Episode 319: 'Lights Out,' 'Ice Age: Collision Course,' 'Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie,' our 1,000th review

  0:00 - Hello; a call for new, shorter theme songs 5:05 - They only screened "Star Trek Beyond" in New York and L.A., and we don't live either of those places 6:40 - "Ice Age: Collision Course" review (Snider only) 12:20 - "Lights Out" review 19:35 - We celebrate our 1,000th review with a new searchable database! (Mark from Winnipeg helped a lot, so please check out TheLifeYouCanSave.org on his behalf) 24:10 - "Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie" review (Snider only) 28:10 - Maybe we'll talk about "Star Trek Beyond" next week 29:00 - QOTW (Mt. Rushmore of sci-fi movies) 42:40 - Brief, tactful Summer Box Office Challenge update, recap, goodbye   QOTW: In the tradition of "Bad Moms," "Bad Santa," "Bad Teacher," etc., what other occupation or calling usually presumed to be good could use a "bad" version? Casting and plot suggestions welcome.    REVIEWS:  Lights Out: C 4/10 Ice Age: Collision Course: C- n/a Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie: C n/a