Mr Cleo
24 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 6 years ago - ★★★★★ - 12 ratingsMr Cleo is the world's foremost drunk scumbag psychic hotline comedy podcast. It is hosted by Jake Flores (@feraljokes) and features Danny Felts (@dannyfelts) and a revolving door of other comedians/fake psychics. It's really dumb but you already knew that.
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Episodes
Suicide is Aimless
August 20, 2018 03:55 - 1 hour - 84.6 MBHi the show's not canceled I just got really busy with other shit. We're back and you guys are all still very sad. I drank 4 high life tall boys during this and I was gonna do whip its but it turns out they're expensive. @feraljokes @dannyfelts @mrcleopod
I still have an accordian
May 02, 2018 11:00 - 42 minutes - 38.7 MBI still only know the one song. Also we are approached by a Russian hacker!!!!! spooky!!!!
Game of Phones
April 27, 2018 21:29 - 59 minutes - 54.3 MBI got an accordion app and learned to play exactly one song on it. @feraljokes @dannyfelts @mrcleopod
We're Back and I'm Tired as Hell About it
March 20, 2018 23:44 - 1 hour - 55.1 MBI'm too busy to write D&D so we're going back to Mr Cleo Classic. Also we haven't updated in a while because I fucked up and deleted the last episode like a psychic fucking idiot. I am so tired. Why do you have to do so much in this life, and get to choogle so little? It's a cruel, cruel, joke.
CHAPTER 003 - THE MAGICIAN'S YARD SALE
February 01, 2018 07:56 - 1 hour - 67.1 MBThe adventure continues as all hell breaks out at The Garden of Eatin' Ass. Featuring Danny Felts and a bug.
Chapter 002 - The Garden of Eatin' Ass
January 12, 2018 01:58 - 1 hour - 69.9 MBI am mega hungover and I tell some stories about dumb shit I've done that's almost gotten me killed. Then Blake calls in and kills The Fool and Hank from Iowa City, Iowa adventures to The Garden of Eatin' Ass
Chapter 001 - The Fool
January 05, 2018 00:08 - 1 hour - 60.6 MBIt's a new year and Mr Cleo, the psychic hotline podcast has emerged from the cocoon of winter in a new form. We bought a bunch of FX pedals and tabletop gaming equipment and liquor and shit and now the show is an interactive phone adventure game about wizards and the internet. HOO BOY 2018 is going to be fucking crazy. Mr Cleo is hosted by comedians Jake Flores and Danny Felts. @feraljokes @dannyfelts @mrcleopod
Halloween ass Mr Cleo w/ Raghav Mehta
November 02, 2017 05:01 - 1 hour - 56.8 MBIt was the night before Halloween and I thought everyone would be hungover like me from going hard on the weekend but I was only kind of right. Then the killer from Scream called in and I yelled at him. It turns out the real Halloween lesson was inside of us all along. Also Raghav was there being problematic. @mrcleopod @feraljokes @dannyfelts @ACLUOfficial
Angry Combative Tarot Readings pt 2 with a bunch of ppl
October 10, 2017 08:32 - 38 minutes - 34.9 MBNissan Motor Company Ltd, usually shortened to Nissan, is a Japanese multinational automobile manufacturer headquartered in Nishi-ku, Yokohama @feraljokes @dannyfelts @rachelmillman @jamiemanelis @cevichepapi
Angry Combative Tarot Readings pt 1 w/ Carlos Delgado, Rachel Millman, and Jamie Manelis
September 07, 2017 05:45 - 47 minutes - 43.4 MBLook we're already drunk from recording my smart guy educational podcast so we had way too much fun with this one and it went long so I split it into a cliffhanger like on The Dukes of Hazard or The Bachelor or something. The psychic hotline is bombarded with Rachel's legions of sweet sensitive boy twitter followers and one or two of my also sensitive boy twitter followers. Part 2 will be out in a week or so. @feraljokes @dannyfelts @rachelmillman @cevichepapi @jamiemanelis
My Dark Passenger w/ Alex Ptak
August 15, 2017 21:43 - 1 hour - 62.2 MBAlex Ptak @ptakjokes joins us to solve a mystery. @feraljokes @dannyfelts @mrcleopod
Head Diarrhea with David Spector
July 28, 2017 04:01 - 1 hour - 87 MBDavid Spector ( @AndDavidIsHere ) joins us to drink Danny's shitty expired beer and talk about wizards and opening your third (brown) eye. Then we piss off David's roommate. @mrcleopod @feraljokes @dannyfelts @anddavidishere https://www.patreon.com/mrcleo
Colorado Jackson w/ Devin Person and Viviana Rosales Olen
July 20, 2017 00:41 - 1 hour - 65.7 MBDevin Person (Brooklyn Wizard) and Viviana Rosales Olen (curator of the Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan 1994 Museum) join myself and Danny Felts to talk about Brody Stevens, Kim Cattrall, wizard shit, and we take phone calls from people with problems ranging from being very high to having diabetes and needing a cool new name. Devin Person https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/person-is-awake-brooklyn-wizard/ Vivana Rosales Olen @VivanaHHHH http://www.thnk1994.com/ Jake Flores @feraljokes http://fe...
Violent Unwashed Antifa Sympathizers w/ Jono Zalay
July 04, 2017 08:34 - 1 hour - 69.5 MBJono Zalay joins me and Danny as we discuss my recent twitter fight with Brody Stevens. This one is really political, but there's also an otter that can sucks it's own dick in there too. You can follow me @feraljokes Danny Felts @Dannyfelts Jono Zalay @JonoZalay and the otter here: https://twitter.com/JonoZalay/status/879137176306503681 rate review and subscribe on iTunes and most importantly GIVE US SOME MONEY ON PATREON BABY https://www.patreon.com/mrcleo
Stolen Velour w/ Kath Barbadoro and Blake Midgette
June 14, 2017 23:33 - 53 minutes - 48.9 MBThis week we are joined by recent ATX to NYC transplant Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro to talk about con artists and bathrooms. Then Blake Midgette barges into my podcast to shit all over it and I talk to a guy about pest control. As always Danny plays them keys. Rate review subscribe and give us money https://www.patreon.com/mrcleo
A Big Dick and a Brisket Full of Snakes w/ Alex Moore
June 01, 2017 23:58 - 1 hour - 87.4 MBI read a bunch of books and I'm good at the tarot cards now. I'm serious. I know you don't believe me because I CAN READ YOUR MIND and I AM INSECURE. Anyways we talk with Alex Moore and Werner Herzog and some callers about snakes, terrorists, brisket, and my shitty passport photo.
Witchcraft w/ Sydney Casey
May 25, 2017 07:31 - 1 hour - 72.4 MBSydney Casey (@SquidneyTX) talks about witchcraft, abortions, and Whataburger. I talk about fucking french horns and yelling the word "penis". Danny drinks yoohoo. Some people call in and I read from Ryan Sheffield's Ritual Abuse Tarot Deck. The plugs at the end already happened BUT YOU CAN STILL donate to the National Network of Abortion Funds aka the NNAF. You can ALSO donate to us at patreon.com/mrcleo
The Little [Rascals] w/ Kevin O'Brien
May 11, 2017 15:09 - 1 hour - 78 MBKevin O'Brien (@kevobrien), 1/2 host of Arguments and Grievances (@ArgueAndGreive) joins us to talk about protest culture and bathrooms. Also Norman Wilkerson calls in and demands a libertarian psychic reading.
Planes, Trains, & Automobiles w/ Irene Hartmann (SOUND FIXED)
May 09, 2017 03:44 - 2 hours - 116 MBSORRY if you tried to listen earlier this week and the sound was weird. I fixed it. Me and Danny Felts have guest Irene Hartmann come on to talk about unions and arguing with people on facebook, and then out of nowhere someone calls in and shit gets WEIRD in a good way.
My Shitty Goofy Impression Was Actually Good W/ Ian Fidance and Clare O'kane
May 03, 2017 06:03 - 1 hour - 70.4 MBHey guys, sorry this took 3 weeks to get out, I have been traveling and working like an idiot. Also I really phoned ;) this one in. I don't know what was going on. My blood sugar was low and I was just having one of the days when you don't wanna wake up everybody sucks, everything is fucked (bad limp bizkit guitar riff here). I'm joined by Ian Fidance @ianfidance and Clare O'Kane @babysfirstgun as well as, as always Danny Felts @dannyfelts. We talk to some callers, I accidentally call Misa a ...
Penis The Dog w/ Carlos Delgado and Blake Midgette
April 11, 2017 03:46 - 1 hour - 100 MBSorry this took 2 weeks, I've been busy trying to not die in New York. I'm joined by Carlos Delgado (@cevichepapi) and Blake Midgette again for some reason (@blakemidgette). Me and Carlos discuss curanderos and shit, Blake teaches us how to smoke crack, and we meet a ghost puppy named Penis. As always featuring me Jake Flores (@feraljokes) and Danny Felts (@dannyfelts) is back on them sweet keys. Sorry the first few sucked, I think we finally figured out what we're doing here. I just listened...
Too Drunk w/ Erik Bergstrom, Blake Midgette, and Sydney Casey
March 25, 2017 21:29 - 1 hour - 59.7 MBWe started way too late and got way too drunk on this one and went way too long so I edited it down to a bunch of clips. Shirts were taken off, I ashed in someone's beer, someone had sex 10 feet from the podcast. It was fucking crazy. Feat. Erik Bergstrom (@erik_bergstrom) Blake Midgette (@blakemidgette) and Sydney Casey (SquidneyTX)
HasBros feat. Hannah Cowger, Jess Reed, and Phil Causey
March 17, 2017 09:04 - 2 hours - 110 MBEp 2. Of Mr Cleo featuring Hannah Cowger (@HannahBioticz), Jess Reed, and Phil Causey. We use a pink Hasbro ouija board for teenage girls and I don't recognize multiple real life friends who call in. I'm an idiot.
Bear Man feat. Yedoye Travis, Alex Moore, Danny Felts, and Werner Herzog
March 07, 2017 09:24 - 2 hours - 118 MBThis is episode no. 1 of Mr. Cleo, the world's first drunk scumbag psychic hotline comedy podcast probably I'm not sure, what am I a mind reader? I take phone calls and read tarot cards badly with the assistance of my one man keyboard band, Danny Felts (@dannyfelts), comedians Yedoye Travis (@ProfessorDoye) and Alex Moore, and Werner Herzog. Also Boston Guy shows up. Brought to you by Ximarthazone-7.