Morrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)

#380 - LAFC Recap! Columbus preview!

April 15, 2024 04:50 - 1 hour - 120 MB

Someone has to know someone who wants to adopt the world's biggest, raddest doodle, Fozzie. Look how cute his new pictures are! https://www.petfinder.com/dog/fozzy-70633690/wa/kennewick/benton-franklin-humane-society-wa07/

#379 - SKC Recap! Humane society! LAFC preview!

April 10, 2024 00:45 - 1 hour - 115 MB

There are a TON of good dogs at the humane society right now https://www.oregonhumane.org and Fozzy is STILL AVAILABLE https://www.petfinder.com/dog/fozzy-70633690/wa/kennewick/benton-franklin-humane-society-wa07/

#378 - Vancouver recap! SKC preview!

April 02, 2024 04:55 - 51 minutes - 90.8 MB

Fozzy is still up for adoption https://www.petfinder.com/dog/fozzy-70633690/wa/kennewick/benton-franklin-humane-society-wa07/ and Rickshaw Billie will be here Wednesday https://aftontickets.com/Rickshawbillie

#377 - Adopt Fozzy! Philadelphia recap! Vancouver preview!!

March 27, 2024 02:57 - 1 hour - 109 MB

I will give 5 minutes of airtime to anyone who adopts Fozzy - the biggest goofiest dog you are ever going to meet in your life. https://www.petfinder.com/dog/fozzy-70633690/wa/kennewick/benton-franklin-humane-society-wa07/

#376 - Houston recap! Welcome Cabecita! Philadelphia preview!

March 19, 2024 23:38 - 49 minutes - 86.5 MB

Listen to Rickshaw Billie's Burger Patrol and meet me at Mano Oculta on April 3. https://www.manooculta.com. Email us at morrisonicpod at gmail dot com

#375 - NYCFC recap! Around MLS! Houston preview!

March 13, 2024 01:29 - 1 hour - 98 MB

Soccer is dumb, enjoy! Email morrisonicpod at gmail if you live near Kennewick and want to scope out a dog for Pat!

#374 - Oscars podcast!

March 07, 2024 06:10 - 3 hours - 316 MB

Dan from Timbros joins us to say stupid stuff about a crap movie called Oppenheimer!

#373 - DC United recap! DaBella Ciao! MLS suuuuucks! NYCFC preview!

March 04, 2024 04:41 - 56 minutes - 92.9 MB

Thanks for the wellwishes and sympathy regarding Arlo! morrisonicpod at gmail!

#372 - Colorado recap! DC United preview! Happy trails Arlo!

February 28, 2024 05:26 - 1 hour - 130 MB

Soccer ends around the 56 minute mark, then its all woohoo and dead friends. Listen at your peril! morrisonicpod at gmail dot com

#371 - Kit Review! Season opener preview!

February 22, 2024 14:36 - 1 hour - 138 MB

The audio on this one was weird and rough. I actually tried to edit it, but I'm not sure if I made it it worse.

#370 - Season preview

February 16, 2024 02:09 - 1 hour - 107 MB

A somewhat rushed but well intentioned season preview. Email us at morrisonicpod at gmail.

Oscars Trailer!

January 25, 2024 00:45 - 15 minutes - 20.9 MB

Join Pat and Dan from Timbros in our annual Oscar podcast in March. Between now and then go ahead and watch all these damn movies. None of them are bad, for once.

FIXED #369 - Midwinter stuff. Adios Yimmi! Thorns sale!

January 11, 2024 23:20 - 1 hour - 93.7 MB

I POSTED SOMETHING AN HOUR AGO WITH AN EXTREMELY IRRITATING LAG. USE THIS INSTEAD. Green is the color - https://greenisthecolor.substack.com LockedOn Blazers - https://lockedonpodcasts.com/podcasts/locked-on-blazers/

#368 - So long Seba! Some other stuff!

December 07, 2023 17:43 - 43 minutes - 60.7 MB

Morrisonic Christmas playlist is up on Apple music. The old one is on spotify but you'll need to add Billy Squier yourself

#367 - New coach, who dis?

November 07, 2023 03:47 - 45 minutes - 59.1 MB

There's a LOT of swearing in this episode.

#366 - Houston recap! Some random talk about a season that is over!

October 26, 2023 17:05 - 47 minutes - 67.4 MB

That's it. That's all we got.

#365 - Montreal recap! Houston preview! Some coaching stuff!

October 11, 2023 03:26 - 54 minutes - 75.3 MB

Watch Rooney on Amazon, then watch Beckham on Netflix then meet us back here in a week

#364 - LA Galaxy recap! Montreal preview!

October 04, 2023 00:33 - 59 minutes - 83.8 MB

Honestly, the failing New York Times can absolutely get bent. Keep Portland's name out your goddamn mouth. #rctid

#363 - Colorado recap! LA Galaxy preview!

September 27, 2023 02:45 - 53 minutes - 74.8 MB

Sorry fellow Sad Dads, nothing but cheery soccer talk today.

#362 - College drop off talk! San Jose recap! Colorado preview!

September 22, 2023 02:48 - 55 minutes - 78.4 MB

Create a narrative that gets yuo where you need to go people!

#361 - Only soccer this time

September 19, 2023 21:12 - 19 minutes - 27 MB

We did a solid 20+ minutes of dad talk and I lost it. It was my favorite Morrisonic ever. We're both going to be fine, but at different rates of recovery.

#360 - Chivas USA recap! So long Grandpa Bruce! Austin preview!

September 14, 2023 16:19 - 51 minutes - 73.1 MB

Go see Kill Michael, they are rad.

#359! Vancouver recap! RSL recap! Seattle recap! Chivas USA preview!

September 06, 2023 02:13 - 58 minutes - 78.3 MB

You're just Chivas in disguise Oh oh you're just Chivas in disguise Oh oh you're just Chivas You're just Chivas You're just Chivas in disguise

#358 - Emergency pod! Gio is out!

August 22, 2023 05:25 - 59 minutes - 84.9 MB

#357 - Monterey recap! Some other stuff!

August 08, 2023 22:34 - 1 hour - 111 MB

It's only like 4 minutes of death talk . . .

#356 - New Zealand! San Jose recap! Tigres recap! Monterey preview!

August 02, 2023 01:47 - 1 hour - 85.1 MB

Please adopt Alfie. https://www.oregonhumane.org/adopt/details/286193/ Morrisonicpod at gmail

#355 - Columbus recap! A tiny Leagues Cup preview!

July 18, 2023 15:16 - 33 minutes - 47.2 MB

It was quick but light . . . morrisonicpod at gmail

#354 - Colorado recap! Columbus preview!

July 15, 2023 00:02 - 29 minutes - 41.7 MB

Honk if you're still listening! morrisonicpod at gmail

#353 - Minnesota and Colorado recaps! Moreno wants out!

July 07, 2023 04:11 - 51 minutes - 72 MB

If you are still listening to Timbers podcasts at this point you are a maniac . . . .

#352 - Chicago and NYCFC recap! Minnesota preview!

June 27, 2023 19:04 - 39 minutes - 56.6 MB

Let's get this over with.

#351 - Dallas and San Jose recaps! Chicago and NYCFC previews

June 20, 2023 19:57 - 44 minutes - 61.3 MB

Plus some Messi talk

#350 - Seattle recap! Dallas preview!

June 06, 2023 22:20 - 47 minutes - 64.4 MB

I am busy, no notes this week. morrisonicpod at gmail

#349 - SKC recap! Stupid Seattle preview!

May 30, 2023 23:25 - 48 minutes - 66.5 MB

Send someone a handwritten note telling them how much you appreciate them. morrisonicpod at gmail dot com

#348 - RSL and Minnesota recap! Minnesota preview!

May 24, 2023 00:55 - 48 minutes - 67.1 MB

SAY NICE THINGS ABOUT PORTLAND!!! Probably not its soccer team about the moment, though. https://www.portlandmercury.com/say-nice-things-about-portland/2023/05/17/46509660/say-nice-things-about-portland-a-manifesto

#347 - RSL recap! Vancouver recap! France! RSL preview! Minnesota preview!

May 16, 2023 23:18 - 56 minutes - 77.5 MB

I'll get the audio fixed this week probably. Go Blazers.

#346 - Austin recap! Vancouver preview!

May 10, 2023 23:03 - 40 minutes - 55.8 MB

Yikes, sorry about the audio quality, our recording device is stuck on 100 and maybe I have to replace it. Happy Mother's Day.

#345 - St Louis CITY RECAP! Austin preview.

May 03, 2023 00:07 - 39 minutes - 55 MB

all that and half a story about a duck. email us at morrisonicpod at gmail dot com

#344 - Cincinnati recap! St. Louis

April 25, 2023 23:12 - 47 minutes - 67.6 MB

sorry for the energy level on my end, I have been up for a really long time

#343 - I believe in you, Dairon. Your magic is real.

April 19, 2023 00:00 - 47 minutes - 68.5 MB

Sounds dumb for a podcast to say, but there really are no words.

#342 - Vancouver recap! Sounders preview!

April 11, 2023 23:20 - 26 minutes - 36.5 MB

Bingo bango! Sugar in the gas tank! Chancey Billups is a BUM

341 - FC Dallas recap! Vancouver preview!

April 04, 2023 23:00 - 43 minutes - 61.1 MB

Just soccer today, folks. Straight down the middle.

#340 - LAGalaxy recap! FC Dallas preview!

March 31, 2023 03:07 - 38 minutes - 54.5 MB

Yes its's Thursday but Pete was on vacatioln in Canada and I wasn't going to bother him to talk about this crap.

#339 - ATL recap! Getting old! LA Galaxy preview

March 21, 2023 21:19 - 51 minutes - 70.4 MB

Listen to Big Boy talk about Dallas real estate https://overcast.fm/+9VStHdkjA and DON'T LET THE OLD GUY IN.

#338 - St Louis CITAAAAAAY recap! ATL preview!

March 14, 2023 22:43 - 43 minutes - 60.3 MB

There is a disturbing amount of soccer content in this one. It's, like, all soccer. Which is tough, because currently the Portland Timbers, um, stink.