Lunch with Lucius and Lukus
47 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 3 years ago - ★★★★★ - 1 ratingDo you like to laugh? Do you need some time to rest your brain, or forget that ex-SO that dumped you like a sack of taters? Then tune in to our podcast. The author Lucius McCray, also known as Gary McPherson, and his inspiration for his character Lukus, Craig Mauldin, bring you funny news twice a month, and a topic for debate the other weeks. You can expect the same down-home humor and country insight that you find in Lucius' books today. So, sit a spell on our front porch and laugh with us.
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Episodes
Important Announcements And A Bit Of Hope
September 08, 2020 14:00 - 9 minutes - 6.86 MBToday's broadcast announces some updates to our channel. I try to leave you with a little bit of hope amongst the craziness we are all experiencing at this time.
Funny News: It Ain't What You're Thinkin'
August 20, 2020 04:00 - 32 minutes - 22.5 MBIt is the dog days of summers. The nudists are out, granny's getting a tattoo, it's so hot the zookeepers are using golf carts to chase animals, and the Japanese are breaking out the twerking robot dogs. Enjoy the show, or check out the chapters to jump to a topic you're interested in.
All About the Art
August 13, 2020 04:00 - 28 minutes - 19.6 MBDarla and Lucius talk about the value of art and the joy of creating.
Emus, Panthers, and Florida Man. It Must Be Funny News
August 06, 2020 04:00 - 28 minutes - 20 MBDonald Trump wants to ban TikTok Florida Man tries to become a millionaire An embarrassed St. Bernard Hungry EMUs banned from the pub. Skydiver loses his leg Scary Stuffed Panther Updates from Gary
Awkward Bathroom Moments
July 30, 2020 04:00 - 37 minutes - 25.9 MBThis week's topic: Lukus and I reminiscence about awkward and embarrassing bathroom moments we have survived.
Funny News: Mushrooms With Jesus
July 23, 2020 04:00 - 26 minutes - 18.1 MBThis week we discuss Mushroom Jesus, Shark Rage, Meeting By Accident, Way Down Yonder In The Paw Paw Patch, Finland Magnet Fishing, ATM Fishing, Swimming At The Bass Pro Shops Waterin' Hole. Check out the Time Markers for this week's funny news topics.
Lucius Weekly PSA: How's Your Integrity
July 16, 2020 04:00 - 8 minutes - 5.63 MBDue to technical challenges over the weekend, Lukus and I were not able to record Funny News. Please sit back with me while we consider if it is possible to cheat fairly.
Lucius McCray's Weekly Public Service Announcement
July 09, 2020 19:00 - 3 minutes - 2.34 MBHow to get along in public.
Who Are You?
July 02, 2020 04:00 - 43 minutes - 30.3 MBI apologize for the audio. The phone call clarity was not what I had hoped. This was my first time attempting a straight telephone interview. Just a reminder, we are off the week of July 6th for vacation and will be returning the following week. For y'all that celebrate it, have a happy and safe Independence Day.
This month's topic: CBD and THC
June 25, 2020 04:00 - 50 minutes - 34.8 MBBefore we get to our CBD discussion, I talk about my first copyright claim brought against me on Youtube. Prepare to shake those weights. We go deep into CBD. Check out the chapter markers for topics.
Lucius Reads A Scary Story
June 17, 2020 15:00 - 14 minutes - 10.3 MBThanks for joining us on the front porch. We have a special treat. Lucius is reading one of his recent horror short stories, "Dark Temptation." So, kick back, relax, and enjoy the show.
Funny News
June 11, 2020 04:00 - 29 minutes - 20.5 MBThis week's show includes a one in a million find, angry alligators in love, a six-year-old boy magnet fishing, and Governor Tater finds his sense of humor. So kick your feet up, grab your long pole, and celebrate national corn on the cob day with us. Check chapter markers if you want to jump to a particular story.
America Burning
June 02, 2020 12:00 - 37 minutes - 25.9 MBThis week's show is a little different. We are releasing this episode early. Craig and I talk about discrimination and what we have learned in the past week.
This Week's Funny News
May 28, 2020 04:00 - 28 minutes - 19.8 MBCheck out the Chapter Markers for segment times. New show schedule. Swinging for Dinner and Sports Mask etiquette per my high school sex education teacher Let's go 'tubin' The Spiritual Squirt Gun of Grosse Pointe Park The second most important date of the year, National Hamburger Day
Happy Fishers, Heart Broken Partridges, and Happy Waitstaff Day
May 21, 2020 04:00 - 48 minutes - 33.6 MBGary wants people to dress before they come out in public. A lone boy takes on his sisters' fishing prowess. A peacock looks for love in all the wrong places, we discuss the underpaid waitstaff, and how the new normal looks as the Carolinas open up. Check out the chapter markers for the location of each segment. Don't forget to check out my website gmacwriter.com.
Happy Buttermilk Biscuit Day, and Don't Touch That Gator. Oh, and It's Craig's Birthday.
May 14, 2020 04:00 - 54 minutes - 37.7 MB1:47 We discuss our upcoming Patreon site. (I'd buy that for a dollar.) We also go down a chicken trail about my books, Craig's music, and how to invite yourself over to your friend's house. 11:42 Gary's Ode to Spring and His Banana Tree 15:42 We wrap up Patreon 16:50 Funny News, Charles Darwin says, "Don't touch that gator." 31:15 I'll take some women's panties and a side of fries. 47:55 Happy Buttermilk Biscuit Day
Our Friend and Journalist Lisa Geraci Joins Us On The Front Porch
May 07, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour - 59.9 MBWe chat with Lisa about her job as a journalist and how working from home has changed her routine. 10:00 The Counties Get Rowdy. 11:40 We Rebel Against The Rules. 14:34 We Discuss Other Folks Getting Rowdy. 20:30 The New Mask Fashion 23:00 National Day of Prayer Pop Quiz 26:30 Gaston County Gets Bold And Then Apologizes 28:00 Just Because the Government Tells You To Do Something Does Not Mean You Have To Do It. What? Unlimited Zoom Minutes. Now It's A Party. 29:00 Lisa Wishes She H...
Humor, Insight, And A Bit Of Pandemic
April 28, 2020 15:00 - 1 hour - 53.1 MBAfter being stuck at home for five weeks, it is time to address the bat in the room. How do you make funerals fun? Some folks use strippers. Bra face masks. Be sure to validate your supplier. It's the end of the world as we know it. Real talk about how to survive and find hope.
Podcast of our Livestream Show
April 23, 2020 04:00 - 35 minutes - 24.7 MBThis is the podcast from our livestream show on April 18th. If you would like to see the video, please go to the link in the channel description and look under stories and updates. Otherwise, sit back, and enjoy the show.
Live Show Announcement
April 15, 2020 17:00 - 1 minute - 995 KBJoin us for our live show on Saturday April 18th. Please see the links below. Listen to podcast for details On Facebook, join us on: https://www.facebook.com/gmacwriter On Twitch, join us on: https://www.twitch.tv/2slow4you
Happy News and Happy Easter
April 09, 2020 04:00 - 42 minutes - 29.4 MBThis is our Easter special. Due to technical challenges, the show ends rather abruptly, but we hope you enjoy the content. 4 Year Old 'Bama girl found after missing for 2 days: 4:49 Australian man give $10,000 to unemployed: 11:00 Jim starts "Some Good News": 14:11 Smithfield, NC Man makes waitress' day: 18:24 Surfer Jonny spreads the love, and toilet paper in Encinitas, Ca.: 23:04 Easter Memories and Plans: 27:57
Funny News and Mountain Memories
March 26, 2020 04:00 - 37 minutes - 25.6 MBCountry Driving 0:28 When Country County Water Goes Bad 4:33 Turning Water Into Wine 7:15 You Put That Potato Where? 10:50 Swinger News: Grandma did what where? 15:50 Mountain Memories 24:52 Contact us on Twitter: @LLunch11 Contact us on Email: [email protected] Check out my website: https://gmacwriter.com
Funny News, and Can We All Get Along?
March 19, 2020 04:00 - 33 minutes - 22.8 MBFunny News: Fiery pigs and sprinting cows. What do you do with two pallets of toilet paper totaling 48 boxes? Hoarding in the U.S. Throw down with a grocery store clerk Who should get tested? Isolation Maybe we can all come together one day. Contact us on Twitter: @LLunch11 Contact us on Email: [email protected] Check out my website: https://gmacwriter.com
Succulents, Swingers, and Funny Carolina Town Names
March 12, 2020 04:00 - 46 minutes - 32.3 MBContact us on Twitter: @LLunch11 Contact us on Email: [email protected] Check out my website: https://gmacwriter.com Plastic Plant Surprise: 3:18 Swinger News: 9:07 Funny N.C. Town Names:27:00
Port Blair and the Andaman Islands
March 05, 2020 05:00 - 31 minutes - 21.6 MBContact us on Twitter: @LLunch11 Contact us on Email: [email protected] Check out my website: https://gmacwriter.com Rogue Krispy Kreme Donut Shop: 1:33 Flying Dogs: 4:31 Port Blair and the Andamans: 7:35
What Is Free Speech
February 27, 2020 05:00 - 46 minutes - 32.2 MBContact us on Twitter: @LLunch11 Contact us on Email: [email protected] Check out my website: https://gmacwriter.com Swinging Snakes News: 00:58 Announcements: 5:10 Free Speech: 7:30 What is free speech Free speech expressed in how we live Freedom to speak with actions instead of words.
Getting Revenge On Your Ex for Valentine's Day, and Climate Change
February 20, 2020 05:00 - 57 minutes - 39.5 MBMy new podcast channel coming out soon Lost love, revenge, death Climate Change
Super Bowl Halftime Empowerment
February 13, 2020 05:00 - 43 minutes - 29.9 MBSaying thank you to my supporters wrapping up Va. Funny news: Florida man saves Diet Coke, Fiona the Hippo pukes on the Superbowl winner and predicts the half-time show. Why even have a half-time show? What is empowerment?
Super Empowerment
February 13, 2020 05:00 - 43 minutes - 29.9 MBSaying thank you to my supporters wrapping up Va. Funny news: Florida man saves Diet Coke, Fiona the Hippo pukes on the Superbowl winner and predicts the half-time show. Why even have a half-time show? What is empowerment?
Virginia Politicians Embarrassing Their Mommas
February 06, 2020 05:00 - 41 minutes - 28.6 MBFunny News: Save the Diet Coke Update to Va. gun ban. What is an assault rifle? Va. Governor recall Don't stick your finger in there. Impeachment is boring Southern winter. Southern snakes Remember to check out my website at https://gmacwriter.com Say hello or leave a comment to @llunch11 on twitter
Giving the Bird
February 06, 2020 05:00 - 41 minutes - 28.6 MBFunny News: Save the Diet Coke Update to Va. gun ban. What is an assault rifle? Va. Governor recall Don't stick your finger in there. Impeachment is boring Southern winter. Southern snakes Remember to check out my website at https://gmacwriter.com Say hello or leave a comment to @llunch11 on twitter
The Virginia Gun Bill
January 30, 2020 05:00 - 43 minutes - 30.3 MBWhy are people upset about the new Virginia gun bill? Governor Northam: A profile in crazy and how to reach out and educate the governor An attack on free speech Why red flag laws are dangerous Virginia Gun Protest Why we do not trust the government Why voting matters
Thoughts With Lucius: That Ain't Legal
January 27, 2020 05:00 - 3 minutes - 2.7 MBI discuss my thoughts on the current political climate around laws in the U.S.
Five Minutes With Lucius: Get Along with Folks
January 23, 2020 15:00 - 2 minutes - 1.73 MBA weekly monologue from Lucius Lucius discusses why it is important to get along with one another and not rely on the government.
Southern Flu
January 20, 2020 16:00 - 18 minutes - 12.9 MBThere have not been any shows due to me being down with the flu. We discuss the statistics around the current flu and what can be done to stop it. Be sure and drop us a hello, compliment or criticism on Twitter a@llunch11 If you enjoy short stories and books, check out my website at https://gmacwriter.com
Happy Birthday To Me! Come Get You Some Free Ebooks
January 08, 2020 14:00 - 2 minutes - 1.75 MBDownload Your Free Copy Before Time Runs Out January 12th To celebrate my birthday this year I am giving away three ebooks starting January 8th through January 12th. These are the ebooks that will be available for free from January 8th through January 12th. “Humor Through The Ages” by Lucius McCray: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07Z24BRXX “Harold and the Angel of Death” The Berserker Series: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07R2LQCKL “Joshua and the Shadow of Death” The Berserker Series: https://w...
Hillbilly Holiday Memories
January 06, 2020 05:00 - 42 minutes - 29.1 MBThis episode contains mature content Gary gives away free ebooks for his birthday. Go to https://gmacwriter.com for details Craig's crinkled Christmas Grandchildren, The Flu, ICU, and Wedding mixups Timestamp 18:20 Swinger news: WARNING-Mature content told by two immature guys.
Merry Christmas And A Rowdy New Year
December 21, 2019 05:00 - 34 minutes - 24 MBCraig gets voluntold to play the hammer dulcimer in an upcoming podcast. Gary talks about future podcasts plans for 2020. Gary rants and Craig listens about cancel culture in 2019. We talk about grub eating hawks and night terrors for cocker spaniels. Christmas witches are on order for the funny news. Gary rants some more. We finish with Lucius' interpretation of the Christmas Story. Links: https://gmacwriter.com Twitter @LLunch11
Dead Rabbits Don't Bounce
December 16, 2019 10:00 - 28 minutes - 19.5 MBThe Mystery of Amazon's Delivery Service Dead Rabbits Don't Bounce The joy of watching friends become American citizens. Willie Nelson takes a page from Turkey Spa in "Humor Deeper Than A Holler" Where you can find us: Twitter: @LLunch11 Where you can find my books and short stories: https://gmacwriter.com
Kentucky Fried Christmas
December 09, 2019 05:00 - 34 minutes - 23.7 MBWhen simply going to the grocery store could land you on Live PD Enjoy a traditional Japanese Christmas dinner down at the local KFC. Christmas Swing Would Jesus shop at Walmart? Why does Craig think he's better than Jesus when it comes to Walmart? Why do you shop at places that don't like you? Check out our new Twitter account at @LLunch11. Give some feedback, the good, the bad, the ugly, the guy passed out at the liquor store.
We Broke Our First 100, Yule Goats, and Imbeciles In The Left Lane
December 02, 2019 05:00 - 24 minutes - 16.9 MBWe broke through our first 100 listens! Thank you to our listeners, you will be surprised where you come from. Yule Goats in Sweden. Are they better than reindeer? Nothing says Christmas like road rage in the passing lane.
Google Ads Support Punts, Swinging Myrtle Beach, and Thanksgiving Memories
November 25, 2019 05:00 - 34 minutes - 23.5 MBGoogle Ads Support calls back, and does nothing. Who knew South Carolinians do more than swing on their front porches? Lukus and I share our favorite Thanksgiving memories and traditions.
German Swingers and AIs Take Swings At Each Other
November 18, 2019 05:00 - 45 minutes - 31.3 MBWe talk about a large German Swingers Club that had to be evacuated from a building. I describe how Google's AIs battled one another as they attempted to figure out the ad strategy for our podcast, and how even Google support was confused.
What Is A Weed? Safe Moonshine. I Am The Lion. Tree Hugging. Recycling Plastic And My Dog
November 11, 2019 05:00 - 35 minutes - 24.2 MBDiscuss early podcast numbers and new book release. Fall, leaves, and weeds. An update on the woman who jump in with the lion at the NY Zoo. Good and bad conversation. Recycling, is it worth it?
Fall Festivals, Flying Dog Kennels and Funny Tech Support Calls
November 05, 2019 00:00 - 33 minutes - 23.1 MBI discuss what I saw at the fall festival I attended this past Saturday. We talk about a Florida man who used a dog kennel, complete with Chihuahua as a weapon, and types of theft. Craig and I reminisce about some of our funner tech support calls and systems issues at Microsoft and Bank of America.
Kanye West, Angry Cows, and Dangerous Childhood Toys
October 27, 2019 12:00 - 30 minutes - 20.7 MBLucius and Lukus discuss Kanye West's conversion, the difference between cows, bulls, steers, and why that matters when you make one angry. Our topic of the week begins with kid's toys we miss and degrades into a discussion about toys we loved that would be banned today because they were dangerous.
Episode 1 Haunted Houses
October 19, 2019 17:00 - 35 minutes - 24.3 MBLucius and Lukus introduce themselves in this initial episode. They talk about the frustrations of putting together their first podcast recording Lucius introduces the first funny news story. Lucius and Lukus discuss who has been in a haunted house and weird things they have seen besides each other.