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Mediocre Happy Hours

59 episodes - English - Latest episode: 6 months ago - ★★★★★ - 8 ratings

A by-product of the Mediocre Golf Association. And alcohol.

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Episodes

Asian Abe Lincoln

November 04, 2023 10:36 - 1 hour - 51.9 MB

The boys discuss a few topics... MGA, Vegas, why turtles shouldn't be trusted.

Stripper's Buttholes

August 12, 2023 02:20 - 1 hour - 118 MB

If a stripper's butthole is sewed up, is it still a butt? These questions and more are answered in this episode.

Mediocre Happy Hours: I Hate Time Zones

December 11, 2022 23:07 - 1 hour - 62.3 MB

Brett "Boom Boom" Dennis subs in for Joe Dirt on this episode were we talk about the MGA World Championship experience, JSG's epic meltdown, and The Ugly Sweater Tournament live from Corner Pocket Bar and Grill.

Honduran Sampler

October 11, 2022 00:31 - 1 hour - 61.7 MB

The next podcast for MHH is here.... finally.  The Pio brothers are joined by Boom Boom to try and talk about golf, but hey, this thing is fluid so who knows what they talked about.  Plus Boom Boom brought cigars.  We're cheap dates.

Mediocre Happy Hour: Saturdays at the Langs

July 17, 2022 20:02 - 1 hour - 89.3 MB

Talking about bad golf and stuff

Do Better Doug

June 16, 2022 01:56 - 1 hour - 60.8 MB

The Piotrowski Brothers sit down... FINALLY ... and make JSG and 101 proud.  Rose Chin Drips Version.

Mediocre Happy Hour - Hilary's Lip Service

December 30, 2021 02:50 - 1 hour - 77.1 MB

At some point in the future, Dan and Joe P will enter witty descriptions here. But for now, just know that the Asian massage parlor is next door and 101 stole $20 from a grandma.

Mediocre Happy Hour - Driving Miss Piggy

November 16, 2021 02:33 - 51 minutes - 38.3 MB

101, JSG, and CL recap the MGAWC, the TLH MGA year in review, Mountain's dad, 7th place, and then look to #DanP #JoeP for the future....

Mediocre Happy Hour - What did you think of the writeup?

October 27, 2021 01:34 - 55 minutes - 48.5 MB

The last three champs, 101, JSG and Pete join the podcast to discuss their wins, writeups, and cinematic marvels.

Mediocre Happy Hour - Rings Will Be Alright

August 07, 2021 00:41 - 48 minutes - 52.5 MB

Fellas bring on Piggy to discuss titties and red keys.

Mediocre Happy Hour - The Balki Bartokomous Episode

July 10, 2021 02:16 - 1 hour - 92 MB

The Golden Episode has 101 and JSG bring on the FU Open winner to discuss his first title, the BOMB, and Sea Tow gift certificates.

Mediocre Happy Hour - Gunga Galunga and how Joe P ruined the tournament

June 11, 2021 00:29 - 52 minutes - 54.8 MB

101 and JSG bring on the MGA Champ Elder OG Turk to discuss his MGA win, Dan's collapse, philosophy, and Joe P killing his brother.

Mediocre Happy Hour - TLH MGA Field Trips

June 03, 2021 17:08 - 1 hour - 80.3 MB

The Goat and JSG bring on T Lang after back-to-back wins. The fellas discuss The Bastards, the field trip to Fort Myers, and preview the upcoming MGA at CCCC.

Mediocre Happy Hour - The Audio Difficulties Episode

April 16, 2021 19:53 - 1 hour - 76.9 MB

The fellas were so excited to be vaccinated and recording in person, they used the wrong audio feed for the first five minutes. Once you get through that, you will be able to hear The Goat and JSG discuss the first tourney of the year with the Am-Am Champ, T Lang, some coin challenges, and give a Bastards preview.

Mediocre Happy Hour - The Long Snapper Episode

March 31, 2021 13:41 - 58 minutes - 39.1 MB

The Goat and JSG get on a zoom with CL Kawas and the current coin holder, T Lang, to discuss the Seminole Cup and update the coin challenge

Mediocre Happy Hour - No Taps Son

January 25, 2021 21:54 - 59 minutes - 35.5 MB

101 and JSG bring on Lord Dan to discuss Dan's recent coin challenge run and play a new game called Get to Know a Medio.

Mediocre Happy Hour - The Coin of Mediocrity

December 18, 2020 14:05 - 54 minutes - 34.4 MB

101 and JSG bring on the chapter leader to discuss the Coin of Mediocrity Challenge, endless rules, the upcoming Ugly Sweater Tournament, more COM rules, flight connections, and when to leave your burger opinions to yourself.

Mediocre Happy Hour - The GOAT

November 06, 2020 18:37 - 49 minutes - 33.1 MB

Millar and JSG bring on OG and Bastards contender KG to discuss The Bastards, The Original Breakfast of WInners, Hole 17, fantasy football, opting out of fantasy football, and Mitch kissing titties.

Mediocre Happy Hour - Newbie King

October 05, 2020 12:28 - 47 minutes - 28.1 MB

101 and JSG bring on the Newbie King, Jeremy Cohen, to discuss his first win, rosé chug, and the upcoming Bastards.

Mediocre Happy Hour - Just Hate Yourself

September 04, 2020 13:24 - 53 minutes - 31.3 MB

101 and JSG jump on Zoom to discuss kitchen utensils, the TLH MGA’s Douchebag Invitational, winning from the tips, and the upcoming football season.

Mediocre Happy Hour - I Want to be a Good Mom, but also do Drugs

August 26, 2020 18:42 - 1 hour - 53.6 MB

The boys bring on the Chapter Leader to discuss the scandal related to the 2019 MGA World Champ, the TLH MGA Fore! Championship won by JSG, an influx of new members, and then bring on Joe P to discuss his short-lived curse.

Mediocre Happy Hour - The TLH MGA Kings

July 20, 2020 16:39 - 1 hour - 37.5 MB

The fellas get together on Zoom to discuss the cancelling of the 2020 MGAWC, 101's THIRD Bratish Open victory, more OG dominance, and play a game crowning the Kings of each all 8 TLH MGA tournaments.

Mediocre Happy Hour - Thiccboi

July 08, 2020 14:42 - 1 hour - 35 MB

101 and JSG discuss Piggy's second win of the season, the upcoming Bratish, give a COVID update, and discuss why Millar hates Thiccboi

Mediocre Happy Hour - 13 is 12

June 18, 2020 13:33 - 1 hour - 91.6 MB

101 and JSG bring on the chapter leader and MGA 2020 champ, Ian Kawas. The three discuss last week's MGA, the upcoming FU Open (and send some runners to Biloxi to put down some bets), and discuss their Tallahassee 18, which ends up being a par 75. Easy game.

Mediocre Happy Hour - In These Unprecedented Times

May 18, 2020 13:52 - 50 minutes - 31.5 MB

The fellas jump on Zoom to discuss how the walls in their home are closing in around them, the NFL Draft, one-way aisles, and the upcoming TLH MGA schedule.

Mediocre Happy Hour - March 12, 2020

March 13, 2020 14:28 - 1 hour - 90.9 MB

101 and JSG bring on the Am Am champion, Piggy Bear, to discuss the Seminole Cup, the Am Am, the upcoming Bastards, and the one of the weirdest 72 hour stretches in memory.

Mediocre Happy Hour - Remembering what We Didn't Remember

January 21, 2020 17:45 - 57 minutes - 61.1 MB

101 and JSG discuss some time away, the MGA World Championships, College Hoops, and then spend 45 minutes discussing the Patriots while attempting to discuss the Super Bowl

Mediocre Happy Hour - 2019 TLH MGA Year in Review

October 28, 2019 12:57 - 51 minutes - 46.9 MB

Millar and JSG bring on the TLH MGA Chapter Leader, Ian Kawas, to discuss the top moments of the 2019 TLH MGA season, The 500 Club, and preview the 2020 season while occasionally discussing what is happening on the Red Zone Channel.

Mediocre Happy Hour - The Thunder From Down Under

October 17, 2019 13:24 - 1 hour - 66.5 MB

101 and JSG have the winner of the Last Gasp, Aussie Pete, on to the pod. The three discuss the tournament, reading greens, the TLH MGA season, and discuss the upcoming MGA World Championship. Sponsored by the Ryder Cup Ticketing Process.

Mediocre Happy Hour - A Fairy Tale in Southwood

September 23, 2019 12:13 - 57 minutes - 52.6 MB

101 and JSG discuss TLH-MGA's triumphant win at the 2019 S.H.I.T. Show, Millar becoming #FloridaMan, 101 and Ian's special relationship, the rest of the TLH-MGA season, and why the Buccaneers and Vikings won't meet in the NFC Championship this year

Mediocre Happy Hour - Draft Day: No Matter What

August 23, 2019 12:44 - 1 hour - 74.2 MB

In an very special episode, 101 and JSG bring Keith Gubat on the pod to discuss the movie Draft Day in the style of the Rewatchables podcast. Around the hour mark, the guys make some bets for the upcoming S.H.I.T. Show and send a courier to Biloxi. 

Mediocre Happy Hour - The Fantasy Football Steam Draft

August 08, 2019 17:42 - 1 hour - 96.9 MB

Alternate Title: Joe P is Going to be Pissed 101 and JSG bring on the Fore! Champion, Steve Hiraga. In Hiraga's second time on the pod, the three discuss the TLH MGA Fore! Championship, the upcoming Florida SHIT Show Tournament, and have a fantasy football steam draft.

Mediocre Happy Hour - I don't look down on you, but I don't look up to you

August 02, 2019 14:00 - 1 hour - 63.5 MB

101 and JSG sit down with the Bratish Open champion, Nicky Mazz. The three talk about everything and nothing. Pure Mediocre Happy Hour. 

Mediocre Happy Hour - Shame Eating & Unbelievable Scripts

July 17, 2019 12:32 - 1 hour - 62.9 MB

In MGA news, 101 and JSG discuss the new format at the 2019 MGAWC and all the kilts and plaid that will be at this year's Bratish Open. Around the 30 minute mark, the fellas discuss this week's British Open, give a shout out to T Pain, Millar shames the fast food industry for trying to shame his shame eating, and JSG bemoans how sports writers ruined a good story after the tragic passing of Tyler Skaggs.

Mediocre Happy Hour - FU Open, Chernobyl, and a Bronze Ticket

June 28, 2019 14:20 - 57 minutes - 52.6 MB

 101 and JSG invite the FU Open champion on the pod. The medios breakdown what happened at TLH MGA's most recent major, interview the champ, discuss the parallels of the Chernobyl disaster and holes 15-18, winning the Bronze Ticket for the MGAWC, and briefly discuss what they may be wearing for the upcoming Bratish Open. 

Mediocre Happy Hour - GLORIA! I THINK I GOT YOUR NUM-BAH!

June 21, 2019 15:52 - 50 minutes - 45.9 MB

 101 and JSG briefly discuss the last episode (what they can remember), the MGAWC, the upcoming Florida S.H.I.T. Show, Carson Palmer getting inducted into a Ring of Honor, Fans at sporting events, and Millar gets angry

Mediocre Happy Hour - A Sit Down with Piggy Bear

May 31, 2019 12:55 - 1 hour - 67.4 MB

JSG and 101 welcome in Piggy Bear, MGAWC Spirit Animal and 2019 The MGA champion. The three discuss the 2019 The MGA, The Showdown at KCC, the Rosé Curse, getting ready for the 2019 MGAWC, and make some predictions. 

Mediocre Happy Hour - This Episode is Turning Heads!

May 17, 2019 13:17 - 1 hour - 66.5 MB

Minute 2: Quebec Minute 17: 101's Reaction to The Bastards Write-Up Minute 22: The MGA Preview Minute 42: NBA Lottery Minute 49: Haskins is Turning Heads! Minute 56: I Gotta Unfollow

Mediocre Happy Hour - 101's Best. Week. Ever.

April 29, 2019 18:43 - 1 hour - 78.1 MB

Minute 2: My Heart Will Go On + Sports Minute 4: A Sunday at Augusta Minute 19: TLH MGA The Bastards - A Recap Minute 28: Champion's Interview Minute 46: Bat Flips Minute 56: Game of Thrones or NFL Draft

Mediocre Happy Hour - Do you pull out or leave it in?

April 09, 2019 19:22 - 1 hour - 69.4 MB

Minute 3: The Am-Am Minute 13: The Champions Interview Minute 19: Leaving it In or Take it Out? Minute 26: The Slug Index Minute 36: The Bastards Preview Minute 52: The Masters is Coming Minute 57: The Final Four

Mediocre Happy Hour - Gimmies are for Cowards

March 13, 2019 13:55 - 1 hour - 77.9 MB

Minute 2: Day Drinking Minute 6: Seminole Cup Minute 16: Three Putt Minute 26: TLH MGA Season Preview Minute 45: Random Take Hat - Chris Mullin, The Discrepancy Minute 55: 101's Breaded Wings Minute 65: Savery Scale: I Shot an 84 (with 3 Mulligans and 6 gimmes)

Mediocre Happy Hour - RIP Cross Creek

February 05, 2019 19:47 - 1 hour - 73.7 MB

Minute 2: Pandering to Lou Malnati's Minute 5: RIP Cross Creek Minute 24: Holes We Hate: Southwood 4 Minute 36: Holes We Hate: Seminole 16/7 Minute 39: Super Bowl Food Minute 57: Savery Scale: How Do I Explain This To My Kids?

Mediocre Happy Hour - NFL Conference Championship Predictions

January 17, 2019 19:57 - 1 hour - 71.8 MB

Minute 5: TLH MGA Off-season event Minute 9: 3 NFL Questions Minute 25: NFL Conference Championship Predictions Minute 35: Bogus' Light Changing Services Minute 37: Phil's Woodworking Minute 39: A-Hole Admissions: Dryer Vent Returns Minute 51: Random Take Hat - The Army/Navy Game Minute 57: Savery Scale - Cruise Control

Mediocre Happy Hour - We're Going to the Gag Room - The Kevin Durant Interview

January 03, 2019 17:30 - 1 hour - 89.5 MB

Minute 3: Crown Royal & Ginger Minute 4: Urban Meyer teaches Character & Leadership Minute 8: Flat Earth vs. Fake Moon Landing Minute 10: Kevin Durant Minute 12: Breakdown of the TLH MGA Power Rankings Minute 24: Our First Paid Commercial Minute 26: Hiraga's response to Ian's Prince take Minute 39: The Aaron Rodgers Bose Commercial Minute 45: Sunset Heart Hands Minute 51: I Love It Minute 62: Literally Figuratively Minute 76: Savery Scale: Publix Panhandler

Mediocre Happy Hour - 2018 TLH MGA Awards and a Double Savery. BONUS: MHH After Dark!

December 05, 2018 16:09 - 1 hour - 111 MB

Minute 2: No Belts Minute 3: 2018 TLH MGA Awards Minute 75: Savery Scale: Ian & the Airport Boarding Line Minute 83: Savery Scale II: I Call... & Raise Minute 89: Ian: Prince is the 7 Second or Less Suns, 101 and JSG Diagree Minute 104: I rolled a 9! That's not a Thing, Millar.

Mediocre Happy Hour - MGAWC Edition:You Can Lead a Medio to Alcohol, but You Can't Make Him Drink It

November 19, 2018 20:50 - 1 hour - 85.9 MB

Minute 9: Thursday - Pollywog Crew! Minute 18: Friday - The Medio Cup & Tuesdays with Morley Minute 44: Saturday - That's My Champion & The Casper Award Minute 70: Savery Scale: Gas Pumps

Mediocre Happy Hour - Deloris!

November 06, 2018 19:50 - 1 hour - 89.8 MB

Minute 2 - The Hunker games Minute 8 - MGAWC Talk Minute 15 - TLHMGA: Year in Review Minute 28 - More MGAWC: F**k Lexington 11 Minute 36 - Can Bama beat a NFL team? Minute 44 - Deloris! Minute 49 - Savery Scale: The Next Door App Minute 70 - AHole Admissions: I peed on Jesus

Mediocre Happy Hour - A Three-Way with Paulina Gretzky

October 04, 2018 13:23 - 1 hour - 76.3 MB

Minute 2: Goodbye, Joe Mauer Minute 6: Tiger wins! Minute 8: MGA World Championship Excitement Minute 17: The NFL is Still a Thing Minute 25: The Noles, Streaks, and Miami Hate Week Minute 35: 101's Haircut Minute 40: Ryder Cup 2018

Mediocre Happy Hour - The Rams are 37-2 since 1976 when running the ball at least 24 times

September 24, 2018 15:24 - 1 hour - 83.9 MB

2:07 - TLH MGA Douchebag Invitational 13:00 - The S.H.I.T. Show 22:37 - Mini Royal 28:42 - The Bar is Closed 41:43 - The Creep Off 50:18 - Savery Scale: W-L records and rushing attempts 59:12 - FitzMagic 1:08:45 - The Tragic Timberwolves

Mediocre Happy Hour - College Football Kickoff Edition? "K."

September 04, 2018 15:07 - 59 minutes - 64 MB

(4:30) You Gotta Carry Lake Okeechobee (10:45) Bob is John Coffey (19:30) Nicky Mazz always has a knife (26:43) NFL Hall of Fame (32:30) JSG's Favorite Randy Moss Moment (39:01) 101's Good Will Hunting Moment (45:50) Savery Scale Segment? K

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