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My Brother, My Brother And Me

728 episodes - English - Latest episode: 6 days ago - ★★★★★ - 29.5K ratings

Free advice from three of the world's most qualified, most related experts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy. For one-half to three-quarters of an hour every Monday, we tell people how to live their lives, because we're obviously doing such a great job of it so far.

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Episodes

MaxFunDrive 2024: BoCo Highlights!

March 22, 2024 11:00 - 15 minutes - 14.3 MB

Happy MaxFunDrive everyone! We've been on the network approximately forever, and because of that our back catalog of bonus content can be pretty overwhelming. To help you out, here's some clips from three of our favorite pieces of bonus content from years past: The recreation of the Episode 400 Margaritaville Blue Carpet, where we were joined by special guest Matt Doyle; Prankee Doodle Dandy, where we forced our way through social anxiety to prank call people; and the long-lost Detroit Star ...

MBMBaM 703: GDP: Good Darn Podcasts

March 18, 2024 16:00 - 1 hour - 64.9 MB

Curl up at the foot of our rocking chair, the big brothers have got some Good Darn advice about making friends, getting free donuts, and collecting all the jewels. The one caveat is that we can only tell you about it when your mouth is full of dental tools.  Suggested talking points: And Bump it With You, You Can't Raise an Alpha Scorpion, Clean Grift for Boomer Jewels, Love Root Canal, Stake-Happy Adventure Jockeys  Foundation for Black Women’s Wellness: https://www.ffbww.org/ MaxFunDriv...

MBMBaM 702: Accountability For Crazy Puffs

March 11, 2024 20:30 - 1 hour - 68.7 MB

In anticipation of the Oscars, we’ve created a cool bot to predict the results, measure tall-people energy, and help bake cookies without burning them. Only the bot might be fixated on the clothed state of one wrestler in particular.  Suggested talking points: None Shorts on John Cena, WDZENTD (what does Zac Efron need to do), 450 Degree Rock in the Oven, I'm Not a Stabby Person, Toasty Cubes of Bread, Louisiana is the Boot of the Elf Man  Foundation for Black Women’s Wellness: https://www...

MBMBaM 701: Party Panda

March 04, 2024 17:00 - 59 minutes - 60.8 MB

Welcome to a world of puur imagninatinon, with all sorts of teets! Experience the magic with cool ice-skating tricks, a transcendent song about sandwiches, and of course, Chizza.  Suggested talking points: Anti-Graffiti Gobstopper, The Taste of Acting Degree Ink, Wet the Ice, Love that Low Rhythm  Foundation for Black Women’s Wellness: https://www.ffbww.org/ MaxFunDrive ends on March 29, 2024! Support our show now by becoming a member at maximumfun.org/join.

MBMBaM 700: Good Choices Today, Business Man

February 26, 2024 17:00 - 58 minutes - 60.2 MB

We've all got that dog in us today, so we're saying 'Ello 'Ello to some good advice about real British television shows, office lunch espionage, and faking your way through football. No real football learning required – we would never make you learn!  Suggested talking points: Telly Title Tellers, Little Chips Justin, Floral Purchases at the Liquor Store, Quarterback Pod, Bad Beef on Thursdays    The Marsha P. Johnson Institute https://marshap.org/ MaxFunDrive ends on March 29, 2024! Supp...

MBMBaM 699: The Platonic Dad

February 19, 2024 17:00 - 1 hour - 63.2 MB

Don't worry if you missed out on the pop culture zeitgeist in the big sport event! We've got the rundown on everything you missed: not going in twisters, anti-Valentines, Jon Bovie the cow musician, and hedgehog-adjacent tater tots.  Suggested talking points: Caffeine Porridge, An R2-D2 Full of Bath Bombs, Skibidi Valentines, Dolly Parton Drifting  The Marsha P. Johnson Institute https://marshap.org/ MaxFunDrive ends on March 29, 2024! Support our show now by becoming a member at maximumf...

MBMBaM 698: Don't Piss on a Shark

February 12, 2024 17:00 - 1 hour - 66.1 MB

This might be the closest we’ve come to an actual argument, but we worked it out all for the sake of giving you our best advice. Of course, at least one brother is very wrong about peeing in the ocean, the Dune vs Avatar debate, and breaking up via pizza.  Suggested talking points: Bummed Out Popcorn Bucket, Glasses on, Hair Up, Men's Riddle Activist, We All Have Our Darude Within Us, Swingey Todd  The Marsha P. Johnson Institute https://marshap.org/ MaxFunDrive ends on March 29, 2024! Su...

MBMBaM 697: Vamples

February 05, 2024 17:00 - 1 hour - 64.1 MB

Can you believe the Oscar mnomnations came out recently-ish? Congrats to the narminees: Jeff Dunham's puppets, the house across the street, Charles Entertainment Cheese, and the Cream Gentleman. Good luck to all those nerminated! Suggested talking points: Retirement is Death to a Puppet, Presidential Taco Bell, Damage to His Fun Centers, Jasper T. Jowl's Howlin' Hootenanny, I Don't Want Love, I want Donuts The Marsha P. Johnson Institute https://marshap.org/ MaxFunDrive ends on March 29, ...

MBMBaM 696: Robo Wants an Oreo

January 29, 2024 17:00 - 1 hour - 67.2 MB

We're getting our pitch together for billionaire Cube Markan and his friend Bald Randy. We have so many good business ideas we don't even know where to start: Ask me A Brother, Robert Cop, shopping mall snacks. Once we get in with Cube we'll chuck some ducats and make some buckets!  Suggested talking points: Hot Dead Famous People, Burner Brothers, Foot-Long Cookie Paddles, TravWife  World Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/ MaxFunDrive ends on March 29, 2024! Support our show now by becomi...

MBMBaM 695: Snuffling for Gubbins

January 22, 2024 17:00 - 1 hour - 66.7 MB

GET FIRED UP this Friday . . . Monday . . . because we're going treasure-hunting! You never know where you might find an antique violin, or an AI Companion, or maybe even wings with bones.  Suggested talking points: That's Not a Time, Grown Friend without Secrets, Crotch Emergency, Child's Basement Rainboots, Jeremy Lupin, Cousin Fazolis  World Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/ MaxFunDrive ends on March 29, 2024! Support our show now by becoming a member at maximumfun.org/join.

MBMBaM 694: Pre-Show Pzizz

January 15, 2024 17:00 - 54 minutes - 56.5 MB

This episode is coming to you, TravNation, hot from the high seas, where anything and everything is legal! That includes spaghetti showers, ham whittling, and your dad's LSD. We're gonna be here for a while, at least until the Merfolk invade the land.  Suggested talking points: Scurvalicious, Embrace Bouyancy, Wild Hog Soul, White Beyond our Years, Don't Touch Me Until I've Had My Shower  World Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/ MaxFunDrive ends on March 29, 2024! Support our show now by b...

MBMBaM 693: Run, Don't Wonk

January 08, 2024 17:00 - 1 hour - 63 MB

The most anticipated film is finally out in theaters and we're so excited that we're cussing up a storm. It's good there isn't a sign to stop us for this uncensored discussion about new gizmos, salty coffee, and the strongest Beatle.  Suggested talking points: Farewell to a Friend for The Clapper, Don't Call Santa Be Santa, Bart Simpsons Curse-Free Zone, Arm Truss, Where Are Triceps, Sweet Meets Salty For Your Cup of Coffee  World Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/ MaxFunDrive ends on Marc...

MBMBaM 692: The Naming of 2024

January 01, 2024 17:00 - 1 hour - 78.2 MB

Never before have we faced such a challenge as this: coming up with a year name that rhymes with "four". It's so unusual that it even caused a shift in the brother energy, so now there's a new Justin and we sure hope he remembers his Mavis Beacon lessons.  Suggested talking points: Not Every Bridge Goes to Somewhere, Limited Totemic Energy, The MB in MBMBaM is Mavis Beacon, Painted with the Color of Paranoia  World Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/ MaxFunDrive ends on March 29, 2024! Supp...

MBMBaM 691: The Sword of Good Grades

December 18, 2023 17:00 - 57 minutes - 58.9 MB

Rip yourself a fresh baguette, in half or length-wise, chug that 84% fresh milk, and grab your sword the size of a cookie sheet. It’s time for a training montage before seeing Wonka, as long as you keep your grades up. Suggested talking points: Mild Piquant of Griffin, Wonka Nate Silver, The Elder Statesman of Fish Throwing, The Smart Swordsman Doesn't Lose, A Yucky Phonetic Journey  Harmony House: https://harmonyhousewv.com/ MaxFunDrive ends on March 29, 2024! Support our show now by bec...

MBMBaM 690: Freewheeling Josh Types

December 11, 2023 17:00 - 1 hour - 62.1 MB

It took some time to compile, but it’s finally here: our Wonka gift guide. Share this extensive line of movie tie-in merchandise with your family and friends. Things like Wolf Blitzer Buddy Comedy, tiny truck nuts, and Noodle.  Suggested talking points: Tell Hugh if His Face is in the Movie, All Interpretations of Noodle are Valid, Grumpus McElroy, Big Package for the Little Package, The Mind is Not an Immortal Machine, Josh Outta Hell Harmony House: https://harmonyhousewv.com/ MaxFunDriv...

MBMBaM 689: I Live in the Walls of Downton Abbey

December 04, 2023 17:00 - 1 hour - 67.5 MB

Time is running out to talk about all the Wonka-verse tie-ins, and we're already falling behind! So it's a rapid-fire session about Wonka the Chocolate King, purple pancakes, DDR, and voting on airplanes.  Suggested talking points: JSMR, Chalamet-Bounding, Sinskull Shamy, Dragon Drop, Toilet Risotto, Shoes or No Shoes  Harmony House: https://harmonyhousewv.com/ MaxFunDrive ends on March 29, 2024! Support our show now by becoming a member at maximumfun.org/join.

MBMBaM 688: Face 2 Face: You Can’t Boo Through the Whole Thing

November 27, 2023 17:00 - 1 hour - 76.2 MB

This was during a very important sport game, so thank you Philadelphia for coming to the beautiful Miller Theater instead. We know how much Philly loves their sports, but we also learned they have a lot of feelings about other things, like large bees, studying, Step Mania, and Dolph Lundgren.  Suggested talking points: Dog Bees Got Wolfman Magic, Loudest Baddest Idea, The Curse of Pocket Grandpa, 12-year-old What Got Bigged, Salt Knuckles, Who is the Chief of the Munch Squad, Fix Our Specia...

MBMBaM 687: Trunchbull on the Phone, Temple Guards Behind Me

November 20, 2023 17:00 - 1 hour - 65.7 MB

Hello, you've reached My Brother, My Brother, and Me. We're kind of busy right now cooking actually five pounds of corn, deadlifting at the beach, and building the perfect booth to keep those nosy guardian angels from peeping on you. Don't leave a message, though, we definitely won't check. Just send a text like a normal person. \ Suggested talking points: So Much Corn Power, Pod Up the Garfield, Pre-Existing Arby's Account, Queso Erotic Dreamscaper, St Michelangelo's Jerkin-It Faraday Cage...

MBMBaM 686: Oompa What Now

November 13, 2023 17:00 - 56 minutes - 58.5 MB

We can finally talk about movies again, and we don't even know where to start. Just kidding, of course we do. We'll have to unpack Cold Ghost Busters another day, because it's time to get into the Wonkaverse!  Suggested talking points: Wonky Makes Me Feel Good, Berry-trocious, Ketchup Joke Surcharge, Anti-Sports Island, Jackson Pollock of Autumnal Flavor Fair Elections Center: https://www.fairelectionscenter.org/ MaxFunDrive ends on March 29, 2024! Support our show now by becoming a membe...

MBMBaM 685: Take the Egg

November 06, 2023 17:00 - 1 hour - 63.6 MB

Happy birthday to Justin and Travis! As a birthday treat, Griffin is taking over the episode to let them chill, bringing segments about plane seats, slang for immortals, and celebrity wine. It’s all punchlines, no setup.  Suggested talking points: Creamed Corn?, Rudd Run, Edgehogging, Hypermortality, You Would Get Langoliered, Sad Music Chris  Fair Elections Center: https://www.fairelectionscenter.org/ MaxFunDrive ends on March 29, 2024! Support our show now by becoming a member at maximu...

MBMBaM 684: Beta Bat Bet

October 30, 2023 16:00 - 1 hour - 65 MB

A representative from the Democratic Republic of Griffin has been granted special Travlomatic immunity to Trav Nation this week, and they're here to talk all about tasty eats for the creepy season: movie theater dinners, kids made of pizza, three donuts baked together, and delicious bugs just in your house.  Suggested talking points: Six Degrees of Ke$ha, Who's the Pace Horse, A Hearty Snack for Boys After Dark, Tech Deck Devil Sticks Reproductive Freedom for All: https://www.prochoiceamer...

MBMBaM 683: Cool Ranch for Drama, Nacho Cheese for Comedy

October 23, 2023 16:00 - 1 hour - 65.6 MB

We’d like to take a moment to sincerely apologize for the excruciating and honestly impressive detail, contained within this episode, concerning instruction on how to savor a certain fancy chocolate snack. We also thought about apologizing to our fantastic guestpert Felicia Day for a gross episode, except that she does offer advice about the intersection of IBS and therapy. Suggested talking points: Gross Nation Pee-Pee Vitamins, Go Woke Go Broke Dad, The Ferrero Rocher Ceremony, Fifth Wing...

MBMBaM 682: Face 2 Face: The Fourth Brother

October 16, 2023 16:00 - 1 hour - 79.2 MB

It’s the closest we’ll ever get to making our dad proud, live from the sports-themed WaMu theater in Seattle, WA. Join us as we learn more about cool French stuff, famous internet cats, and Griffin’s misconceptions about rodeo clowns.  Suggested talking points: Killability, Swizz Beats is Holding You Back, Bone-Ruggedness, Costume of the Nose, Good Eye It’s From France, You Wouldn’t Download an Aquarium Fish Reproductive  Freedom for All: https://www.prochoiceamerica.org/ MaxFunDrive ends...

MBMBaM 681: Strawberry Banana Bonanza Testicle Festival Shake

October 09, 2023 15:00 - 52 minutes - 54.7 MB

In the Spirit (get it?) of the season, we present you the three copyright-free brothers: Chaddy, Smelsa, and Shaquille O’Squeal. They’re here to educate us all about scary topics like acting, how to talk to children, and sloppy burgers.  Suggested talking points: Spirit Trampo-ween, No Christ No Pain, There’s Only so Many Seals Left, 24/7 Baby Craving, Jims from Juice, Put the Soup Burger at the End  Reproductive Freedom for All: https://www.prochoiceamerica.org/ MaxFunDrive ends on March...

MBMBaM 680: Wife Guy and Knife Guy

October 02, 2023 16:00 - 59 minutes - 61 MB

With Valentine's Day just around the corner in four short months, it’s time to start planning a romantic evening with your sweetheart. Oh, you don’t have any ideas yet? Well don’t worry, you can just explain to them the plot of Outlander as they gently drift off to sleep and that counts as a pretty successful date.  Suggested talking points: Key Bandolier, Keep Your Balls Warm, Girl Munch Interrupted, Baby Beluga Caviar, The Concord Milf-Hunters, Hubris and Humility, An Outside Bell  Repro...

MBMBaM 679: Pizza Slice Emoji (Sexual)

September 25, 2023 16:00 - 1 hour - 65.4 MB

It’s Saucetember and there’s only a few more days until the Brood Mother stops excreting into bottles and returns to the vat she’s used to. To celebrate, we’ve got a saucy episode for you, jam-packed with dog reunions, suggestive baguettes, egg birds, AND meat birds. This episode brought to you by Paul Oxo’s Good Grips Four Cup Fat Separator 4 Bois: “It shits the good stuff out.”  Suggested talking points: No Pickles for Breakfast, Clam Up, Life Finds a Way to Poach Chad, Look at These Hand...

MBMBaM 678: Travis-Level Funny

September 18, 2023 16:00 - 1 hour - 62.7 MB

Buckle up, y’all, Hogflesh pirate radio is taking over the waves! Join Skin Pigs, Hog Flesh, and Oink Meat as they talk about the sports we all love, sexy science nerds, and that one commercial with Tom Brady and the mattress.  Post-order Hunk Green’s 2018 novel “An Absolutely Remarkable Thing” at http://sphincterboy.com/  Suggested talking points: Touchdownton Abbey, Match-Rizz Matchmakers, Afflecktation, Our Cousin Billy Zane, Trickle-Ouroboros Economics Hawai’i Community Foundation: ht...

MBMBaM 677: Am I the Sphincter?

September 11, 2023 16:00 - 1 hour - 71.1 MB

It's that time of year again! Time to make our case to the great pumpkin demon so that we might be allowed to have that good good fall flavor in all our foods instead of being destroyed. Suggested talking points: Dr. Samantha Brainmedicine, Sigmund Slip, Griff of Theseus, Start Lickin', Pumpkmanis, Second Jeff, Soul Kegels Hawai’i Community Foundation: https://www.hawaiicommunityfoundation.org/ MaxFunDrive ends on March 29, 2024! Support our show now by becoming a member at maximumfun.org...

MBMBaM 676: Face 2 Face: Teddy Laid it Down Sideways

September 04, 2023 16:00 - 1 hour - 68.7 MB

LIVE from beautiful San Jose, a real Justin town, with questions about haunted wedding venues, accident cheese, and the looming threat that is robots giving us no more than the mandated number of chicken nuggets. Suggested talking points: The Holy Spirit Takes Orders from ME , Subliminal Jackson, Parkour Plateau, Pre-Show Big Burrito Bowl, Pennywise Ate All Our Posters Hawai’i Community Foundation: https://www.hawaiicommunityfoundation.org/ MaxFunDrive ends on March 29, 2024! Support our ...

MBMBaM 675: A Great Lay But a Real Wet Hug

August 28, 2023 16:00 - 55 minutes - 57.3 MB

We’re doling out the wisdom – that’s right, old school full-circle Farm Wisdom from us, to you. When’s the best time to eat asparagus? How do you clean that thick denim? And how do you get sand out of a Tuba? It’s You-you-useful information! Suggested talking points: Fartichokes, You Gotta Have a Mirepoix Going On, Laundry Antagonist, 25-21 Years Outside of Highschool, Storage Wars OST, Wet Stink Meat Please, Try to Vape the Piss Earthjustice: https://earthjustice.org/ MaxFunDrive ends on...

MBMBaM 674: Plato's Rave

August 21, 2023 16:00 - 1 hour - 77.9 MB

We’ve finally done it. We’ve come up with the single most ambitious business idea of all time. We want to tell you about it, but you’re gonna have to listen to the full episode, because conceptually it cannot be contained in this description. Also for real, we’ll know if you show up at the Container Store after you’ve listened. Don’t do it. Suggested talking points: Submitted for the Approval of the Gary Society, Chat GPT Made That Squirrel, We're PLURs, not WHDDs, Sauce on Six, Staind-Bran...

MBMBaM 673: Face 2 Face: You Will Pass Your Stones

August 14, 2023 16:00 - 1 hour - 64.4 MB

Live from the Balboa Theater during San Diego Comic-Con 2023, we've got a 4DX Experience for you that will have you feeling the soup. We're helping people in all dimensions with astral projection, cat hair, and a beaver heist.  Suggested talking points:  His Health is Great but I Want to Start Early, Paranormal Lovers, Astral Project or you’re fired, Birds Must Die, Hole Madness, Take a Penguin, Leave a Penguin Earthjustice: https://earthjustice.org/ MaxFunDrive ends on March 29, 2024! Su...

MBMBaM 672: Sure Thing, Dave Matthews

August 07, 2023 16:00 - 47 minutes - 49.9 MB

It’s August 2023, aliens are real, and so is Dave Matthews. He could be anywhere! In light of this new information, we’re doing our best to keep things light and loose so we’re ready for the upcoming taco wars that will define our founding-father given rights to Taco Tuesday for good.  Suggested talking points: Reggie Used to work at America, Crash into Dave, Filling the Pockets of Taco Bell’s Lawyers, The Code of the West  Earthjustice: https://earthjustice.org/ MaxFunDrive ends on March...

MBMBaM 671: Sun's Out, Pits Up

July 31, 2023 16:00 - 59 minutes - 60.6 MB

It's Sloppy Wet Boy Summer out here, just in time for August. We've got everything you need to do it up right, including a black tie tank top, mystery rocks, and Justin's handmade splinter-free lotion spatulas. Suggested talking points: Ben Shrekpiro, Hot Boy Hot Dog Summer, Malligator, Spatula Splinters, Like the rapper?, Shittles, Coffee Restaurants, Recursive Infinite Cookie Scheme Earthjustice: https://earthjustice.org/ MaxFunDrive ends on March 29, 2024! Support our show now by becom...

MBMBaM 670: Face 2 Face: Hey You, Learn How to Juggle!

July 24, 2023 16:00 - 1 hour - 79.2 MB

Live from the dreamy Carpenter Theater in Richmond, VA! We bring together the forces of Richard Stink, The Minions, and a prayer circle to ask the audience the most important question of our time: What is the milk of Cars? Suggested talking points: Successful Creep, Keep Your Pants Up, There’s no Angels in the Playoffs, Tailgate your Lunch Break, I Don’t Drink Fragrance Anymore World Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/ MaxFunDrive ends on March 29, 2024! Support our show now by becoming a m...

MBMBaM 669: Oomp, There It Is!

July 17, 2023 16:00 - 1 hour - 63.4 MB

Wee-ooh-wee-ooh, it’s Wonka-watch! Get that kid from Dune in here to make those magic chocolates! We’re so excited about the extended Wonkaverse, which will of course include starring films for all of the Wonkas, all featuring Andy Serkis as Huge Grant. Suggested talking points: Hot Topic Employee Energy, Wilder than Wilder and Deeper than Depp, Twonka, Paranormal Charles, Consume Slenderman for Fuel, Hidden Bepsi, Why Papa Make Chippy Horny World Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/ MaxFunD...

MBMBaM 668: A Honeypot for Rita Repulsa

July 10, 2023 16:00 - 1 hour - 62.1 MB

We've run out of search engines, so we’ve sent the spiders out crawling around for new things, and what they've discovered is that we curse a lot. Anyway it turns out we owe the swear jar over $10,000, so go on over to Batreon to help us out, and then we can say older and cooler cuss words. Suggested talking points: I Can Buy You Dump Time, Touch the Fish, Human Penguin, Batman Doesn't Keep His Grades Up, Slive Mas World Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/ MaxFunDrive ends on March 29, 2024...

MBMBaM 667: Face 2 Face: I’ll Miss You, Little Sailor Man

July 03, 2023 16:00 - 1 hour - 70 MB

Live from Raleigh, NC, the place where the sun make car hot – not wet or cold, how weird is that? But seriously, there are some banger questions from the audience about bee counting, astronomically famous YouTubers, and the accuracy of Slimer's buttcheeks.  Suggested talking points: Yard of Soup; The Piss Boy 5000, The Drone You Can Piss In; Whopper Perversions; Stolen Valor, Free Looksies; My Girl Disease; Nora Ephronepherine  World Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/    MaxFunDrive ends o...

MBMBaM 666: It's Your Mouth

June 26, 2023 16:00 - 55 minutes - 57.8 MB

To avoid the curse, forward this podcast to ten people immediately! Or you will be subject to a pile of leftover hotdogs, a giant crow that really wants to talk to you about something, and a friendly scorpion named Tank. Suggested talking points: Staring down the Barrel of a Tube Steak, Myth MythBusters Busters, The American Sun, Mouthtown: It's Your Thigh, Get Ready for a Flavor Mission Agent, A Scare-Guy Equality Florida: https://www.eqfl.org/ MaxFunDrive ends on March 29, 2024! Support...

MBMBaM 665: Face 2 Face: Cody-Pendant

June 19, 2023 16:00 - 1 hour - 77.7 MB

Live from the best venue in the contiguous United States in Milwaukee, WI! We're giving Wisconsonites advice about becoming a city-conquering mayor, big haunted boxes, and the sexiest bird you've ever seen.  Suggested talking points: Zwan Song Swan Song, Cine-Mark, 2460-Bun, I'm Paying Out of Pocket for Shipping, Un-hatted Babadook, BILF  Equality Florida: https://www.eqfl.org/ MaxFunDrive ends on March 29, 2024! Support our show now by becoming a member at maximumfun.org/join.

MBMBaM 664: Great Ass Wonkabater

June 12, 2023 16:00 - 59 minutes - 61.1 MB

Somehow, Willy Wonka has returned with all sorts of strange treats to look out for – and we mean LOOK OUT. Like massive cell blobs or flubbers, pizza pickle platters, and Slipknot masks. You've been warned. Suggested talking points: Swamp Your Wonka; To-Goo List; Reverse Anxiety; Mick on Mask; Mate, Feed, Kill; Doxx Your Mom; Loose Miasma of Donut Dreams Equality Florida: https://www.eqfl.org/ MaxFunDrive ends on March 29, 2024! Support our show now by becoming a member at maximumfun.org/...

MBMBaM 663: Comedy Comes from the Balls

June 05, 2023 16:00 - 1 hour - 61.9 MB

We’ve heard some positive affirmations about that Naming of the Year episode energy, so have we got one with that same energy for you, smack dab in the middle of the year! You know, as a check-in, just to make sure those vibes are still there.  Suggested talking points: Mr. Big Jeans, Webs n’ Posies, Farm-to-Table Anesthetic, Observation Veto Power, Schrödinger’s Joke, Hurtling towards Seinfeldville  Equality Florida: https://www.eqfl.org/ MaxFunDrive ends on March 29, 2024! Support our s...

MBMBaM 662: The Consequence Rate

May 29, 2023 16:00 - 58 minutes - 60.3 MB

We know sometimes the advice we give is unusual, but we would have a 100% success rate if people just followed it. Like some of the questions in this episode, which could just be solved easily with a desk full of jelly and knocking down all of the walls. Or, if all else fails, dual percussive massagers. Suggested talking points: Simply the Guest, Cyber Salsa and Cryptacos, Deez Sour Balls, Theraguns Akimbo, Talk Nerdy to Me, Flay Bobby Flay Brady United: https://www.bradyunited.org/   Ma...

MBMBaM 661: Billionaire Beyblades

May 22, 2023 16:00 - 57 minutes - 59.4 MB

The big question we’re addressing this week is: when is Griffin gonna pick a lane? Thanks to the ever-fruitful resource that is wikiHow, we’ve finally figured it out and ended up with the classic podcast trio of Disney Dad, Cool Emo Dude, and Siren Goddess. Suggested talking points: Allucard Stakes, Ice Cream Truckers, Lil’ Creamer, Seinfeld Babies, Smash Me Mommy, Gothffice worker, Whopper Memento, A Red Burger Now and a Red Shit Tomorrow. Brady United: https://www.bradyunited.org/ MaxFu...

MBMBaM 660: Non-Fungible Tote Bags

May 15, 2023 16:00 - 56 minutes - 58.7 MB

This episode is absolutely not sponsored by Alpha Legends 16: Fingers of the Resistence, the best mobile game about backpack management and customization. But if you use the special code TravIspoWeRninety-nine, you're guaranteed to get Jansport or better. That is, if you're good at games. You have to be good in order to spin good. Suggested talking points: Don't Tell the FCC About Podcasts, Butter Slaps, Heard, Chef, 'Speriment School, Be Careful with Genies, One Degree from Beans Brady Un...

MBMBaM 659: Dom Jeans

May 08, 2023 16:00 - 1 hour - 63 MB

You know, when we first made this deal with the djinn where we have to talk about Star Wars every May 4th in exchange for eternal life, it sounded like a great deal. But as time passes steadily into a future where the stars no longer exist, we find ourselves longing to talk about things like money candles, different Shreks, and stadium hamburgers. Suggested talking points: The Big Bazinga, Fump Kumpton, Beer Time-Out, Masterclass Perv, Is it Anointed?, Don’t Lick a Shrek Brady United: http...

MBMBaM 658: Bro's Better, Bro's Best: Ch. 231-243

May 01, 2023 16:00 - 1 hour - 67.9 MB

We’re on the road, so we’re bringing y’all a throwback best-of clip show, including the historic first ever Haunted Doll Watch.    Suggested talking points: Teen Google, Beef Nuggets, Caterpillar Mysteries, Stroking to Death, Salmon Burgers, Spanky Gazpacho, Babypizza    Brady United: https://www.bradyunited.org/ MaxFunDrive ends on March 29, 2024! Support our show now by becoming a member at maximumfun.org/join.

MBMBaM 657: Face 2 Face: We Stan the Target Tortillas

April 24, 2023 16:00 - 1 hour - 74.9 MB

Live from AUSTIN, at the Moontower Comedy Festival, the boys are back on the country roads with advice for Texas about sexy legos, Twisted Gen Z fast food, and bread that is so flat that it's TOO flat. Why is it so flat?? Suggested talking points: Another Boy Space, That Good John Tesh History, Frasier Frasier, Joseph Gordon Levitating, Pretzables, No Longer Serving in the War on Creepers Transgender Law Center: https://transgenderlawcenter.org/  MaxFunDrive ends on March 29, 2024! Suppor...

MBMBaM 656: Shagworth Boombastic

April 17, 2023 16:00 - 59 minutes - 60.7 MB

Have we got a deal for you! Pick a very high value coin – like the PR 70 Deep Cameo PCGS Quarter. Yeah, the one that's worth $17,250. You can have it! The only thing is that you have to . . . you have to eat the quarters. Suggested talking points: Heaven Gets Screeners, Occam's Candybar, [email protected], Bat Bones, Poo-doku, Hungry for Change Transgender Law Center: https://transgenderlawcenter.org/  MaxFunDrive ends on March 29, 2024! Support our show now by becoming a member at...

MBMBaM 655: Did Robotnik Send You?

April 10, 2023 16:00 - 53 minutes - 56 MB

Strap in, y’all, we’re getting intellectual in this one. We read about De Broglie wavelengths and we tried to use ‘em to let us enjoy a special frozen drink while watching the new Grease TV show, but that got too complicated. So instead we traveled to an alternate universe and set ourselves up for a PERFECT callback.  Suggested talking points: Big City Foley, Every Day’s a Day, Personal Pan Nobel Pizza Prize, Thanksgiving Wedding, Grease is the Drink Transgender Law Center: https://transge...