Loser

26-year-old Rocky Dumais from Nebraska

Rocky was charged with DUI after plowing his Buick into a tree and a wall.

He told responding officers that he'd crashed because, in his own words, he was forced to drive "like Ace Ventura" with his head out the window in the rain because his windshield wipers didn't work.

Testing revealed Dumais to have a blood alcohol content of 0.137.

While Dumais was uninjured, according to police, his Buick was heavily damaged in the accident.

 The damage to the tree and retaining wall was valued at approximately $500

Dumais was charged with driving under the influence, possession of drug paraphernalia, leaving the scene of an accident, and driving with a suspended license.

 It remains to be seen whether Dumais will be able to fit into a parking spot like a glove at his court date.

 

Winner

John, Daniella, and the New York Police Department

A couple whose wedding proposal went horribly wrong will get their happy ending after all, CBS New York reports.

 The New York Police Department said police have found the happy couple and are working to return the engagement ring after it fell down a utility grate.

Loser

26-year-old Rocky Dumais from Nebraska

Rocky was charged with DUI after plowing his Buick into a tree and a wall.
He told responding officers that he'd crashed because, in his own words, he was forced to drive "like Ace Ventura" with his head out the window in the rain because his windshield wipers didn't work.

Testing revealed Dumais to have a blood alcohol content of 0.137.
While Dumais was uninjured, according to police, his Buick was heavily damaged in the accident.
 The damage to the tree and retaining wall was valued at approximately $500
Dumais was charged with driving under the influence, possession of drug paraphernalia, leaving the scene of an accident, and driving with a suspended license.
 It remains to be seen whether Dumais will be able to fit into a parking spot like a glove at his court date.

 

Winner

John, Daniella, and the New York Police Department

A couple whose wedding proposal went horribly wrong will get their happy ending after all, CBS New York reports.
 The New York Police Department said police have found the happy couple and are working to return the engagement ring after it fell down a utility grate.