It's Not Coming Home

And so it was, all that god save the queen patriotism really came to nothing but a hangover and a realisation that England truly is Babylon. In this episode, the girls reminisce on that fateful evening, and discuss all the TV shows and films (not books because we really like being employed) that started off amazingly, and ended up a bit shit. The main characters also tell their stories of not coming home; Rochelle describes accidentally falling into a shop that had been left open at 3am, Katie laments at the drinking of dark fruits at any time before 4pm and Soraya details how she got drunk when most people were doing the school run or morning commute. Not everyday wholesome book chat guys.