:11 - 17 minutes - 1.58 MB

The conversation is there. It takes a good ear to hear it but it is there. This piece of shit nursing bitch violated every Constitutional right that I have. Well fuck her and her career and life for being such a Cunt.

Faulkin Paramedics...

December 21, 2022 10:08 - 8 minutes - 815 KB

What a bunch of assholes...so much for bedside manner? I smell a huge faulkin lawsuit because not only did your piece of shit employees drag my name and reputation thought the muck....you waited in the parking lot unnecessarily for almost 15 minutes when you had a patient that needed to get to the hospital ASAP. But you motherfuckers delayed to interrogate a patient about someone you know fucking nothing about but wasted time making false and defamatory statements about. I say fuck you. Go fa...

A Long Walk....

December 21, 2022 06:44 - 46 minutes - 4.23 MB

This recoding was made as an insurance policy against the shitty behavior of a certain person. She pops out of nowhere after she made very slanderous remarks about me. None of which are true. I figured she was going to use this "random" time that she was stalking me, essentially, to make additional slanderous lies to whomever will listen in order to try to redeem her already sullied reputation. This recording is the walk from Target back to the apartment complex where she inconveniently lives...

Rollin' The Dice...

December 18, 2022 14:15 - 8 minutes - 824 KB

Rollin the dice Is kind of one of my life mottos. .The other life mottos is fuck it..why not? I haven't the foggiest idea what this recording has on it but i wanted to take the time to point out that for any potential attorney or large law firm I couldn't post false or fake recordings and make the assertions that I clearly and unequivocally state. I would be sued for defamation and forced to take the episodes down. However, since the first requirement of the three prong test for defamation is...

I Hope They Kill Her....Not That I Ordered It.,..But I Don't Give a Fuck About Her.....

December 14, 2022 22:33 - 14 minutes - 1.37 MB

What a piece of shit prostitute bitch Rena fucking shit stain Dillinger is....what a dumb shit, cock gobbling, stretched out rectum sack of sickle cell infested semen she is. What a stupid dumb piece of shit retarded cum slurping lower than shit scum and a 70 IQ garbage pile that believes rather erroneously that we exhale carbon monoxide...that's a real quote from that dumb Cunt. She said "I don't understand why we have to wear masks still. That just force us to breathe in our own carbon mono...

That Lying Fucking Cunt

December 14, 2022 08:32 - 23 minutes - 2.13 MB

My stupid fuckin dumb county bitch of a neighbor trying to set me up. If Donnie, that piece of shit motherfuckering cock goblin shit stain had anything to do with this his life will come to an end very quickly. Next time I see you that kbar goes through your fuckin neck. Stupid piece of shit motherfucker. Fuck with me and find out what fuckin happens. You lie to all your buddie and make shit up. I haven't done a thing to you or anyone and you know that. You just dont want to take responsibili...

What The Fuck....

December 10, 2022 08:07 - 19 minutes - 1.78 MB

Why do people like your neighbor or supposed friend just fucking lie straight to your face? I can't do that. I can t be complete pile of shit. However, I have learned the world is innu dated with them. I give too many chances to people I know have tried to fuck me over. I give them a pass everytime. I don't want their blood on my hands and I don't want the legal bullshit that will inevitably follow all the while knowing I acted in self defense. I don't want to have to defend myself a d Oso a ...

Need Help....ASAP...

December 10, 2022 02:14 - 9 seconds - 15.2 KB

It's 6:15 in Friday the Ninth of December. San Diego Police are actively looking for me to arrest me for no reason than have Oso Bella and I killed. Can someone anyone fuckin help me. If we disappear in the next hour. You know who to contact but who will do that ...who watches the watchdogs.... someone fuckin help.

Staff-o-la-cock-us Infection...

December 08, 2022 22:50 - 29 minutes - 2.69 MB

Ok, well today was a good day. I don't have to bust out my AK but I did manage to fucking destroy in a big way those people that make the rules we live by today. But fuck that shit is what I say, there's no fucking way, you cock goblins will eliminate the life of Jay K. If I may say your lives and careers are far from A ok. But rather in a state of dismay. My latino friends may say porque? The time for honoring them will not stay, they will not pass the test of today, the lives of innocence t...

Hill Crest-fallen Smoke Shop....

December 07, 2022 04:41 - 11 minutes - 1.08 MB

The owner MaIn is a real piece of shit. I have a recording, the previous episode, where Brea is talking directly to Mazin....the owner of the aforementioned establishment. He lied right through his yellow crocked teeth. Fuck you. You shit stain.

Over The Hillcrest Smoke Shop of Bullshit....

December 05, 2022 19:10 - 5 minutes - 560 KB

The Truth shall set you motherfuckin free. As many know and some dont know. I was falsely arrested an illegally detained and imprisoned at Mens Central Jail in Downtown San Diego for some bullshit I was set up for. I was specifically instructed to ever set foot in the store again but I said fuck it..why not and let's see what the fuck happens. Nothing except obtaining my some of my self respect and self Worth as I knew what happened wasn't a crime and that I did nothing wrong. However, when t...

The Coup Degrade...

December 01, 2022 01:23 - 8 minutes - 824 KB

This should be the fucking death blow to the San Diego Police Dept. This nice officer just confirmed everything I need to fuckin destroy them. I would suggest changing the department hiring policies as they are not quite hiring the best and brightest. This should make a settlement imminent. Let's call it 750 Million USD as soon as possible. Thanks again for doing such a terrible job.

The Truth and Everything They Lie About...

November 30, 2022 12:11 - 48 minutes - 4.48 MB

As I have said many times before. I have done nothing wrong and my shit bag adoptive family still keeps trying to kill me. Because some asshole wen after me again last night, for like the fourth time, he tried to take Oso and Bella and kill me in the process, I had it and said fuck this shit and after having let him go, initially, I turned it around and went after him.i had enough of his bullshit and so I went after him and I didn't know what I would do when I got him but it wasn't going to b...

Get Back To The Station... You're Too Drunk...

November 29, 2022 01:12 - 3 minutes - 330 KB

Wow..as I am leaving to go to the store. Al six cop cars were here for little ole me. Wow...I didn't realize I would be asked to the Officers Ball by so many SD PD officers. Sorry fellas. I like female officers a bit more. You're handcuffs and night sticks are a good change of pace but after several non non consenting events I am going to have to say no. No means no unless your a cop than it means whatever you write in your report stating exactly the opposite. Anyway, I guess I hit the nail o...

Waiting For The Other Shoe....

November 29, 2022 00:23 - 11 minutes - 1.04 MB

After hearing the police state I would be arrested again for doing nothing wrong I quickly posted that clip. However, I kept recording to see what else I might be able to pick up. Fuck these assholes. I like the part with the last fixing cop who says he doesn't give a fuck about me, an innocent person, but he has a special needs Kid. I wonder why God blessed you with a special needs child...maybe because you're a fucking asshole and you deserve to be burdened by your transgressions you're who...

I May Be Falsely Arrested Again.....

November 29, 2022 00:13 - 6 minutes - 656 KB

Fuckin San Diego Police...since I emailed the city attorney stating unequivocally that I intend to sue for a billion but if you settle now for 500 Million USD things will be much easier. It's a good thing I went to check the mail and witnessed the arrival of 6 SDPD cars. That's their response to my rightful claim to damages I sustained. To falsely arrest me again for doing nothing wrong. That's the fuckin police departments response to an innocent person that has done nothing wrong.... fuckin...

More Humane Than Insane....

November 27, 2022 02:44 - 19 minutes - 1.77 MB

The most identifying characteristic of being human is our ability to be inhumane towards one another. This recording was just obtained as I left the humane society and walked past the police station. It's time for a changing of the guard as the time for honoring and obeying these false idols has come to an end. The legitimacy of their reign has run out as a result of their wanton disregard for the rule of law, the social contract serving as the bedrock if any true democratic society and maint...

Gotta Be Something Good....

November 27, 2022 02:31 - 3 minutes - 3.19 MB

Don't know what's on here...but just to clarify so there is no fucking confusion on the topic that pile of shit that rhymes with Tina who has a puppy an often occupies an adjacent room, she won't know what that word means, I never cool with me. Never Ina million lifetimes. I want her head on my wall. I know Jimbo and the shit stains, Tessa that rat fuckin can't, manipulate my voice to make it sound like I am all good and have forgiven her. I have not and will not. Cutting that bitches head of...

Target... Fuckin Bullseye....

November 26, 2022 05:04 - 8 minutes - 810 KB

Target security speaking openly about the severity of the situation. Fuckin done..I expect a check for the full amount mentioned in the recording or it's twice that when I file suit. Get it done. Now.

Pig of A Bitch...

November 25, 2022 08:55 - 12 minutes - 4.94 MB

That episode title is a term I use to describe Tessa. I also like the term Shit Stain Sniffing Fuckin Loser. I like to come up with catchy ways to describe Jimbo and the shit stains. Cum Slurper is another one. Anything that is grotesquely descriptive as well as funny I am open to. Any ideas....please let me know.

My Name is Marcus Smith and I am Retarded...

November 25, 2022 08:50 - 3 minutes - 291 KB

This is the fuckin retard security guard at Mission Center Westfield and Target. He is a real piece of shit. His POS mother works there as well. She was in on the scheme as well and she knew I had done nothing wrong. You lied to destroy me and my family, Oso and Bella. I will tell the truth as supported by this recording in order to destroy yours. Fuck you. Are there no decent people in this world? I know there are but why are there so many shit bags that walk among us. Why is it that there a...

Fuckin Dumbass.....

November 25, 2022 08:43 - 5 minutes - 473 KB

The idiot that runs the security team at the Mission Center Target, part of the Mission Center Westfield Mall, who is also liable, owe me not only a significant apology but also a shit load of fuckin money. Let's call it 250 Million USD. No only did you admit to taking money from that shit stain Jimbo but your lies and bullshit remarks to the police led to me being falsely arrested and illegally detained. Not to mention the fact that I was poisoned by San Diego Police and left for dead but my...

Fatty and Lard Ass....

November 25, 2022 08:32 - 50 minutes - 4.6 MB

Well this one should fuck some shit up. So, from what I have been witness to....this world that we inhabit is full of the most corrupt, evil, self fulfilling, egotistical, well shit ego maniacal assholes that this planet has to offer. My goal is to set myself as well as all the others that have been fucked in the ass by the falsely and incorrect powers that think they may be, from the shackles of these fuckin assholes. So, if I end up dead in the next week or some how go missing I would look ...

You Pile of Shit.... You're a Former Fuckin District Attorney....Fuck You!

November 24, 2022 03:31 - 14 minutes - 1.31 MB

I created a third podcast because I was temporarily blocked out of this one. So after being fucked in the ass by the DA, my so-called Public Defender and the fucking Judge a God damn fucking Judge...I went to the restroom to collect my self and wash my ass out.... when these fuckin stupid ducks with an F can be audibly heard through the wall. I literally went there to collect my thoughts when I hear these shit stains discussing me and my case.i am at a loss at to what to do....I can't just wa...

Ulta-Mayhem....Kinda Like Ultimatum....

October 28, 2022 08:06 - 35 minutes - 32.5 MB

Well, shit. A series of unfortunate events for the proprietor as she deliberately decided to fuck me over for fifty fuckin dollars which will turn into probably five to ten million USD$. I found in the parking lot 5 incredibly expensive security tags with the ulta logo so i looked them up and they cost $120 a piece....so much for anti theft, but nonetheless I thought to return the tags because of their cost and hoped i may get a reward or something for bringing them back. The corporate policy...

Hell Must Be Full of Sweaty, Gross People....

October 27, 2022 10:01 - 9 minutes - 4.41 MB

I love the quote "May you always be on your way to hell but never arrive...." Meaning, in the lightest of ways, have some fun, do some good old fashioned sinning but be decent enough to actually go to heaven when all is said and done. There are some that i would love to see burn in hell for all eternity. However, some dumb cunt said that if I don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all. Well, fuck that. I wish certain shit stains an eternity of pain and shit and torture and mise...

That Dumb Cunt Keeps Running Her Fuckin Mouth....

October 27, 2022 09:39 - 6 minutes - 5.81 MB

This dumb cunt that tried to poison me and Bella and Oso deserves to be drown in a pool of piss and diarrhea. She is just one terrible piece of shit bitch whore prostitute. She is a fuckin loser. I have called this bitch out like six or seven times now and she does nothing. I will never forgive this cunt and i want her head chopped off. Things with her are not forgiven, they will never be forgotten and i have enough common sense not to do what should be done and that is just cut her head off ...

Not Exactly Sure....But Its Definitely Going.To Fuck Someone.....

October 27, 2022 09:13 - 22 minutes - 249 MB

The title kinda is self explanatory...but Jimbo and Tessa are both Shit stain sniffing fuckin losers. Kristi Kuhn, the Jizz Stain and some other total sack of shit are piece of shit, cum slurping, lying, cheating, thieving shit bag prostitute whore dirty fuckin cunts. Fuck you. Seen you when you get the electric chair or a lethal injection. I will be there in the front row watching your execution with a cocktail and a hot dog. Fuck you.

TJ Maxx Situation... what(i Expect A Settlement Soon....)!

October 07, 2022 12:00 - 12 minutes - 11.6 MB

I went to TJ Maxx and this is what happen.....these fucking assholes have no idea who i am but yet make assumptions that cost them their livelihood, their reputation and millions of dollars to their employers via discrimination lawsuits. Let's say fifty million... Seeing as how this asshole was trying to have me falsely arrested, again, where i may have been poisoned again by San Diego Police and left for dead to die of cardiac arrest alone in the streets of downtown. Fuck you. Youre a piece ...

Jimbo's Limp Dick Fails Again....(As Always)....Fuckin Loser!

October 07, 2022 11:51 - 24 minutes - 22.6 MB

What has no job, no money, no friends, no life, no house, no future, aids, a stolen EBT card, male pattern baldness, a small dick, an arrogant fucking piece of shit attitude but has 73 dicks in his ass and mouth combined at the same time.....? Come on.......his face.... this is a sleazy one....? Give up....its Jimbo and Tessa getting spit roasted together because they are fucked...in more ways than one. Fuck you Jimbo. You're a joke. A sad pathetic fucking loser joke.

What A Fucking Loser....Jimbo, That Jizz....

October 07, 2022 11:43 - 13 minutes - 12.3 MB

What kind of piece of shit fucking loser adopts a baby, because their own died, doesn't ever tell the adopted child of their status, spends their life sabotaging that adopted childs life because they not so secretly hate him and blame him for their own baby dying when the adopted child was coincidentally born on the same day and then after overcoming insurmountable odds becomes successful.....what does his piece of shit loser adoptive father jimbo do? He does what true shit stain sniffin fuck...

San Diego Humane Psycho Society....

October 07, 2022 11:21 - 6 minutes - 5.79 MB

The most identifying characteristic of being human is our ability to be inhumane towards one another.... That is a very bleak outlook for the future of our entire species. I for one am not too encouraged or optimistic....this isnt the first iteration and it probably won't be the last. Eat shit tessa and jimbo. I hate you shit stain sniffing fuckin losers. Go slurp some cocks and commit suicide together. That is the best plan you have available. I would take advantage while you can because onc...

You Kicked My Dog In Target....

September 28, 2022 22:50 - 22 minutes - 28.6 MB

Self explanatory title but it boggles the mind that i was never formally notified of the incident but i had to hear about it through other channels. I wonder what liability this opens the store and the lady that kicked Bella when I had my back turned and was looking some merchandise. Just to be clear that pile of shit Jimbo will lie to anyone to fuck me over and prevent any financial compensation to me. However, he is a shit stain sniffin fucking loser and he doesnt have any clout or any legi...

You Had An Opportunity....

September 28, 2022 22:39 - 17 minutes - 21.8 MB

I dislike when people dont do the right thing because shit stains like Jimbo fuckin lie their asses off in order fuck me over. I have no patience for people that purposely hurt others than try to escape and shirk responsibilities.