SIMI’S LOSER AND WINNER OF THE DAY

Loser

57-year-old Christopher Greyshock, of West Milford, New Jersey

On Sunday Christopher was arrested after he rear-ended a car, failed a sobriety test and police discovered an open bottle of whiskey and suspected marijuana in his car.

The crash came about an hour after his team, the New York Jets, lost 41-10 to the Buffalo Bills.

When questioned by police, his reason for his brush with the law was simple.\

"I drank too much because the Jets suck,"

Greyshock's car was impounded and he was charged with assault by auto because the driver he hit was injured, DWI, reckless driving and drug possession, police said.

After he was processes and issued his traffic summonses and charges, he was turned over to a "responsible adult," the release stated.

Winner

Anonymous neighbourhood mother from Vancouver

We would like to think Twitter user Tom Pearce for this winner of the day.

Loser

57-year-old Christopher Greyshock, of West Milford, New Jersey

On Sunday Christopher was arrested after he rear-ended a car, failed a sobriety test and police discovered an open bottle of whiskey and suspected marijuana in his car.
The crash came about an hour after his team, the New York Jets, lost 41-10 to the Buffalo Bills.
When questioned by police, his reason for his brush with the law was simple.\
"I drank too much because the Jets suck,"
Greyshock's car was impounded and he was charged with assault by auto because the driver he hit was injured, DWI, reckless driving and drug possession, police said.
After he was processes and issued his traffic summonses and charges, he was turned over to a "responsible adult," the release stated.

Winner

Anonymous neighbourhood mother from Vancouver

We would like to think Twitter user Tom Pearce for this winner of the day.