Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

Episode 128: X2 (2003)

April 28, 2024 17:56 - 82.2 MB

They stab Xavier. Xavier: X2, Brute? Magneto: Liberty! Freedom! Tyranny is dead! Run hence, proclaim, cry it about the streets. I should probably let Cade write the descriptions. We talk about X2 in this one with a special guest.

Episode 127: X-Men (2000)

April 07, 2024 17:57 - 81.7 MB

Cade and Jordan head back into the Marvel vault to visit Professor Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters. New heroes, new powers, but old special effects (which are kinda good?). Enroll with us as we prepare for Deadpool and his spikey-metal-clawed friend.

Episode 126: The 4th Annual Marvel Sucks vs. No it Duzzies Awards

February 11, 2024 15:30 - 68.4 MB

The stars are out! The most prestigious award show on the planet returns to your eardrums. Tape the big game, you’ve got listening to do. Buckle in, brace yourself, the show starts now! Wow! Ok.

Episode 125: Echo

January 18, 2024 19:34 - 69.1 MB

This show was an interesting choice from the folks over at the Walter Disney Corporation but it exceeded our expectations. Wait that can’t be right, its a Hawkeye spin off with Marvel Netflix cameos. Let me check my notes. Huh, no that’s the case they’re making.

Episode 124: What if... Christmas

January 01, 2024 22:01 - 127 MB

The holidays wouldn’t be the holidays without the classic traditions that we all know and love. There’s a little bit of marvel stuff in there too.

Episode 123: Ranksgiving '23

December 04, 2023 00:28 - 102 MB

It’s that time of year again. Grab a mug of hot chocolate, curl up next to a roaring fire, and nitpick superhero blockbusters from a decade ago.

Episode 122: Loki - Season 2 Episode 5-6

November 18, 2023 19:57 - 56.1 MB

Marvel is taking all this multiverse timeline hopping seriously. The Marvels was made a universe where the MCU is a disorganized mess and Loki was made in a universe where everything is planned years in advance. I wonder which universe the next film will be from…

Episode 121: The Marvels

November 18, 2023 19:09 - 67.9 MB

I hope you did your homework. If you didn't watch Ms. Marvel, Wandavision, Secret Invasion, Captain Marvel, and Hawkeye you're missing out. Or are you?

Episode 120: Loki - Season 2 Episode 3-4

November 02, 2023 14:26 - 78.4 MB

We discuss Five Nights at Freddy’s, Killer's of the Flower Moon (but mostly just its duration), the upcoming Beatles track “Now and Then,” and, oh yeah, Loki season 2.

Episode 119: Loki - Season 2 Episode 1-2

October 19, 2023 15:39 - 86.2 MB

What if the people making a show actually cared about the project? What if they had a plan for what would happen? What if they actually followed that plan and told a cohesive story? In Loki, we might have stumbled into a timeline where that happens on Disney+!

Episode 118: Cade's Birthday Brewery Crawl

September 07, 2023 16:18 - 38.3 MB

In this very special episode we come to you live from Cade's birthday brewery crawl. At each stop we recorded a 5 minute segment with surprise guest discussing a different surprise Marvel movie. Embrace the chaos.

Episode 117: Secret Invasion Episodes 2-6

August 02, 2023 18:01 - 96.6 MB

We used to have a Marvel podcast that was secretly a Beatles podcast but now its a Marvel podcast that is secretly a Matchbox Twenty podcast. How’s that for shapeshifting?

Episode 116: Secret Invasion Episode 1

June 27, 2023 20:56 - 77.9 MB

We’ve got a couple of mysteries on our hands today. From Marvel to the Titanic, Cade and Jordan are on the case. (The remnants of the sub were confirmed to be found while we were recording. Damn we’re good.)

Episode 115: Guardians of the Galaxy 3

May 13, 2023 00:52 - 113 MB

The gang’s all here, what more do you want? If you said adorable, tortured animals you’re in luck!

Episode 114: Ant-man and the Wasp Quantumania

February 18, 2023 19:03 - 94.5 MB

Who would win in a shrinking contest: Ant-man shrinking himself or Quantumania shrinking consumer interest in the MCU?

Episode 113: The Third Annual Marvel Sucks vs. No it Duzzies

February 16, 2023 14:28 - 88 MB

A handful of truly great performers have received an EGOT but who will be the first to win a DEGOT?

Episode 112: Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

December 19, 2022 19:11 - 117 MB

I think there’s a man on my roof and I sure hope its Santa Claus. On this episode we discuss Avatar: Blue People Bluer Water, Goofy Aliens on Earth, and rank the tracks of The Beatles’ White Album. Happy Holidays!

Episode 111: Ranksgiving '22

December 09, 2022 00:19 - 82.2 MB

Join us all ye movie sorters (fa la la la la, la la la la)/ Tis the season to make order (fa la la la la, la la la la)/Ranking all the MCU films (MA MA MA MA MA, MA MA VEL SUCKS)

Episode 110: Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

November 13, 2022 19:12 - 82.4 MB

Black Panther is back (panther). Cade and Jordan discuss Marvel Snap, the Quantumania trailer, and the newest MCU flick. What more could you want?

Episode 109: She-Hulk pt. 2

November 03, 2022 02:05 - 80.6 MB

Sorry if we sound out of breath, we raced to get you this episode as fast as humanly possible.

Episode 108: She-Hulk pt. 1

October 04, 2022 01:23 - 61.9 MB

This episode was recorded on September 24th. That’s why this is the show you come to for breaking news.

Episode 107: Phase Five 4 Real

August 07, 2022 19:07 - 82.1 MB

If you’ve been looking for a deep dive of phase five while you drive, you’ve arrived. The two leading Marvelxperts are here to deliver all the juicy MCU deets.

Episode 106: Ms. Marvel

July 24, 2022 20:15 - 66.6 MB

Mr. Marv Elssux reviews Ms. Marv El with Mr. Noah Duzent.

Episode 105: Thor: Love and Thunder

July 11, 2022 12:23 - 76.4 MB

Will Thor 4 be adored, abhorred, or endured?

Episode 104: Legion - The Final Third

June 18, 2022 21:17 - 108 MB

February 2018 - Cade, Patrick, and Jordan watch the first 20 minutes of the first episode of Legion (2017), April 2020 - after 26 months they watched the middle 20 minutes, and June 2022 - after an additional 26 months the first episode has been finished. The three will meet up again on August 2024 to discuss the first 20 minutes of the first episode of season 2 of Legion and the trailer to Dr. Dolittle: Tail to the Chief (2008).

Episode 103: Moon Knight

June 08, 2022 18:39 - 127 MB

There’s more discussion of Top Gun: Maverick in this episode than Moon Knight but that’s probably for the best.

Episode 102: Doctor Strange 2: Multiverses of Madness

May 15, 2022 22:35 - 108 MB

Doctor Strange 2? More like Doctor too Strange. Marvel is getting wacky with this zany flick.

Episode 101: The Second Annual Marvel Sucks vs. No it Duzzies

April 29, 2022 18:51 - 80 MB

The atmosphere is electric tonight at the Duzzies. The stars are shining and the reviews are glowing. Who’s gonna take home the ultimate prize? Find out now!

Episode 100

April 06, 2022 01:25 - 130 MB

5 years after starting we’ve reached our 100th episode. Here’s 100 interviews (a joint effort by Cade and I) about the MCU.

Episode 99: Hawkeye Episodes 5 & 6

February 10, 2022 22:11 - 96.8 MB

If you were to use one word to describe this podcast, I think that word would have to be “timely.” Anyway, here’s our final review of a show set and released during the Christmas season. Merry Holidays!

Episode 98: Spider-man: No Way Home

December 20, 2021 21:51 - 66.3 MB

Is this Spider-man 3 better than Toby’s Spider-man 3? We’ll let you be the judge. Or actually, I guess, we will be the judge because podcasts aren’t an interactive medium. You can be the jury.

Episode 97: Christmas Special 2021 (Hawkeye)

December 20, 2021 21:28 - 122 MB

Its the year without a Santa Claus. Or maybe the year without a Grinch. The point is Marv “Jordan Peeples” Elssux isn’t on this one but there is a returning guest. I’ll leave you in suspense.

Episode 96: Hawkeye Episodes 1 & 2

November 29, 2021 22:25 - 110 MB

Hawkeye changed history. Without Hawkeye the headlines in 2012 would never have said “Six Avengers Save New York,” they would have said “Five Avengers Save New York.”

Episode 95: Eternals

November 05, 2021 17:11 - 130 MB

In honor of Marvel’s commitment to keeping the MCU going until time ends, they called this entry Eternals.

Episode 94: Re-re-rank

October 09, 2021 15:25 - 140 MB

We-we-we’re ba-ba-back for a re-re-rank. Sorry, it’s freezing in this description box. Anyway, we also talk about Venom 2 and What if.

Episode 93: Shang-chi

September 05, 2021 16:07 - 121 MB

Shang-chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings joins the ring-based media pantheon with other greats like Tolkien’s illustrious Lord of the Rings series and Sega’s legendary pointy speed rascal, Sonic the Hedgehog.

Episode 92: What if...

August 13, 2021 16:21 - 106 MB

What if Jordan and Cade did an episode without tangents? There is no timeline, across any multiverse, in which we stay on subject. Discussed today: Cade’s Birthday, The Suicide Squad, Pig, Green Knight, What if…, No Sudden Moves.

Episode 91: Loki Episodes 5 & 6

July 16, 2021 02:50 - 74.7 MB

This one is our magnum opus. You woulda thought it’d be our Endgame episode or something but, no, our third Loki episode is the greatest episode in the show’s storied history. Enjoy or whatever. Don’t let me tell you what to think.

Episode 90: Black Widow

July 09, 2021 19:02 - 139 MB

Marvel has been successful doing TV shows but now they’ve trying a movie. Good luck!

Episode 89: Loki Episodes 2, 3, & 4

July 05, 2021 15:07 - 129 MB

In the end, the only person Loki could fall for is a Loki variant. Featuring special guest, communication expert Elle Johnson (co-host of the podcast Talk Talk: A Podcast About Communication though that didn’t get brought up on the episode).

Episode 88: Loki Episode 1

June 10, 2021 20:00 - 103 MB

Loki meets the time bureaucrats who are angry because he did a time crime during the Avenger’s time heist to get magic rocks.

Episode 87: The Falcon and the Winter Solider - Episodes 5 & 6

April 25, 2021 16:04 - 136 MB

Forget that old new Captain American, this new new Captain America is the best new Captain America of all time!

Episode 86: The Falcon and the Winter Soldier - Episode 2-4

April 10, 2021 21:20 - 153 MB

The new Captain America is turning out to be quite a hero!

Episode 85: The Falcon and the Winter Soldier - Episode 1

March 20, 2021 22:30 - 132 MB

The Captain America crew is back (except one guy (Captain America (a.k.a. Steve Rodgers))). Will Falcon get a loan in time to save the family business? Will the Winter Soldier go on a second date? I guess we’ll have to wait until next week.

Episode 84: Wandavision - Episodes 6 to 9

March 06, 2021 18:49 - 136 MB

Yes, no, maybe, I don’t know. Can you repeat the question? Last show for Wandavision. Life is unfair.

Episode 83: Wandavision - Episodes 3 to 5

February 06, 2021 15:51 - 132 MB

When watching Wandavision I feel like I’ve been dealt a full house. Its such an interesting take on family matters. Wanda and Vision are married with children in episode 5 and even as superheroes they have to deal with the facts of life (which has led to some growing pains). Alf?

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