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Marry Me

34 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 7 years ago - ★★★★★ - 8 ratings

For years the world has wondered, what would happen if two unmarried comedy writers teamed with a happily married priest to answer questions regarding married life? And now the world has its answer.

Are you Married, Soon-to-be married, or generally anxious about the concept of marriage? Then we want to hear from you. Send your questions in to:

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Two (and a half) Years Later

April 29, 2017 22:46 - 1 hour - 28.7 MB

After more than enough time of the iTunes charts, Marry Me is back for a very special check in. How are we all feeling about marriage now that we've grown separate from the show for two years?  Do you want Marry Me to come back and dish out marriage advice for life? We need fresh questions, questions that specifically relate to marriage and NOT throwing a wedding. Please send them in to [email protected] or by contacting us through our Facebook page.

29 - The Anti-Dowry

October 23, 2014 03:43

After a long hiatus the gang finally returns with a new face (Connor Gwin) and a special guest (Emily Perper) to break down the idea of dowrys and whether or not they're as great as they seem to be.

29 - The Anti-Dowry

October 23, 2014 03:43

After a long hiatus the gang finally returns with a new face (Connor Gwin) and a special guest (Emily Perper) to break down the idea of dowrys and whether or not they're as great as they seem to be.

Ep 28 - Live From Shrine Mont Art Camp

August 13, 2014 03:34 - 47 minutes - 11.4 MB

Following a long summer hiatus Marry Me is back with their first ever live episode! Over the past year, Kevin, Cullen and Susan have discussed camp on numerous occasions making this a fitting return live from Shrine Mont Art Camp. During the day Kevin and Cullen fielded questions from campers and then put on a live show for that night's evening program. In the absence of Susan Daughtry, the two were joined by Episcopalian Bishop Susan Goff. Questions answered include: Why did they choose mar...

Ep. 27 - Kevin Comprehends Weddings 2 & Having Kids

June 11, 2014 16:11

Cullen, Kevin and Susan return from an unplanned hiatus with Kevin's latest attempt to understand weddings, this time from the perspective of a plus one. Then the gang sits down and discusses the long teased question of, what do you do when you've decided you want kids but the person you're with may not feel the same way? Check out Save The Arcadian (the band behind our wonderful theme music) Support The Annual, get a Subscription! Be sure to send your questions in to marryme.annual@gmail...

Ep. 27 - Kevin Comprehends Weddings 2 & Having Kids

June 11, 2014 16:11

Cullen, Kevin and Susan return from an unplanned hiatus with Kevin's latest attempt to understand weddings, this time from the perspective of a plus one. Then the gang sits down and discusses the long teased question of, what do you do when you've decided you want kids but the person you're with may not feel the same way? Check out Save The Arcadian (the band behind our wonderful theme music) Support The Annual, get a Subscription! Be sure to send your questions in to marryme.annual@gmail...

Ep. 26 - Top 5 Ways Same-Sex Weddings Are Good for ALL Couples (Feat. Paris Ball)

May 21, 2014 04:00 - 48 minutes - 11.6 MB

Cullen, Kevin and Susan are joined this week by friend and summer employer, Paris Ball. Paris works for The Diocese of Virginia and is married to Maria (her partner of 5 years). She joins to share her take on Will Scott's list and explain why everyone stands to benefit from Same-Sex Weddings. The group discusses her own wedding goes on to settle whether or not snooping is acceptable in a relationship.  Check out Save The Arcadian (the band behind our wonderful theme music) Support The Annu...

Ep. 25 - Craigslist Questions

May 14, 2014 04:00 - 33 minutes - 8.11 MB

With Susan unable to attend and only one question in the mailbag, Kevin and Cullen are left to their own devices yet again. The episode starts with a major announcement stemming from this week's network upfronts and then the two boys travel to the surprisingly territorial corner of the internet (Craigslist) to lend a helping hand.  Check out Save The Arcadian (the band behind our wonderful theme music) Support The Annual, get a Subscription! Be sure to send your questions in to marryme.an...

Ep. 24 - Combating Relationship Burnout

April 30, 2014 04:12 - 47 minutes - 11.4 MB

This week Cullen, Kevin and Susan offer some real talk as they address the concept of relationship burnout. Turns out it's a complicated topic with several causes and appropriately enough, several solutions. The conversation is based on Randi Gunther's piece on Relationship Disenchantment. Also discussed: the surprising amount of thought that goes into wedding reception seating. Check out Save The Arcadian (the band behind our wonderful theme music) Support The Annual, get a Subscription! ...

Ep. 23 - Self Care

April 23, 2014 04:00 - 27 minutes - 6.5 MB

Back from spring break, Cullen, Kevin and Susan are reunited! The kid talk is done (for the time being) which means they can focus aspects of marriage and LTRs that affect everyone, all while decreasing the odds that Kevin will slip up and say they're going to "talk about having sex with kids" again. This week, the gang tackles Self Care. What does it mean and how do you do it? What makes self care so important when already have another person attached to your life, shouldn't they be your ca...

Ep. 22 - Talking to Kids About Sex (PT. 2!)

April 02, 2014 03:30 - 1 hour - 16.5 MB

In this week's episode Cullen and Kevin are joined (once again) by Cullen's older brother Connor, a public school teacher with an expansive knowledge in the world of how schools handle sex ed curriculum and to help fill the void left in Susan's absence Andrew and Emily step up to the plates. The five discuss how to talk to kids about sex from the perspective of an actual parent which leads to a discussion on discussing gender identities, losing virginity, and masturbation. Is a discussion ab...

Ep. 21- Bridesmaidery

March 26, 2014 04:28 - 51 minutes - 12.4 MB

Absent Cullen and Connor, Kevin and Susan are joined by impromptu guest Emily Perper. The three discuss the duties of the bridesmaid, the origins of the bridesmaid and some long standing traditions that we can all agree could be done away with. Check out Save The Arcadian (the band behind our wonderful theme music) Support The Annual, get a Subscription! Be sure to send your questions in to [email protected]

Ep. 20 - Talking to Kids about Sex

March 19, 2014 03:05 - 1 hour - 14.9 MB

Sex, Consent, and Trampolines. In this week's episode Cullen, Kevin and Susan are joined by Cullen's older brother Connor, a public school teacher with an expansive knowledge in the world of how schools handle sex ed curriculum. The four discuss how to talk to kids about sex from the perspective of a teacher and just begin to scratch the surface of how to address the issue as a parent. Could that mean there's a part three of our "Sexual Guidelines" discussion on the way!? Absolutely! Check ...

Ep. 19 - Sexual Guidelines and Political Viewpoints

March 05, 2014 04:58 - 38 minutes - 9.13 MB

In this week's episode Cullen, Kevin and Susan discuss and ancient middle school assignment discovered while cleaning Kevin's room. This launches into a discussion about sexual guidelines and how to handle such discussions with children. The gang also attempt to figure out how to handle differing political viewpoints in a conversation that boils down to historical political romance novels. Check out Save The Arcadian (the band behind our wonderful theme music) Support The Annual, get a Sub...

Ep. 18 - Television Revisited

February 26, 2014 16:14 - 28 minutes - 6.77 MB

In this week's Marry Me, Cullen, Kevin sit down, devoid of Susan who was trapped in a snow storm at the time of recording, to revisit Kirby's dilemma from episode 14. The two walk through the specific viewing quarrels that Kirby and her husband share. This episode also features and exclusive preview of The Annual's forthcoming interview with Rick and Morty Co-Creator, Justin Roiland. Check out Save The Arcadian (the band behind our wonderful theme music) Support The Annual, get a Subscrip...

Ep. 17 - I want to dance with grandma!

February 19, 2014 05:21 - 42 minutes - 10.1 MB

In this week's Marry Me, Cullen, Kevin and Susan get back into the question game and discuss whether weddings have changed from quaint ceremonies about love to elaborate made for television productions. All of this boils down to nothing more than Cullen and Kevin planning their wedding to each other, but it helps... somehow. EDITORS NOTE: During the first ten minutes of this episode there is an odd clicking sound, it doesn't come from any specific podcaster, I believe this was an internal s...

Ep. 16 - We adopted an 85 year old (Will's lessons pt. 2)

February 12, 2014 16:36 - 59 minutes - 14.3 MB

In this week's episode, Will Scott returns to Marry Me to regale Cullen, Kevin and Susan with the last 5 lessons in his ten things your straight marriage can learn from his gay marriage. Check out Save The Arcadian (the band behind our wonderful theme music) Support The Annual, get a Subscription!

Ep. 15 - C3PO and R2D2, an Ideal Gay Couple. (Ten Lessons pt. 1)

February 05, 2014 04:57 - 55 minutes - 13.2 MB

In this week's Marry Me, Kevin, Cullen and Susan are joined by special guest Will Scott. Will is a married priest, much like Susan, but unlike Susan, Will is gay. Will joins the group to share his list of ten lessons straight couples could learn from gay couples, and it's a topic so large that we had to split it into two episodes! Check out Save The Arcadian (the band behind our wonderful theme music) Support The Annual, get a Subscription! Be sure to send your questions in to marryme.an...

Ep. 14 - Intergenerational Nightclubs

January 29, 2014 06:06 - 28 minutes - 6.75 MB

In this week's Marry Me, Kevin, Cullen and Susan return from winter hiatus to discuss the timeless question of what to do when you and your spouse disagree on what shows/movies to watch. Check out Save The Arcadian (the band behind our wonderful theme music) Support The Annual, get a Subscription! Be sure to send your questions in to [email protected]

Ep. 13.5 - Unsanctioned Rambling!

January 14, 2014 17:32 - 11 minutes - 2.74 MB

Kevin discusses resolutions for the New Year and teases what we've got in store for Marry Me in 2014!

Ep. 13 - Marry Christmas!

December 25, 2013 03:31 - 17 minutes - 4.25 MB

In this week's Marry Me, Susan sits down with Brian (her husband) to share the story of their first Christmas together, to examine future Christmas Traditions and give some advice to those just starting to celebrate Christmas together. Check out Save The Arcadian (the band behind our wonderful theme music) Support The Annual, get a Subscription! Be sure to send your questions in to [email protected]

Ep. 12 - Compatibility App

December 18, 2013 04:58 - 41 minutes - 10.1 MB

In this week's Marry Me, Kevin, Cullen and Susan examine when it's best to be similar to your spouse and when it's best to be different. A challenge is issued. Holiday traditions are created. Check out Save The Arcadian (the band behind our wonderful theme music) Please support The Annual’s First Annual Annual Subscription Drive! Be sure to send your questions in to [email protected]

Ep. 11.5 - Hypnotic Weathermen

December 12, 2013 21:01 - 11 minutes - 2.9 MB

In lieu of a full blown episode, Kevin examines life under hypnosis as he tells the story of that time he did the weather on live television. Cullen and Ghost are present. Where's Susan? Where's the Marriage Advice? All is explained in the episode.  Check out Save The Arcadian (the band behind our wonderful theme music) Please support The Annual’s First Annual Annual Subscription Drive! Be sure to send your questions in to [email protected]

Ep. 11 - Poop In Front of Your Spouse

December 04, 2013 06:12 - 36 minutes - 8.68 MB

In this episode Cullen, Kevin, Susan and an articulate entity known only as "Ghost" sit down, not to answer questions, but to discuss Kevin's very first wedding experience. We learn that a man, educated by television, has very little knowledge of wedding procedures and that even the Editor-In-Chief of a humor magazine has problems with sex jokes. Check out Save The Arcadian (the band behind our wonderful theme music) Be sure to send your questions in to [email protected]

Ep. 10 - Biblical Waiting

November 27, 2013 05:41 - 49 minutes - 11.8 MB

In this episode Cullen, Kevin and Susan sit down to discuss the five reasons to get married early, and then something goes wrong, Cullen disappears and Kevin and Susan are left to discuss the hot button topic of "waiting for marriage." Y'know, in a biblical sense.  Check out Save The Arcadian (the band behind our wonderful theme music) Be sure to send your questions in to [email protected]

Ep. 9 Dingo Me! A Dingo Advice Podcast

November 20, 2013 18:27 - 31 minutes - 7.57 MB

In this episode Cullen, Kevin and Susan sit down to discuss the latest blog post craze... Marriage Isn't For You. You've seen your friends post about it on Facebook for weeks and now they're finally discussing it! Find out how they feel about getting married solely for another person, having kids, and spending the holidays with someone else's family! Check out Save The Arcadian (the band behind our wonderful theme music) Be sure to send your questions in to [email protected]

Ep. 8 - Feminism Pt 2 Faux Chau

November 06, 2013 05:05 - 42 minutes - 10.3 MB

In this episode Cullen, Kevin and Susan sit down with feminist, Kaity O'Reilly to discuss feminism and it's relation to marriage. We find out how marriage relegates traditional gender roles and debate as to whether or not it still has that effect. Kevin and Cullen talk about fishing and more, all in this week's episode of Marry Me! Check out Save The Arcadian (the band behind our wonderful theme music) Be sure to send your questions in to [email protected]

Ep. 7 - The Spooky Society

October 30, 2013 04:01 - 39 minutes - 9.56 MB

In this week's episode Cullen and Susan take the week off for Halloween. In a departure from the normal format, Kevin sits down to interview his co-worker/boss who was married by Dracula, had a honeymoon filled with corpses and has witnessed a few hauntings. It's an episode about horror, ghosts, goblins, and the usual amount of love. Check out Save The Arcadian (the band behind our wonderful theme music) Be sure to send your questions in to [email protected]

Ep. 6 - Feminism Pt. 1 The Pending Debate

October 23, 2013 04:00 - 23 minutes - 5.56 MB

In this episode Cullen, Kevin and Susan try to figure out why someone would go dutch on an engagement ring and should they? THEN they spend about ten minutes getting down to the nitty gritty of how being a feminist interferes with getting married... well they try to, until Cullen has to run off to an acapella practice, but don't worry, they'll continue the discussion soon. Check out Save The Arcadian (the band behind our wonderful theme music) Be sure to send your questions in to marryme.a...

Ep. 5 - Rules of Engagement

October 16, 2013 03:22 - 56 minutes - 13.5 MB

In this episode Cullen, Kevin and Susan take an in depth look at engagements, determining the effectivness of long term engagements, and attempting to answer the timeless question of how to know when you're actually ready to get married. In this episode they are joined by special guests Emma Wright (Cullen's girlfriend) and Richard Cole who stops by to discuss his own engagement over twenty years ago. Be sure to send your questions in to [email protected]

Ep. 4 - Stumping Susan

October 09, 2013 05:16 - 36 minutes - 8.69 MB

In this episode Cullen, Kevin and Susan discuss fall weddings as Kevin finds himself invited to one. The three struggle to answer the question of how to cope with a "new roommate" of the opposite gender (specifically: a spouse) who enjoys potty humor and wonder what it takes to make the sudden leap into living together once married. Be sure to send your questions in to [email protected]

Ep. 3 - Marital Anarchists

October 02, 2013 03:36 - 33 minutes - 8.1 MB

In this episode Cullen, Kevin and Susan discuss the effects of the government shutdown on weddings/marriages. Then contemplate the ethical intricacies of getting married for the right reasons, be it love or some sort of "get rich quick" scheme. Be sure to send your questions in to [email protected]

Ep 2 - The Wedding Industrial Complex

September 24, 2013 17:52 - 41 minutes - 9.97 MB

In this episode Cullen, Kevin and Susan discuss the intricacies of hipster weddings. The boys plan their dream weddings and settle the dilema of how to fight wedding mania (Marriage Mania?) when you're not quite ready to take the leap. Through the most destructive means they tackle the Wedding Industrial Complex, crashing wedding, and the peak of destruction: The end of the world. Send your questions in to [email protected]

Ep. 1 - Always be Nupping

September 15, 2013 23:41 - 51 minutes - 12.3 MB

In this episode Cullen, Kevin and Susan discuss the importance of overcoming their intimacy issues via llamas. Then they get down to brass tax and discuss whether or not there is a right age to get married and what to do when your partner doesn't meet all your vague needs.  Send your questions in to [email protected]