Sick Fiction
75 episodes - English - Latest episode: 11 months ago - ★★★★★ - 94 ratingsSick Fiction is packed with as much good stuff like Lovecraftian horrors, world-ending nightmares, soul-crushing dystopias, barbarians, dead things, tentacle monsters, human hands, and heartwarming Christmas stories as a teddy bear stuffed full of fingernails. Join us as we ride the titan robot pig demon into the apocalypse once a month with original fiction you can never forget. Never. It is forbidden. This is the home of Pastoress, Starbat, and whatever that shadow is with the three spires on its head that keeps showing up.
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2 – The Strands of Kurikoo, The Werewolf’s Wife
June 14, 2023 07:44 - 1 hour - 104 MBContents: The Strands of Kurikoo by Matt Cummins……………….00:07:27 The Werewolf's Wife by Bret Norwood…...................00:32:54 The best way to show your support is to rate and review on your preferred podcast app! The Zahir (Theme Music) available on Youtube (and soon Apple Music, Spotify) Bracelets / Pale Flowers available on Youtube, Apple Music, Spotify youtube.com/@norwoodsong sickfic.com [email protected] Stock Sound FX / Foley via FreeSound.org: sandyrb timkahn estefaniabonnin...
1 – Pastoress, Trailer in the Mist
May 11, 2023 07:44 - 1 hour - 128 MBWelcome to Sick Fiction. Same spirit, fresh flesh. Contents: Pastoress by Bret Norwood...................00:04:10 Trailer in the Mist by Matt Cummins....01:09:50 The best way to show your support is to rate and review on your preferred podcast app! The Zahir (Theme Music) available on Youtube (and soon Apple Music, Spotify) Bracelets / Pale Flowers available on Youtube, Apple Music, Spotify youtube.com/@norwoodsong sickfic.com [email protected] Stock Sound FX / Foley via FreeSound....
A Podcast that I Used to Know
April 27, 2023 07:44 - 10 minutes - 12.3 MB"In the dead of night, on the far side of the Earth, one man searches tirelessly for what was taken from him..."
MP057 – “The Embiggening” by Matt Cummins
October 31, 2020 13:48 - 1 hour - 84.9 MBHappy Halloween!!! We're back with some surprise blue super moon monsterbation for your All Hallow's. In "The Embiggening" by Matt Cummins, a boy who thinks himself weak makes a wish that weak things can be strong...but the wish proves a little vague. BUT FIRST: sex robots, candy corn, and sexy sexy heads of rock star hair!!! Thanks for tuning in! If you enjoyed this episode, be sure to rate and review on Apple Podcasts! Connect with MP on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter. Godspeed and Hap...
MP056 – “Pastoress: We Will Be Changed” by Bret Norwood
July 20, 2020 14:33 - 1 hour - 89.1 MBBefore we launch into today's feature, "Pastoress: We Will Be Changed," please indulge us while we discuss how the podcast has struggled with Apple Podcasts over the last nine months and the rather surprising way in which online censorship might have impacted Monster Porn...I say "surprising" because it has nothing to do with any of the off-color things we've said or that the word "porn" is in our name. We cover the evidence we've seen in our own listener stats that Apple has algorithms in p...
MP055 – “Interdimensional Cancer a la Mode” by Matt Cummins
July 06, 2020 04:13 - 32 minutes - 37.1 MBMonsterbators! Today we present "Interdimensional Cancer a la Mode," an interdimensional body horror comedy from Matt Cummins. When Jerry gets a bike tire in the backside and ends up in the E.R., the anesthetics take him to a strange and uncomfortable place, a parallel dimension perhaps, where he witnesses a horrible mimicry of his operation. But first, Matt plays wingman to Bret once more when they hit up the Fourth of July Singles Mingle down at the park and Bret shows the ladies the magi...
MP054 – “Starbat” by Bret Norwood
June 22, 2020 13:57 - 1 hour - 89.3 MBPresenting "Starbat" -- When teen Eddie Adder dies and finds his shade on the moon, he also encounters Avery Case, the classmate who went missing a year ago, only she's not dead. She's dressed like some sort of Goth cosmic superheroine and has been sent to shepherd Eddie's shade to the center of the galaxy...a journey to oblivion that becomes derailed by horror. But first, Bret and Matt have rediscovered an ancient gateway buried in the sands...a gateway to a much radder world full of pow a...
MP053 – “Race Invaders” and “Pastoress: The Zealots”
June 08, 2020 13:30 - 42 minutes - 48.2 MBToday on a Monster Porn double feature, Matt and Bret play the game you just can't win: Race Invaders! First, in Matt Cummins' "Race Invaders," a traffic stop puts a black man in a dangerous situation with a bad cop before things get weird. Then, in "Pastoress: The Zealots," by Bret Norwood, the Pastoress on the hunt by night finds herself in the midst of a riot she doesn't understand. Sign up for the MP newsletter at MonsterPornPodcast.com for bonus content including updates on Monster Por...
MP052 – “Blackbirds” [Dracula / Lovecraft Mashup] by Bret Norwood
May 25, 2020 14:15 - 19 minutes - 22.6 MBToday, Monster Porn: Weird Fiction & Horror Podcast presents a Lovecraftian take on Bram Stoker's Dracula called "Blackbirds" by Bret Norwood. The narrator, fleeing over winter New England roads from an unknown danger, reflects upon the maddening knowledge he encountered by cross-referencing a certain forbidden tome with his grandmother Harker's journals. It's "What if Lovecraft wrote the sequel to Dracula?" today on MP! "Blackbirds" originally appeared on "Once Upon a Time in Transylvania"...
MPB11 – “Many Things About Tomorrow” by Bret Norwood
May 20, 2020 15:02 - 48 minutes - 54.9 MBSurprise bonus episode! In "Many Things About Tomorrow" by Bret Norwood, it's the near future and the world is on "Pandemic 3" when Dawson Watkins leads his family up into the mountains in what he believes to be the End Times. Will it be an armed confrontation with the Sheriff's department or the two demons that have been following him to cause his downfall? But first, Patrick McGannon, paranormal investigator is on the verge of a cryptological breakthrough! Please make sure you're subscri...
MP051 – “Break” [Paranormal Horror] by Matt Cummins
May 11, 2020 15:14 - 57 minutes - 65.3 MBIn MP051 - "Break," college student Claire's life is disrupted by a sudden psychotic break. As she learns to deal with her new reality, there is one hallucination that stands out from the others, the grizzled old man with the elk antler cane. Matt Cummins brings you paranormal horror of psychiatric decline. But first, what has Patrick McGannon, paranormal investigator turned preserved head-in-a-jar, been up to while Matt and Bret were on their quest to find Stephen King? Who (or what) is Ca...
MPB10 – “Aliens Exist? The UFO Conspiracy” by Bret Norwood
May 04, 2020 14:02 - 26 minutes - 30.5 MBSurprise bonus episode! In "Aliens Exist? The UFO Conspiracy," it is the early 1960's and a man has been changed forever by a UFO sighting. In fact, he's gone full-Mulder and has to know the truth, and now a whistle-blower going by "Sinatra" is trying to tell him the world somehow managed to forget that one of these discs CRASHED at Roswell in 1947! It's nearly too much to believe...until his next terrifying encounter, which reveals the horrible depth of the UFO conspiracy! But first, Alex ...
MP050 – “Pastoress: A God-Shaped Hole” by Bret Norwood
April 27, 2020 15:55 - 57 minutes - 65.3 MBFIFTY episodes, monsterbators! THANK YOU for making this happen! Today, Monster Porn presents the Pastoress with "A God-Shaped Hole" by Bret Norwood. Get exclusive and bonus MP content by signing up for the Monster Porn newsletter at our website MonsterPornPodcast.com, or watch Facebook for the link! Trueborn monsterbators who sign up will get access to our forthcoming digital magazine! "Pastoress: A God-Shaped Hole" continues the Pastoress story that began in episode 12 and continues thr...
MP049 – Tales from the Quarantine
April 13, 2020 14:00 - 35 minutes - 40.1 MBGood day, monsterbators! Today's episode is a little different. Due to circumstances of the coronavirus, Matt and Bret offer you two stories from isolation. Matt reads "Pass Times," in which an all-American boy born to the wrong era is thrilled to find an ice cream truck, an ice cream truck that is not only also out of its own time, but out of its own world. Then we need to issue a parental advisory for explicit content for Bret's satirical tale, "The Future Is Boned, or: Why Did the Incel...
MP048 – “Cupid: Bringer of Dreams, Maker of Nightmares” by Bret Norwood
March 30, 2020 15:00 - 52 minutes - 59.5 MBToday on MP: Weird Fiction & Horror Podcast: "Cupid: Bringer of Dreams, Maker of Nightmares" by Bret Norwood! A primordial force re-emerges during a university field trip to the museum, an entity that could humble the Olympian gods, to whom the mightiest men are but toys...Behold the highest horror, a terror beyond the reach of Titans...Cupid. But first, Bret comes-to in a strange, wet place...in isolation...The King Quest is interrupted, but sometimes the King comes to *you*...The Corn is ...
MP047 – “The Battle of the Bulge” [Body Horror] by Matt Cummins
March 16, 2020 14:49 - 51 minutes - 59.1 MBMatt Cummins brings you body horror in today's feature, "The Battle of the Bulge!" Max isn't convinced about his wife Lizzie's desire to have another kid. He also isn't sure about the squat little fertility goddess she's placed on the nightstand and to which the kids have mysteriously decided to start leaving offerings...Warning: this episode is graphic! It starts with homegrown c-cups and ends with a homemade c-section today on Monster Porn! But first, Matt continues to drag Bret and Puggl...
MP046 – Wroth Chronicles: “The Heart Where Once Was a Hole” [Barbarian Fantasy / Sword and Sorcery] by Bret Norwood
March 02, 2020 15:19 - 51 minutes - 59 MBToday on Monster Porn: Weird Fiction & Horror Podcast: it's barbarian fantasy with "The Heart Where Once Was a Hole" by Bret Norwood, introducing the barbarian Wroth. In this sword and sorcery fiction, Wroth the barbarian seeks roots in a foreign, civilized country and accepts work from an alluring sorceress...but the work is not what was advertised! But first, Matt, Bret, and Puggles remain on their road trip quest to investigate a mystery at Stephen King's Maine home. A truck stop along t...
MP045 – “For Your Service” [Military Horror] by Matt Cummins
February 17, 2020 16:25 - 58 minutes - 67.3 MBMatt drags Bret and Puggles on a quest to see the King--one Mr. Stephen King--and prove the conspiracy to ruin Matt's career as a horror author! Who is Joe Hill and does he have a belly button? Will they leave Salem's Lot with a used car? All this and the military horror story "For Your Service" by Matt Cummins on today's episode of Monster Porn: Weird Fiction & Horror Podcast. Veteran Alex returns from Iraq and, like many, finds it difficult to settle back into civilian life...The demonic ...
MP044 – “The Cow in Reverse” [Science Fiction] by Bret Norwood
February 03, 2020 15:39 - 34 minutes - 39.9 MBMonster Porn presents science fiction (with a dash of horror) in "The Cow in Reverse" by Bret Norwood. A dropship lands on Allworld containing ten dozen listless, serene guests from the star system called "The Rose." As Allworld displays its hospitality for the visitors, and through the search for signs of an alien intelligence among them capable of having built and piloted the ship, it becomes clear that the Roseans did not send themselves. But then...who did, and why? This is a science fi...
MP043 – “Ghost Cat” (A Weird Wampus Cat of the West) by Bret Norwood
January 20, 2020 16:09 - 53 minutes - 61.8 MBMonster Porn presents a weird wampus cat of the West in the horror story "Ghost Cat" by Bret Norwood. Brooklyn is about to graduate high school and embark on her adult life, but her father bought a house on the site of a massacre from the Indian Wars, and now there's a peculiar puma pacing along the ridge in the evening... "Ghost Cat" transposes the Southern wampus cat to the West, and makes it a little more sinister for this horror story. Please note that the story is intended neither to b...
MP042 – “10qt” by Matt Cummins
January 06, 2020 15:51 - 34 minutes - 39 MBGet your tinfoil hats and sex robots ready 'cause we're going to bunker down for doomsday in this post-apocalyptic episode, "10qt" by Matt Cummins. In this sci-fi horror satire, you may notice that the day after tomorrow looks a little like the day before tomorrow. If you enjoy Monster Porn, I mean this podcast, make sure you're subscribed and PLEASE leave MP a review on Apple Podcasts. You can also visit the official MP store at MonsterPornPodcast.com/store! Check out War & Horses, the ne...
MP041 – “Pastoress: Midnight Mass” by Bret Norwood
December 23, 2019 15:56 - 1 hour - 75.6 MBIn "Pastoress: Midnight Mass," Naomi shuns the Pastoress following the tragic ending of "Whosoever Believeth," and the Pastoress goes alone to investigate a quarry when things go sideways. BUT FIRST LET'S SLEIGH SANTA! Welcome to Monster Porn. Make sure you're subscribed on your preferred app, and if you love the show be sure to leave MP a review on Apple Podcasts. Check out the Monster Porn Store at monsterPornPodcast.com/store where you can find t-shirts, phone cases, stickers, the Moms ...
MP040 – “Sucker” [Weird Sci-fi] by Bret Norwood
December 09, 2019 16:22 - 29 minutes - 33.8 MBToday, Monster Porn presents...uh, the closest thing to actual monster porn we've possibly run to-date. In the weird sci-fi story, "Sucker" by Bret Norwood, it's like the acclaimed film The Arrival, but it's the smut knock-off of the same. Please note, when you listen to this episode, that we're not necessarily saying the mandrake crybabies are *wrong* about Disney Star Wars... If you enjoy this interstellar tentacle action, be sure you're subscribed and please leave a review on Apple Podc...
MPB09 – Creepy Quickie! – “A Text in the Dark” [Horror Short] by Bret Norwood
December 02, 2019 15:59 - 12 minutes - 14.7 MBWith Matt out for Thanksday weekend, Bret goes rogue with the super short horror story "A Text in the Dark." Ever get a text from a wrong number and then get murdered by a creep? I hate it when that happens. Thanks for listening, monsterbators! Sorry for announcing my own name four or five times in twelve minutes. I swear I'm not that full of myself. Well, wait, if I wasn't full of myself who would I be full of?! If you enjoy horror fiction, weird fiction, bizarro, thrillers, etc. be sure ...
MP039 – “Pastoress: The Hesychast” by Bret Norwood
November 25, 2019 15:45 - 40 minutes - 46.1 MBIf you had to explain school shootings to an alien, what would you say? Monster Porn: Weird Fiction & Horror Podcast presents "Pastoress: the Hesychast" by Bret Norwood. The cassocked killer from beyond the stars returns to face a more terrestrial sort of horror in this Lovecraftian meditation on mass murder. Stay tuned, because Pastoress will return soon to continue the story of Naomi's struggle against the darkness of Ota Asenash. Meanwhile, returned from Dinosaur Erotica Island, Bret an...
MPB08 – BONUS – “Spanglepuss” by Josh Holton
November 18, 2019 15:26 - 43 minutes - 49.3 MBToday on Monster Porn: Escape from Dinosaur Erotica Island!! For our feature, Bret reads "Spanglepuss" by Josh Holton, a cartoon horror romp with everybody's favorite man-cat buddy (that they just met), Spanglepuss, cat o' the dump! If you enjoy weird weird fiction, bizarro, or magical tales of friendship, you'll enjoy this one, monsterbators! With apologies to Josh for replacing all his UK-isms with Americanisms. Follow Josh Holton on Twitter: @JHoltonWriter. Learn more about Josh at Mon...
MP038 – “Excuse Me, but I Need Your Face” by Matt Cummins
November 11, 2019 15:02 - 46 minutes - 53.5 MBA father musters the courage to meet the adult daughter he abandoned. He finds she’s made a success of her life, but how much does she remember? Does she remember what led to her mother’s[...]
MP038 – “Excuse Me, but I Need Your Face” [Shadowman Horror] by Matt Cummins
November 11, 2019 15:02 - 46 minutes - 53.5 MBA father musters the courage to meet the adult daughter he abandoned. He finds she’s made a success of her life, but how much does she remember? Does she remember what led to her mother’s[...]
MP038 – “Excuse Me, but I Need Your Face” [Old Hag / Night Hag Horror] by Matt Cummins
November 11, 2019 15:02 - 46 minutes - 53.5 MBA father musters the courage to meet the adult daughter he abandoned. He finds she's made a success of her life, but how much does she remember? Does she remember what led to her mother's death? Does she remember her mother's shocking decline? Does she remember the shadow hanging spider-like from the corner of the ceiling? Does she know about the old hag haunting her father, reminding him of his transgressions? Monster Porn presents "Excuse Me, but I Need Your Face" by Matt Cummins. If you ...
MP037 – “Hunter’s Moon” [Werewolf Horror] by Bret Norwood
October 28, 2019 14:31 - 51 minutes - 59.1 MBHappy Halloween week! Today, Monster Porn offers up another serving of werewolf horror in "Hunter's Moon," the sequel to last year's Halloween episode, MP010 - "November Moon." When two teens venture out into the woods to execute a Halloween prank, they encounter a wounded werewolf and learn, firsthand, about a war between ancient entities. So grab a buddy, eat him, and enjoy today's werewolf buffet. If you cannot stop hearing us in your head even when you are sleeping despite all the psy...
MP036 – “Invasion of the Slorchers” by Matt Cummins
October 14, 2019 14:16 - 49 minutes - 57.2 MBThis episode brought to you by the People's Republic of China. Thank you, Mr. Secretary General for sponsoring this content. Matt Cummins brings you pulp horror just in time for Halloween with "Invasion of the Slorchers," an adolescent battle against sexy plant zombie-vampires. "Invasion of the Slorchers" follows MP004 - "Two-Sided Sarah" and MP014 - "Return to Burnwood," though neither is strictly required to enjoy today's story. If you love Monster Porn, be sure to subscribe on your fav...
MP035 – “Wearing a Sheet Doesn’t Make You a Ghost” by Bret Norwood
September 30, 2019 15:13 - 1 hour - 79.7 MBIn "Wearing a Sheet Doesn't Make You a Ghost," wearing a sheet does make you a ghost. When thirteen-year-old Corin and his friends discover a discarded sheet that grants the wearer the properties of a ghost -- passing through solid objects, flight, invisibility -- they also gain the notice of watchful eyes in the supernatural world that they don't begin to understand. Lots of shout outs in the show! Thanks to o0Lanterns0o for promoting us on his Twitch channel and on Twitter! https://www....
MP034 – The Midnight Preacher, pt. 1: “Why Are You Crying, Jack?” by Matt Cummins
September 16, 2019 13:58 - 45 minutes - 52.5 MB"'The Internet is a psychopath's wet dream,' police chief Hank Clemens thought as he looked down at the fly-covered corpse." A small town. A murdered girl. A slimy preacher. A hard-ass police chief. Something supernatural stirs beneath the surface. A blend of crime thriller and supernatural horror. Monster Porn presents part 1 of a new limited series The Midnight Preacher: "Why Are You Crying, Jack?" by Matt Cummins. If you enjoy this supernatural crime thriller from Monster Porn, be sure ...
MPB07 – “The Horror at Kulbalat” by Bret Norwood
September 13, 2019 14:24 - 34 minutes - 39.9 MBSurprise bonus episode! Monster Porn brings you "The Horror at Kulbalat" by Bret Norwood, a short horror story about some people in a cave with a box that hasn't been opened in three thousand years. What's in it? Cobwebs? Folded linens? Your childhood legos? Waffles? Definitely waffles...and glory. But mostly horror. If you like horror fiction, subscribe to Monster Porn for the best Halloween ever. All 365 days of it. Review Monster Porn on Apple Podcasts for monsterbator points! *No one i...
MP033 – A Vampire Story Special
September 02, 2019 15:41 - 1 hour - 103 MBMonster Porn presents a super sexy vampire story special. In "The House on Sumner" by Bret Norwood, a house flipper's work on a victorian home is interrupted by the reappearance of the previous home owner. Who is dead. And also thirsty. In "Eateth of My Flesh" by Matt Cummins, a mysterious guest evangelist is invited to the Christian revival tent...and the communion gets a little weird. If you love a good vampire story, also go back and check out episode MP027 - "Naranca: A Slavic Vampire ...
MP032 – “The Banner House” [Horror] by Matt Cummins
August 19, 2019 14:43 - 54 minutes - 62.5 MBIn another haunted house horror tale from Matt Cummins, a realtor returns to the old family home that has haunted his dreams as much as it has pulled on his heartstrings. Disturbing imagery adds distinctive spice to "The Banner House" by Matt Cummins. If you are a hardcore monsterbator like your mom and dad, be sure to subscribe, rate, and review Monster Porn. You can also support Monster Porn by visiting our store at monsterpornpodcast.com/store. Monster Porn Podcast brings you horror fic...
MP031 – “The Update” [Horror Sci-Fi] by Matt Cummins
August 05, 2019 14:00 - 52 minutes - 59.7 MBIn a near future, the Unity app, downloaded directly onto nano-bot hardware within the human body, protects the majority from disease and the adverse effects of aging...Until the sigil of the flaming chalice begins to appear to Clementine in the days leading up to the Update. Monster Porn: Weird Fiction & Horror Podcast presents: "The Update" by Matt Cummins. Subscribe, rate, and review if you love Monster Porn! Join our legion of monsterbators for more horror, sci-fi, weird fiction, and bi...
MPB06 – Creepy Quickie! – “The Incredible Crash Test Zombies” by Bret Norwood & “Priscilla Pursued” by Byron F. McBride
August 02, 2019 15:03 - 22 minutes - 26.1 MBSurprise bonus episode! In this "creepy quickie" from Monster Porn: Weird Fiction & Horror Podcast, we present the shorts "The Incredible Crash Test Zombies" by Bret Norwood and "Priscilla Pursued" by returning guest contributor Byron F. McBride. The first goes to show that gore and horror can be wholesome fun (and advance public safety)! The second is a short horror story that will have you propping your eyelids open with toothpicks. For more of Byron's work, give a listen to bonus episode...
MP030 – “Alpha & Omega” [Comic Science Fiction] by Bret Norwood
July 22, 2019 15:04 - 58 minutes - 66.7 MB"Be thou alpha as thy Father in Heaven is alpha." -- The Book of Doug, 15.2. Monster Porn presents a cosmic, Kirby-esque comic science fiction romp called "Alpha & Omega" by Bret Norwood. UN Space cosmonaut Godman Peterson reaches the end of the universe with the stated mission of making a new one. Once a bullied loser, now a hulking godman, Doug Peterson takes a stab at being the Alpha of an entire universe. If you love us, first, we love you too, and, second, review Monster Porn on Apple...
MP029 – “Pastoress: Whosoever Believeth” by Bret Norwood
July 08, 2019 14:17 - 1 hour - 89.6 MBHappy Fourth of July, monsterbators! Today we offer up another installment of the cassocked killer from beyond the stars, only known on Earth as the Pastoress! In "Pastoress: Whosoever Believeth" by Bret Norwood, we see how Naomi is dealing with her nocturnal encounter with the weird. Check out episodes 12 and 23 for previous installments of Pastoress! Enter the Summer of Sin Challenge! Take a selfie in an inappropriate location with Monster Porn merch! Win more merch! And glory! And waffle...
MP028 – “Red for Ribs, Brown for Brisket” [Slasher Horror / Gore] by Matt Cummins
June 24, 2019 14:33 - 1 hour - 97.8 MBCelebrate one year of Monster Porn with the Summer of Sin Challenge!! Take a selfie with Monster Porn merch in church or an inappropriate location of your choosing! Be creative! Send it to [email protected] or share it and tag us on Twitter, Instagram, or Facebook! Need merch to get started? Use discount code SUMMERSIN for 10% off qualifying orders at teespring.com/stores/monsterporn. A winner will be selected to receive two t-shirts from our store! Your selfies will be shared wit...
MP027 – “Naranca: A Slavic Vampire Myth” [Fantasy Fiction] by Bret Norwood
June 10, 2019 14:09 - 1 hour - 80.1 MBToday on Monster Porn: It's fantasy fiction with "Naranca: A Slavic Vampire Myth." Do you think you know vampires? We bring it back to the Slavic origin of vampires with a Ghibli-esque fantasy set in the Balkans. "Naranca" is an outsider's love letter to Slavic mythology, drawing on Slavic paganism, neo-paganism (Rodnovery), and folklore. What I've created isn't exactly Slavic (any more than Stoker's Dracula is authentically Eastern European), but I wanted to re-import the concept of the v...
MP026 – “Maternity Leave” by Matt Cummins
May 27, 2019 14:30 - 50 minutes - 58.1 MBToday on Monster Porn: Weird Fiction & Horror Podcast, we present "Maternity Leave" by Matt Cummins. Let's all take some time off work to do some nest-building, monsterbators! If you enjoy Monster Porn, you can show your support by leaving us a review on Apple Podcasts! Thanks for all the awesome reviews you've left so far! They're not so much for us (though we love them), but, rather, they help other new monsterbators discover Monster Porn. For every 25 new reviews, we'll release a full-l...
MPB05 – “Ea the Astronaut: The Nordic Alien Breakaway Civilization” by Bret Norwood
May 20, 2019 13:40 - 50 minutes - 57.5 MBSurprise bonus episode! Explore the gray alien agenda, machine elves, and the Nordic alien breakaway civilization in the story "Ea the Astronaut" by Bret Norwood! If you enjoy weird shit like grays, Nordic aliens, and breakaway civilizations, be sure check out all the weird, weird tales we've told in the Monster Porn anthology. Be sure to review Monster Porn on Apple Podcasts! For every 25 new reviews we will release a full-length bonus episode like this one! If you want to support the sh...
MP025 – “Subterranean Robot Slay-cation” Bizarro Fiction by Bret Norwood
May 13, 2019 14:47 - 38 minutes - 44.1 MBTake a bizarro fiction couple's retreat into an infernal realm of love, death, and robots with "Subterranean Robot Slay-cation" by Bret Norwood. If you love horror, weird fiction, and bizarro fiction, be sure to review Monster Porn on Apple Podcasts or your favorite podcast app! Thanks to our loyal monsterbators for the awesome five-star reviews! Check out the infamous Monster Porn t-shirts at teespring.com/stores/monsterporn with more designs coming this month! Follow our favorite love-s...
MP024 – “As Full as the Moon” by Matt Cummins
April 29, 2019 14:52 - 39 minutes - 45.4 MBIt's time we had "the sex talk." Please sit down. I want to tell you about the birds and the bees and the poultice and the blood moon and the proper rites for ensuring conception. In the weird horror story "As Full as the Moon" by Matt Cummins, Monster Porn presents the tale of a young woman who perhaps took her desire for babies a bit too far. Thanks for the awesome reviews for Monster Porn on Apple Podcasts / iTunes!! For every 25 new reviews we'll release a full-length bonus episode like...
MP023 – “Pastoress: Angel of Death” Cosmic Horror by Bret Norwood
April 15, 2019 14:25 - 49 minutes - 56.4 MBToday, Monster Porn returns to cosmic horror with the re-appearance of the cassocked killer from beyond the stars, known only--on Earth--as Pastoress! If you love the tentacles and existential languish of Lovecraftian cosmic horror, get in here. If you enjoy today's show, or want to start at the beginning, check out MP012 - "Pastoress" for the introduction of the character, though it is not, strictly, a pre-requisite for today's story. Are you a weird writer? Exciting news! Monster Porn is...
MPB04 – Black-Eyed Children Double Feature
April 08, 2019 15:18 - 44 minutes - 50.4 MBSurprise bonus episode! Monster Porn gives you a double dose of Black-Eyed Children! For every 25 new reviews, we'll launch a full-length bonus episode! If you want more Monster Porn in your life, review us on Apple Podcasts! Check out the Nic Calavera Monster Porn t-shirt at teespring.com/stores/monsterporn! Follow Nic Calavera on Twitter: @nic_calavera. Connect with us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram (both @monsterPr0n), or else when you get a knock on the front door at 3:33 AM...it...
MP022 – “The Squirsnatch” by Matt Cummins
April 01, 2019 14:45 - 37 minutes - 42.8 MBToday on the Bad Dream Don't Sleep Real Good Podcast, we bring you the creepy tale of the Squirsnatch! If you want us to return to Monster Porn, you gotta tell us by leaving Monster Porn Podcast a five-star rating on Apple Podcasts! Check out the official Monster Porn t-shirt at teespring.com/stores/monsterporn. Your purchase supports this horrific content! Follow us! Twitter: @monsterPr0n Instagram: @monsterPr0n Facebook Music, in order of play: "Dark Alley" by Doug Maxwell, Jimmy Fonta...
MP021 – “In the Dead of Tinder” by Bret Norwood
March 18, 2019 15:00 - 56 minutes - 64.5 MBHappy Monday, monsterbators! In today's horror story, "In the Dead of Tinder" by Bret Norwood, a man runs out of prospects--save the prospect of horror. Special music provided by To Edit Is Human. Check out toeditishuman.bandcamp.com and follow To Edit Is Human on tumblr: toeditishuman.tumblr.com! Be sure to help fund Jimmy's search for Jimmy's Jimmy on his GoFundMe. Review Monster Porn Podcast on Apple Podcasts / iTunes -- it's the best way to support Monster Porn right now! Thanks for ...