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Mission Rejected

73 episodes - English - Latest episode: 27 days ago - ★★★★★ - 187 ratings

The story of the world's most secret agents...the backups. For the first time in his career, Special Agent Chet Phillips has discovered that he can choose NOT to accept a mission! That means there's no choice but to send in the "B Team": A nervous pencil pusher promoted to the field, a computer hacker working off her sentence, a fading former sitcom star and a recently reassigned White House intern. A full cast comedy audio adventure with a new episode debuting each month!

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502: The World Is Way Too Much - Dead Reckoning - Part Two

March 29, 2024 04:00 - 36 minutes - 33.7 MB

Section Chief Skip Granger must be stopped...at any cost. Written & Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowing as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien Jill Ivey as Connie St. Stevens and Bob Killion as Security Guy, Steve Connors, and The Admiral G...

501: The World is Way Too Much - Part 1

March 15, 2024 04:00 - 39 minutes - 35.7 MB

Terry Millionaire has almost completed his global surveillance system...and Section Chief Skip Granger has his finger on the button. Written & Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien Jill Ivey as Ellie Mae ...

Gloria Kovak, P.I.: The Big Float

March 01, 2024 05:00 - 11 minutes - 10.9 MB

The night can play tricks on you in the big city…but not tonight. This really is another story about a clown. Written and Directed by Pete Barry Starring Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Jill Ivey as Ellen Finklestein Pete Barry as Nate Gundry Bob Killion as Handsome Ralph and Kirk White as Chet Phillips Music, sound editing, and mixing by Pete Barry A complete transcript of this minisode can be found here. Created and Produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael De...

Gloria Kovak, P.I.: China Clown

February 16, 2024 05:00 - 14 minutes - 13 MB

There are a million stories in the big city. This is one of the stupidest. Written by John Dowgin Directed by Pete Barry Starring Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Bob Killion as Jake Mittens J. Michael DeAngelis as Giuseppe Toro Pete Barry as Mad Monty and John Dowgin as Sherman Stickler A complete transcript of the episode can be found here. Created and Produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowign Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki See our we...

Gloria Kovak, P.I.

January 26, 2024 05:00 - 9 minutes - 8.97 MB

The night is long in the big city. Almost as long as the long pancake. Written and Directed by Pete Barry Starring Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak, P.I. Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Bob Killion as Warburton and Boucher Music, sound editing, and mixing by Pete Barry A complete transcript of this minisode is available here. Created and Produced by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki

Gloria Kovak, P.I.: The Long Pancake

January 26, 2024 05:00 - 9 minutes - 8.97 MB

The night is long in the big city. Almost as long as the long pancake. Written and Directed by Pete Barry Starring Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak, P.I. Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Bob Killion as Warburton and Boucher Music, sound editing, and mixing by Pete Barry A complete transcript of this minisode is available here. Created and Produced by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki For a complete list ...

The Night Before Skipmas (Or, A Visit from The Admiral)

December 22, 2023 05:00 - 6 minutes - 8.67 MB

It’s time for the EMF’s non-denominational holiday party! Gather round the fireplace as Bowden recites his own version of a Christmas classic. Written & Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Adapted from “A Visit from St. Nicholas” by Clement C. Moore Starring Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Bob Killion as The Admiral Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien John Do...

Introducing: What Did We Just Watch?

November 24, 2023 05:00 - 54 minutes - 75.2 MB

The Porch Room’s Michael, Pete, and John have spent years crafting ridiculous spy craft stories for Mission: Rejected, but nothing they’ve dreamed up can quite compete with 1997’s The Saint. Join them as they serve as the guest contestants for What Did We Just Watch?: The Movie Trivia Quiz Show Podcast. On What Did We Just Watch?, three contestants put aside their better judgment to answer questions about movies that may not be on your watch list. Along with the audience they are challenged ...

Introducing: Ooops! All Bards

October 27, 2023 04:00 - 1 hour - 149 MB

Oops! All Bards is an actual-play RPG podcast that does exactly what it says on the box. Five newly-minted bards are supposed to join their adventuring parties after graduating from the Shalomir University of the Magical and Martial Arts, but an incident at commencement means they might be their nation's only hope. Join the all-bard party for adventure, intrigue, and plenty of shenanigans in this new podcast featuring the cast of Mission: Rejected. Created and Directed by Jillian Ashley Bla...

EMF Deslassified: The Conspirators

September 29, 2023 04:00 - 1 hour - 84.2 MB

The Porch Room sits down with other audio drama creators (and frequent Mission: Rejected guest stars) to discuss the making of Season Four and the art of producing audio fiction. The Porch Room: Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, John Dowgin, and Paige Klaniecki. Special Guests: David S. Dear (A Ninth World Journal) and Shannon K. Perry (Oz-9) Starring Katerina McGrath as “The Mission Voice” Written and Edited by J. Michael DeAngelis Music by Pete Barry Created and Produced by Pete Barry,...

412: Granger's on a Train

August 25, 2023 04:00 - 1 hour - 58 MB

Terry Millionaire makes his move against the EMF…and Special Agent Chet Phillips is looking for Taylor Swift tickets. Season Finale. Written and Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcreif Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien Jean Barry as Quinn C...

411: The Wrath of Cannes

July 28, 2023 04:00 - 45 minutes - 41.2 MB

The Cannes Film Festival is ground zero for a weaponized A.I. device…and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on a job interview. Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien Jill Ivey as Child S...

410: Crawdaddy

June 30, 2023 04:00 - 45 minutes - 41.6 MB

A New Orleans retail estate tycoon threatens the city with a weather controlling machine...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is delivering donuts. Written by Paige Klaniecki Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks ...

409: Eight Heads in a Birkin Bag

May 26, 2023 04:00 - 37 minutes - 34.3 MB

A former adversary needs the EMF to steal back experimental cloning technology from her ex-husband...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is catching up with an old friend. Written by Pete Barry and Jill Ivey Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Katerina McGrath as the Mission Voice Also S...

408: Zero Dork Thirty

April 28, 2023 04:00 - 42 minutes - 38.5 MB

The military secrets of a reclusive, hostile government are hidden in a soon-to-be released tabletop game...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is feeding the animals. Written by John P. Dowgin Directed by John P. Dowgin and J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Katerina McGrath as The Missio...

407: Tinder Grindr Soldier Spy

March 31, 2023 04:00 - 46 minutes - 42.8 MB

To retrieve stolen missiles, the EMF must infiltrate a dating app convention...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on the front porch. Written by Pete Barry & Paige Klaniecki Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena...

406: Skipteen Candles

February 24, 2023 05:00 - 48 minutes - 44.7 MB

McGrath's niece suspects there's something sinister happening on prom night...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is at a pool party. Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelisStarring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jill Ivey as Mis...

405: NFTs at the Gates

January 27, 2023 05:00 - 46 minutes - 42.9 MB

Government secrets hidden in NFTs are being auctioned off at a tech convention...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is talking to himself. Written by John Dowgin Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien...

404: Nuns of Anarchy

December 30, 2022 05:12 - 42 minutes - 38.6 MB

Arms dealers are vying for control of rare Earth materials hidden beneath a convent...and Special Agent Chet Philips is getting shock treatment. Written and Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jill Ivey as...

403: Ghost Pepper Protocol

November 25, 2022 05:00 - 45 minutes - 41.3 MB

The EMF must infiltrate a mafia family dinner...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is in therapy. Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jill Ivey as Senator Karen Sanford-Bipps and Child ...

403: Ghostpepper Protocol

November 25, 2022 05:00 - 45 minutes - 41.3 MB

The EMF must infiltrate a mafia family dinner...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is in therapy.  Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jill Ivey as Senator Karen Sanford-Bipps and Child...

Bowden Montcrief's The Raven

October 31, 2022 04:00 - 7 minutes - 6.59 MB

Happy Halloween from Mission: Rejected! To celebrate the haunting season, Bowden attempts to record "The Raven." Starring Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Bob Killion as The Admiral and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice "The Raven" by Edgar Allen Poe Written and Produced by J. Michael DeAngelis Music by Pete Barr...

402: Kangaroo Jacked

October 28, 2022 04:00 - 49 minutes - 45.7 MB

The EMF is racing a rival agency in a global treasure hunt to retrieve a valuable cultural artifact...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is in a Chuck E. Cheese. Written by Paige Klaniecki Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Section Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring A...

401: The Borscht Identity

September 30, 2022 04:00 - 40 minutes - 37.1 MB

A shadowy operative threatens the global intelligence community...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is at Denny's. Written by John P. Dowgin Story by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice A...

Stump Pete Barry (Live!)

July 29, 2022 04:00 - 1 hour - 55.3 MB

A Mission: Rejected Game Show! Recorded live on July 24, 2022. Cast and crew members are put to the test as Michael runs them through three rounds of decidedly difficult Mission: Rejected trivia! A benefit for Feeding America. Donate here - https://bit.ly/EMFDonate Featuring: Pete Barry J. Michael DeAngelis John Dowgin Bob Killion Chris Klaniecki Paige Klaniecki Nazli Sarpkaya with Kevin McGrath as Mission Voice Conceived by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis Produced and Edited by J...

Special Livestream! Stump Pete Barry!

July 17, 2022 17:30 - 1 minute - 1.09 MB

Join us for "Stump Pete Barry" - a live Mission: Rejected game show! Sunday, July 24th at 7:30pm EST at www.missionrejected.com Scheduled to run a gauntlet of fiendish trivia questions curated by host J. Michael DeAngelis are: Pete Barry, John Dowgin, Bob Killion, Chris Klaniecki and Paige Klaniecki. Think you can outsmart the cast and crew? Play along at home and test your wits against them! Conceived by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis Written and produced by J. Michael DeAngelis Execut...

Presenting: Things (Un)Said

June 24, 2022 04:00 - 13 minutes - 18.3 MB

We think Mission: Rejected fans will enjoy Things (Un)Said, a supernatural mystery story told in an experimental format. Written by and starring Julia Duffy, who fans will remember as Burning Man in Season Three's "Total Eclipse of the B.A.R.T." Several season one episodes have been directed by our own J. Michael DeAngelis. When Paige Gilbert's mother goes missing, she turns to her mom's old diaries for answers. But the stories about nearby facilities and the creatures they hold may only le...

EMF Declassified: Interrogations

May 27, 2022 04:00 - 52 minutes - 47.8 MB

The cast and crew of Mission: Rejected are randomly paired together for a round robin "ask me anything" style interview! Interviewing each other are: Chris Klaniecki & Nazli Sarpkaya Bob Killion & John Dowgin Ashley Banks & Kirk White Jill Ivey & Pete Barry Dave Stanger & Faith Dowgin and J. Michael DeAngelis & Paige Klaniecki Featuring Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice A complete transcript of this episode is available here. Written and Edited by J. Michael DeAngelis Music by Pete Ba...

Presenting: Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason

April 29, 2022 04:00 - 41 minutes - 38.2 MB

We think Mission: Rejected fans will enjoy the new audio fiction Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason! The show features a lot of familiar voices including Faith Dowgin (Section Cheif Zelda Anders), Kirsty Woolven (Tania Martin-Edwards-Bainbridge) and Newt Schottlekotte (Sanitary Hot Dogs Bouncer). Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason is a serialized satirical dark comedy about secret societies and conspiracy culture. Created by the award-winning and critically acclaimed Audio Fiction produ...

312: Coldfinger

March 25, 2022 04:00 - 1 hour - 57 MB

The Admiral is ready to unleash alien forces upon the world...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is one of them. Written by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin & Paige Klaniecki Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jill Ivey as Cassandra Helsinki with Kirk White as Chet Phillips an...

311: Yours Truly, Skip Granger

February 25, 2022 05:00 - 44 minutes - 41.2 MB

An old case file holds the key to The Admiral's plans...and Special Agent Skip Granger hears it like an old time radio show. Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger/Johnny Onebuck Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath/Martinique Maneater Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief/Scraps Turkleson Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak/Miss Friday Saturday Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders/Mrs. Driskill with Kirk White as Chet Phillips/Detective Holiday an...

310: The Man from F.E.L.I.N.E.

January 28, 2022 05:00 - 38 minutes - 35.6 MB

A cocky art thief steals a strategically important country's national seal...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is returning phone calls. Written by John P. Dowgin and Pete Barry Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Mr. Doe and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring...

309: Six Characters in Search of a Murderer

December 31, 2021 05:00 - 45 minutes - 42 MB

The cast of the cult TV show "Acquaintances" has reunited on New Year's Eve...and Bowden Montcrief has been murdered. Written and Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jill Ivey as Connie St. Stevens and Bob...

Interlude: The Offer

December 17, 2021 05:00 - 2 minutes - 2.31 MB

While showing Gloria around Hollywood, Bowden Montcrief gets an unexpected offer...from an unexpected source. A prelude to Episode 3.09. Written and Directed by Pete Barry Starring Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry Sound effects attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry Phone Ring by cs272, used under Creative Commons Attribution. Created and produced by Pe...

308: Total Eclipse of the BART

November 26, 2021 05:00 - 44 minutes - 41.1 MB

McGrath gets inside information about a serial arsonist who wants to burn San Francisco to the ground...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is in the dining car. Written by Paige Klaniecki & Chris Klaniecki Directed by J. Michael DeAngelisStarring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Gragner Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Mr. Doe and Kevin McGrath as The Missi...

307: Casino Royale with Cheese

October 29, 2021 04:00 - 42 minutes - 39 MB

The EMF must infiltrate an underground casino frequented by the mob...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is stopping for ice cream. Written by John P. Dowgin Directed by J. Michael DeAngelisStarring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Mr. Doe and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Ocean Gi...

306: The Hunt for Taupe November

September 24, 2021 04:00 - 45 minutes - 36.3 MB

The Admiral is plotting a strike on American soil...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is washing the windows. Written by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jill Ivey as Le...

305: No Time Two Dice

August 27, 2021 04:00 - 37 minutes - 29.7 MB

The EMF must protect the unknown target of an unpredictable assassin...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is in the shower. Written by John P. Dowgin Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jill Ivey a...

304: The Legend of Zelda

July 30, 2021 04:00 - 38 minutes - 30.7 MB

Section Chief Zelda Anders is haunted by memories of her first case...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is playing video games. Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jill Ivey as Harley a...

303: Carry On Old Hayward's Son

June 25, 2021 04:00 - 40 minutes - 37.5 MB

Sins of the past stalk the EMF...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is performing computer maintenance. Written by Paige Klaniecki & Chris Klaniecki Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jill Ivey as Ocean Bureau Commander and Mother and Bob ...

302: On Mister Muldrake's Obvious Service

May 28, 2021 04:00 - 39 minutes - 36.4 MB

The Ocean Bureau is planning a diamond heist at an ultra-luxury ski resort…and Special Agent Chet Phillips is fixing the cable box. Written by John P. Dowgin Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring: Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring: Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brie...

Special Livestream! Mission: Projected

May 14, 2021 04:00 - 1 minute - 981 KB

Join us for Mission: Variety - our first livestream! Sunday, May 23rd at 7pm EDT at bit.ly/MissionProjected A night of music, comedy, cocktails, and more featuring the cast and creators of Mission: Rejected and special guests! A benefit for Mighty Writers. Featuring live or pre-recorded: Ashley Banks Pete Barry J. Michael DeAngelis Faith Dowgin John Dowgin Jan Green Jill Ivey Bob Killion Chris Klaniecki Paige Klaniecki Danielle Rossi Nazli Sarpkaya Dave Stanger with Kevin McGrath as Missi...

301: Blue Storm Rising

April 30, 2021 04:00 - 41 minutes - 37.6 MB

The Oceanologists have taken over the world...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is definitely dead this time. Written and Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino Jill Ivey as Lex Hamm...

Oz-9: Rejected (Part 1)

March 26, 2021 13:00 - 32 minutes - 29.9 MB

A rift in time and space causes the EMF agents to swap places with crew members from the Oz-9...and Special Agent Chet Phillips has never heard that podcast. This is part one of a special two-part crossover with the hysterical space comedy, Oz-9. Be sure to listen to part two on the Oz-9 feed or wherever you get your podcasts! Written by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin & Shannon Perry Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis and June Clark Eubanks Starring (In alphabetical order) ...

EMF Declassified 2: Agents Exposed (Behind the Scenes)

February 26, 2021 05:00 - 40 minutes - 37 MB

The cast of Mission: Rejected is interviewed by Raymond "Ruk" Morse about the making of season two, behind-the-scenes stories, and a peek at season three! Written and Edited by J. Michael DeAngelis Hosted by Raymond Morse of 5 and 30 with Ruk Joining from the cast are Chris Klaniecki, Nazli Sarpkaya, Dave Stanger, Faith Dowgin, Ashley Banks, Jill Ivey, and Bob Killion. Featuring J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Music by Pete Barry Additional...

212: A Vow To A Kill

December 28, 2020 05:00 - 56 minutes - 52.1 MB

Athena O'Brien is getting married...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is available. (Season finale) Written by John P. Dowgin & J. Michael DeAngelis Story by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John P. Dowgin & Paige Klaniecki Directed by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders Kirk White as Chet Phillips Ashley Ba...

211: Moonfaker

December 11, 2020 05:00 - 39 minutes - 35.9 MB

A scientist will only hand over a vital new super fuel if he's sent to space...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable. Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelisStarring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jill Ivey as Lex Hammo...

210: Diamonds Are For Errors

November 20, 2020 05:00 - 38 minutes - 34.8 MB

There's a plot to kidnap North Korea's star baseball player...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable. Written by John Dowgin Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jill Ivey as Gift Shop Gi...

209: American Spydol

October 30, 2020 04:00 - 44 minutes - 41.1 MB

The prize at a major singing competition has been accidentally loaded with weapons-grade plutonium...and Special Agent Chet Phillips can't sing. A Mission: Rejected musical extravaganza. Written & Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as A...

208: Three Days of the Condo

September 25, 2020 04:00 - 40 minutes - 36.8 MB

A cache of treasure from the Axis Powers is buried under a condo in Santa Barbara...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable. Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jean Pivetz as ...