Episodes
Buzzzz – July 13th, 2019
March 28, 2023 03:20 - 1 second - 48.5 MBCarlito wants to jump, he plays part of JagTV’s sex tape, lights some fireworks in his bathroom, Big Ethan calls in, Carlito orders a plain pizza, Carlito’s car makes fart noises, there’s a horrible buzzing sound throughout this entire episode, Carlito shops at Lowes, and just wants to watch TV and play video games. The […]
The 2015 Madhouse Live Christmas Eve Special
December 16, 2021 18:03 - 1 second - 226 MBIt’s a Christmas miracle, the 2015 Christmas Eve special with Carlito, Brad, Milkman, Mistress Morgan, Dwight, and more has finally been released! The opening song is by Dom The Bomb. Carlito calls the Norad Santa Tracker line a bunch of times, everyone is extremely racist for a full 30 minutes, there’s a lot of fantasy […]
Tunnel Vision – July 4th, 2019
December 10, 2021 21:34 - 1 second - 122 MBIt’s a July 4th celebration, complete with fireworks throughout the show. Dwight cohosts and they’re occasionally joined by Dom the Bomb. Carlito calls firework stands, Dwight puts fireworks in his microwave, they talk about the upcoming Chicago prank call meetup venue, Carlito turns into a real asshole when he finds a walkie talkie in public, […]
Venomous Snake – 6/28/19
April 14, 2021 20:22 - 1 second - 133 MBHere’s a Carlito show from June of 2019. In this episode, Wasted Memory calls in and talks about banging shopping carts together, Dom The Bomb calls in and sticks around until the end, Carlito does a telephone drop test, Dwight reports in from the bathroom, a Breastaurant is called, Carlito tells hotels about his large […]
Spicy Hot Lamby Nipple Chops – 6/14/19
October 06, 2020 04:09 - 1 second - 89.7 MBIn today’s show, Carlito tries to find clean pee for his drug test, he drinks some hand sanitizer, Dom The Bomb calls in, T Falcon wants to know the origin of asshole, it’s baylo again, RBCP calls about the TV, David King is defriending everyone, Carlito attempts to blow up some Diet Coke at people. […]
Tuna Panties – 6/7/2019
August 01, 2020 01:44 - 1 second - 46.4 MBIn this show, Carlito calls complainers, Legend chats about the weather, Dirty Aaron calls in to talk about falafels, JagTV is stroking it, Carlito gets in a few car accidents, a caller is worried that the prank call meetup is a joke, you can now find Madhouse Live on Spotify, Dwight and Carlito go to […]
Honey Labia – 5/31/19
June 05, 2020 03:25 - 1 second - 1 ByteIn this episode, Buffalo Bill liked big girls, Matt and Zax are back, Carlito got a new phone, wireless charging is slow as fuck, oh crud Carlito just said he’s going to edit all of this out of the podcast and I didn’t edit any of it out. I’m sorry, though, I like when he […]
You Like to Look at Peckers – 5/24/19
May 24, 2019 16:04 - 2 hours - 69 MBThis is our episode from May 24h, 2019. . . Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the Madhouse Subreddit Call and Leave Us a Voicemail: (405) 396-6884 Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store! Follow Carlito on Twitter @madhouse and get more shows like this at Prank Call Nation! […]
Shit Machine – 5/18/2019
May 19, 2019 02:24 - 1 hour - 35.2 MBThis is our episode from May 18th, 2019. . . Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the Madhouse Subreddit Call and Leave Us a Voicemail: (405) 396-6884 Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store! Follow Carlito on Twitter @madhouse and get more shows like this at Prank Call Nation! […]
Operation Wolf – 4/27/19
April 28, 2019 01:33 - 2 hours - 58.4 MBThis is our episode from April 27th, 2019. . . Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the Madhouse Subreddit Call and Leave Us a Voicemail: (405) 396-6884 Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store! Follow Carlito on Twitter @madhouse and get more shows like this at Prank Call […]
Kissing Body Your Ass – 4/20/19
April 21, 2019 01:58 - 2 hours - 183 MBCarlito is looking for a new bed that won’t squeak while he’s porking his wife. Calling the hotel front desks and asking for ashtrays for our 420 marijuana smoking parties. Reporting the Matt Hillock Drug House. Carlito needs to pee in the pool but they are all closed. Offending Zappo’s customer service. An Indian […]
You’re Fraud – 4/12/19
April 13, 2019 01:54 - 2 hours - 65.6 MBStop & Shop employees are on strike, Carlito is getting into confrontations with them. Calling hotels drilling holes in the wall, shitting in the toilet and smoking with Dwight McClanahan. . . Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the Madhouse Subreddit Call and Leave Us a Voicemail: (405) […]
Hold Your Tongue – 3/16/2019 Show
March 20, 2019 17:22 - 51 minutes - 23.8 MBThe kid at Panera Bread has some interesting medical advice. Carlito makes the girl at Waffle House lose her composure. Indian guy tells Carlito to hold his tongue when talking to him. . . Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the Madhouse Subreddit Call and Leave Us a […]
Honey Labia – 3/9/2019 Show
March 10, 2019 02:39 - 1 hour - 38.9 MBStealing shoes from Walmart. China is dirty. Carlito and Homer walk out of PetSmart without paying for his beef pizzle. A guy doesn’t appreciate Carlito calling his wife “Honey Labia”. Engineering is being sent to the hotel room regarding sheets in the toilet again. Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here […]
God Dammit – 2/23/2019 Show
February 24, 2019 02:39 - 1 hour - 29.8 MBOrdering two plain pizzas and 2 cheese pizzas and talking labia with the big pizza guy. Turning the light off on a guy in the Target bathroom making a lot of pooping noises. Carlito ends the show with chest pains. Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the Madhouse […]
Toilet Offline – 2/6/19 Show
February 07, 2019 00:49 - 1 hour - 28 MBCross is having trouble working the smart toilet in his hotel room. Carlito accuses a dentist of unbuttoning his pants. How much will it cost to pay a Taekwondo master to let us kick his ass in front of our children to earn their respect? Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation […]
What Do I Do? – 12/15/2019
December 15, 2018 22:43 - 3 hours - 95.7 MBCarlito is calling from the bathroom to find what he needs to do. Cross leaves his glucometer in the Barnes & Noble men’s room and a big bruhaha develops involving glory holes and trespassing warrants. Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the new Madhouse Subreddit Call and Leave […]
Mader Tongue – 12/14/2018
December 15, 2018 03:55 - 2 hours - 71.5 MBCarlito is joined by Big Dwight McLanahan. We try to play audio of last week’s Indian cursing tirade to other Indian restaurants with mixed results. Carlito is calling from the Main Machine in town writing up the girls at Target in his report. Transportation is lying about the F word. Dave King joins to explain […]
I’m a Three Input Guy – 12/6/18
December 07, 2018 03:00 - 2 hours - 74.1 MBCarlito has found the best slacks in the United States at Target, he just need a few more inches for his bunghole. Planting sod in the basement for the cat to enjoy. Australian Chinese food is really boring and the restauraunt workers talk funny. Generic Viagra for sale from dirty India. Carlito freaks a lady […]
Pranksgiving 2018! – 11/21/2018
December 04, 2018 03:03 - 4 hours - 118 MBIt’s stupid Pranksgiving! Jin Stewart joins for some calls to motel rooms. Carlito is calling for labia jewelry and getting some good responses. Harassing the Overeaters Anonymous conference line again. Waking up UK wankers for water tests. Insulting the clerks at JCPenney. Calling up the slow thinking momos in Guam. Support Madhouse on Patreon! or […]
Busting Cheeks – 11/15/2018
November 16, 2018 03:00 - 2 hours - 63.5 MBInsisting on placing a phone order for a Chipotle burrito bowl and being an asshole about it. Calling the Butterball Turkey Hotline. Carlito wants an Indian man to put on a wedding dress so he can see his body in it. Ordering a salad with heat. Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time […]
Peanut Butter Puppies – 11/9/18
November 10, 2018 03:00 - 1 hour - 38.5 MBCarlito is trying to share a neat trick you can do with your puppy and some peanut butter. Tires, wood and a lawnmower for sale. Short show this week as Carlito just isn’t feeling that well. Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the new Madhouse Subreddit Call and […]
Mushroom Sauce – 10/25/2018 Show
October 26, 2018 03:00 - 2 hours - 61.2 MBIt’s Pokemon card giveaway time again! This time Carlito is sending people to the Walmarts while he’s shitting in toilet. Extreme confusion regarding divorce vs annulment and what that means for Cross. Watching gymnastics classes while covered in bed sheets and the Amish mattress guy shares a chuckle. Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a […]
I’m Not Looking for a Dishwasher – 10/18/2018
October 19, 2018 03:00 - 2 hours - 64 MBCarlito is calling the customer service line for Jet.com and having the agents describe the adult toys for sale. Sears is closing another round of stores across the nation, we call to check in on their plans, manage to insult women selling large appliances. A car salesman is intimidated when Cross calls in looking to […]
Big Belly Bella – 10/11/2018 Show
October 12, 2018 03:00 - 3 hours - 82.9 MBRBCP and Carlito call back an entitled ‘lawyer’ who is upset that his damaged package isn’t being hand delivered to him. Lysol is missing after Hurricane Michael strikes the Florida panhandle. Calling the Indians at Cop Cam again and we’re still not talking professionally. Planet Fitness shenanigans, ordering burps, shit & farts and insulting a […]
Blue Crab Machines – 10/4/2018 Show
October 05, 2018 03:00 - 2 hours - 67 MBCross ordered blue crab machines but can’t figure out how to make them open and go. A restaurant makes the news for experimenting with cannabis to boil lobsters more humanely – the owner lady won’t SHUT UP ABOUT IT. Carlito has stolen an entire Cinnabon kitchen and is calling to get instructions on how to […]
International Telephone Business Machines – Pilot
October 01, 2018 01:05 - 35 minutes - 49 MBThe first episode of our new podcast which will be a Patreon Horse exclusive benefit. The first few episodes will be a free preview to promote membership and while we work the technical side out. Enjoy and send your suggestions! Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the new […]
What Have We Learned – 9/20/18 Show
September 21, 2018 01:25 - 2 hours - 71.6 MBCarlito is joined by Dwight McC, JagTV, Matt Hillock & RBCP as we go over our PLA/PCN Meetup in Chicago. Thanks to everyone who donated to make this possible. Matt wonders why we always prank Indians, Carlito teaches him why. Ordering some stupid heat crap like always. This is another stupid show. Support Madhouse on […]
That’s a Girl’s Name – 9/8/18 Show
September 09, 2018 03:00 - 1 hour - 36.7 MBCarlito is trying to get to Chicago for the PLA PrankCon on September 15th. Help him with a donation at madhouselive.com/donate. Enjoy a short pre-show before Dwight the Janitor goes on the air. Ashley the Starbucks manager(that’s HIS name, don’t make fun of it) is calling the surrounding stores to get their shit outta here. […]
No TV For You – 9/6/18 Show
September 07, 2018 02:54 - 2 hours - 64.2 MBCarlito is trying to get to Chicago for the PLA PrankCon on September 15th. Help him with a donation at madhouselive.com/donate. A black man becomes very upset with Cross Skrilla over being denied a free TV, leads us on a 20 minute tirade. The advance team is calling to set up reservations for President Trump […]
What Does Gender Have To Do With It? – 8/30/18 Show
August 31, 2018 03:00 - 2 hours - 82 MBCarlito is trying to get to Chicago for the PLA PrankCon on September 15th. Help him with a donation at madhouselive.com/donate. This is another example of a good Madhouse show with not-so-good pranks. We are starting beef with burger places that refuse to make our burgers the old fashioned way. The lady at iHop doesn’t […]
Hot Jazz In Your Mouth – 8/23/18
August 24, 2018 03:00 - 2 hours - 75.8 MBThere’s a hurricane headed to Hawaii, so we are looking everywhere for plywood. Carlito is confusing Free Pickup at Walmart with trucks for sale. Using anatomical breast descriptions while ordering bras over the phone. Eating canned dog food when the human food runs out. Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here […]
Lean Machine – 8/16/2018
August 17, 2018 03:00 - 2 hours - 69.7 MBIt’s Tropical Smoothie night on Madhouse Radio as Carlito tries to flip the eggs with heat concept – by ordering smoothies with cold, in a waffle cone. The animal hospital receptionist doesn’t appreciate the insinuation that she is being replaced by a janitor. Insulting Puerto Rico while trying to book a vacation there. Bath Planet […]
I Don’t Have a Disability – 8/10/18
August 11, 2018 03:00 - 3 hours - 94.4 MBCarlito thinks it’s good that you have a job answering the phone, even with your non-existant disability. The red Solo cup is smoking in the hotel room, not us. Brad Carter is on a mission to make a woman cry. Trying to use the gambler’s anonymous line to place random number guessing bets. CPAP cleaning […]
Prostate Exam Procedures – 8/2/2018
August 03, 2018 03:00 - 2 hours - 69.6 MBCarlito and Milkman somehow get on the subject of prostate exams tonight and they are concerned with the way in which a doctor cleans us up afterwards. RBCP, the inventor of the Twitter complainer prank call, from PhoneLosers.org joins us with a hilarious call from corporate in which he gets a customer to walk off […]
“I’m Gonna Shave Your Head” – 7/26/18
July 27, 2018 03:00 - 2 hours - 81.7 MBCarlito is in the mood to threaten women with forced head shavings tonight. Calling a news tip line and describing the plot to the movie Boyz n the Hood. Ordering some eggs with heat LIKE ALWAYS. Calling some of them swap shops including diabetic supplies, reclaimed barn tin, a tractor and a refrigerator that some […]
Diet Ass – 7/19/2018
July 20, 2018 03:00 - 2 hours - 71 MBMcDonalds has bumped Coke Zero off the menu in favor for another flavor of Sprite. In real life Carlito is obsessed with Coke Zero, so he calls to complain. Stuck in the elevator shaft again, getting extra panicky this time, and calling Vegas instead of Reno. Complaining to Vietnamese nail salons about a toe fungus […]
13 Year Anniversary Show – 7/12/18
July 18, 2018 17:26 - 2 hours - 61.9 MBJoin Carlito and the Milkman for our 13 year anniversary show featuring the return of weekly Thursday night shows and the MouthLine 405-396-6884 (leave us a voicemail). Technical issues get in the way but we feature a crazy drunk lady eating on the phone and confused about her room for rent, calls to Zappos and […]
It’s Up To Your Ass – 5/26/2018
May 26, 2018 16:12 - 1 hour - 47.5 MBWe’re calling on them swap shop items, yard sales and donating things to the Cub Scout charity benefit. Insulting the dirty Greek restaurant and getting into trouble with Joey Guns. Carlito misses out on buying a trailer but is looking to get in early on them puppies. Burning unwanted Lipizzaner horses alive and looking for […]
Want To Get Your Ass Kicked? 4/20/2018
April 21, 2018 03:00 - 1 hour - 47 MBCarlito is all wound up from watching the news so he’s calling embassies looking to see who wants to get their asses kicked. East Germany doesn’t have any plans for Hitler’s birthday today. Hotels are not amused with our 420 celebrations in their rooms. Support Madhouse on Patreon! Leave a review for this podcast on the […]
The Dead Hand – 3/31/18
March 31, 2018 05:06 - 2 hours - 67.2 MBHomer says hi for the first time! Carlito insults a restaurant guy’s mother, then his mother gets on and turns the tables in a major way. Checking back in with the Kmarts and the manager recognizes Carlito. Several Swap Shop items for sale. Guests are Matt Hillcox, Zerx, Dwayne the Janitor & Brad Farter. Support […]
I Want Real Woman – 3/23/18
March 23, 2018 14:36 - 2 hours - 78.8 MBJoin Carlito for some prank call machines including a Chinese guy selling 100 assorted condoms (were they too big for him?). Somehow he ends up getting invited to an orgy. We also call people after stealing their typewriter, bicycle, fishing poles and gas. More of them wacky incoming customer service calls. We remember KDK and […]
Girl Scout Cookie – 3/7/18
March 07, 2018 11:48 - 1 hour - 31.3 MBA short show featuring the usual stupidity including calls to Girl Scout Troops complaining after confusing the marijuana strain “Girl Scout Cookie” with their legit Girl Scout cookies. Guest is Matt “The Walk” Hillock. Support Madhouse on Patreon! Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store! Follow Carlito on Twitter @madhouse and get more shows like […]
The President’s Day Massacre – 2/19/18
February 20, 2018 01:52 - 1 hour - 53.1 MBWinn Dixie is on the verge of bankruptcy, Cross is spreading fake news to the stores. Carlito is providing a very rude sign language translation over the phone. A landscaping company order draws the line at the term ‘Dirty Mexicans’. Naming random diseases. Guests are Dom DaBomb from the Super Phone Bros, Matt The Walk […]
Get The Snow Outta Here – 2/7/18
February 08, 2018 03:39 - 2 hours - 74.7 MBCalling Indian-American companies looking for dirty people to sell soap to. Calling apartment complexes and businesses telling them to get the snow outta here. Cross is trying to buy weed from Lysol but the snow is in the way. More calls to dying Kmarts, including asking about glory holes and where Lysol is going to […]
A Group of Like Minded Men – 2/3/18
February 03, 2018 18:38 - 54 minutes - 24.8 MBThe local Kmarts are closing! Cross is calling on behalf of the Glory Hole Foundation representing a “group of like minded men” looking to relocate as a result. Carlito is also flushing sheets down the toilet at the hotel again. Support Madhouse on Patreon! Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store! Follow Carlito […]
More Get Your Shit Outta Here – 1/19/18
January 19, 2018 18:38 - 2 hours - 74.8 MBCalling a golf course and catching up with Oh God Bill. A Satanist is calling Hobby Lobby looking for discount Christmas stuff to burn. We call a couple of malls to get their shit outta here. Guests are XYZ from XYZshow.xyz, Big Fermus, Big Baby Baz, RBCP from phonelosers.org, Reclude, Green B from the Green […]
New Years Machine – 12/31/2017
January 01, 2018 03:00 - 3 hours - 91.2 MBNew Years Eve show with Carlito, Big Brad Carter, Not-as-big Dwight McC, Old Matt Hillcock and Domdabomb Machine. KDK is missing, help us find him. Customer Surveys and lunk alarms. Support Madhouse on Patreon! Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store! Follow Carlito on Twitter @madhouse and get more shows like this at Prank Call […]
Christmas Confidence Level Reporting – 12/24/17
December 24, 2017 22:59 - 3 hours - 94.2 MBMerry Christmas from Madhouse Radio! Carlito and Milkman call NORAD (our Christmas Eve tradition) and shoot the shit with the Santa Trackers. XYZ from XYZshow.xyz joins as Carlito’s indifferent son. A Twitter complainer pins us as scammers trying to ruin his night. Starting drama with a girls Mom and ordering food with heat at Waffle […]
You Done Messed with the Wrong Person – 12/10/17
December 10, 2017 17:00 - 45 minutes - 51.8 MBA short Sunday afternoon show featuring a nice round of Get Your Shit Outta Here. Carlito tells a store to flip at the breakers and leave them like that until he calls back…and then never calls back. Placing an order for Foo and then canceling it at the last minute. Support Madhouse on Patreon! Leave […]