This sarcastic [episode] is dedicated to my family and all my friends of the last 10 years. They will see why.




A special thanks to Nicole R. for the help with the video(s)! And to my brother for the T-shirt: there’s a tiny cute bug that says "I have giant problems".




0:00 Prologue


0:53 Inclusivity statement


1:24 How to build an abusive relationship with your research


3:00 How to suffer from doing research


5:10 How to be unproductive  


7:01 How to compare yourself with others


8:38 How to feel worse from reassurance


9:33 Epilogue