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MassSuicideCult

5 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 4 years ago -

You'd want to die too.

Comedy
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Episodes

Once Again Entering the Gates of Hell

September 14, 2019 09:36 - 24 minutes - 22.3 MB

Tonight I just couldn't care less about anything so WE are going ahead and reading some of that sweet, succulent MHA fanfiction I know you've been craving. Strap yourselves in and put on those strap ons because things are getting fucking SPICEY.

Ryan comes back to life

September 07, 2019 09:07 - 27 minutes - 25.3 MB

Tonight we dive into a more recent attempt at a novel; one written a few years ago by yours truly. And, you guessed it, I was too lazy to come up with an original name so BEHOLD! RYAN HAS BEEN REVIVED! But only briefly because I was able to fit the entirety of the text into this one episode.  Tonight I narrate one of the most ambitious writings of my mid-teenage years. Who knows why? Maybe i'm a masochist for public humiliation, or maybe it's because in the grand scheme of things I couldn't...

Getting confused by my shitty writing, Episode 3

September 06, 2019 08:24 - 28 minutes - 26.8 MB

In the series finale, things happen. A boy. And then another boy, who makes previous boy do something. And then girl comes in and does something. Emotions are present.  Tonight I narrate one of the most ambitious writings of my mid-teenage years. Who knows why? Maybe i'm a masochist for public humiliation, or maybe it's because in the grand scheme of things I couldn't give less of a shit about a 16-year old's attempt at a novel. In any case, sit back, relax, and enjoy the show. 

Ryan-chan goes to school, Pt2

September 05, 2019 08:26 - 39 minutes - 36.3 MB

In the cesspool of raging teenage hormones and drug abuse, our protagonist has found himself face to face with an awe inspiring beauty: Autumn. But of course things don't go his way, because that's how i wrote the story dammit. Tonight I narrate one of the most ambitious writings of my mid-teenage years. Who knows why? Maybe i'm a masochist for public humiliation, or maybe it's because in the grand scheme of things I couldn't give less of a shit about a 16-year old's attempt at a novel. In...

Reading things that should've never seen the light of day.

September 03, 2019 08:42 - 28 minutes - 26.5 MB

Hey, I'm redoing this podcast thing a bit. Until I can find a better way to go about delivering that sweet, succulent fan fiction I know you've been craving, I'll be reading my own works of fiction that I wrote back when I thought I was a literary genius. And yes, the audio quality gave out around towards the end, but its 1:40 am and I can't wake my roommates and why am i telling you this u don't care.

Books

The Light of Day
1 Episode