Mamamia Recaps
46 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 4 years ago - ★★★★★ - 2 ratingsMamamia Recaps is the podcast that deep dives on the biggest shows on television episode by episode.
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MAFS: 25 Broken People
April 06, 2020 04:00 - 13 minutes - 12.4 MBWell… Married At First Sight is over for another year. So what are we expected to do with our lives now? In an explosive finale episode that took approximately 7 years to air on our televisions, we got to see all the couples discover exactly how much they now hate each other and who’s been attacking who on Instagram. It turns out; Steve still doesn’t understand how he hurt Mishel, Connie believes the experiment has made her a better person and Stacey continues to lie about her one-night ...
MAFS: The Cheating Court Is Back In Session
April 01, 2020 04:30 - 18 minutes - 16.6 MBWith only a few days left until the explosive finale of award-winning documentary series Married At First Sight, we’re on the edge of our seats. This week, Mishel finally had an awakening, dumping Steve on national television before throwing her ring on the ground (which the producers ran to pick up because they need that for next season). And in the 700th ‘final’ dinner party, things got heated after Vanessa dropped a massive bombshell on the group and exposed yet another cheating scanda...
MAFS: The Accidental Break Up
March 25, 2020 10:15 - 14 minutes - 13.6 MBWell, we’re definitely at the pointy end of the season now and Married At First Sight has never been so deliciously dramatic. This week, best friends Hayley and Stacey were reunited and got on like a house on fire…. Not. Plus, Ivan had gossip that he absolutely wouldn’t reveal so instead muttered, “that’ll change” obsessively whilst staring at the wall...Okay. And the final dinner party was everything we hoped for… full of honesty, awkwardness and cringe-worthy moments. Clare & Jessie ...
MAFS: The Show That Stops For No One
March 18, 2020 23:00 - 16 minutes - 14.9 MBMarried At First Sight stops for no one… especially not a global pandemic. Regardless of what’s going on, MAFS will continue to be our dose of weeknight trash, that serves as a reminder of all that is good in the world. This week, Jonethen tries to leave the experiment for the third time and Connie, don’t you understand, he doesn’t want to be here. Plus, KC and Drew’s homestay goes down like a lead balloon after her family waste no time asking the most intimate questions about their relati...
MAFS: "The Big Fat Sex Lie"
March 11, 2020 10:15 - 14 minutes - 13.4 MBSometimes we think MAFS couldn’t possibly get juicier but then it turns around and surprises us. This week, Ivan called out the experts after he’d had enough of their intimacy questions. And all we’d like to say is...Trish, we told you so. Speaking of Ivan, he was absolutely heartbroken when Aleks didn’t jump for joy at the plate of meat and one breadstick he put together for their date. And in other news, the dinner party lived up to its usual dramatic standard and exposed both a big se...
MAFS: The New Couples No One Asked For
March 04, 2020 10:15 - 17 minutes - 15.8 MBSo we’re almost halfway through this season of MAFS and can’t decide if we want to look away now or forever hold our peace. This week, Hayley and David became the first couple to be forcibly removed from the show. They just couldn’t be trusted with each other’s toothbrushes. And joy of joys... Lizzie is back! This time, she’s been paired with Seb who’s obsessed with making robot noises and speaking in random languages…. okay. Plus, Steve tells Mishel that he doesn’t find her attractive. P...
MAFS: The Pooey Toothbrush Has Its Moment
February 26, 2020 10:15 - 15 minutes - 14.4 MBWe’re rapidly losing couples but there’s no shortage of drama on MAFS. This week, David and Hayley continued to pretend they weren't being held together with glue and string. Vanessa and Chris aren't happy with each other so they decided to leave the experiment...not that we realised they were there anyway. And there’s a cheatin' scandal that involves a pooey toothbrush. All will be revealed when Clare & Jessie Stephens unpack the drama... CREDITS Hosts: Jessie Stephens & Clare Stephe...
MAFS: One Bride Down, Nine To Go
February 19, 2020 10:15 - 10 minutes - 9.43 MBLast week on MAFS we were privileged to witness the first dinner party and this week, well...the bar was raised as Hayley stepped in to offer her services as the show’s fourth expert. And it’s not surprising things got heated with everything that happened this week... Amanda proved she doesn’t understand consent by demanding intimacy from Tash, which we all know is the one way to guarantee zero intimacy. David and Hayley have gone from hating each other to eating bacon in lingerie and p...
MAFS: We've Got Our First Dinner Party Injury
February 12, 2020 22:00 - 14 minutes - 13.5 MBIt’s been another whirlwind week on the award-winning documentary series Married At First Sight. Ivan is the first person we’ve ever met who doesn’t know how to pronounce his own name. He’s also super rude to his mother, who just wants to play the piano and sing her heart out on national TV. Speaking of mothers, the MVP this week has to be Connie’s mum. Pretending to hate everything about MAFS but then sitting front and centre at her daughter’s fake wedding with her hair and makeup done......
MAFS: When You Realise On Your Honeymoon That You Hate Your Wife
February 06, 2020 10:15 - 16 minutes - 15.1 MBMarried At First Sight is back for another season of poorly-matched couples trying not to claw each other’s eyes out in the pursuit of love. Amanda is desperately trying to join a mob of kangaroos, while her new wife Tash concentrates on meditating waaayy too hard. Oh and did we mention they’re the first same-sex couple to be married in the shows’ history!? Meanwhile, Hayley just cannot stop talking and David is contemplating an escape. Strap yourselves in as resident experts/reality TV h...
The Bachelor: The Finale 2019
September 20, 2019 02:35 - 16 minutes - 15.5 MBAfter 16 long episodes, The Bachelor Finale has drawn to a close and Australia finally got the happy ending they were craving. From Helena's departure to the unnecessary final reveal that takes Matt, Abbie and Chelsie to South Africa, the Mamamia Recaps team come together for one last time and talk you through the biggest moments from the finale of The Bachelor 2019 ... This podcast was made possible by Pure Blonde. CONTACT US Hosts: Rachael Hart, Keryn Donnelly and Renny Beazley Pro...
The Bachelor: Sexual Chemistry and Hometown Dramas
September 12, 2019 11:45 - 18 minutes - 17.2 MBIf the vein on Matt's forehead wasn't strong enough to part the Red Sea before, then a series of house visits will surely prove to be the tipping point... That's right, this week it's Hometowns and everyone knows nothing spells "stress" like meeting the parents. The Abbie Vs. Elly showdown is finally over meaning that Renny, Rachel and Keryn are deep-diving on all the juiciest moments from this week's special episode of the Hometown visits. From a view of Brisbane City as unforgettable ...
The Bachelor: Moon Baths and Bitter Rivalries
September 05, 2019 11:30 - 12 minutes - 11.5 MBIt's official. The ick factor in the mansion has hit an all-time high and Rachel, Keryn and Renny are not impressed. After a few too many close-up pash sessions, finger-licking chocolate dates and foot rub antics, it seems that this seasons' romancing has taken a turn for the cringe. It's safe to say we're all a bit grossed out. Plus, the rivalry between Abbie and Elly has officially reached a breaking point. Tensions in the mansion well and truly alight… This podcast was made possible b...
The Bachelor: Plan B and The Dark Horse
August 29, 2019 11:15 - 19 minutes - 18.3 MBRachael gets the boot after she's been caught sneaking around with a crew member and it's left Matt salty and his trust broken. But was the controversy another typical staged moment at Bach HQ? Or when the cameraman gets involved, is it the real deal? Plus, it wouldn't be a week in the mansion without a healthy dose of contestant rivalry. This time around it's between Abbie and Elly. But it seems one of the girls might not be as committed to this showdown than the other. Got a hunch on w...
The Bachelor: Bachie Baths And Best Friends
August 22, 2019 10:55 - 16 minutes - 15.1 MBIf looks could kill, we're pretty sure Abbie would be in A LOT of trouble right now. She's doing everything she possibly can to win Bachie Matt's heart... And it's not going down to well with Sogand. In the meantime, Matt's brought along his good mate, Kate, who's here for a good ol' fashion grilling. Sogand does to Abbie exactly what Abbie did to Monique and there's ANOTHER confrontation. Everything is right with the world again. This podcast was made possible by Pure Blonde CONTACT US ...
The Handmaid's Tale: The Land Of Milk And Honey
August 16, 2019 02:59 - 15 minutes - 14.3 MBWarning: This episode contains spoilers for Season 3 Episode 13 of The Handmaid's Tale, “Mayday”. Commander Lawrence finally gets put in his place and realises that maybe he's not as 'in charge' as he always thought he was. Serena is completely betrayed by Fred and gets arrested ... Because yes Serena, you still did the bad things. And in a scene that had literally every single person on earth in tears, a plane full of children escape Gilead and land safely in Canada. Join us as we unpa...
The Bachelor: The One With Flowery Language
August 15, 2019 11:00 - 12 minutes - 11.7 MBDRAMA is at an all-time high this week with some very unflattering 'flowery' language been thrown in Matt's direction, which makes him feel... uncomfortable. There's a very confrontational cocktail party, a lot of she said, she said and Oshie finally gets his weird games back in the form of a slingshot. And, a few people go home - but we aren't going to tell you who here. So pop on your headphones for everything on The Bachelor unpacked... CONTACT US Hosts: Rachael Hart, Keryn Donnelly...
The Handmaid's Tale: You Are The Gender Traitor!
August 09, 2019 04:16 - 18 minutes - 16.6 MBWarning: This episode contains spoilers for Season 3 Episode 12 of The Handmaid's Tale, “Sacrifice”. In this episode we farewell Mrs Lawrence who, it seems, may have sacrificed herself for the good of the cause. Fred discovers that his wife has betrayed him and Serena gets some precious time with her baby, but not without a few truth bombs being dropped by Moira. Meanwhile a meeting between Luke and Fred goes precisely as we thought it would with Fred receiving a nice knuckle sandwich. ...
The Bachelor: We Need To Talk About Nichole
August 08, 2019 11:30 - 13 minutes - 12 MBWarning: This episode contains spoilers for episodes 3 and 4 of The Bachelor, Australia It's the second week in Bachie-land and already there's drama and it's in the form of Nichole... After a VERY awkward single date with Matt, Nichole does a tanty when Monique is selected for a revved up single date. It's the most wonderful time of the year because the annual photoshoot is back and it's not just tensions that are high... it's also the most amount of times anyone's ever said the word ch...
The Handmaid's Tale: The Pen Is Mightier Than The Sword
August 02, 2019 05:11 - 17 minutes - 16.4 MBWarning: This episode contains spoilers for Season 3 Episode 11 of The Handmaid's Tale, “Liars”. In this episode things start off with a bang... almost literally as Mrs Lawrence decides she wants her husband alive. But not everyone's so lucky. Serena and Commander Waterford find themselves arrested after a nice countryside drive. And June proves that yes, everything can be used as a weapon when she helps us farewell Commander SVU. FYI, we won't miss you. Join us as we unpack everythi...
The Bachelor:"It's Showtime B*tches"
August 01, 2019 11:30 - 20 minutes - 18.7 MBWarning: This episode contains spoilers for episodes 1 and 2 of The Bachelor, Australia Welcome back to Bach Chat! Have you missed us? It’s a brand new season, which means a new Bachelor, fresh new contestants and brand new reality TV experts to fill you in on what you missed. Join Mamamia’s Keryn Donnelly, Rachael Hart and Renny Beazley as they pop into your ears each week to talk through all the drama, tears and madness that could only be made possible from prime time reality TV. W...
The Handmaids' Tale: We're Going To Need A Bigger Boat
July 26, 2019 02:23 - 29 minutes - 26.6 MBWarning: This episode contains spoilers for Season 3 Episode 10 of The Handmaid's Tale, “Witness”. It also contains discussion of sexual assault. Listener discretion is advised If this conversation brings anything up for you, please contact the Mental Health Information and Referral Helpline: 1800 18 7263. Well, it only took 10 episodes, but it FINALLY feels like the story is moving forward which has Elise and Nicolle relieved and Kee dancing in the studio while she screams "I told you so!...
The Handmaid's Tale: Save The Children
July 19, 2019 02:32 - 19 minutes - 18.2 MBWarning: This episode contains spoilers for Season 3 Episode 9 of The Handmaid's Tale, “Heroic” It also contains conversations around a traumatic surgical c-section birth. If this conversation brings anything up for you, please contact the Mental Health Information and Referral Helpline: 1800 18 7263. We also have a Pregnancy Loss Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/mamamianeverforgotten/ Well, it’s official. June has descended into madness. That’s where Nicolle, Kee and Elis...
The Handmaid’s Tale: Martha, Jezebel, Handmaid, Wife.
July 12, 2019 02:25 - 24 minutes - 22.3 MBWarning: This episode contains spoilers for Season 3 Episode 8 of The Handmaid's Tale, “Unfit.” This episode also contains conversations around the topic of stillbirth. If this conversation brings anything up for you, please contact the Mental Health Information and Referral Helpline: 1800 18 7263. We also have a Pregnancy Loss Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/mamamianeverforgotten/ Everyone loves a good backstory and FINALLY we find out what Aunt Lydia's is but is it too la...
The Handmaids Tale: What A Mess
July 05, 2019 02:32 - 17 minutes - 16 MBWarning: There will be spoilers for Season 3 Episode 7 of The Handmaid's Tale in this podcast. Elise is away this week but Nicolle and Kee have plenty of questions about the latest episode of The Handmaid's Tale, Under His Eye. Aunt Lydia is back from DC to resume the position of Chief Handmaid Tormenter and June continues to make reckless decisions that have us all waiting for the inevitable consequences. From Emily’s iconic protest speech (she will save us all) to Fred's deal with Comman...
The Handmaid's Tale: I Should Have Let You Burn When I Had The Chance
June 28, 2019 05:08 - 28 minutes - 25.9 MBWarning: There will be spoilers for Season 3 episode 6 of The Handmaid's Tale in this podcast. “What if Washington was populated solely by people who took styling notes from the Third Reich?” That’s the question Kee, Elise and Nicolle are asking after watching the latest episode of The Handmaid’s Tale. From June and Serena’s fight to what’s really up with the Swiss and whether or not Nick is the bad guy, this episode of Mamamia Recaps covers it all. CONTACT US Hosts: Elise Cooper, Kee Re...
The Handmaid's Tale: Can We Trust Serena?
June 21, 2019 02:32 - 22 minutes - 20.9 MBWarning: There will be spoilers for Season 3 episode 5 of The Handmaid's Tale in this podcast Can Serena be trusted? That's the question Kee, Elise and Nicolle are unpacking in this week's episode as we try and work out, once and for all, whether Serena is a gender traitor. Plus, we walk through the Commander's meeting with Luke in Canada and ask "What the hell are your options when you're offered asylum by a journalist?" And has June's new Handmaid's outfit lived up to all our expectatio...
The Handmaid's Tale: Useless Bloody Fred
June 14, 2019 02:51 - 23 minutes - 21.5 MBJust a warning, there will be spoilers for Season 3 episodes 1&2. Praise Be. When you get given two episodes in one go, it’s a given that a LOT is going to happen. And that’s how we feel after watching the latest episodes of The Handmaid’s Tale. This week, Elise and Nicolle are joined by mass Handmaid fan Kee Reece to discuss wtf just happened. From THAT library scene to Serena’s relationship with her mother to Aunt Lydia doing what Aunt Lydia does best, there’s a lot to get through. But...
The Handmaid's Tale: Burn It All Down
June 07, 2019 01:28 - 21 minutes - 19.4 MBJust a warning, there will be spoilers for Season 3 episodes 1&2. Season 3 has begun, not quite with as much of a bang as last season, but we did receive some hope. Emily's been forced to swim to Canada with a newborn in tow, meanwhile Mrs Waterford is burning down her own house and June is moving in with Commander Lawrence... And that's just episode 1. Plus Aunt Lydia becomes the cockroach of Gilead when we find out she's survived, the Martha's have an epic plan that fails spectacular...
Game Of Thrones: And Now Our Watch Has Ended
May 20, 2019 23:00 - 21 minutes - 19.7 MBJust a warning, there will be spoilers. Season 8, Episode 6. And just a warning, there will be spoilers. Well, it's all over and we have mixed feelings. If you watched Game Of Thrones along with 20 million other people last night and need to talk about it we're here for you. Mamamia's Head Of Content Holly Wainwright, Editor Clare Stephens and host of The Quicky podcast Claire Murphy walk you through what happened on the final ever episode of Game Of Thrones. CONTACT US Hosts: Claire ...
Game Of Thrones: Burn Baby Burn
May 13, 2019 22:28 - 23 minutes - 21.5 MBJust a warning, there will be spoilers. Season 8, Episode 5. And just a warning, there will be spoilers. Watched Game Of Thrones along with 20 million other people last night and need to talk about it with other people who aren't sure exactly what's going on? We're here for you. Mamamia's Head Of Content Holly Wainwright and host of The Quicky podcast Claire Murphy walk you through what happened on Episode 5 of Season 8. After abandoning her plans to kill Cersei Lannister during episo...
Game Of Thrones: Dracarys
May 06, 2019 22:47 - 13 minutes - 12.5 MBJust a warning, there will be spoilers. Season 8, Episode 4. And just a warning, there will be spoilers. Watched Game Of Thrones along with 20 million other people last night and need to talk about it with other people who aren't sure exactly what's going on? We're here for you. Mamamia's Editor Clare Stephens and Head Of Content Holly Wainwright walk you through what happened on Episode 4 of Season 8. And holy heck how are there only two episodes left? CONTACT US Hosts: Clare Stephen...
Game Of Thrones: Not Today Death, Arya's On It
April 29, 2019 22:33 - 15 minutes - 13.9 MBJust a warning, there will be spoilers. Season 8, Episode 3. Watched Game Of Thrones along with 20 million other people last night and need to talk about it with other people who aren't sure exactly what's going on? We're here for you. Mamamia's Editor Clare Stephens and Head Of Content Holly Wainwright walk you through what happened on Episode 3 of the final season. From Arya killing the Night King to Jon Snow doing nothing to Theon being a true hero. It's all here. CONTACT US Hosts:...
Game Of Thrones: The Calm Before The Storm
April 22, 2019 22:21 - 16 minutes - 15.5 MBSeason 8, Episode 2. Watched Game Of Thrones along with 20 million other people last night and need to talk about it with other people who aren't sure exactly what's going on? We're here for you. Mamamia's Editor Clare Stephens and GOT major fan Nicolle Stuart walk you through what happened on Episode 2 of the final season. From Arya and Gendry's sex scene to whether or not Dany is actually the Mad Queen, it's all here. Including our predictions of who will survive. CONTACT US Hosts: ...
Game Of Thrones: Cersei, We Have Questions
April 15, 2019 23:55 - 22 minutes - 21.1 MBSeason 8, Episode 1. Watched Game Of Thrones along with 20 million other people last night and need to talk about it with other people who aren't sure exactly what's going on? We're here for you. Mamamia's Editor Clare Stephens and Mamamia Out Loud's Holly Wainwright take us through exactly what to make of the most-anticipated TV show of the decade including Cersei's new boyfriend, jealous dragons, awkward confessions and screaming zombie kids. CONTACT US Hosts: Clare Stephens and Holly...
MAFS: The TV Event Of The Decade
April 10, 2019 03:18 - 24 minutes - 22.5 MBDespite being dumped on national television last week , Ning has been feeling optimistic about Mark and they’re back to their sexy texting. Plus, Cyclone Cyrell hears that Jess and Dan have been cheating and it’s not long before we get a category 5 weather warning. Batten down the hatches! And in the reunion episode, Sam is nowhere to be seen, Elizabeth delivers a speech that puts Mick in his place and Jules accidentally invites the experts to her wedding which we know she will regret. R...
MAFS: Well... That Was A Nightmare
April 04, 2019 04:43 - 24 minutes - 22.7 MBAfter dumping their exes, Dan and Jess meet in a forest to exchange vows. Jess is still head over heels, but when Dan whips out his “special palm cards” he says despite his feelings, he is struggling with the lie they were living. Plus, Cam proposes to Jules, which surprises nobody because he shared his plans on-camera only moments earlier… Good one, Cam. Way to kill the suspense! And when Mark and Ning exchange their vows, his true feelings are revealed, leaving Ning to storm out furiousl...
MAFS: The Biggest Fight In MAFS History
March 28, 2019 04:04 - 24 minutes - 22.9 MBAt the last commitment ceremony ever, Jess finally breaks the news about her affair with Dan but can’t understand why everyone else isn’t as excited about her new love as she is. Plus, Ning and Mark attempt to have a sexy getaway in the Blue Mountains, but the trip doesn’t go according to plan when Mark starts having doubts about whether or not they should seal the deal. And a massive fight at the dinner party leaves all the couples devastated or yelling, leaving the twins completely unsur...
MAFS: Reality TV Just Broke The Happiest Man On Earth
March 21, 2019 04:27 - 19 minutes - 18.1 MBThis week, we lost two couples, and the twins are missing Cyclone Cyrell’s drama. Big time. Jules and Cam share a moment together by crying over the drama. And after Jess tries to deflect the rumours about her “secret” affair with Dan, they reveal a terrible plan to dump their partners and fake marry each other… READ MORE Check out the Twins Recaps... Ep 1: https://www.mamamia.com.au/mafs-recap-jessika/ Ep 2: https://www.mamamia.com.au/married-at-first-sight-2019-recap/ Ep 3: https://...
MAFS: The Moment Billy Broke
March 14, 2019 06:01 - 21 minutes - 19.5 MBJohn Aiken kicks off the commitment ceremony by slamming Heidi, surprising nobody because he can’t hide his disgust any longer. And Jessika continues to cause trouble by staying in the experiment so she can have an affair on national television. Meanwhile, the grooms have gone to live with their wives for a week, and Nick gets shouted out of Cyrell’s house. And after a trip to Susie’s farm, we “officially” see Billy break. Jessie and Clare Stephens are living off snacks, avoiding chores a...
MAFS: Jessika, what the HELL?
March 07, 2019 05:11 - 24 minutes - 22.9 MBWe’re halfway through the season and Jess has been called out for her failed attempt at cheating. Susie is obsessed with Billy telling inconsequential white lies, and Dan isn't feeling his marriage with Tamara. Probably because he's too busy pushing Jessika. Meanwhile Cyrell is keeping her “no fighting” promise and a series of home visits reminds us Mark still only has one cup. It’s another week of strangers trying to pretend their relationships are going to last and the Twins are recappi...
MAFS: We Need To Talk About Cyrell
February 28, 2019 04:52 - 25 minutes - 23.8 MBJessie and Clare kick things off with the biggest reality tv cheating scandal of all time...Jess after a few wines. And it appears the producers are so bored they’ve introduced two new couples. One of them already hates each other and the nearly came as undone as Jess’ dress. Plus, Martha and Cyrell had a physical altercation and the loser was a fruit bowl. It’s another crazy week and the twins are recapping all the chaos... READ MORE Check out the Twins Recaps... Ep 1: https://www.mam...
MAFS: The Sex Act We Can't Stop Talking About
February 21, 2019 23:27 - 25 minutes - 23.6 MBAs Ex-Virgin Matt and Ex-Lesbian Lauren left the show, another drama unfolded: the finger-sucking scandal of 2019. Both Elizabeth and Sam tell very different stories of how it went down, but yes, it was uncomfortable, and no, no one liked it. Meanwhile, just when you thought the 'affair' between Sam and Ines couldn't get more is getting more ridiculous, a girls night reveals Ines' true feelings (and they sure ain't pretty). Also, HOW DOES INES NOT HAVE CHICKEN POX YET? Clare and Jessie ...
MAFS: Nah Seriously, Where Is Elizabeth?
February 15, 2019 01:45 - 21 minutes - 20.1 MBSam has the chicken pox and Ines wants to touch them because…who knows. Virgin Matt tries to do a little Q&A with Loz and it’s, well, boring. Particularly compared to Loz’s news that she used to date women and wants to “unleash the beast.” Mark is auditioning to be the next Commando Steve and Ning is confused because she thought they were one a reality TV show, not training for the SAS. And does anyone know where Elizabeth is? Clare and Jessie Stephens are here to investigate. READ MOR...
MAFS: Ines Broke John Aiken
February 07, 2019 01:29 - 27 minutes - 25.4 MBThe week is almost over, which means one thing. Clare and Jessie Stephens are here to recap the week that was Married At First Sight for your entertainment. And boy, has there been some entertainment this week. Let's start with Virgin Matt, shall we? He's hydrated and he's finally gotten with Lauren. But isn't losing your virginity on national TV a little...awkward? Not as awkward as having the world know you are constipated it seems. Ines gets called The Hulk but takes it as a complimen...
MAFS: Ning's Nasty Surprise
January 31, 2019 22:22 - 22 minutes - 20.7 MBMark got his willy out and it's far too soon for Ning...and for all of us really. Melissa is making the most her Fijian honeymoon with Dino by yelling at him for talking about the Hindu God, Shiva before 8am. And thank goodness this guy knows how to meditate because...ALL THE YELLING! Jessika is more interested in seeing how many more followers she's attracted since going on a reality dating show and Mick is starting to think she might not be here for love....DUH. The Married At First Sig...