Will and Madryn unearth the coffin of the vampire! We suck some bloody specifics from these seductive sinners, and find the historical humans that brought this undead creature to life. We cover the many abilities, and Transylvanian tropes, that give this monster their cult status. And we also put our finger on the pulse of vampire pop culture, from gothic literature to naturalist newcomers. Finally, we meet Eddy (Corey Palmer) who takes us through his millennia of existence, and dishes on viking murder sprees, love life, heavy duty sunscreen, and his newfound purpose as a birthday clown.