MAFS, Martinis, and Mess!!
18 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 2 years ago - ★★★ - 15 ratingsWho doesn’t love Married At First Sight?! This is a short podcast to review the weekly MAFS episodes. The show is a beautiful mess and you’ll need a drink for this! New guests weekly!
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Episodes
The End of the Road
November 25, 2021 19:00 - 26 minutes - 24.1 MBWE ARE FREEEEEEEE! We've made it to the end of season 13 ::clap it up:: It was a LOOOONG road, but we are here. The final episode. After the heartbreak we witness for our man, Gil, I can't take anymore. This recap is short and sweet. Your girl (ME) needs a break. Here's my final thoughts for season 13. I'm going to head on out and go find Gil, Brett, and Bao on Instagram.... Y'all be easy!
A Reunion Full of L I A R S!
November 18, 2021 19:48 - 54 minutes - 50.9 MBSay it with me: “You don’t have to lie to kick it.” I guess the couples don’t understand that. This reunion gave us a bundle full of liars: Myrla being the HLC (head liar in charge); Brett was a little dishonest too; Jose and Rachel BEEN lying to themselves; and good ol’ lying ass Zachary. Tune in with me and my girl, Corinne, for some MAFS, Martinis, and MESS!
Say it with me… M A N I P U L A T I O N
November 11, 2021 16:30 - 1 hour - 55.8 MBShoutout to us (all the MAFS viewers) for making it through another season! Decision Day was some what predictable, but there were a few twists and turns. What stood out over everything was our manipulative kings, Johnny and Zach. They had to end it with a bang 🙄. Join me and my girl, Martine, for the decision day madness!
Over it.
November 04, 2021 15:00 - 1 hour - 56 MBNow, MAFS could’ve kept this little filler episode. We need to get to decision day NOW! But since we are here… let’s chat about Gil and his insecurities around Myrla’s BIG BANK, Zach being just as toxic as Michaela, Boss babe Brett and her “I’m over this” energy, Jose’s fear of international travel, and….Johnny.🙄 Join me and my girl, Corinne!
The Bombs Are Dropping
October 28, 2021 17:00 - 51 minutes - 47.4 MB“Alexa, play B.O.B (Bombs Over Baghdad) by Outkast” because this episode was full of bombs: Rachel calling her ex, Ryan’s ol’ country ass on a dating site, and scheming ass Johnny discussing his marriage w/ one of Bao’s “friends”. Join me and my beautiful mother as we discuss all the mess!
Toxic Zachaela Vibes
October 22, 2021 14:10 - 53 minutes - 49.7 MBWHEW! Talk about chaotic. Zach’s manipulation sent Michaela into a tailspin, Ryan still doesn’t recognize Brett’s bad b*tchness, Jose and Rachel are STILL delusional, and Bao is finally starting to stand in her greatness and Johnny is just…Johnny. Join me and my girl, Martine, to catch all the tea!
Myrla.Is.Sprunggggggg!
October 14, 2021 16:00 - 43 minutes - 40.6 MBThe way Myrla showed up to her counseling session took me OUTTT! Lol Myrla is CLEARLY sprung on our boy, Gil. Meanwhile, Johnny is still the worst, Brett needs to leave Ryan and his non trying ass, Michaela and Zach need to go their separate ways, and Rachel is delusional. I’m breaking all of this down with my girls, Lanna and Ashley!
Married at First Sight Men = Disappointment (minus Gil)
October 07, 2021 15:30 - 58 minutes - 54 MBHow did these men get casted for this show!? The majority of them are so disappointing. JOHNNY is the toxic king of them all. However, Jose, Zach, and Ryan are right there with him. Let’s break this all the way down. Join me and my girl, Lanna, for all the tea!
CUT GIL A CHECK!
September 30, 2021 15:30 - 49 minutes - 45.7 MBDr. Gil is stepping in and giving all the couples the counseling they need. Gil is the K I N G of the show and what would it be with out him!? Join me and my girl, Corrine, for another episode of MAFS, Martinis, and Mess!
“I’ve never accidentally locked a deadbolt”
September 23, 2021 16:48 - 48 minutes - 45 MBWe are back in this thang this week! WHAT AN EPISODE!!! Jose wants to catch these hands, Zach got me agreeing with Michaela, and Myrla finally kissed Gil. So many things went down. Join me and my girl, Jessica aka “JG”, as we break.it.DOWN!
T O X I C
September 09, 2021 16:03 - 43 minutes - 40 MBThis episode is giving TOXIC vibes. A lot happened on MAFS last night. I don’t know if any of these couples are going to survive… Let’s chat!! Join me and my girls, Lanna and Corrine, for the full rundown!
#Divorcecheck
August 26, 2021 15:35 - 36 minutes - 34 MBJoin me for another episode of MAFS, Martinis, and Mess! My girl, Corrine, is back and we get into Myrla’s one liners (#divorcecheck), Johnny and Bao’s communication skills, and the couples dealing with political views. Cheers!
HE HAS COVID!!
August 19, 2021 15:30 - 28 minutes - 26.8 MBIt’s that time of the week… MAFS time! Join me and my girl, Corinne, as we review last night’s episode. Myrla was miserable (as always) while Johnny & Bao surprised us with some romance and vulnerability. Let’s talk!
Can I brush your teeth?
August 12, 2021 15:58 - 41 minutes - 38.7 MBGet into this lengthy convo with me and my girl, Lanna! We are breaking down the latest MAFS episode and giving some of the couples the business😂 CHEERS!
Ranch Means Money
August 05, 2021 15:30 - 35 minutes - 32.7 MBJoin me and my girls, Lydia and Corinne, as we breakdown this week’s weddings: Brett/Ryan and Jose/Rachel. The MESS continues…..
OMG… He’s bald!!
July 29, 2021 15:30 - 31 minutes - 28.8 MBLet’s talk about Myrla, Gil, and this bald head situation. We also need to celebrate our girl, Michaela, and her new husband, Zachary!!! Join me and my girl, Martine, for MAFS, Martinis, and MESS!!
A Brilliant Mind … Thanks, Bao!
July 22, 2021 15:00 - 30 minutes - 28.2 MBWelcome to MAFS, Martinis, and Mess! This is the first episode… get excited! I am joined by some of my favorite girls (Lydia, Corinne, and Francesca) to discuss all things MAFS :). Cheers!