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June 24, 2022 20:03 - 3 minutes - 3.31 MB

A short song I wrote whilst trapped in rush hour on the M25 you may hear a few cars zooming past forgive the quality , its certainly a highway to hell and your brain boils in its crab faced shell; at night it turns into a Cannon Ball Run a hundred and seventeen miles of MAD MAX fun with motor cycles screaming past like something out of the movie TOP GUN. I say if there's anyone out there with good musical ability who would care to lend me a hand with these songs please give me a email as you ...


June 24, 2022 07:00 - 2 minutes - 2.19 MB

Greta has an almost impossible sales pitch she's to demand that the incredibly rich dumped that expensive pieces of kitsch , they fly to the cop out climate meetings in their lear jets and show not the slightest hesitation of any regrets, her gargantuan glitch is to try to move these people towards the green dream of a beggars itch, but these dinosaurs who block destiny's drawbridge are mega rich and have no intention of surrendering any of their Kardashian kitsch. To quote Churchill sardonic...


June 23, 2022 13:25 - 1 minute - 1.83 MB

A poem I wrote for my father who was born in 1926 and now similar to an old model T ford motor car needs constant tinkering and maintenance to keep him running . I've done my best to copy his gasping Yorkshire speech ,he was born in the days of the horse and cart starting work at the age of twelve down in the mills on the east side of steel river , he mentioned that not only were the steel dreys pulled by the huge shire horses but during the second world they also used the might of elephants ...


June 23, 2022 07:42 - 19 minutes - 18.2 MB

The ghost in our mortal machine is like a spiritual symbiotic twin that collaborative companion that shares our secular sin so silently from within accompanying us from a womb to the tomb an then ultimately giving evidence at our final doom . software one day maybe so sensitive and bio hybridized to our DNA that it could just become our very own soul cage I almost feel as though my computer tech is reading my mind in some sort of strange tech telepathy they were recently saying that the clone...


June 22, 2022 21:39 - 1 minute - 1.41 MB

A short poem about lust, that seemingly deadly sin, that if the devil be shamed and the truth told it's an instinctive desire that we all behold . --- Send in a voice message:

Name and Shame

June 22, 2022 18:57 - 1 minute - 1.78 MB

A musing about giving your offspring a strong polysyllabic sounding name something to inspire them to aspire towards fortune and fame . --- Send in a voice message:


June 22, 2022 15:31 - 3 minutes - 3.13 MB

This is a poem about the complacency of people and their attitudes towards the temperature rise of two degrees you'd think that the powers that be were waffling about a couple of cream teas or the price of peas, some have the audacity to blame the up and coming new economies such as the Chinese after we have been pumping out the smoke and sleaze since the early 1750's others think that it's just a temperature tease and come the next year we'll all be back to the big freeze I don't know what i...


June 22, 2022 14:34 - 2 minutes - 1.99 MB

A poem for big Manchester Pete the hardest looking man you'd ever meet a face made for trick or treat but inside his heart was softer than boiled sugar beet . --- Send in a voice message:


June 22, 2022 08:22 - 2 minutes - 2.2 MB

A musing for Lily's tenth birthday with leather jacket to match my own design of cause - mother not too keen I have a sneeking suspicion she'd like one too . By ten years of age kids of today are silicone valley sage a decade old an they're ready to fledge the family fold , far too cool for school they just let TiK ToK Rock an Rule !! . --- Send in a voice message:


June 22, 2022 06:14 - 1 minute - 1.49 MB

Living as an artist's muse you can understand the expression of The Doom in the room what artist's don't realise is that there ego's can be so burdensome to everyone else and probably has to be in order for them to achieve , this is usually why their muse's are usually so miserable. Whilst living with an artist as a muse I was painted with my own blood she thought it to be a wonderful contrast of colour red onto the stark white canvas my Anglo-Saxon skin reminiscent of the old English flag . ...


June 21, 2022 11:42 - 3 minutes - 2.8 MB

The high functioning alcoholic starts the day with a liberal libation of liquid sin, beneath their Celtic cream coloured skin once beat the heart of Gunga Din . --- Send in a voice message:


June 19, 2022 18:16 - 3 minutes - 2.92 MB

Our green  karma Queen casts her svelt shadow over we obstinate boulder brained beasts lighting an alternative pathway towards her spiritual sentient sanctuary . --- Send in a voice message:


June 19, 2022 09:49 - 3 minutes - 3.19 MB

Blue bloods are quite simply mad , they treat normal reality as some sort of bland banality rules don't exist  and the rest of mortality is merely to keep them in their constant state of joviality. --- Send in a voice message:


June 18, 2022 21:26 - 1 minute - 960 KB

A short minute musing about how if you infect a friend's computer with a virus they treat it as if you have infected them with the clap . --- Send in a voice message:


June 18, 2022 17:31 - 1 minute - 1.66 MB

A short poem about riding aboard the busiest train in Europe ,the 7.32 Woking to Waterloo ,one hundred million passengers a year pass through Waterloo which makes for some terrifying or tantalising flesh to flesh points of view . --- Send in a voice message:


June 18, 2022 14:27 - 2 minutes - 1.91 MB

Covid 19 as seen through the eyes of a squirrel watching them  fighting for scraps from the dustbins whilst under lock down ,they appear so confident without us , I think possibly the only thing they'd missed about our absence is possible the leftovers of Ben and Jerry's ice cream . --- Send in a voice message:


June 18, 2022 13:20 - 1 minute - 1.49 MB

If your partner starts wearing black leather and reading Mein Kampt or  Le Marquis De Sade order yourself a stab proof vest before they move on to Friederic Nietzsche an try to kill you , written for that crazy little girl who I'll love till I die even though she was a dypsomaniac with a diploma . --- Send in a voice message:


June 18, 2022 12:20 - 2 minutes - 1.94 MB

A musing about our Star Trek scientists who make it sound like our intergalactic fate is just a walk through a subway station into some subatomic particle Stargate . --- Send in a voice message:


June 18, 2022 11:19 - 3 minutes - 3.06 MB

Treachery and treason never go out of season the gunpowder plot was the spy master's crowning piece of glory he'd managed to use the plot to catapult James the 1st from being a doomed king guaranteed to be assassinated into a national hero who united both Scotland and England into the union of Crowns a feat never before thought possible all by engineering a plot that was in its early stages and failing untill as an agent provocateur he coaxed it into a piece of political theatre using his med...


June 17, 2022 18:24 - 2 minutes - 2.27 MB

A whale song dream turns out to be the squealing brake drums of a distant dust truck it's sound distorted by gusting wind singing through ginnel and garret , bin lids cymbal into the sensitivity of your sobriety announcing the arrival of an unwanted monday morning's anxiety. --- Send in a voice message:


June 17, 2022 14:03 - 1 minute - 1.37 MB

A poem written for two old Bohemians who through reckless behaviour in younger year did so destroy the fragile entity of love , and are now left with just the ghost of her to haunt their old hearts . --- Send in a voice message:


June 17, 2022 06:05 - 1 minute - 1.72 MB

A poem about an angry old man who was released from his angst after being given a course of oestrogen hormone therapy to combat prostate cancer which freed up his feminine side he's a much happier man now that he's let loose his lesbian libido . --- Send in a voice message:


June 16, 2022 17:01 - 1 minute - 1.72 MB

A poem I wrote about the suicidal tendencies of snails thay started out as jellyfish swimming free in wide open sea so I can now understand why bonded onto terrafirma they may suffer from depression or suicidal Tendencies throwing themselves to their deaths under our feet on every garden path or rain wet street . --- Send in a voice message:


June 16, 2022 08:38 - 1 minute - 1010 KB

A short poem written about the money monsters in the city of London thay feed the needy to the greedy down on London's squire mile all the while with their wry smirk and smile hence why this rapacious reptile called Mr mercantile . --- Send in a voice message:


June 15, 2022 10:54 - 53 seconds - 851 KB

I was having breakfast from a cheap cafe overlooking a piece of small purgatory where a young woman was living on the street under an umbrella in the shop doorway when suddenly she awoke relieved herself on a blue bucket and threw it into the street and then began begging from the passing early morning trade whilst I ate blue berries even though at the moment I am in poverty earning very little money there is always someone to let me know that am in paradise compared to them. --- Send in a...


June 15, 2022 08:19 - 1 minute - 879 KB

The  english aristocrats are completely crazy one use to ride around his country estate on a giraffe dray and giant tortoises he kept  every type of animal in his house this is a funny sketch  about Thornton Harding the junior and his obsession with exotic pets he's building a kangaroo netball team . --- Send in a voice message:


June 14, 2022 20:49 - 2 minutes - 2.46 MB

The femme fatale overrides all of our rationale her swan song is the sound we hear as our love boat runs aground and the final pheromone we scent is that of sulphur as we start to drowned . --- Send in a voice message:


June 13, 2022 14:57 - 2 minutes - 2.65 MB

The Oxfam shop or "The dead man's drop" is an essential part of our high street culture we all of us at some stage find ourselves sifting through their silt as if stroking and smelling the scents and spirits of our past relatives like some lost and found bric-a-brac burial ground we old elephants come to rummage around amongst the bones and skin of our not so long ago departed kin. Unfortunately all the objects mentioned in this musing is what I have purchased and given away to friends and fa...


June 12, 2022 11:53 - 2 minutes - 1.93 MB

A musing I wrote about the sixty three year love affair between a member of the royal family and one her dutiful long standing servant known as G M for short, the Queen mums old cool companion . --- Send in a voice message:


June 11, 2022 21:38 - 4 minutes - 3.77 MB

A tune I wrote about Lily my god daughter who was having a love affair with the fridge sticking everything on their as if it be a long white work of art or the empty walls of her heart 💖 --- Send in a voice message:


June 11, 2022 07:05 - 3 minutes - 3.14 MB

A poem written for a sibling son whose quest for frolic and fun wedge hatred in-between his brothers love by what he'd gone and done , it's difficult to understand the parable of the prodigal son especially if you're looking through the eyes of the other hard working one who through restraint and strive hath managed with diligent life toiled and tilled the farm in order to fill empty bellies and winter barn now back without a crumb returns the squandering sibling pun doubtless to take the fam...


June 10, 2022 14:51 - 57 seconds - 911 KB

A poem come prayer for a baby who died at birth and never got a chance of life If ever you've been close to someone who's lost a new born then you do feel if it were possible you would swap souls with them and give them a chance at life. --- Send in a voice message:


June 09, 2022 20:24 - 1 minute - 1.69 MB

A birthday poem for Neno, I call it Black Rod because for the first time in Britain's Parliamentary history this position of spiritual and temporal power has been handed over to a woman the willow may look soft and gentle but inside lies a heart of oak stronger than a yard arm of English oak . --- Send in a voice message:


June 09, 2022 18:58 - 1 minute - 1.8 MB

A poem about my father's time aboard a super cruise liner where all the old badgers caught a virus very similar to Covid and almost died . --- Send in a voice message:


June 09, 2022 13:50 - 56 seconds - 902 KB

The robin is always first on the scene unafraid of humans or much else this courageous little spiv wares a blood red bib due to scrapping to the death. --- Send in a voice message:


June 09, 2022 07:13 - 3 minutes - 3.09 MB

A poem written about a mafia boss who was born in Le panier Marseille the last bastion of Beelzebub , he then rose to become France's ultimate crime Capo Di Capo lasting fifty years before being gunned down in Paris for an old corsican vendetta . --- Send in a voice message:


June 08, 2022 19:12 - 1 minute - 1.33 MB

When you get to fifty something plus tax seemingly a sexy silver fox sporting those ashtray coloured locks you may want to forget about the fifty shades of grey and perhaps think of putting your sex pistols away . --- Send in a voice message:


June 08, 2022 07:26 - 3 minutes - 3.05 MB

A poem for the king of rock and roll he was born into extreme poverty raised in a shotgun shack but managed not only to break out of that but also to attack the apartheid of America he was one of the first to start singing the black man's blues , he went from busking as a bum on Beale Street to having the world worshipping at his feet --- Send in a voice message:


June 07, 2022 21:50 - 1 minute - 1.52 MB

Similar to an Eskimo fishing through a hole in the ice one could easily imagine a soul catcher waiting patiently at the edge of a black hole in order to capture our very essence , then freeze drying us in the absolute zero of infinity giving him our plasma concentrate life , we'd be ready for a re-nucleation or reconstitution, and what better freeze drying facility than the perfectly vacuumed packaging plant of space . --- Send in a voice message:


June 07, 2022 18:14 - 2 minutes - 1.9 MB

In the swinging sixties to own a car was rare but if it be a jaguar then you were the young nouveau rich the fake faux millionaires and make believe movie stars as were members of my friends and family usually their balloons burst in bankruptcy debt and divorce , too much money in young hands is like playing with the fire of a newly found passionate desire --- Send in a voice message:


June 07, 2022 15:38 - 3 minutes - 2.93 MB

What was once a stamp for a tramp or cut of the criminal class is now adorning face and physique of aristocrat , royalty and supermodel chic . --- Send in a voice message:


June 07, 2022 14:24 - 2 minutes - 2.62 MB

Every day the paparazzi serve us our sadistic sacrifice all flesh red and raw, no good being a herbivore if you read the daily tabloid's blood and gore , You've really got to be a proper cover story carnivore with the stomach of a toreador , let's face it the press room's a slaughtering house stable and the editor's desk is nothing more than the butcher's table. --- Send in a voice message:


June 07, 2022 06:09 - 2 minutes - 2.09 MB

Our green  karma Queen casts her svelt shadows over the obstinate boulder brained beast lighting her alternative pathway towards a spiritual sentient sanctuary . --- Send in a voice message:


June 06, 2022 12:12 - 4 minutes - 4.36 MB

A poem for supertramp who had a unique way of curing his halitosis by drinking your aftershave as well as the rest of your bathroom cabinet dry. Beware beware of the ambre solaire . --- Send in a voice message:


June 06, 2022 08:27 - 2 minutes - 2.63 MB

If ever you should take a drink with a witch make sure you leave the very same night before the break of day or the dawn of light by which time you might just find yourself in a very unfortunate plight of being subjected to her JuJu cat's emasculation bite that leaves you as some sort of strangely sculptured hermaphrodite . --- Send in a voice message:


June 05, 2022 11:16 - 1 minute - 1.21 MB

A poem for Neno who used to be a winged traveler in her younger days but now since having a baby daughter Lily named after the immortal horn of Gabriel she doesn't feel the need to leave this earthly piece of ground she has discovered the destiny for which she was bound . --- Send in a voice message:


June 05, 2022 10:27 - 2 minutes - 1.88 MB

A poem about leaving behind the industrial Revolution of Sheffield at the age 19 .  The Armageddon come apocalypse of the first industrialised disaster I left behind catching the minute past midnight train  and i never look back,  the same could be seid to the young people of today , free yourselves of this synthetic silicon slavery!! and seek out the natural world . --- Send in a voice message:


June 05, 2022 06:34 - 1 minute - 1.61 MB

A musing about the Boer war whilst tens of thousands were dying of desease and starvation due to lord Kitchener's scorched earth policy he himself was heartbroken about losing his pet starling thank heavens he's not here sorting out the coronavirus . --- Send in a voice message:


June 04, 2022 20:46 - 1 minute - 1.75 MB

A musing about an old friend who has now divorced and gone back onto the Mating sites looking for lust not realising that his old sex pistol has long since turned to rust , men of curtain age with faint hearts and feeble flesh really they need to be extremely careful I told one chum that his Bumble dating site might be better if it was called crumble due to the flaking dusty disposition of its clients. --- Send in a voice message:


June 04, 2022 15:32 - 2 minutes - 1.89 MB

The birds and bees are leaving their flowers and trees to join in order to join us us in lapping up our left overs, they'll hardly be floaty lite on the breeze after eating our fast food of  sleaze . --- Send in a voice message: