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Morning Crankers

44 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 9 ratings

Morning Crankers is a new comedy variety morning show! Morning crankers is for the working men and women of America. Jeremy Hanson "Hans" and Dan Baker "Gred" make this show funny, witty and feel good in ways only they can deliver. Join us as we take a journey Monday - Friday of the weird, odd, funny, happy serious and contentious!!! Welcome to Morning Crankers!!

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Episodes

Morning Crankers EP 108 Boston Matt addittion

August 21, 2021 14:41 - 1 hour - 62.3 MB

living single "aint" easy lol!! We make fun of each other as a challenge of who wont get offended!! Adult themed show!!

Morning Crankers EP 108 Olympic stories, Ozarks Nixa native going for gold, Mystery bug bites, jet pack man strikes again

August 02, 2021 15:25 - 43 minutes - 40.1 MB

Morning Crankers EP 108 we talk about some Olympic stories including young lady representing the Ozarks from Nixa MO who will be going for the gold!! Mysterious jet pack man spotted again at up to 6000 feet. Bug bites in Virginia blistering the scientific community to come up with answers, they came with brood x the cicadas!! And more on Morning Crankers!!

Morning Crankers EP 107 Super Spreader

July 30, 2021 16:38 - 55 minutes - 50.9 MB

Morning Crankers EP 107 we talk about the Green Bay Packers Drama with Rodgers. We also talk about the new science that says vaccinated people can be a super spreader. All on this July 30th addition of Morning Crankers.

Morning Crankers Episode 106

July 28, 2021 16:27 - 50 minutes - 66.1 MB

On todays episode of Morning Crankers ep 106 we talk about shrink-flation and what is happening in America. From Ice Cream to industrial parts we have shortages with no end in site!!

Morning Crankers EP 105

July 27, 2021 16:27 - 43 minutes - 40 MB

Today we talk about the Packers big news and how this could be a poison pill for the Packers. We also talk about record breaking sales of video games and more on this 105th show.

Morning Crankers EP104

July 26, 2021 15:53 - 41 minutes - 37.8 MB

Morning Crankers EP 104 What is the state of America, the good the bad and how we fundamentally fix it. Day 1 of the olympics not so good for America. Inspiring 13 yr old business owner from the Ozarks. The gun that kiled Billy the Kid is coming up for auction. New Guiness world record for most high 5's and low 5's skydiving. Florida man in bubble contraption gets beached and more on Morning Crankers 7/26/21

Morning Crankers EP 103 important message!!

July 23, 2021 16:50 - 56 minutes - 51.5 MB

On todays episode of Morning Crankers Ep 103 we talk some truth about living in todays America. We also talk about the Cleveland Indians name change in 2022!!! Dog kennels vaccines and kennel cough!! More fun and engaging talk from Hans and Gred!!

Morning Crankers EP 102 Comedy Culture and America

July 21, 2021 16:54 - 55 minutes - 50.9 MB

Morning Crankers EP 102. We talk about the New proposal for the UN to come and investigate America for racism due to dispute with China. Buckethead Bear and more !!

Morning Crankers EP 101 Freedom swallowing corporatists

July 20, 2021 16:10 - 50 minutes - 46.3 MB

Morning Crankers EP 101 we talk about the Corporate world infringing on freedom. Boy born with 3 penis and artificial biological vaginas. More funny stories of the day!!

Morning Crankers celebrates 100 show anniversary

July 19, 2021 16:05 - 55 minutes - 50.9 MB

Morning Crankers EP 100!! We look at the favorites of the first century of comedic entertainment. We talk about yeilding to pedestrians and more lol. Join us in our celebration!!

Morning Crankers EP 99 College Football, Missing Persons and Ozarks chatter

July 15, 2021 16:10 - 56 minutes - 51.9 MB

Morning Crankers EP 99 today we talk about a missing persons case solved after informant tells all in Missouri. We talk about ESPN top 25 college rankings. Crazy facts you have never heard and more on this installment of Morning Crankers!!

Morning Crankers EP 98 the Return

July 12, 2021 16:35 - 57 minutes - 52.8 MB

After more than a week Morning Crankers returns in glorious form!!! Today we talk about the solar flare coming to earth. Trout are getting high on meth and addicted. Boat racing in the Ozarks and Branson roller coaster is back open for bussiness!!!

Morning Crankers EP 93 The Ozarks New Talk Radio

June 28, 2021 16:33 - 57 minutes - 52.8 MB

Morning Crankers EP 93 we talk about the "Birds arent real rally in Springfield Mo" We also talk about swimming holes and MO lifestyle. Is the term "white privilege" offensive? and more on The Ozarks New talk show Morning Crankers!!

Morning Crankers EP 91

June 24, 2021 16:09 - 56 minutes - 52.1 MB

Morning Crankers Ep 91. Today we talk about hoverboards flying in times square. NBA tv ratings going up with Lebron out of the playoffs. John McAfee dead in a Spanish prison and the toll taken on children from too much video games. The best donut Gred has ever had. And more!!!

morning crankers ep 89

June 23, 2021 14:37 - 57 minutes - 53.1 MB

Morning Crankers EP 89 packed with comedic content from a common sense perspective!

Morning Crankers EP88

June 21, 2021 16:08 - 59 minutes - 54.2 MB

Morning Crankers Ep88 Thelma and Louise 30th anniversary. Scientists make vanilla flavoring with plastic, Sad day for drownings over the weekend, tubers in NC go over damn in tragic event. 10 year old brother saves sister from drowning but loses his life as a hero. 8 of the worst jobs ever.

Morning Crankers EP86

June 17, 2021 17:57 - 58 minutes - 53.3 MB

Morning Crankers Ep 86, Man throws baby out of car during car chase hoping police will quit chasing him. Cherry tart day and apple turnover day! Man sues for crashing his truck into mailbox and more !!!

Morning Crankers EP 84

June 15, 2021 16:10 - 57 minutes - 52.5 MB

Today we talk about Amazon changing the culture of the American worker and not in a good way. We also talk about the FBI wanting to keep over 86 million dollars and precious metals and stones.

Morning Crankers EP 83

June 14, 2021 18:17 - 59 minutes - 54.3 MB

Morning Crankers EP 83 Man gets swallowed by whale. The truth about the origins of Pink Lemonade. and more.

Morning Crankers EP 82

June 11, 2021 16:11 - 58 minutes - 53.8 MB

Morning Crankers EP 82 making people laugh again. Wedding Crashers part 2 coming soon. We now know that Fast and Furious now has a end in site. Deepest hole in the world sealed up why???? Chicago Candy Land House!! Golden Retriever gives wood chuck a ride and more on this installment of Morning Crankers!!

Morning Crankers EP 81

June 10, 2021 16:15 - 59 minutes - 54.4 MB

Morning Crankers EP 81 "Insects staining peoples feet in Maine. Man wearing red cape robs the wrong man in California. Sports are a mirror to the societal problems we have in the country. Photographer gets caught in pipe for 2 days before being found in California

Morning Crankers EP80

June 10, 2021 00:55 - 59 minutes - 54.9 MB

Morning Crankers EP 80 Comedy laughter and a little politics!!

Morning Crankers EP 79 pick up lines, 1st amendment USA TODAY and more

June 08, 2021 16:11 - 58 minutes - 53.4 MB

Morning Crankers EP 79 today we talk about pick up lines, cell phone use and the facts about the dangers using them. Scientist - artist creates 3rd eye to beep when cell phone zombies are getting to close to things. Women smashes watermelons between her legs for world record. Pick up lines that can work for anybody!!!! Patreon.com/morningcrankers

Morning Crankers EP 78 naked bike ride but must wear a mask

June 07, 2021 16:14 - 58 minutes - 53.4 MB

Morning Crankers ep 78 VHS tapes, biking naked with a mask, man gets attacked by a gator while hunting for megladon teeth, and more on Morning Crankers EP78

Morning Crankers EP 77

June 04, 2021 16:13 - 58 minutes - 54 MB

Morning Crankers Ep 77 today is a special day for the Crankers Club. Today is national donut day and national cheese day!! What did we just read in the infamous Fauci emails???? 6 weird inventions and patents! Happy Friday!! support the show at https://www.patreon.com/morningcrankers

Morning Crankers EP 76 Obama says proof of Aliens will change the world for ever

June 03, 2021 16:12 - 57 minutes - 53 MB

Morning Crankers EP 76 today we discover the 100 different ways to cook an egg!! Obama voices his opinion on the alien and UFO disclosure. Obama says it will change the world and create new religions. A fawn gets stuck in a road grate and a real life Rambo is creating havoc in Belgium.

Morning Crankers the Mythical beast triangle

June 02, 2021 16:22 - 56 minutes - 52.1 MB

Welcome to Morning Crankers. This episode we talk more about the weird and the oddities this world has to offer. The only difference now is governments are starting to admit it!! Come join some awesomeness and some laughter while we talk about these intriging subjects!!

Morning Crankers EP 74 AI SEX ROBOTS & SEXY McConnell

June 01, 2021 16:17 - 56 minutes - 51.8 MB

Morning Crankers EP 74 we take it up a notch, from AI sex robots to AI drones killing people, to a body builder who has married 2 different sex robots but now wants to try a real human. Come join us and grab your coffee and donuts!!

Morning Crankers EP 72 the Mandela effect

May 28, 2021 15:12 - 57 minutes - 52.4 MB

Welcome to Morning Crankers EP 72 today we discuss the mandela effect, a cantacorous man who cant trust his GF because she dated ugly people. GM building a off road vehicle for the dark side of the moon.. Man finds perfect diamond for self made engagement ring and more!!

Morning Crankers EP 71 weirdest prizes on The Price is Right and more

May 27, 2021 15:18 - 58 minutes - 53.2 MB

Morning Crankers ep 71 The Price is Right weirdest prizes. Weird funeral traditions from around the world. Texas high school seniors get suspended for innocent prank and lots more on this daily installment of Morning Crankers.

Morning Crankers EP 70 We have proof dwarf tribes existed in America

May 26, 2021 15:13 - 59 minutes - 54.2 MB

Morning Crankers EP70. We now have scientific proof and historical documentation of dwarf people living in America. The government is slowly releasing mounds of evidence across a broad spectrum of stories. The Tiger King has 68 of his big cats seized by the US DOJ, and more!!

Morning Crankers EP 69

May 25, 2021 15:12 - 59 minutes - 54.4 MB

Morning Crankers EP 69, Chernobyl is on fire again. St Louis to make more questionable decisions. Woman kills husband with her buttocks and more on this edition of Morning Crankers.

Morning Crankers EP68

May 24, 2021 15:29 - 1 hour - 55.3 MB

Morning Crankers EP 68. Hospital amputates wrong leg of elderly patient, 20 drinking customs from around the world. Young girl imitates illusion as good as David Copperfield and leaves internet stunned and more on this episode of Morning Crankers EP 68.

Morning Crankers EP 67 sex crazed cicadas infected with zombie fungus and drugs

May 21, 2021 15:11 - 58 minutes - 53.9 MB

Morning Crankers EP 67 Off the wall Friday. We dive into the truly weird and funny. High, sex crazed cicadas with zombie fungus. Watch todays show for some real laughs some real knowledge and some freaky stories from around the world. Jeremy & Dan "Hans" & "GRED" take you on journey that we have never been on before!! Welcome to Morning Crankers!!

Morning Crankers EP66 Mayors Mahem and pickle seltzer

May 20, 2021 15:11 - 57 minutes - 52.4 MB

Morning Crankers EP66 The mayor of New York refuses to do interviews with white reporters. April fools joke turns into marketable pickle seltzer water. More useless knowledge for your Thursday and more on Morning Crankers!!

Morning Crankers ep 65 Mind Writing - gross foods - MSM merger - Strange world championships

May 19, 2021 15:11 - 57 minutes - 52.9 MB

Morning Crankers EP 65, Hans & Gred roll through the stories today in a super comical way. Mind Writing with brain signals is not only real but getting very advanced. 6 of the strangest world championships. At&t merges with Discovery and CNN. Navy Officers tell all about UFO's plunging into the pacific ocean in restricted air space. 7 Grossest foods in the world, including half hatched duck and warthog anus. Join us as we discuss these stories and more on Morning Crankers ep 65!

Morning Crankers EP 64 comedy, entertainment, culture, news

May 18, 2021 15:16 - 58 minutes - 53.6 MB

Morning Crankers EP 64 we cover fixing your roads, penis and potholes, missing Houston tiger found and given to police by owners, Denmark digs up zombie minks. Kurt Cobain hair fetches big money. Major news outlet to cover Havana Il school situation with graduation sash. Plus more stories from around the world put into perspective by Hans "Jeremy Hanson" & Gred "Dan Baker" in a comical way only they can produce!! Welcome to Morning Crankers EP 64

Morning Crankers EP 63 Highschool will not allow National Guard sashes at graduation

May 17, 2021 15:23 - 59 minutes - 54.6 MB

Morning Crankers EP 63 We talk about a small high school in Havana IL that refused to let a graduating student the right to wear his earned National Guard Sash. The University of Cambridge says we must start growing maggots and bugs as a new food supply because of climate change and man gets car bought for him because of his effort to be a good human being and more on Morning Crankers EP63 with Hans and Gred. Get your merch at www.thecostclub.com Morning Crankers Use Promo Code "Crankers...

Morning Crankers EP 62 comedy culture entertainment

May 14, 2021 15:55 - 56 minutes - 51.7 MB

Morning Crankers EP 62, Come join us as we discuss multiple stories including a 20yr old wild macaw looking for love in RIO. A doghouse fit for a king, Bodies found in secret room in Benjamin Franklins old property and useless knowledge for day fuel! Gred and Hans tear it up today in this comical feel good show!! Spreely.com Spreely.video get your Morning Crankers schwag at www.thecostclub.com collections Morning Crankers.

Morning Crankers EP 61 the day dancing died!!

May 13, 2021 15:33 - 1 hour - 55.3 MB

Morning Crankers ep 61. Today we talk about the no dancing order given in Washington DC. We talk about super hero powers that animals have on earth already. Comical discussion about college teams paying athletes and the horse who tested positive for performance enhancing drugs!! Come watch the comical reviews, critical thinking and positive messages brought by "Hans" Jeremy Hanson and "Gred" Dan Baker on EP 61. Check out the video at Spreely.video/MorningCrankers Get your Morning Cran...

Morning Crankers EP 60

May 12, 2021 16:15 - 58 minutes - 76.1 MB

Dan and Jeremy take you through the days wildest, weirdest funny stories, with laughs opinions and day fuel!!

Morning Crankers EP 59 Big Nose Science

May 11, 2021 15:29 - 58 minutes - 86.3 MB

Morning Crankers Ep 59. A slow start leads to but gusting laughs. Jeremy Hanson "Hans" and Dan Baker "Gred" talk about Elon Musks Asperger's announcement. We talk about forgotten pastimes! We play the true false Morning Crankers game and we talk about a new study out of Japan corelating penis size with nose size. Plus much much more on Morning Crankers Ep 59

Morning Crankers EP 58

May 10, 2021 15:28 - 57 minutes - 86.4 MB

Morning Crankers ep 58. In this installment we talk about the 5 worst and most expensive divorces of all time. We address a mummy found in Colorado from a cult in California. A couple Chuck Norris jokes, Canello Alveraz vs Billy Joe Saunders and much much more!! Grab a donut and coffee, join us for some laughs!!

Morning Crankers episode 57

May 08, 2021 04:34 - 58 minutes - 80.4 MB

Morning Crankers EP 57 On todays show we talk about TGIF, Comedy parts about Mr. Sperminator, A loose swine blocking traffic, commotion at the speedway and more. Join us for another hilarious installment of Morning Crankers with "Hans" Jeremy Hanson and "Gred" Dan Baker