A documentary called Seattle is Dying shows the dangers of not holding people accountable for addiction, crime, ​and homelessness. Michael describes a taxpayer relief shot and how the right of self-defense needs to be celebrated. The NRA is under attack by the government, despite it being a lawful organization. That should scare all Americans, whether you like guns or not. PETA shows its ignorance about slaughterhouses, which shouldn’t surprise anyone. Aging terrorists at Guantanamo Bay Naval Station need geriatric care. Doctors have identified a gene that when modified, might let us eat all we want without getting fat. And finally, are millennials not having enough sex? Who cares?