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CAT FLAP
November 09, 2023 16:27 - 2 minutes - 2.39 MBA musing written for lily age 9 and her cat Sean who's got terribly fat due to been neutered, he's put on a lot of weight I've narrated it in a yorkshire accent due to Sean being born and raised in Harrogate . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
GRETA
November 09, 2023 15:25 - 2 minutes - 1.88 MBGreta has an almost impossible sales pitch she's to demand that the incredibly rich dumped that expensive pieces of kitsch , they fly to the cop out climate meetings in their lear jets and show not the slightest hesitation of any regrets, her gargantuan glitch is to try to move these people towards the green dream of a beggars itch, but these dinosaurs who block destiny's drawbridge are mega rich and have no intention of surrendering any of their Kardashian kitsch. To quote Churchill sardonic...
BARKINGHAM PALACE
November 08, 2023 14:46 - 2 minutes - 1.89 MBAnother crazy sketch about the life of Thornton Harding the junior an aristocrat who's mad about his pets , he calls them by the strangest names, such as his dog ,Warrington greyfriars Benson who i might add is allowed to do anything even drive his car . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
WATERLOO
November 08, 2023 07:37 - 2 minutes - 2.75 MBA poem about falling into destitution especially ex soldiers and sailors who you find in the beggars brigade of most British towns, how easy to forget these courageous service personnel who once protected us . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
O C D
November 07, 2023 20:45 - 2 minutes - 2.62 MBThis is a musing I wrote after listening to my father who'd been conscripted into the British army during the second world war, you can quite easily see why by year twenty three most members of the military have gone completely mad with OCD, its perhaps due to the cour d'esprit of the British army ,which has a relentless marching rhythm beating to the sweet spot tempo of 120 , from day one your heart soul body and mind are recalibrated and realined to the measured metronome of the military ki...
REVOLUTION
November 06, 2023 21:34 - 2 minutes - 2.41 MBSooner than later we as a species will have to address our crazy situation of over population , due to land perishing and pollution in the final stages we may very well end up as refugees building our own blood lined barricades of revolution . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
Chlamydia
November 06, 2023 16:24 - 1 minute - 960 KBA short minute musing about how if you infect a friend's computer with a virus they treat it as if you have infected them with the clap . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
A Navy Blue Nervous Breakdown
November 04, 2023 20:05 - 2 minutes - 1.93 MBLiving as belfry bats fuelled by booze and nose gay narcotics we shared shrink spiel and serotonin Smarties , arriving at all the piss, powder, and perfume parties: we'd flutter feebly back at the light of dawn . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
DOOM IN THE ROOM
November 03, 2023 21:44 - 1 minute - 1.39 MBLiving as an artist's muse you can understand the expression of The Doom in the room what artist's don't realise is that there ego's can be so burdensome to everyone else and probably has to be in order for them to achieve , this is usually why their muse's are usually so miserable. Whilst living with an artist as a muse I was painted with my own blood she thought it to be a wonderful contrast of colour red onto the stark white canvas my Anglo-Saxon skin reminiscent of the old English flag . ...
THE MORTAL MACHINE
November 03, 2023 20:23 - 1 minute - 1.87 MB THE MORTAL MACHINE Poetry |Steven Richardson 00:0401:52 Next|About A poem written for my father who was born in 1926 and now similar to an old model T ford he needs constant tinkering and maintenance to keep him running also I've done my best to copy his gasping Yorkshire speech ; born in the days of the horse and cart he started work at the age of twelve down in the mills on the east side of a steel river , he mentioned that not only were the steel dreys pulled by the huge shire ho...
THE BILL
November 03, 2023 17:57 - 1 minute - 1.97 MBA musing about the private member's bills passed with rousing British Parliamentary pomposity it sounds as if they're committing a serious aural atrocity but it's usually being diatribed by someone whos spieling loudly through their own suppository . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson5/message --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
CIDER PARK.
November 03, 2023 12:31 - 1 minute - 1.63 MBLooking at some tramps in cider park I felt so sorry for them but more so for their poor starving pets as their masters swill down cider and the pets shivered in the cold. The musing is seen and spoken through the dogs perspective . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
NERVOUS BREAKDOWN
November 02, 2023 19:48 - 3 minutes - 2.99 MBLiving our lives as nocturnal belfry bats fuelled by booze and nose gay narcotics we'd flutter back at dawn after sharing shrink spiel and serotonin Smarties at all the high octane piss and powder parties in H-gate is there any wonder that we all became neurotic suffering from nervous breakdowns and depression the Spanish au pairs around at that time always sounded and sang similar to Carmen Miaranda rolling their R's like a pair of castanets . All rights reserved --- Send in a voice messa...
WHITE DEATH
November 02, 2023 12:58 - 1 minute - 1.8 MBA poem about my father's time aboard a super cruise liner where all the old badgers caught a virus very similar to Covid and almost died . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
DIY
November 02, 2023 11:02 - 2 minutes - 2.14 MBBuying power tools at the hardware store and then attempting some DIY, you may as well arm yourself with a weapon of war and become yet another casualty score around the world. The body counts are much higher than in most modern theaters of war. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
KANGAROO
November 01, 2023 18:18 - 1 minute - 879 KBThe English aristocrats are completely crazy. One used to ride around his country estate on a giraffe-drawn dray and kept giant tortoises. He kept every type of animal in his house. This is a funny sketch about Thornton Harding the junior and his obsession with exotic pets. He's building kangaroo net ball team. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
BLUE GIN
November 01, 2023 13:19 - 1 minute - 1.63 MBA short sketch about a friend who was always in the dry out clinic or a shrink clink where he would telephone and try to explain what his psychiatrist was doing , exasperatedly he would shout back that it was nothing to do with the drink !!. "Belfry" was the name for his depression a pet black bat . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
WAR
November 01, 2023 09:22 - 1 minute - 1.78 MBA short sketch about a Christmas bash with the old deaf relatives, cooking programs, and war movies on alternative TV stations, with their daughter trying to talk in between both of them without success. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
THE MORTAL MACHINE
October 31, 2023 17:44 - 1 minute - 1.73 MBA poem I wrote for my father who was born in 1926 and now similar to an old model T ford motor car needs constant tinkering and maintenance to keep him running . I've done my best to copy his gasping Yorkshire speech ,he was born in the days of the horse and cart starting work at the age of twelve down in the mills on the east side of steel river , he mentioned that not only were the steel dreys pulled by the huge shire horses but during the second world they also used the might of elephants ...
STARGATE
October 30, 2023 12:33 - 1 minute - 1.84 MBA musing about our Star Trek scientists who make it sound like our intergalactic fate is just a walk through a subway station into some subatomic particle Stargate . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
HOLD THE LINE.
October 30, 2023 12:33 - 3 minutes - 2.92 MBThe old post office Harrogate is located about a century behind Greenwich mean time, the pensioners there are disciplinarians by design if you slip out of sync or cross the red line then these old soldiers would quickly bark you back into the align. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
THE BEES KNEES
October 30, 2023 07:27 - 2 minutes - 1.89 MBThe birds and bees are leaving their flowers and trees to join in order to join us us in lapping up our left overs, they'll hardly be floaty lite on the breeze after eating our fast food of sleaze . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
FOXY FISHER
October 29, 2023 18:24 - 1 minute - 1.72 MBA short poem for Todd's forth birthday his name means the fox although the only thing I've seen him foraging for are chocolate lollipop from the icebox . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
GODFREY
October 29, 2023 11:29 - 1 minute - 1.5 MBA musing about the Boer war whilst tens of thousands were dying of desease and starvation due to lord Kitchener's scorched earth policy he himself was heartbroken about losing his pet starling thank heavens he's not here sorting out the coronavirus . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
STRICTLY COME DANCING
October 29, 2023 08:50 - 1 minute - 1.58 MBHumorous little sketch I wrote for Jeanine who was going to see strictly come dancing live in Leeds I wrote the sketch after listening to two old men complaining about the aches and pains in witherspoons Darlington it's narrated in their yorkshire accents, the photo is from strictly come dancing the same night in Leeds sent by JEANINE . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
THE PATH TO PERDITION
October 28, 2023 18:52 - 1 minute - 1.47 MBAll Medieval religions outlawed usury as a sin, profit of any kind wasn't allowed it still stands as a judgement against you today the road to PERDITION is going to be litered with alot of the righteous as well as the devil's detritus . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
PLASTIC FANTASTIC
October 28, 2023 17:12 - 5 minutes - 4.64 MBThis is a poem i wrote about the catastrophic creations cause through having too much cosmetic surgery leaving so many a patient in the perpetual state of a reconstructive purgatory the surgeons are called the picasso's of the plastique, well they certainly end up with a foot an mouth or a tongue-in-cheek , they sculpture and scalpel at something that once started out as the face of the fantastic but by the final phase come cut you're left with a gargoyled freak. --- Send in a voice messag...
SEX
October 27, 2023 19:11 - 1 minute - 831 KBA musing for a wonderful women we called Ann Summers due to her working there, she asked for a birthday card poem and caused me a writer's block which when I tried to explain she cursed me a look of pure disdain , so I wrote it along the lines of if I'd bumped into her serving at the Ann summers shop. Katie looks at all men with indifference and always takes fun from them I say Bravo Darling it's all we do so deserve . Art work by Steven Richardson. --- Send in a voice message: https://pod...
GEMINI
October 27, 2023 18:09 - 1 minute - 1.59 MBGrowing up in a witches coven with all of them casting spells over everything and everyone I couldn't understand the horoscope stars then or now , they were always fighting for the Sorceresse's supremacy Mystic Meg was of their best loved astro-donnas. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
A LOVE HONEY SPUNK BUNNY
October 27, 2023 11:29 - 2 minutes - 2.95 MBA song for a love honey we called Ann Summers due to her working there, she asked me for a birthday card poem and caused me a writer's block which when I tried to explain she cursed me a look of pure disdain , so I wrote this along the lines of a frigid flustering fool that she'd doubtless be serving at the Ann summers shop. Katie looks at all men with indifference and always takes fun from them , Bravo darling it's all we deserve. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.co...
ANN SUMMERS
April 16, 2023 14:40 - 1 minute - 831 KBA musing for a wonderful women we called Ann Summers due to her working there, she asked for a birthday card poem and caused me a writer's block which when I tried to explain she cursed me a look of pure disdain , so I wrote it along the lines of if I'd bumped into her serving at the Ann summers shop. Katie looks at all men with indifference and always takes fun from them I say Bravo Darling it's all we do so deserve . Art work by Steven Richardson. --- Send in a voice message: https://pod...
MORTAL
April 12, 2023 15:43 - 2 minutes - 2.94 MBA little tune I wrote from a poem using the as an assimilation to getting old with various parts of our anatomy wearing out with the passage of time. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
A WHIPPING BOY
April 11, 2023 11:29 - 1 minute - 1.82 MBA poem about emperors and kings who believe themselves to be the devine demagoguery even as children they had whipping boys to take their punishment and guilt sacred scapegoats for them to stripe and slaughter ; If a devine deity did arrive on planet earth these mobsters and megalomaniacs would see that that quickly murdered . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
GOD GOOGLE
April 10, 2023 21:39 - 54 seconds - 860 KBShort poem I wrote about the neo omnipresent computer that seems almost all controlling and God like in its invisible power and presence. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
FEMME FATALE
April 10, 2023 17:16 - 2 minutes - 32.4 MBHer swan song is what you hear just before your love boat runs aground and the scent of sulphur be the final pheromone you smell as you slowly begin to drowned . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
THE SOUL CATCHER.
April 10, 2023 15:30 - 1 minute - 1.38 MBSimilar to an Eskimo fishing through a hole in the ice one could easily imagine a soul catcher waiting patiently at the edge of a black hole in order to capture our very essence , then freeze drying us in the absolute zero of infinity giving him our plasma concentrate life , we'd be ready for a re-nucleation or reconstitution, and what better freeze drying facility than the perfectly vacuumed packaging plant of space . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/st...
BLUE BLOOD
April 10, 2023 14:33 - 3 minutes - 2.97 MBBlue bloods are quite simply mad , they treat normal reality as some sort of bland banality rules don't exist and the rest of mortality is merely to keep them in their constant state of joviality. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
SUICIDE SNAILS
April 10, 2023 12:36 - 1 minute - 795 KBA poem I wrote about the suicidal tendencies of snails thay started out as jellyfish swimming free in wide open sea so I can now understand why bonded onto terrafirma they may suffer from depression or suicidal Tendencies throwing themselves to their deaths under our feet on every garden path or rain wet street . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
BLIND DATE
April 10, 2023 10:11 - 1 minute - 1.75 MBA musing about an old friend who has now divorced and gone back onto the Mating sites looking for lust not realising that his old sex pistol has long since turned to rust , men of curtain age with faint hearts and feeble flesh really they need to be extremely careful I told one chum that his Bumble dating site might be better if it was called crumble due to the flaking dusty disposition of its clients. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/...
BLUE TATTOO
April 10, 2023 08:45 - 3 minutes - 2.82 MBWhat was once a stamp for a tramp or cut of the criminal class is now adorning face and physique of aristocrat , royalty and supermodel chic . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
ROAD RAGE
April 09, 2023 20:37 - 1 minute - 1.72 MBA musing about road rage and how it affects all of us , simmer the sapien inside a tin can especially in a stop start traffic jam and it quickly reverts back to primitive man and that includes pacifists and your little old Gran . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
RUBY
April 09, 2023 18:22 - 1 minute - 1.6 MBRuby's a teenage dream queen that's been hand made in heaven to a cat walking cool talking size number seven , she glares an glints guilty as a guillotine , her temper is a mix of gunpowder an nitroglycerin. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
LUST
April 09, 2023 16:59 - 1 minute - 1.41 MBA short poem about lust, that seemingly deadly sin, that if the devil be shamed and the truth told it's an instinctive desire that we all behold . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
Macho Man
April 09, 2023 14:40 - 1 minute - 1.54 MBTwenty years ago it came as quite a shock when someone we knew became bisexual especially as they'd been such a lady killer and then became such a man eater, still what then seemed such a big squeal is now an every day done deal. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
PRODIGAL SON
April 08, 2023 21:47 - 1 minute - 1.25 MBA poem written for a sibling son whose quest for frolic and fun wedge hatred in-between his brothers love by what he'd gone and done , it's difficult to understand the parable of the prodigal son especially if you're looking through the eyes of the other hard working one who through restraint and strive hath managed with diligent life toiled and tilled the farm in order to fill empty bellies and winter barn now back without a crumb returns the squandering sibling pun doubtless to take the fam...
SACRED RAIN
April 08, 2023 06:34 - 59 seconds - 953 KBA poem about the rain cycle's continual celestial cleansing this perpetual purification of precipitation shows no discrimination of skin treating us all to the same asperging sanctification from sin . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
A CROWN OF THORNS
April 07, 2023 14:23 - 47 seconds - 745 KBLegend has that the Robin gained his red breast from pulling the thorns out of the crown of Jesus at his crucifixion to ease his suffering --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
SCREAMING TOMATOES
April 05, 2023 18:57 - 1 minute - 1.63 MBAn English king's breakfast could consist of swine flesh , embryos fungi ,congealed blood , kippers, herring , pike , roach various birds , venison, cockles and pilchards . when thinking about the Buddhist belief of reincarnation wouldn't it be a devine justice if these gargantuan gluttons came back as screaming red faced tomatoes in a vegan salad . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
MERCANTILE
April 04, 2023 21:27 - 56 seconds - 895 KBA short poem written about the money monsters in the city of London thay feed the needy to the greedy down on London's squire mile all the while with their wry smirk and smile hence why this rapacious reptile called Mr mercantile . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
VIRGIN
April 04, 2023 12:04 - 1 minute - 1.44 MBA poem about lord Kitchener's sabre rattling speeches come sermons his soldiers were dying at the rate of 6000 a day aged between 16-18, he had printed into their war guide books that they must avoid wine and women meaning prostitutes and drink with a life expectancy of 17 Hours catching a little pox or slaughtering a little sobriety would have been the least of their worries . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message