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Mission Briefing: A James Bond Podcast

30 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 5 years ago - ★★★★★ - 9 ratings

Mission:Briefing is our James Bond spin-off series. We watch every James Bond movie, one a week, in order, and compare each down to the smallest detail! Come back each week for a new episode.

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Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

June 12, 2019 20:53 - 1 Byte

I am sorry we forgot this one months ago, but let’s end this series! We leave the prequel and end up with the final entry into the saga, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. Well, the last one for 19 years. I am sure the momentum will keep up when you save one of the Read More

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

December 06, 2018 04:00 - 1 Byte

Well, this is the reason you all chose this series isn’t it? “Oh, Nic,” you thought, “Nic you FOOL! MUHAHAHAHA, this will teach you to trust democracy!” And you laughed! Well, listen here, guy. We survived Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and it was better than I remembered! Not much, but Read More

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

November 15, 2018 04:01 - 68.8 MB

When last we left Indy, he had defeated the Nazis, saved the girl, and lost the Ark of the Covenant to bureaucratic red tape. However, this week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we find out where he was before that movie in the one that everyone used to think was the worst! We watched the Read More

(Indiana Jones and the) Raiders of the Lost Ark

November 01, 2018 05:01 - 1 Byte

So the story goes, Steven Spielberg wanted to direct a James Bond movie and the Broccolis said no to him. This was his response.  This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we fall back in love with a great character who doesn’t really matter in the plot of his own movie. We watched Indiana Jones Read More

The Music of James Bond

August 28, 2018 16:56 - 18.6 MB

Time for our August bonus! Remember our first spin-off show, the James Bond podcast Mission Briefing? Sure, you all do, our numbers prove that it was the most popular thing we did and now we are wasting on the vine. Well, Jon and I decided it should live on and promptly failed at that. So Read More

Spectre

March 09, 2018 20:51 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

We did it! After a bit longer than expected, we have done all the James Bond Movies! I know, some of you may be sad, but don’t be! The series may be completed on the main feed, but it will continue on the Mission Briefing feed! OOOOOOOOOO! So exciting! We watched Daniel Craig as James Read More

Skyfall

March 09, 2018 20:50 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

Man, this movie seems more recent, but after the disappointing Quantum of Solace, Skyfall returned Bond with gusto. Adele sings a brassy ballad and the audience swooned. Also, a good flick. We watched Daniel Craig as James Bond in Skyfall! This is the completed Mission Briefing spin-off of Myopia: Defend Your Childhood. Tune into the main Read More

Quantum of Solace

March 09, 2018 20:49 - 1 hour - 45.9 MB

I know, I know, you are thinking about how bad this movie is or, rather, how much you disliked it. So, thank you for even looking. It is riddled with shaky-cam, it feels rushed, and it is not crazy or campy (so bad it is good). Yet, it is brutal and at time very real. Read More

Casino Royale

March 09, 2018 20:48 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

This week on Mission Briefing, we welcome a new Bond and say good-bye to an old one; RIP Roger Moore. We watched Daniel Craig as James Bond in Casino Royale! This is the completed Mission Briefing spin-off of Myopia: Defend Your Childhood. Tune into the main feed or catch up on all the Bond films! Host: Read More

Die Another Day (2002)

March 09, 2018 20:47 - 1 hour - 72.3 MB

This week we say goodbye to Pierce with one of the worst concieved Bond movies of all time, Die Another Day. From every cinematic misstep, including the American team of Halle Berry and Michael Madsen, to the “English Team” featuring Madonna’s fake accent and Pierce’s creeping Irishness, no wonder the franchise died for awhile. We watched Read More

The World is Not Enough (1999)

March 09, 2018 20:45 - 1 hour - 56 MB

The only thing I need to say about this movie in order to see whether or not you remember it is “Christmas Jones.” This train wreck involves the death of Hagrid, M being kidnapped, and some serious Pierce Brosnan jaw acting. We watched Pierce Brosnan as James Bond in The World is Not Enough! This Read More

Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)

March 09, 2018 20:43 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

Well, well, well. Fake news? Business taking over politics? Robotic cars? Bond in a BMW?!?!?! So fanciful! After the amazing Goldeneye, did Tomorrow Never Dies hold up? How did Pierce hold up? Will I answer any of these questions? Tune in to find out!  We watched Pierce Brosnan as James Bond in Tomorrow Never Dies! This Read More

Goldeneye (1995)

March 09, 2018 20:42 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

Out with the oldish, in with the Irish! We watched Goldeneye for this Mission Briefing. I know what your are thinking, didn’t they already nostalgia all over this? Well, you are keen and thanks for listening! We did it again with the Mission Gaze! Pierce Brosnan replaced Tim Dalton! Nintendo 64 is mentioned, duh!  Tune in Read More

Licence to Kill (1989)

March 09, 2018 20:41 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

So this film is, well, I guess, goodbye once again to another Bond. This we just got to know you! We end up with this film which starts with a wedding and ends with Felix Leiter being bitten in half. So, I guess paves the way for Joe Don Baker and Jimmy Bond, which is Read More

The Living Daylights (1987)

March 09, 2018 20:40 - 1 hour - 66.7 MB

This week we introduce the new James Bond. He is rugged, he doesn’t make quips, and it is a darker grittier movie. I know what you’re thinking, are we talking about Daniel Craig? No, that’s crazy! They wouldn’t try to reboot the series is darker and grittier with a rugged James Bond doesn’t make quips Read More

A View to a Kill (1985)

March 09, 2018 20:38 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

We say goodbye to Roger Moore with a fitting send off, sort of, well the send off that he deserves; too campy to live, but too campy to die. We watched Roger Moore as James Bond in A View to a Kill! This is the completed Mission Briefing spin-off of Myopia: Defend Your Childhood. Tune into Read More

Never Say Never Again (1983)

March 09, 2018 20:38 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

This week Sean Connery returns as James Bond to avenge Kevin McClory, spite the Broccolis, and remake one of the most boring Bond films in the Battle of the guys too old to pick up women so young! It competed against Octopussy (Roger Moore, 1983) so we watched Never Say Never Again! This is the Read More

Octopussy (1983)

March 09, 2018 20:36 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

This week we struggle with an “all time high,” or some such garbage; at this point the Broccolis must have thought, less is Moore. We watched Roger Moore as James Bond in Octopussy! This is the completed Mission Briefing spin-off of Myopia: Defend Your Childhood. Tune into the main feed or catch up on all the Read More

For Your Eyes Only (1981)

March 09, 2018 20:34 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

This on week Mission Briefing, James Bond goes back under the sea! Or something, this one is kind of confusing. Mission Briefing is Myopia: Defend Your Childhood’s monthly traipse through the Bond films in order. We watched Roger Moore as James Bond in For Your Eyes Only! This is the completed Mission Briefing spin-off of Myopia: Defend Read More

Moonraker (1979)

March 09, 2018 20:33 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

Hey Albert! Yeah Michael. You know James Bond? Of course, Michael. You know Star Wars? Of course, Michael. What if….. I’ll call the writers! GET ME GILBERT! and scene! This is the completed Mission Briefing spin-off of Myopia: Defend Your Childhood. Tune into the main feed or catch up on all the Bond films! We watched Read More

The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)

March 09, 2018 20:32 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

This week on Mission Briefing we heard the best bond theme song, as long as Paul McCartney isn’t around… We watched Roger Moore as James Bond in the Spy Who Loved Me! This is the completed Mission Briefing spin-off of Myopia: Defend Your Childhood. Tune into the main feed or catch up on all the Read More

The Man with the Golden Gun

March 09, 2018 20:31 - 1 Byte

This week we see Christopher Lee’s real war wounds. Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Bond Experts: Jon C, Jeremy R, and Daniel S.

Live and Let Die (Mission Briefing Edition) (1973)

March 09, 2018 20:28 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

This week we welcome a *-snorf-* new James with the broadest ties imaginable! This is the completed Mission Briefing spin-off of Myopia: Defend Your Childhood. Tune into the main feed or catch up on all the Bond films! How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Panel: Matt P, Read More

Diamonds are Forever (1971)

March 09, 2018 20:26 - 2 hours - 1 Byte

This week Sean returns! I was so sad I had to take last week off, but he would never leave me again! Right? Right…. This is the completed Mission Briefing spin-off of Myopia: Defend Your Childhood. Tune into the main feed or catch up on all the Bond films! We watched Sean Connery as James Read More

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969)

March 09, 2018 20:22 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

This week, something is off, Bond looks different and mom keeps saying Dad is gone, but Uncle George is going to be stay around for awhile. We watched On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969). We watched George Lazenby in On Her Majesty’s Secret Service! This is the completed Mission Briefing spin-off of Myopia: Defend Your Childhood. Read More

You Only Live Twice

March 09, 2018 20:20 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

This week on Mission Briefing we learn about ninjas! We watched Sean Connery as James Bond in You Only Live Twice! This is the completed Mission Briefing spin-off of Myopia: Defend Your Childhood. Tune into the main feed or catch up on all the Bond films! Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Bond Experts: Jon and Steve

Thunderball (1965)

March 09, 2018 20:19 - 2 hours - 1 Byte

This week on Mission Briefing we take Bond under the sea, under the sea. It ain’t no better, when Bond gets wetter, under the sea. We watched Sean Connery as James Bond in Thunderball! This is the completed Mission Briefing spin-off of Myopia: Defend Your Childhood. Tune into the main feed or catch up on all Read More

Goldfinger (1964)

March 09, 2018 20:17 - 2 hours - 1 Byte

As we return to Mission Briefing, we expect you to die! We watched Sean Connery as James Bond in Goldfinger (1964) This is the completed Mission Briefing spin-off of Myopia: Defend Your Childhood. Tune into the main feed or catch up on all the Bond films! Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Bond Experts: Thomas, Jon, Matt

From Russia With Love (1963)

March 09, 2018 20:15 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

As we return to Mission Briefing, we have a fling in Moscow!  We watched Sean Connery as James Bond in with “From Russia with Love!” This is the completed Mission Briefing spin-off of Myopia: Defend Your Childhood. Tune into the main feed or catch up on all the Bond films! Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Bond Experts: Read More

Dr. No (1962)

March 09, 2018 16:40 - 1 hour - 63.1 MB

This week we start our James Bond spin-off series, “Mission Briefing!” Each week we will watch each James Bond Movie, in order, and compare each! We watched Sean Connery as James Bond in Dr. No! This is the completed Mission Briefing spin-off of Myopia: Defend Your Childhood. Tune into the main feed or catch up on Read More

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