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More Bad Apples - Goin' Coconuts

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English - June 25, 2015 00:13 - ★★★★★ - 12 ratings
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More Bad Apples - Goin' Coconuts
Season 1 Episode 7

There's only one immediate comparison: remember the eager anticipation, the excitement of the wait leading up to the release of STAR WARS, EPISODE 1: THE PHANTOM MENACE? And then the crushing disappointment, the almost-embarrassment you felt when you actually saw THE PHANTOM MENACE? The movie was so bad it made you question your love for everything that came before (even THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK); the hurt that was felt after seeing THE PHANTOM MENACE even made you wonder "Why the hell did I give a pass to those teddy bears in THE RETURN OF THE JEDI?").
So, now, it is with GOIN' COCONUTS.
Join VHS Rewind as Chris & Mark express their shock and dismay (yes, shock & dismay!) at the results of Donny & Marie's one and only (!) foray in major motion pictures.
On this episode of VHS Rewind, Chris & Mark will explain with utter sadness why GOIN' COCONUTS fails to rise to the level of even the worst Elvis Presley vehicle (its not even as good as HARUM SCARUM, and that's saying something), and also why the filmmakers behind GOIN' COCONUTS are not even as talented as those filmmakers responsible for even the worst porn film (the cinematography of GOIN' COCONUTS is not even as good as the cinematography in the Misty Mundae-starring LORD OF THE G-STRINGS and that's saying something!).
We hope you will give a listen to this episode of VHS Rewind and, if you, dear listener, have seen GOIN' COCONUTS, we hope you will send us your opinions on the movie as VHS Rewind would love to hear from you all...