Eric paints and Jon does #nothingMuch. Riot profits more from *not* mining BitCoin (thanks #texas!), Microsoft releases 121 fixes for patch Tuesday, and a way to read uninitialized memory from CPU cache. For fun we have the Ig Nobel Prizes, and (thanks #science) how to use dead spider bodies as claw machines.

0:00 - Intro 11:57 - Riot Power Credits 13:47 - Hacking Fuel Pumps 19:43 - Patch Tuesday 23:07 - Æpic Leak 29:55 - Ig Nobel Prize 35:06 - Dead Spiders