Loser

Andrew Francis Lippi, 59, from Florida (where else?)

Andrew found the dough for an $8 million island off Key West –but was apparently too cheap to cough up the cash for household items he stole them from Kmart, according to reports.

 

Andrew was arrested over the weekend after police said he schemed to rip off Kmart of $300 in household goods.

 

According to the news outlet, Lippi had swiped $300 worth of goods that included a Keurig coffee maker, a Hamilton Beach coffeemaker, eight light bulbs and a bed skirt from a Key West Kmart.

 

Sometime between March 30 and April 5, Lippi bought the wares from the big box department store and then returned the original packaging boxes with other items packed inside, The Miami Herald reported, citing a police report.

 

Cops say Lippi put a basketball in the Keurig box instead of the $165 coffeemaker, put old light bulbs in the box for the bulbs, and put a pillowcase in the packaging instead of the bed skirt.

 

The Hamilton Beach coffeemaker was swapped out with an older model, according to the report.

 

Lippi denied the allegations to The Miami Herald but refused to go into detail.

Winner

Jitendra Singh, a 7-11 owner from Toledo, Ohio

Rather than calling the cops on a teenage boy who was caught stealing snacks, Jitendra sent him home with even more food.

Loser

Andrew Francis Lippi, 59, from Florida (where else?)

Andrew found the dough for an $8 million island off Key West –but was apparently too cheap to cough up the cash for household items he stole them from Kmart, according to reports.

 

Andrew was arrested over the weekend after police said he schemed to rip off Kmart of $300 in household goods.

 

According to the news outlet, Lippi had swiped $300 worth of goods that included a Keurig coffee maker, a Hamilton Beach coffeemaker, eight light bulbs and a bed skirt from a Key West Kmart.

 

Sometime between March 30 and April 5, Lippi bought the wares from the big box department store and then returned the original packaging boxes with other items packed inside, The Miami Herald reported, citing a police report.

 

Cops say Lippi put a basketball in the Keurig box instead of the $165 coffeemaker, put old light bulbs in the box for the bulbs, and put a pillowcase in the packaging instead of the bed skirt.

 

The Hamilton Beach coffeemaker was swapped out with an older model, according to the report.

 

Lippi denied the allegations to The Miami Herald but refused to go into detail.

Winner

Jitendra Singh, a 7-11 owner from Toledo, Ohio

Rather than calling the cops on a teenage boy who was caught stealing snacks, Jitendra sent him home with even more food.