In the months leading up to summer, the Internet, television and radio all ask us the same insane question: "Is your body beach-ready yet?" It's a stupid question, one designed to nag at you every time you walk into a store to pick up a swimsuit — all so you'll buy into the latest dietary thing they're selling. However, there is one way to get the perfect bikini body. I truly mean the kind of body that looks ah-mazing in a two-piece. The kind that makes your partner do a double take.