Season 5 Trailer Analysis with Selina Wilken!

We are back with the most extra trailer analysis ever! Literally one hour of talking per one minute of trailer, you guys. Almost three seconds of talking per each of the 5,000+ frames WHICH CLAIRE AND SELINA SCRUTINIZED ONE BY ONE. NOT A SINGLE STONE UNTURNED, THEN DISSOLVED INTO ITS COMPONENT MOLECULES FOR IN-DEPTH ANALYSIS.

PLUS! Erin is convinced Kane is getting a new profession, Claire is convinced Abby is up to something with Eligius and nightblood, and Selina is convinced that Clarke's loose lips summoned the Eligius ship!

3:00 - That One Time When Jason Showed Claire and Erin the Trailer Two Months Early
7:00 - Ever Noticed How Clarke Starts Every Odd-Numbered Season Completely Alone?
11:00 - Clarke's Drawings and the Importance of Artistic Expression
22:00 - *BELLARKE KLAXONS*
34:00 - Did Eligius Hear Clarke's Radio Transmissions???
40:00 - WE WOULD ALREADY LAY DOWN OUR LIVES FOR MADI
48:00 - Enter Eligius *heavy metal plays in background*
1:22:00 - Erin Cracked Kane's Bunker Storyline, Everyone Can Go Home
2:00:00 - Abby, Eligius, and the Potential Return of the Medical Ethics Theme?
2:04:00 - KABBY BABY THEORY LIVES, but in a New Way That Claire Would Rather Forget
2:15:00 - What the Hell Is in That Dude's Stomach, Y'all
2:22:00 - ZAVEN RIZEZ
2:36:00 - *KABBY KLAXONS*
2:51:00 - The Blakes Aren't Gonna Fight to the Death, but That's About All We Know
3:07:00 - S5's #1 Cinematic Influence: Lilo & Stitch
3:08:00 - #HugsAnd(no)Death(in that montage anyway)
3:23:00 - Memori Problems
3:26:30 - What Does Octavia Want With/From Madi????
3:42:30 - Selina Drops an F-Bomb