The Beautiful Nightmare
162 episodes - English - Latest episode: 2 days ago - ★★★★★ - 1 ratingAs a woman, you’re perfectly imperfect, overworked and seriously misunderstood. You’ve got the shits with your family, your boss is a ‘Grade A Dick’ and all you want is to sail away with P!nk to a deserted island and eat sourdough. Bliss! Oh don’t forget self-care – add it to the bloody list. But let's face it, we’re the smarter species and live longer.
Shanelle and Tamara navigate the steep learning curve of life’s shit storm, giving you permission to stop, feel heard, and pour your beverage of choice.
Spoken with humour, heart and truth, it’s survival of the fittest and nobody’s winning.
If laughter is your tonic and you’re flying by the seat of your pants, this podcast is for you. (And also for those brave blokes who dare to listen).
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TIT BITS- BLOKES HOME ALONE
April 24, 2024 19:30 - 7 minutes - 8.91 MBTitbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story. Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday. Blokes home alone and left to their own devices. What do they get up to? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informat...
WHAT MEN DON'T KNOW
April 21, 2024 19:30 - 19 minutes - 22.5 MBThe Beautiful Nightmare Vox Pops the blokes to find out what they truly know about women. The result? Not much. Not much at all. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
TIT BITS- CHECHNYA
April 17, 2024 19:30 - 6 minutes - 7.29 MBTitbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story. Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday. The banning of particular types of music is a sad reality for many people the world over. How specific does it get? We're talking Bea...
FAKE IT TIL YOU MAKE IT
April 14, 2024 19:30 - 34 minutes - 39 MBCompliments are hard to receive, and having any form of self belief is a hard thing to wrangle. This episode Shanelle and Tamara chat about the difference between between pumping yourself up to get the job done and being a flat out dirty liar. Which one are you? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
TIT BITS- FACE TIME
April 10, 2024 19:30 - 6 minutes - 7.69 MBTitbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story. Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday. Face timing in cafes. Yes or no? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT- FROM THE ARCHIVES
April 07, 2024 19:30 - 46 minutes - 53.6 MBThis little number was too good not to share again. Amazon reviews at their funniest. Women's ball point pens, Robo Vacs and Gummy Bears that'll have you on the toilet, the internet has it all. Like this episode? Then check out earlier episode The Lies We Tell on Spotify or Apple Podcasts This episode was first published in February 2023 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
TIT BITS- I LIKE BIG BOOBS AND I CANNOT LIE
April 03, 2024 23:15 - 7 minutes - 8.85 MBTitbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story. Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday. Man says: 'Don't get a breast reduction! I like big boobs!'. Wife says: 'Get F%#$ed Kevin!'. Yep, one of those episodes... Hosted o...
OK, THAT'S WEIRD- FROM THE ARCHIVES
March 31, 2024 18:30 - 40 minutes - 46.9 MBToday we bring you an episode from our archives! In parenthood there is certainly no ‘one size fits all’ however, some things are so left of centre that they cause an adverse reaction and our immediate response is - ‘There is no way I’d do that!!'. On the flip side, when we share some idiosyncrasies with others (like swaying an invisible baby in the supermarket line when you hear another child cry), it's funny to admit, we're all weirdos in our own unique and wonderful ways. Shan and Tam...
TIT BITS- ULTRA WEIRD ULTRA SOUND
March 27, 2024 18:30 - 5 minutes - 6.81 MBTitbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story. Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday. Good idea to take your 8 year old to EVERY ultrasound appointment you have? Probs not. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for ...
SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN THAT
March 24, 2024 18:30 - 36 minutes - 41.2 MBStupid things fly out of our mouths on the daily, but sometimes these things can get you in trouble. From pegging to bad phone call endings, we've all been there done that. This episode shares our Nite Mary's best foot in mouth moments. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
TIT BITS- PHONES AND FILMS
March 20, 2024 18:30 - 7 minutes - 8.14 MBTitbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story. Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday. The cinematic experience can be influenced heavily by whom you go with, what snacks you choose or the other cinema goers surrounding ...
QUICK FIXES
March 17, 2024 18:30 - 36 minutes - 41.9 MBShort cuts, cutting corners, quick fixes; whatever you call them, we all do them. Sometimes these neat hacks work a treat. Other times it causes more grief than you ever intended. From panty hacks to cheating at the checkout, we hear from Nite Mary's about the true meaning of a 'quick fix'. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
TIT BITS- DOODLE AT THE URINAL
March 13, 2024 18:30 - 5 minutes - 5.93 MBTitbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story. Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday. Is it ok to use the men's toilets as a woman? And is it ok to chastise a man using a urinal whilst said ladies are in the men's toile...
DILF- WITH SPECIAL GUEST SEAN SZEPS
March 10, 2024 18:30 - 54 minutes - 62.6 MBThis episode Shanelle and Tamara speak to the incomparable Sean Szeps. He's the dad you love to follow, putting his own spin on the harsh reality of parenthood. All the way from the United States, he's one of ours now (and we're keeping him too...) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
TIT BITS- ONLY FANS
March 06, 2024 18:30 - 6 minutes - 7.8 MBTitbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story. Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday. Ever thought about signing up for an Only Fans page for some extra dough? (Who hasn't?) Just don't hide it from your partner. They're...
LOTTO WINNERS
March 03, 2024 23:35 - 36 minutes - 41.6 MBWinning the lottery is not always beer and skittles! Millions of dollars to spend on luxury cars, houses, and holidays in the Bahamas yet does it buy you happiness? Shanelle and Tamara discuss the pitfalls of winning the lottery, and regale stories from some unlucky punters proving money really is the root of all evil. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
TIT BITS- FAKING IT
February 28, 2024 18:30 - 4 minutes - 5.62 MBTitbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story. Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday. It's mystery shopping but in a hospital. Can these patients really pull off this risky hospital scam? Hosted on Acast. See acast.co...
TIT BITS- BIG KEV
February 21, 2024 18:30 - 5 minutes - 6.5 MBTitbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story. Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday. When a private boys school introduces co-education, a silent protest causes ripples through the community (and potentially those clea...
TIT BITS- DIRTY, EXHAUSTED PIGEON
February 14, 2024 18:30 - 5 minutes - 6.3 MBTitbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story. Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday. Spy pigeons. This episode is about spy pigeons. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
000 911 999
February 07, 2024 18:30 - 7 minutes - 9.02 MBTitbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story. Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday. Calling the emergency number can be a little dicey when you're not too sure how much of an 'emergency' you're really in. But death by...
MY FIRST JOB
February 04, 2024 18:30 - 54 minutes - 62.1 MBWe've all had them, we've all hated them, and we've all been fired? Well, at least Shanelle and Tamara have, and they're here to tell your their cracker moments. From those jobs that paid for our weekend escapades, to saving for that first car, part-time work was a means to an end. Ahh, those were the days... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
TIT BITS- BAD GRANDPA
January 31, 2024 18:30 - 6 minutes - 7.35 MBTitbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story. Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday. One naughty Grandpa pits his family against one another in a dark game of 'how many hours did you spend with Grandpa?' Hosted on Ac...
TIME WARP TIME
January 28, 2024 18:30 - 53 minutes - 60.8 MBDo you ever wish life were simpler? Like, 1985 simpler...when your only issue was waiting for dial up internet or missing the start of the Sunday movie because you had to go and pee in the ad break. Shanelle and Tamara reminisce about growing up in the 80's and 90's with some cosy nostalgia and one or two TV theme tunes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
TIT BITS- PRESENT STEALER
January 24, 2024 18:30 - 5 minutes - 6.78 MBTitbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story. Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday. Mother-in-Laws can sometimes be a little over bearing. But this one really takes the cake whilst planning her daughter-in-law's baby ...
WOMB WITH LEGS
January 21, 2024 18:30 - 33 minutes - 38.2 MBMen over the ages have always had strong opinions on what women should and shouldn't do. From Aristotle to Napoleon, Shanelle and Tamara endeavour to cancel them all! If only they were on Instagram... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
TIT BITS- HAGGIS SNACK
January 17, 2024 18:30 - 6 minutes - 6.98 MBTitbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story. Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday. This episode is brought you by HAGGIS- a delicious Scottish delicacy; a savoury pudding containing sheep's pluck inside a sheep's sto...
YOUR FANTASY LIFE
January 14, 2024 18:30 - 37 minutes - 43.3 MBFantasies! If we could read your dirty mind we'd be shocked! Whether it's a sexual fantasy, a daydream, or a that weird creepy dream where you slept with your sleaze ball boss (whyyyy?!!!) We all have 'em, and this episode, we’ll share 'em. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
TIT BITS- CROCODILE
January 10, 2024 18:30 - 5 minutes - 6.36 MBTitbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story. Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday. Never smile at a crocodile. Or perhaps just don't go out fishing in croc infested waters. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f...
CELEBRATIONS
January 08, 2024 00:50 - 33 minutes - 38.6 MBThe ladies are back for a brand new year of frivolity in 2024! If you can related to the post Christmas brain fog and come down from the holiday season, then this one's for you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
TIT BITS- BAD SANTA
December 20, 2023 18:30 - 6 minutes - 7.77 MBTitbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story on Mum's Lounge. Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday. For Christmas, have you ever received lingerie from you father-in-law? Or perhaps a leaf blower when you live in an ...
THE BEAUTIFUL NIGHTMARE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL 2023
December 17, 2023 18:30 - 39 minutes - 44.8 MBIt's December already (seriously, how did we get here?) and the silly season has begun. Shanelle and Tamara have noticed a particular vibe that occurs whenever you walk into a shopping precinct around this time. People are freaking nuts. Nite-marys send us their best shopping horror stories that are sometimes hard to believe. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
TIT BITS- MINGEN CHEESE
December 13, 2023 18:30 - 5 minutes - 5.99 MBTitbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story on Mum's Lounge. Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday. Rory from the U.K has created the smelliest cheese known to mankind, just in time for Christmas. Stocking stuffer any...
SORE LOSERS
December 10, 2023 18:30 - 40 minutes - 46 MBAfter commiserating their defeat at the Podcast Awards, Shanelle and Tamara chat to Sian and Jess from The Chronic Sister's Podcast about dealing with losing. Are we sore losers, and is that ok?? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
TIT BITS- NINJA SKUNK
December 06, 2023 18:30 - 6 minutes - 8 MBTitbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story on Mum's Lounge. Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday. So what is a Ninja Skunk?? Good question. We weren't sure either until this little gym story clarified everything. ...
THAT'S INSULTING
December 03, 2023 18:30 - 43 minutes - 49.5 MBOoh how we love to swear, use expletives, hang shit, dish it out; however you phrase it, we love to do it. Insults are a global tool in which to offend ones mother or to make us feel better. But why do we use foul language to expel our anger? This episode also takes on some serious elements relating to key board warriors, the Aussie Tall Poppy Syndrome and the Scandinavian Law of Jente. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
TIT BITS- KINDY MUM
November 29, 2023 18:30 - 5 minutes - 6.67 MBTitbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story on Mum's Lounge. Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday. Who are these people that feel entitled enough to put unreasonable demands on kindy teachers? We've found one, and sh...
TIT BITS- SNAKE BITE
November 22, 2023 18:30 - 5 minutes - 5.82 MBTitbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story on Mum's Lounge. Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday. Here's some great advice- don't pick up a snake. Ever. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
TIT BITS- YOUR PLANE IS BOARDING
November 15, 2023 18:30 - 5 minutes - 6.41 MBTitbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story on Mum's Lounge. Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday. So hailing a bus is not the same as hailing a plane. Or is it??? One woman flying from Canberra to Adelaide seems to ...
OBSESSION
November 12, 2023 18:30 - 45 minutes - 51.7 MBNope, it's not an episode about the life and times of Calvin Klein, it's about the little obsessive compulsive things we do, that we need to do, to make us feel like all is right in our world. From shower stretching to writing your own sexy screen play in your head, it's time to out yourself loud and proud. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
TIT BITS- NO RESPECT, NO SERVICE
November 08, 2023 18:30 - 7 minutes - 8.14 MBTitbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story on Mum's Lounge. Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday. Imagine being charged extra at a restaurant just because you have kids. Yep, that's what one restauranteur owner in G...
WOMEN WITH CANES- WITH SPECIAL GUEST JAMES MCCANN
November 05, 2023 18:30 - 49 minutes - 56.1 MBJames Donald Forbes McCann is a writer / stand-up comedian / composer / poet / essayist / critic / rapper / copywriter / motivational speaker / social media influencer / radio presenter / self-help guru / captain of industry. Wowser. Most importantly, he's The Beautiful Nightmare's first Season 10 guest. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
TIT BITS- CREEPY CLOWN
November 01, 2023 18:30 - 5 minutes - 6.69 MBTitbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story on Mum's Lounge. Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday. Halloween is here! And what better way to celebrate this pagan ritual then to head to Scotland, where one creepy clow...
STUPID STUFF
October 29, 2023 18:30 - 33 minutes - 38.6 MBWhether it's from the mental load, everyday distractions or an iron deficiency, we can all be extremely stupid sometimes. Shanelle and Tamara share their best stupid moments in an effort to make you feel better about your own dumb ass experiences. Celebrities also get a guernsey on this one! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
TIT BITS- DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER
October 25, 2023 18:30 - 5 minutes - 6.1 MBTitbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story on Mum's Lounge. Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday. One bloke turns to Reddit to work out if it's weird his brother gave his wife a $3000 diamond necklace, and the gals ...
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
October 22, 2023 18:30 - 36 minutes - 41.6 MBAussies! They're an interesting bunch, and if you are one, the girls will remind you of just how comical you are to the rest of the world. For those who aren't Aussies, here's your first lesson in what we're really like. Bloody oath it'll blow your socks off! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
TIT BITS- CAN'T TOUCH THIS
October 18, 2023 18:30 - 5 minutes - 6.41 MBTitbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story on Mum's Lounge. Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday. How many times must people be told? If you see a pregnant belly DO NOT TOUCH IT! Feel free to ask, but be prepared to...
TEACHERS
October 15, 2023 18:30 - 36 minutes - 41.7 MBOoh the secret world of teachers. If you're not one, you're an outsider, with very little way of knowing what makes them tick, what they're really thinking and how they manage to suppress the urge to use swear words/date the PE teacher/ eat their student's lunches. Shanelle and Tamara speak to a couple of teachers and share their biggest blunders in the class room, whilst chuckling at a decent amount of stories from Beautiful Nightmare listeners. This episode will make you re-think your child...
TIT BITS- SECRETS MEN KEEP
October 11, 2023 18:30 - 8 minutes - 9.3 MBTitbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story on Mum's Lounge. Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday. You wouldn't think they'd be much on a day to day basis men could possibly hide up in the ol' noggin, but you'd be su...
ROAD RAGE
October 08, 2023 18:30 - 42 minutes - 48.3 MBWe're all guilty of cutting someone off, getting pissed at cyclist or just plain flippin' the bird at that bloke in the Commodore. But what about when we're the victim's of road rage? Our listeners share their funny, but sometimes horrifying stories of experiences on the road. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
TITBITS- CHECKOUT DOGS
October 04, 2023 18:30 - 7 minutes - 8.28 MBTitbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story on Mum's Lounge. Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday. Are savage dogs really the future of supermarket security? Will self-service checkouts mandate our tomatoes? And how ...