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"… methinks I am marvellous hairy about the face; and I am such a tender ass, if my hair do but tickle me, I must scratch."

–A Midsummer Night's Dream, William Shakespeare

Part One:  The Cult of the Claw

In chapter one, we learn about the Cult of the Claw, and why you never
let psychotic psychiatrists perform your marriage ceremony. In chapter
two, we discover why going to work on a Sunday can be a dangerous
thing, especially if it involves either an inter-office romance or pig
organs.