The Nick Fury of My Childhood is a Big Fat Lie

Once again, Jonah Bailey pops in as our guest. He is a designer, comic book fan, and Trekkie. You can find him @jonahbailey on twitter or at his own site jonahbailey.com. He also blogs at Mutually Human.

Jonah says we have to Google “Tom Cruise middle tooth.”

Clerks The Animated Series hilarious Korean animation bit.

The Canada Quiz!

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Chris randomly quizes Jonah & Paul because that’s what classy radio shows do. Who will win the coveted prize of choosing a tattoo for our imaginary sound engineer?

One of the quiz questions featured this Pauly Shore music video.

Another Paul de Leeuw hits on someone and gives out his phone number during a live broadcast.

The binary joke from Futurama in Spanish because our interns are lazy.

Special thanks to @peakwinter from #arkOS for the assist with an additional trivia question live from our chat room.

Despecialized Star Wars

Jonah watches the Harmy Star Wars Despecialized Edition. The original theatrical cuts painstakingly restored.

Paul thinks there are 2 George Lucases? THX1138 George and Jabba “The Marketing Hut” George who sells action figures.

Chris wonder’s if lightsabers will ever be replaced with walkie talkies like E.T.

Jonah says Alec Guinness was Obi Wan. Guinness is an incredible actor and was honored as such.

Jonah compares Star Wars to other movies that came out in 1977. Smokey & The Bandit, Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo, Saturday Night Fever, For the Love of Benji, and The Spy Who Loved Me.

Everything Else

Everything Wrong with Captain America and Everything Wrong with Indiana Jones & The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

We talk about the troubles with young adult fiction, Harry Potter and Richard Harris and Michael Gambon.

Chris recommends the Fright Night remake featuring David Tennant & the new Chekov from the Star Trek reboot.

Jonah convinces us to watch the original Fright Night because Roddy McDowall.

Paul thinks Samuel L. Jackson looks bad in recent commercials.

The comedian Gallagher invented the muscle coat. Surely this is what Ben Affleck will be wearing in the new Batman movie.

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