Mom Swipes Left
79 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 4 years ago - ★★★★ - 56 ratingsA multi-generational look at dating, personal hygiene, and general debauchery
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Episodes
Episode 78: Real People-Brie Bordeaux and Her BitchBoi Ben
May 31, 2020 20:45 - 38 minutesCarol becomes addicted to a lame-ass game, and the two interview a drag queen and her bitchboi. Who's more feminine: Brie, Ben, or Jen? And a fantastic sweep of Drag Jeopardy leaves Carol ugly.
Episode 77: The Official MSL Everything
May 24, 2020 20:45 - 45 minutesGrievances about trash and periods and the Bernie Sanders' porno. Also, a fan writes in with a question about Mom Swipes Left official picks. Lastly, the death of the ASS.
Episode 76: The Truth About Alicia
May 17, 2020 20:45 - 44 minutesCarol goes off on a tear about a niece while Jen listens patiently. Jen quizzes Carol on the subtleties of Karens vs. Beckys vs. Alicias. They wrap it up with The Ten Stages of Quarantine. Also, Carol tells Jen (in a very unsympathetic way) that she's been cheating on her.
Episode 75: Carol's Bible Study
May 10, 2020 20:45 - 43 minutesCarol and Jen talk murder hornets and predictions for what June 2020 will bring us. Carol debates if we're in the end-times or maybe just the middle-ish times. Also, she challenges Jen to a revenge Scat-agories.
Episode 74: The World is Going to the Animals
May 03, 2020 20:45 - 42 minutesThis week, Carol and Jen rant about ants, chipmunks, and Bernie supporters. Join Carol as she plays Scat-egories and reads a Dear Daddy from a fan whose masterbating habits have been hobbled by the quarantine. Lastly, a quiz: Yoga Pose or Sex Position.
Episode 73: The Truth About Boomers
April 26, 2020 21:19 - 47 minutesJen and Carol air grievances about quarantine protesters, skinny girl armpits, and the possibility of donating period blood to the Red Cross. Also, the worst ways to spend your stimulus check. They wrap up with a particularly frustrating conversation with a Gen Z-er who thinks that they are both Karens.
Episode 72: A Reunion Show
April 19, 2020 20:45 - 43 minutesJen and Carol hash it out over quarantine hygiene. Carol refuses to smell Jen's crotch...again. Carol kills it in a 70's TV jingle quiz. Be sure to rate, review, and subscribe!
Episode 71: Carol Has a Temper Tantrum
April 12, 2020 20:45 - 39 minutesCorona scams; Joel is useless; Stoned
Episode 70: A (Slightly) Extended Version
April 05, 2020 20:45 - 46 minutesQuarantine fun; Jen considers tasting dog shit; Carol kicks ass at the 70s
Episode 69: Yes, We're Still Here
March 29, 2020 20:45 - 45 minutesOld people and technology; corona-porn; Carol is a slapper
Episode 67: Carol's Disney Download
March 15, 2020 20:45 - 45 minutesShit skids; codpieces; homemade sex toys
Episode 66: Cutting Room Floor with Beatbox
March 08, 2020 20:45 - 39 minutesAging; free form rap; animal sex
Episode 65: Carol's Remorse
March 01, 2020 21:45 - 43 minutesAnimal hate speech; 62% vs. 40%; Duffy Moon bomb
Episode 63: Real People-Cheesecake Jones
February 17, 2020 20:55 - 40 minutesFun facts about HIV; HIV jeopardy; can HIV be funny?
Episode 62: Kids These Days
February 09, 2020 21:45 - 42 minutesGroundhog sex robots; old man balls; string art
Episode 61: The Anus is Cast
February 02, 2020 21:45 - 45 minutesJudy's soft mouth; cast your own anus; Pinballs
Episode 60: All the Dark Things
January 26, 2020 21:45 - 43 minutesA dark web primer; Operation Dave; Captain Mango
Episode 59: Real People-Michael
January 19, 2020 21:45 - 40 minutesCat puke; hernias; facts about the butt-hole
Episode 58: Another Very Special Episode
January 12, 2020 21:45 - 43 minutesScreaming koalas; the mansplaining convention; Don't Touch
Episode 57: Jenny the Greek
January 05, 2020 21:45 - 43 minutesMucinex crotch revisited; trans-investigation; The Day My Kid Went Punk
Episode 56: The Food Episode
December 29, 2019 21:45 - 42 minutesFeeders and Gainers; an amputated foot; the magic of the After-School Special
Episode 55: Another Christmas Disappointment
December 22, 2019 21:45 - 44 minutesToilet paper in the labia; the art of bullying; Carol's boner for Kristy McNichol
Episode 54: Carol's Yankee Swap
December 15, 2019 21:48 - 45 minutesNursing homes; broken vibrators; a very serious Dear Daddy
Episode 53: The Anus is an Electric Node
December 08, 2019 21:45 - 44 minutesCartwheels; an NPR fundraiser; ball shaving
Episode 52: The Paper Anniversary
December 01, 2019 21:45 - 45 minutesA boner for Adam Schiff; Fartgate; audio porn
Episode 51: Carol vs. Urban Legends
November 24, 2019 21:45 - 43 minutesKegel exercises; the choking Doberman; baby flasks
Episode 50: From the Echo Chamber
November 17, 2019 21:45 - 43 minutesJoel gets ugly; semen allergies; holiday gift guide #1
From the Echo Chamber
November 17, 2019 21:45Joel gets ugly; semen allergies; holiday gift guide #1
Episode 49: The (Cowboy) Cut
November 10, 2019 21:45 - 44 minutesTWOT analysis; white trash fighting; child porn
Episode 48: Carol's Slow Seduction of a Guest
November 03, 2019 21:45 - 43 minutesCarol seduces with burps; Carol seduces with obnoxious sighs; Carol seduces with song
Episode 47: Another Cutting Room Floor
October 27, 2019 20:45 - 35 minutesSlow people; small condoms; menstrual cup tips
Episode 46: Please Be Advised
October 20, 2019 20:45 - 43 minutesGin-soaked tampons; erotic vomiting; ear schmears
Episode 45: Carol Jumps the Gun
October 13, 2019 20:45 - 40 minutesA gynecological nightmare; the mystery of an abdominal flap; why birds are angry
Episode 44: Off the Rails
October 06, 2019 20:30 - 39 minutesCircus peanuts; faux foreskin; mega-shmegma
Episode 42: Networking
September 22, 2019 20:45 - 32 minutesSex party download; Mrs. Jefferson's secret; kissing Joel
Episode 41: How to Prep for a Sex Party
September 15, 2019 20:45 - 31 minutesSprayed by a skunk; Dead Book; G-A-U-C-O
Episode 40: Jen Takes to the Road
September 08, 2019 20:45 - 31 minutesJoel, the slave boy; Jen, the fetish queen; Carol, slurring words
Episode 39: Au revoir, Sophie
September 02, 2019 20:45 - 32 minutesSophie's schule for skool; Sophie slights the asshole; Sophie, pregnant at 50
Episode 38: Another Cutting Room Floor
August 25, 2019 20:45 - 29 minutesFlying butt plugs; a fire hose in the vagina; the lonely asshole
Episode 37: Short but Not Sweet
August 18, 2019 20:45 - 31 minutesEpstein's prison stint; Carol's labia curtains; the Log Dick
Episode 36: Growing Up 80's Style
August 11, 2019 20:45 - 28 minutesA punch in the head; getting your ass beat; the magic of wet toilet paper
Episode 35: A Lyrical Episode
August 04, 2019 20:42 - 32 minutesPolice bust explanation; a millennial rant; wizard at the fair
Episode 34: A Live Studio Audience
July 28, 2019 20:45 - 33 minutesAggressive farting; Match Game; a surprise and abrupt ending
Episode 33: A Very Educational Episode
July 21, 2019 20:45 - 32 minutesChaturbate; nipple orgasms; condom rinsing
Episode 32: The Commercial Episode
July 14, 2019 20:45 - 33 minutesSweaty spandex balls; plucking pubes; a speedy Japanese turn-around
Episode 31: The Pleasure Gap
July 07, 2019 20:45 - 32 minutesAlabama crazy; Carol's private cesspool; Alka-Seltzer in the vagina
Episode 30: The Sorta Dirty Thirty
June 30, 2019 20:45 - 34 minutesEnlarged clits; tranny drugs; lesbian types